Today’s HumanFuckery: Say Cheese!!! Cop Poses With Man’s Ass After Finding 200 Meth Tablets In His Ass!!! (1/22/2018)

200 Meth Tablets Found In Man’s Ass

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Following a tip, police in northern Phayao province searched a local man and found over 200 methamphetamine tablets (yaba) hidden in his rectum.

After conducting a standard body search on Pattapong Chaimongkol, 27, police did not find anything, but after the man continued to act suspicious, police asked him to pull down his underwear.

They found a blue plastic bag stuffed in his bum. Inside were a total of 203 yaba tablets.

Gotta love people attempting to conceal things in their asses.. This isn’t the first time we’ve seen someone attempting to hide meth or other objects in their orifices….

see also:Florida Woman Hid Meth In ASSHOLE During Jail Booking!!

see also:Sri Lankan Arrested With Nearly 2.2LBS Of Gold In His Ass!!!

see also:Man In India Caught Smuggling 2.65 Pounds Of Gold In His Ass!!

see also:Mint Employee Allegedly Smuggled 180K Worth Of Gold In His ASS!!!

see also:3 Syringes, $20 Bill, And Pills Found In Arkansas Woman’s Pussy!!

Fuckery We Missed: 5 Arrested After Man Advertises Weed For Sale On Facebook!!! (1/21/2018)

5 Arrested After Man Advertises Weed For Sale On Facebook

None of these “drug dealers” would of survived in the no snitchin/talking era of drug dealing… These “dealers” are making everything easy for the cops when they’re advertising their products on social media, last we checked almost every police department in America has a presence on social media!!!! There’s no one to blame but yourselves for being so damn sloppy!!

see also:Deputies Raid Man’s House While He Was Flexin On Facebook Live!!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Minnesota Man With Fetish For Slashing Exercise Balls Is Sentenced Again!!! (1/21/2018)

“Ball Slasher” Arrested Again!!

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Christopher Neil Bjerkness, 40, who recently served six months in the Douglas County (Wis.) Jail for destroying exercise balls at two educational facilities, received his latest sentence Thursday in St. Louis County District Court in Duluth.

Bjerkness pleaded guilty in November to a fourth-degree burglary charge stemming from a May incident in which he reportedly entered an Essentia Health facility after hours and caused approximately $200 in damage.

The Duluth Police Department reported that Bjerkness was identified on video entering a closed area of the Polinsky Medical Rehabilitation Center, 530 E. Second St., and destroying an unspecified number of exercise balls just after midnight on May 23.

The Essentia incident was the first in a spree of incidents over two days. Bjerkness previously admitted in Douglas County Circuit Court to slashing exercise balls at both the Superior High School and the University of Wisconsin-Superior on May 24.

Bjerkness was caught in the act early that morning at the high school, where he popped at least 20 exercise balls valued at $40 apiece. UWS officials later discovered at least 10 exercise balls that were slashed in the dance studio at the campus wellness center, with surveillance video showing that Bjerkness had entered the facility about an hour before he was arrested at the high school.

This story is just flat out bizarre. One thing we are wondering is if this man has a full fledged hard on when he’s slashing these balls… What a head scratcher!!!

Fuckery We Missed: Pennsylvania Man Cut Woman In ‘Satanic Ritual’!!! (1/21/2018)

Satanic Ritual Preformed On Unsuspecting Woman!!!

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A North Huntingdon man is accused of performing what he called a “Satanic ritual” on a female friend by using a razor blade to cut her right palm and then repeatedly cutting her leg, police said.

Kyle A. Parker, 21, of Brownstown Road, Larimer, allegedly cut the woman during a heated argument at his residence at 5 p.m. Jan. 10, police said in an affidavit.

The victim passed out after her palm was cut and awoke to find she had repeated razor cuts around the calf of one leg, police said. She was taken from Parker’s residence by a female friend, police said.

The victim told police that when she attempted to pick up her vehicle from Parker’s home the following day, he allegedly told her, “I sold your soul to the devil.”

Police did not say if the victim needed medical treatment for the razor cuts.

Parker was charged with simple assault and harassment before North Huntingdon District Judge Wayne Gongaware and placed in the Westmoreland County Prison in lieu of $75,000 bond.

He faces a preliminary hearing before Gongaware on Wednesday.

In 2006, Parker was sentenced to serve up to two years in jail for shooting his roommate in the chest with a sawed-off .22-caliber rifle and stealing money and Christmas gifts from eight other victims.

Parker told Westmoreland County Judge Christopher Feliciani the shooting was an accident.

As per terms of a plea agreement, Feliciani sentenced Parker to 11½ to 23 months in the county prison, followed by three years of probation. He was ordered to get drug and alcohol treatment and to make restitution.

Police said Parker was showing off his altered .22-caliber rifle when it accidently fired Dec. 29, 2014, critically injuring his then-roommate, Anthony Venturella, 23, in Parker’s mother’s home on Brownstown Road.

The restitution includes at least $54,000 to cover the victim’s medical bills, Feliciani said.
The devil and his demons aren’t nothing to play with.. Nothing much more to say about this fuckery… Moving on!!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: DUI Fuckery!!! (1/20/2018)

Man Allegedly Punches Himself In The Face To Avoid Breathalyzer

Man Allegedly Punches Himself In The Face To Avoid Breathalyzer

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BELFAST, Maine (WGME) – Belfast police say they have arrested a man who allegedly punched himself in the face to avoid a breathalyzer test.

Police say they found the car of 27-year-old Brian Fogg in a ditch early Saturday morning on Waterville Road.

When they tried to administer a breathalyzer test, Fogg allegedly punched himself in the face three times, causing himself to bleed.

Police tended to his injuries instead of giving him the test.

