#TBT Fuckery: Kentucky Woman Arrested Twice For DUI In One Day!! (6/4/2020)

(Originally Posted 6/4/2019)

2 DUI’s In One Day!!

Excerpt From Article:

According to the Warren County Regional Jail’s website, Tiffany Henderson was first booked into jail just after 5:45 a.m. on Sunday. She was released just after noon.

Sheriff Hightower said deputies received several complaints about a woman driving recklessly on Sunday night and when they found the woman, it turned out to be Henderson.

According to the arrest citation, Henderson told the deputy she was “arrested earlier this date for DUI.”
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Humanfuckery.com P.S.A for you folks… If you’ve already been arrested for DUI once in a day, you probably should just go home and attempt to sober up, it just seems like the logical thing to do..

For similar incidents of fuckery feel free to view the see also links below!!

see also: 2 Women Arrest For DUI Twice In One Day!!!

see also:Wisconsin Woman Cited For Drunken Driving 2 Times In 3 Hours!!!

see also: Man Arrested Twice In One Day Faces Drug, DUI Charges!!!

source:wbko.com

Fuckery We Missed: Pair Hired For Man’s Broom Sexual Fantasy Turn Up In Bedroom At Wrong Address With Machetes!!(5/30/2020)

Broom Fetish!!

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Two men snuck into a bedroom with machetes after being hired to carry out a stranger’s sexual fantasy of being tied up in his underwear and stroked with a broom, only to discover they had got the wrong address.

The pair from Sydney, Australia, made their apologies and left the startled victim’s bedside as soon as they realised their mistake.
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We get everyone is into different things sexually but.. this fuckery right here is bizarre as fuck! The only question we’d want answered is how much were these men get paid to fulfill this fantasy?

source:news.sky.com

Weekly Recap Of Covidiots From This Week!!(5/24/2020)

There’s really no need to delve deep or explain what this post is going to be about, well maybe one thing… If you’re uncertain what the term “covidiot” means urban dictionary defines the term as:

Relating to the 2020 Covid-19 virus:
Someone who ignores the warnings regarding public health or safety.
A person who hoards goods, denying them from their neighbors.

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Woman Arrested After Spitting On Groceries Inside Largo,FL Publix

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

A 58-year-old woman was taken into custody over the weekend after allegedly spitting on groceries.

According to the Largo Police Department, Sharon Turpin was arrested on Saturday around noon. The incident took place at the Publix located at the Largo Mall.

Police say Turpin is a transient and was previously accused of trespassing in January 2014.

Officials said she was causing a disturbance inside and outside the store with employees and customers. Police said she gave false names and birthdates to two officers.

The police department did not say how much groceries may have been damaged or thrown out.

Turpin was arrested and faces charges for trespassing and providing a false name.
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Connecticut Woman Removes Mask, Spits In Shopper’s Face!!

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When officers arrived, Shanchuk explained that after spotting a “young male” walking in the wrong direction down an aisle, “She felt it was necessary to tell him to turn around and enforce Bit Y’s aisle rules herself,” police said.

From there, the situation escalated. When the other shopper didn’t turn around, Shanchuk “stopped in the aisle to prevent him from continuing down the aisle in the wrong direction.”

According to the complaint, Shanchuk “continued to yell at the other individual in the store [and] because he was not listening to her she removed her mask and spit in the man’s face.”

source:patch.com

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Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Says He Broke Into San Diego Wells Fargo Bank To Heat Up His Hot Pockets!! (5/28/2020)

Man Breaks Into Bank To Head Up His Hot Pockets!!

Wouldn’t you think this man would just go to a local gas station and use their microwave instead of breaking into a bank to heat up his precious Hot Pocket? SMH, It was all worth it according to this fucktard lol!!

see also:‘I Just Snapped’ Man Shot 8 Times Over Hot Pockets!!!

source:10news.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Thai Man With Foot Fetish Arrested After Stealing Over A Hundred Pairs Of Flip-Flops!! (5/28/2020)

Man Steals, Has Sex With More Than 100 Pairs Of Flip Flops

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Theerapat Klaiya, 24, was detained after dozens of complaints from baffled locals that their footwear had gone missing in Nonthaburi, central Thailand.

