Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Woman Kills Husband, Hides His Duct Taped Body In Closet!!! (11/20/2017)

Florida Woman Kills Husband, Hides His Duct Taped Body In Closet!!!

Excerpt From Article:

Investigators obtained a search warrant and found a fake brick wall inside a closet under a stairway. After breaking through the wall, they found the body of 72-year-old Alfred Wozniak.

A tarp was wrapped around his body, and his wrists and feet were bound with duct tape, police said.

A medical examiner later said that a “projectile,” a bullet, had traveled through his skull.

Further investigations revealed that Barbara Wozniak on Nov. 10 had bought $130 in supplies from a Fort Walton Beach business. The items included a large tarp, plastic sheet, 20 pounds of repair mortar, Clorox and tape.

Meanwhile, according to investigators, her adult children told detectives that she confessed to shooting her husband. claiming she did so after he had tried to choke her.

Should of just turned yourself in instead of doing all this extra fuckery, either way she’s looking at dying behind bars!!!

see also:Woman Kept Her Husband’s Dead Body In Bedroom Closet For 2 Years!!!

see also:Arkansas Couple Arrested After Baby’s Decomposing Body Found In Closet!!!

see also:Man’s Body Found In Closet Stabbed 30 Times And Dismembered!!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Anti-Gay Ohio State Lawmaker Was ‘All Over Craigslist’ Looking For Encounters With Other Men!! (11/19/2017)

Anti-Gay Ohio State Lawmaker Seeking Men On Craigslist!!!

You’d be amazed how many ads are on Craigslist for men seeking men so this lawmaker using Craigslist for his hook ups isn’t shocking at all!! If you’re unaware of this sort of thing and are bored feel free to browse your local area listings for shits and giggles… Note: don’t open the post with pics, 99.9% of them are dick pics!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Palm Desert Walmart Employees Accused Of $25,000 Gift Card Embezzlement Scheme!! (11/19/2017)

Wal-Mart Associates Embezzle More Than $25,00!!!

To the 24 of you who got caught scheming, good luck finding any sort of work that deals with you handling money… You just played yourselves over all of you being greedy!!!

see also:Florida Woman Allegedly Swaps Barcodes, Pays Only $3.70 For $1800 Worth Of Electronics!!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: WTF China!!!!! Two Extreme Cases Of Insertion Of A Foreign Object!!! (11/18/2017)

Man Gets Padlock Stuck In His Bladder After Pushing It Up His DICK!!!

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The 31-year-old, who hasn’t been named, inserted the small lock into his urethra and pushed it further down his penis for sexual pleasure. But the padlock travelled into his bladder and it became stuck there. He was taken to hospital in Fuzhou city in east China and shocking X-rays showed the padlock jammed into his organ.
How exactly can one experience pleasure from this?? This is human fuckery at its finest folks!!!

Drunk Man Refuses To tell Doctors How Eel Got Stuck Up His Ass!!!

We may have a guess on why this man did this due to the fact that we’ve came across a story like this once!! In the previously reported story a man stuck an eel up his ass in an attempt to cure his constipation so our guess is that this man was probably constipated…

see also:Chinese Man Attempted To Cure His Constipation By Stuffing An Eel Up His ASS!!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Is This Man Living In 3017??? Vancouver Driver Busted For Attaching Cellphone, Tablet To Steering Wheel!!! (11/16/2017)

Is This Man Living In 3017?

Eventually some car company will emplement this type of device in a car,shit they might as well since some cars come standard with wifi nowadays! This man was issued a $81 ticket for failing to produce his driver’s licence and he also received a lengthy conversation about road safety.

Today’s HumanFuckery: Trust Fall Gone Wrong!!!! Diplomat Plunges 5 Stories to His Death During!!! (11/16/2017)

Trust Fall Gone Wrong!!

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Simpson and a number of other people were on the roof of the building to look at the Empire State Building, which was lit up in rainbow colors in recognition of a survey that found most Australians support marriage equality, when Simpson swung a woman around, angering her husband, according to police.

Simpson later offered to prove his trustworthiness to the man by playing a game of “trust fall” on an apartment terrace. He went to a ledge and leaned back, but as he grabbed for the man’s hand, he slipped and fell to a second-floor landing, police said.

We at would like to send our condolences to this man’s family and friends, we are sorry for your loss!!