Fogg is charged with OUI, falsifying physical evidence and criminal mischief.

He has since been released on bail.

Please let there be footage of this fuckery!!!! PLEASE,PLEASE, PLEASE!!!!!

Tampa Man Mistakes Bank Of America Drive-Through For Taco Bell, Gets DUI

Florida Man Mistakes Bank Of America Drive Thru For Taco Bell, Receives DUI

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The branch manager of the Mariner Boulevard bank said they saw Douglas Jon Francisco passed out in his blue Hyundai sedan while it sat in the drive-up bank lane, according to the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office. This was about 5 p.m. on Wednesday.

The manager said they started banging on the Hyundai’s window “for some time,” according a deputy’s report, before Francisco finally woke up.

Then Francisco tried to order a burrito, deputies said. When Claussen told he was not, in fact, at a Taco Bell, deputies said he drove to the front parking lot. When deputies arrived, they said they found Francisco in the driver’s seat, the car still running.

“He made several statements that were differing from reality,” a deputy wrote in the arrest report.

He also denied asking the manager for a burrito. Deputies said his responses to their questions were delayed and that after a field sobriety test he appeared to be impaired. Deputies said Francisco also had prescription medication with him under his name.

We’re glad that this man didn’t harm himself or anyone else for that matter. This incident of fuckery could of ended a lot worse than it did!!

Fuckery We Missed: Husband Accused Of Burning Wife With Hot Oil Because Chicken Wasn’t SEASONED!!! Man Also Attempted To Smother Infant Son!! (1/20/2018)

Man Burns Wife With Oil, Strangles Baby!!
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Columbia County deputies arrested Jeremiah D. Crothers, 34, early Wednesday and booked him into Columbia County Jail.

His wife told investigators that Crothers attacked her and her son Sunday and again Tuesday, according to a probable cause affidavit.

Those episodes marked the culmination of weeks of abuse and threats, police said.

Crothers threw her against a wall Sunday while she was holding their son, injuring the 7-month-old’s head, she said.

Then on Tuesday morning, Crothers covered their son’s mouth and nose, smothering him, according to the affidavit. The infant started to shake his legs and began turning blue, Heather Crothers told authorities.

Worried that her husband would kill their son, she said she grabbed a frying pan and hit him over the head. He let go of their son, and he started to breathe again.

Then, on Tuesday night, when Crothers’ wife was making fried chicken in their kitchen, Crothers accused his wife of not seasoning the food properly, court documents said. Moments later Crothers took his wife’s hand and put it into the boiling frying oil, according to the sheriff’s office. (

She broke free, but when she tried to put her hand under cold water, he grabbed her hand and pulled it away, according to the affidavit. He told her to stop “playing the victim,” she said.

Jeremiah Crothers then punched her in the head and threatened to hurt her if she told anyone what he had done, she told investigators.

This abuser will be facing attempted murder, strangulation, second-degree assault, third-degree assault, two counts of fourth-degree assault, coercion and attempted fourth-degree assault… This dummy should receive life for this fuckery!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Two Horrific Baby Killings!!! (1/20/2018)

Brooklyn Woman Confesses To Killing Newborn Baby, Gets 16 Years In Prison

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Tiona Rodriguez, 21, told Manhattan prosecutors she delivered a baby boy at a friend’s house in Queens on Oct. 16, 2013, and immediately smothered the child.

Rodriguez made the confession as part of a manslaughter plea deal for a reduced prison sentence of 16 years in prison. She was facing life behind bars on a murder charge.

The 17-year-old was arrested after a security guard at the Victoria’s Secret in Herald Square suspected she was shoplifting.

The guard searched Rodriguez’s bag and found the dead infant, authorities said.

Rodriguez sent a text after the killing saying she wanted to “take this s— and dig a hole, put it somewhere, lol, then we go eat IHOP,” prosecutors said.

The district attorney also revealed that Rodriguez gave birth to a baby in her bathtub in 2012. Afterward she texted her boyfriend, “It’s dead.”

It is not clear how that infant died.

Three in Dallas Family Get Prison For Stomping Pregnant Teen’s Belly To Force Miscarriage And Cover Up Rape

8 Month Baby Stomped Out Of Womb!!

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Sharon Jones, 47, was sentenced to 12 years, while her daughter Cecila McDonald, 28, got seven years, and 29-year-old son, Cedric Jones Jr., was sentenced to five years in prison.

Each pleaded guilty to felony family violence aggravated assault.

Another man, Lonnell McDonald, was convicted of aggravated assault in 2016 and sentenced to 10 years in prison in connection with the 2013 assault.

The victim, now 19, reported the attack in 2015.

Cayald is accused of raping his 13-year-old sister in August 2012. She became pregnant from the attack. When her relatives learned she was eight months’ pregnant, they forced her to take birth control pills and cinnamon tablets to try to abort the baby.

When that didn’t work, they held down the teen and took turns stomping on her pregnant belly.

During the attack, Cecila McDonald yelled at the teen, “Bitch, you ain’t about to get my kids taken away from me.”

“They held her down. They forced her to lay there while people stomped her,” Burris argued. “I️t was savage.”

They left the teen in a bathtub, where she lay bleeding, slipping in and out of consciousness, while her younger sister tried to care for her.

No one took her to the hospital or to visit a doctor. To treat the blood loss, the family gave her iron pills.

After the teen gave birth in the bathtub, Cecila McDonald put the stillborn baby into a bucket, and the family tried to burn the remains on a grill. When that didn’t work, Sharon Jones gave her son $25 to take care of it. He hid the remains in a bag in an unknown location.

The only thing we honestly can say is Rest In Peace to these poor babies and that all these sick fucks need to put to death!!!