Officers eventually identified the suspect from CCTV footage outside his latest alleged victim’s property.

He was arrested on Sunday afternoon (May 24) at his rented home, where officers counted 126 pairs of stolen flip-flops.

Theerapat allegedly admitted stealing the sandals. He said he would wear them around his home as it turned him on.

The alleged thief said that after several hours of wearing the flip-flops, he cuddled and kissed them, before stripping off and rubbing them on his body. He then had s e x with them.

Once he had finished with one pair, he threw them aside and went looking for new flip-flops.
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There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

see also:Japan Shoe Sniffer Admits Sexual Kicks Drove Him To Steal 70 Pairs Of Used Footwear

source:newsflare.com

Fuckery We Missed: Boys Let Black Widow Bite Them In Hopes Of Turning Into Spider-Man!! (5/27/2020)

3 Boys Let Black Widow Bite Them. In Hopes Of Becoming Spider-Man!!

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The Marvel-loving siblings — ages 12, 10 and 8 — found the spider while herding goats in Chayanta, a Ministry of Health official revealed at coronavirus briefing Saturday, according to Telemundo.

Thinking it would give them superhero powers, they prodded it with a stick until it bit each of them in turn, said the official, Virgilio Pietro.

Finding them crying, their mom rushed them to a nearby health center, which transferred them to a nearby hospital, Telemundo said.

The would-be Peter Parkers were transferred a third time, taken to the Children’s Hospital in La Paz the next day with fevers, tremors and muscle pains, according to the report.

There, they were treated and discharged last Wednesday, almost a week after they were bitten, the report says.
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WOW!! Thank god these kids are ok! SMH…All three of these boys are old enough to know better that a damn spider bite will not turn you into SPIDER-MAN..

see also: Man Proclaims He’s Spider-Man And Then Jumps Out Of Window After He Is Dumped By His Girlfriend!

source:nypost.com

Fuckery We We Missed: Florida Man Arrested In Alabama In SUV Stolen From Tinder Date!! (5/27/2020)

Tinder Date Gone Wrong!!

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According to authorities, Taylor stole the vehicle from a young woman he met via the dating app Tinder. The date – and theft – took place in Florida.

This is what Trussville police had to say about Taylor’s alleged crime and subsequent arrest: “Rather than simply swiping left, he decided to meet the young woman for a night out on the town before taking off in her vehicle. Taylor will be transferred to the Jefferson County Jail on bonds totaling $110,000 where he will have another chance at finding true love.”
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This man didn’t even think about the possibility of hooking up with this woman… NOPE!! Just needed to hit a lick for a car!! SMH

see also:Man Steals Date’s Car, Then Uses It For Another Date!!!

source:al.com

Fuckery We Missed: Man, 81, Accused Of Killing 65-Year-Old Relative In Sadomasochistic Love Play!!! (5/26/2020)

81 Year Old Man Allegedly Kills 65 Year Relative During Sex

At a loss for words with this fuckery!!!

source:click2houston.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Wanted Florida Man Arrested After Streaming On Facebook Live!!! (5/26/2020)

Caught On Facebook Live!!

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A felon wanted for violation of probation was arrested after sheriff’s deputies in Florida were notified that he was streaming on Facebook Live, officials said.

The livesteam showed Timothy Munford, 25, streamed video of himself driving to Southside Jet Ski and renting a watercraft on Friday, The Daytona Beach News-Journal reported. The Facebook video also showed a Daytona Beach Shores Public Safety officer approach and arrest him.
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Look… If you know you’re wanted for a felony probation violation why the fuck would you get on Facebook Live? This fuckery right here should alert some of you folks that the authorities are watching and monitoring us through social media!!

see also: Deputies Raid Man’s House While He Was Flexin On Facebook Live!!

source:cbs12.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Long Island Man Accused Of Killing Father During Zoom Meeting!! (5/23/2020)

Son Kills Father During AA Zoom Meeting!

Unreal.. We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to the ones who love the victim. We also wish all the people on this Zoom meeting the best on their road to recovery, we know witnessing fuckery like this may give you the urge to drink but attempt to stay strong! Unbelievable!!

source:newyork.cbslocal.com