Today’s HumanFuckery: New Mexico Man Accused Of Trying To Set Wife On Fire Over Stimulus Check!!! (4/6/2020)

Husband Attempts To Set Wife On Fire Over Stimulus Check!!

Excerpt From Article:

Officers discovered Macias’ disabled wife, her hair and pajamas soaked in gasoline, on the floor inside a nearby trailer. The wife told police Macias had come home around 5 p.m. with a four-pack of beer and “upset because he did not qualify for the stimulus check.”

Once Macias finished the beer, he asked for his wife’s car keys to go buy more and, when she refused, he yelled “you’re going to pay the consequences” and stormed out. She said he came back a few hours later with a gas can and pushed her onto the floor.

The wife told police that, as she lay on the floor, unable to get up, Macias threw gasoline onto her and all over the mobile home. She said Macias then pulled out a cigarette and attempted to light it several times, but was unsuccessful due to the lighter getting gasoline on it.
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DAMN!!! What an IDIOT!! What your wife have to do with all of this?? You’re taking this fuckery out on the wrong person!! We at humanfuckery.com wish this woman a speedy recovery!!

source:abqjournal.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man Arrested For Killing, Baking Dog In Oven!! (4/5/2020)

Florida Man Baked Dog In Oven!!

This is some grade A psychopathic fuckery right here!! There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

see also:Florida Man Accused Of Hanging Dog With Electrical Cord Because Of Barking!!

see also:Kentucky Man Said He Skinned Dogs In Order To Make A ‘Doggy Coat’!!!

see also:2 Fucked Up Dog Stories From Florida!!

source:abc-7.com

Fuckery We Missed: DoorDash Driver Caught On Camera Drinking From Customer’s Beverage Before Delivery!! (4/5/2020)

DoorDash Driver Caught On Camera Drinking From Customer’s Beverage Before Delivery!

Yes this fuckery is gross but this incident of fuckery is very mild compared to some of the vile shit we’ve posted in the past that delivery drivers have done… Please feel free to visit the see also links below for more fuckery!!

see also:Florida Uber Eats Customer Finds Shit Stained Underwear In Food Order!!!

see also:Tennessee Man Faces Felony Charge For Dipping His Balls In Salsa Before Delivery!!!

see also:Man Says DoorDash Delivery Driver Ate Half His Food Before Delivering It!!!

see also:DoorDash Driver Secretly Sips Milkshake Before Giving It To Customer!!

see also:Security Footage Captures Domino’s Pizza Delivery Driver Eating Pizza Toppings Off Pizza Out For Delivery!!!

source:news5cleveland.com

Fuckery We Missed: After Nearly 20 Years, Police Say ‘Cascade Flasher’ Has Been Caught!! (4/4/2020)

20 Years Later: Serial Flasher Caught In Michigan!!

So you mean to tell us that out of these 20 years not one person attempted to attack or apprehend this fucktard?? We get that these people were probably in shock when they suddenly looked up and saw this fucktard just going to town on himself right out side their window but shit during these 20 years someone had to have a male in their household who could have taken matters in their own hands!

see also:Creep Gives Library Patron His Business Card…Then Proceeds To Flash Her His Genitals!!!

see also:Man Says He Stole Security System To Conceal Masturbation!!!!!

see also:NYPD Detective Caught Jacking Off In Random Persons Backyard!!!

source:woodtv.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Weekly Recap Of Covidiots From This Week!! (4/4/2020)

There’s really no need to delve deep or explain what this post is going to be about, well maybe one thing… If you’re uncertain what the term “covidiot” means urban dictionary defines the term as:

Relating to the 2020 Covid-19 virus:
Someone who ignores the warnings regarding public health or safety.
A person who hoards goods, denying them from their neighbors.

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Humanfuckery.com P.S.A: FOLKS PEOPLE PLEASE QUIT USING YOUR COUGH AS A “WEAPON”!! Ever god damn week there’s been more and more fucktards Coughing on folks claiming that they have Covid-19! Below we’ve posted a few of these incidents of fuckery….

Man Coughs at Officer After COVID-19 Test; Held Without Bail!!

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On Tuesday, March 24, 2020, at approximately 4:30 PM, a Deputy, assigned to work at Meritus Medical Center, assisted hospital security with an aggressive patient. The man, identified as Michael Palani Smith, 32, was in the Emergency Department. It was learned that Smith had been tested for COVID-19 prior to his arrival at the hospital. When asked to wear a protective bandana, Smith refused and became combative with staff and security.

Police say Smith yelled that he didn’t care if he infected others because no one cares about him. During the incident, the Washington Co Sheriff’s office says Smith pulled his bandana down and forcefully coughed several times in the direction of the Deputy and Security Officer.

source:foxsanantonio.com

Missouri Man Coughed On Customers, Scrawled COVID On Cooler Door!!

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John Swaller, 33, was charged Tuesday with second-degree making a terrorist threat in Crawford County. The sheriff’s office said he left the store Tuesday before officers arrived but was taken into custody later. He is jailed in lieu of $25,000 bail.

An employee at a Dollar Tree store called authorities because the man had been “purposely coughing toward other customers,” police said. The man also breathed on a cooler and used his finger to write the term COVID on the inside of the cooler, police said.

source:stltoday.com

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Man Faces Assault Charges After Threatening, Coughing On People At A New Mexico Big Lots!!

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According to the complaint, 40-year-old Edward Babcock threatened a woman and her 10-year-old daughter shortly before coughing in their direction. Investigators said Babcock coughed on the girl’s neck.

According to investigators, all parties stated they were in fear of contracting COVID-19 due to Babcock coughing in close proximity.

source:kob.com

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Man Jailed For Coughing On police Officer!!

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Adam Lewis, 55, told the officer: “I am Covid and I am going to cough in your face and you will get it.”

The Met said the officer had been flagged down by a member of the public during a cycle patrol in Westminster when it happened on Tuesday afternoon.

Lewis was sentenced by Westminster magistrates after being convicted of assaulting an emergency worker.

source:bbc.com
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Woman Charged With Removing Mask, Lunging And Coughing In Cop’s Face!!

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The initial call at 12:41 a.m. to 335 E. Ettwein St. was to remove a man who Alexandra Nicole Detrick said was infected by the coronavirus , police said.

Detrick, who was wearing a medical mask and “appeared to be highly intoxicated and had .. slurred speech,” met officers outside the home, police said.

She removed her mask and asked officers to do the same, police said.

“Detrick became upset due to our response to the incident,” police said in court papers. “She turned her body toward (the officer) then lunged at the officer, deliberately coughing approximately four times in his face.” Detrick’s unlawful actions “possibly” exposed “the victim to COVID-19,” the disease that comes from the coronavirus, police said.

source:lehighvalleylive.com
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Woman Beaten, Robbed By 4 Teens For Wearing Respirator Mask In Store!

This woman was simply protecting herself from the Rona in public, which we don’t blame her for doing so due to how much of a hotbed New York is with their cases of Covid-19. Unbelievable!!

see also:Today’s HumanFuckery: Weekly Recap Of Covidiots From This Week!! (3/26/2020)

source:rochesterfirst.com

see also:Weekly Recap Of Covidiots From This Week!! (3/26/2020)

Today’s HumanFuckery: A Washington Man Allegedly Teaching His Dog To Drive Was Arrested After Leading Troopers On A High Speed Chase!! (3/31/2020)

Washington Man’s Failed Attempt To Teach Pit Bull To Drive!

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A man was arrested Sunday after leading troopers on a high-speed chase with his dog sitting in the driver’s seat, a spokeswoman for the Washington State Patrol said.

The man from Lakewood, Washington, hit two cars on separate occasions and failed to stop both times, leading state troopers on a high-speed chase up Interstate 5, the spokeswoman said. No major injuries were reported in either crash.
“He was driving very erratically. So erratically that multiple people called 911,” trooper Heather Axtman told CNN.

The suspect was driving “absolutely recklessly,” and a pursuit ensued at 109 miles an hour, she said. One of the troopers attempted to corner the suspect’s car, looked inside and realized a pit bull was sitting in the driver’s seat while the suspect steered, Axtman said.

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This incident of fuckery was probably caused by this man’s boredom during quarantine, guaranteed !! There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:cnn.com

Fuckery We Missed: Arkansas Man Caught Licking Couple’s Doorbell Camera Amid Coronavirus Crisis Apologizes!! (3/30/2020)

Arkansas Man Caught Licking Couple’s Doorbell Camera Apologizes!

This fuckery isn’t that shocking due to the fact that we’ve posted in the past about a similar incident of fuckery where a man literally licked a ring camera for 3 HOURS!!! SMH… View the see also links below for the aforementioned post.

see also:Florida Man Caught Licking Ring Doorbell Camera!

see also:Man Caught On Camera Licking Doorbell, Prowling Outside CA Home For 3 Hours!!

source:fox16.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man Arrested For Threatening COVID-19 Contamination!! (3/30/2020)

Spray Bottle Full Of Covid-19!!

Excerpt From Article:

Witnesses told officers a man sprayed an unknown liquid from a bottle labeled COVID-19 on the entrance and doors of the business while telling employees and patrons they were now infected with the new coronavirus.

JSO’s Intelligence Unit and the FBI’s Joint Terrorism Task Force led the investigation and were immediately able to identify David Randolph White, 50, as the suspect.
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People need to stop with this fuckery, this shit is getting old!! The only way people will stop doing this fuckery is if judges start handing down stiff sentences or hefty fines for this foolery!!

see also:Weekly Recap Of Covidiots From This Week!!

see also:Fuckery We Missed: Man Charged With Spraying Lysol In Illinois Walmart While Wearing ‘I Have Coronavirus’ Sign!!” (2/9/2020)

source:news4jax.com