Today’s HumanFuckery: Burger King Worker In Florida Shot, Killed After Order Takes Too Long!! (8/3/2020)

BK Worker Shot, Killed Because Order Took To Long!!

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A witness said the restaurant was busy that night and the drive-thru was backed up, which caused customers to have to wait longer than usual.

One woman who was in line was mad about the delay so she got out of her vehicle and began yelling that she was going to have “her man” come to the restaurant, so an employee refunded her $40 and asked her to leave, records show.

The woman waited in the parking lot in her black sedan for a few minutes then drove away and returned with a white truck with a man identified as 37-year-old Kelvis Rodriguez-Tormes, who was demanding that Joshua fight him, deputies said.

How the fuck do you expect your food immediately when this Burger King location was (a) busy as hell when you got there and (b) you order $40 dollars worth of food!! This fucktard also got her money back so you’d think that the
“problem” was solved but this idiot escalated this fuckery by going to get her man to solve this “beef”. Honestly this woman should also be facing some sort of charges for this fuckery!! UNREAL!! We at send our condolences to the ones who love the victim in this senseless incident of fuckery..

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Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man Buys Porsche With Check Printed From Home Computer!! (8/1/2020)

Florida Man Prints Check Off Computer, Attempts To Buy Porsche!!

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A Wewahitchka man walked into a car dealership in Okaloosa County and left in a Porsche after paying with a check printed from his home computer, authorities say.

Casey William Kelley, 42, was arrested Wednesday for grand theft of a motor vehicle and uttering a false banknote.

He also tried to buy Rolex watches with a bad check, according to an arrest report from the Walton County Sheriff’s Office.

During the investigation it was determined Kelley had purchased a Porsche 911 Turbo from a Porsche dealership in Destin by using a fraudulent check written for $139,203.05 on Monday, July 27.

There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

Weekly Recap Of Covidiots From This Week! (8/1/2020)

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Florida Man Arrested For Buying Lamborghini With COVID-19 Relief Funds!!

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David T. Hines, 29, of Miami, is charged with bank fraud, making false statements to a financial institution and engaging in transactions in unlawful proceeds. He faces up to 70 years in prison.
Hines applied to a bank for approximately $13.5 million in Paycheck Protection Program loans on behalf of different companies, according to a criminal complaint. Hines was approved for $3.9 million.

Hines bought the Lamborghini for $318,497 within days of receiving the money, prosecutors say. Authorities seized the car and about $3.4 million when arresting Hines.


Man Threatens Pensacola Grocery Store Employees With Ax After Told To Wear Mask!!

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According to the report, a Grocery Advantage employee asked Bevans and a woman he was with to wear a mask inside the store, but they refused. The employee then told them to leave the store, which is when Bevans became “belligerent” and started yelling racial slurs.

The report states Bevans continued arguing with employees — and he then “repositioned” his hand on an ax, making employees believe he was going to hit them with it.


Woman Shoved to Ground, Breaks Leg in Wild Mask Fight at NJ Staples

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The woman, 54, reportedly asked another female customer to pull the face mask up over he nose and mouth. The woman told police she was using a fax/copier machine when the other woman approached with the face mask pulled down below her mouth.

The confrontation angered the other woman, police say, and when she yelled in response, the 54-year-old held up her walking cane and “pointed it directly at” the other woman “coming within inches” of her chest.

That’s when the second woman pushed the 54-year-old to the ground and promptly left the store, according to Hackensack police.


Pennsylvania Man Charged With Attempted Murder In Mask Dispute And Gunfire At Cigars International In Bethlehem Township!!

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Police say Zaborowski entered the store on Nazareth Pike and was asked to leave because he hadn’t worn a mask. Zaborowski was offered the chance to select his purchase and go outside to wait for it to be delivered, according to witnesses. Mat Cook, the director of retail operations for Cigars International, said Zaborowski ignored the offer, walked around the store, took two cigars and left.

The store worker followed Zaborowski outside and told him he would need to pay for the items, Cook said. That’s when police say Zaborowski went to his pickup truck, reached inside and pulled out a handgun. Police said he fired three shots — two at the store worker and another into the air.

No one was hit by a bullet, police said, but there were several patrons outside the store smoking at the time of the shooting.

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Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman, Upset With Boyfriend Who Wet the Bed Attacks Him With Machete!!(7/28/2020)

Woman Attacks Boyfriend After He Pisses The Bed!!

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A 39-year-old Deer Park woman allegedly struck her boyfriend with a machete Sunday after getting upset that he urinated in the bed in their north suburban home.

Bophanary Om grabbed the machete about 9:30 p.m. and hit the man’s head, causing a serious head wound, the Lake County sheriff’s office said in a statement.

The 39-year-old man, who lived with Om in the 22500 block of West Lake Cook Road, is expected to recover.
We get your frustrations lady but damn did you have to do your man (probably your ex-now) like that?? We at wish this man a speedy recovery..

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Fuckery We Missed: Sex Escort Meeting In Deltona,FL Turns Into Beating, Robbery Deputies Say!!! (7/25/2020)

John Offers Escort $5 Dollars For Services, Gets Attacked!!

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In an interview with sheriff’s detectives from his hospital bed, Jobe said he met Wass two months ago on a social media site, Escort Fish, and had sex with her twice in June and paid her $95 each time they had sex, a report states.

On Wednesday, Jobe sent text messages to Wass to set up another meeting, deputies said. Wass showed up but got upset when Jobe told her he only had $5 this time, a report states. She yelled at Jobe for wasting her time and told him to get out of her truck and drove off, investigators said.
Jobe texted Wass to come back. She did, but not alone, deputies said.
Wass returned to Alley 1898 and as she pulled over, Leite jumped out of the back of the truck and began beating Jobe until he blacked out, a report states.

When Jobe woke up, he realized that his two cellphones were missing, deputies said.
Wass and Leite also stole Jobe’s $5, deputies said.

If this man was being charged $95 per session WHY THE HELL was he thinking he was gonna get to smash for $5?? We get that this john wasted this “escort’s” time but did this fuckery warrant a beat down? Wow!! We at wish this victim a speedy recovery..

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Today’s HumanFuckery: Michigan Woman Accused Of Murder-For-Hire Plot Against Ex-Husband Went To ‘Rent A Hitman’ Website!! (7/22/2020)

Michigan Woman Attempts To Hire Hitman From

FYI for you folks.. If you’re attempting to hire a hitman online 100% of the time the person you’ll be attempting to hire WILL BE THE FEDS!!

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Fuckery We Missed: Woman Accused Of Shooting Boyfriend Who Refused To Argue With Her!!! (7/21/2020)

Man Shot By Girlfriend For NOT Arguing With Her!!

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The shooting happened around 7:30 a.m. in the 1400 block of Grigsby Street. Police say they were called to the home about reports of a shooting and when they arrived at the scene, they found a 34-year-old man on the sidewalk with a gunshot wound to the body. The victim was taken to Ochsner LSU Health Shreveport with life-threatening injuries, and he is still in critical condition.

Investigators later arrived at the scene to gather evidence and interview witnesses. SPD says they learned Lawrence shot the victim following an interaction in which the man refused to argue with her. Lawrence fled the scene in a green Honda Accord with a primer on the left passenger’s side front door.

Wow.. All this fuckery over a refusal to argue.. SMH.. Were truly at a loss for words with this fuckery..

Fuckery We Missed: Dispute Over Meth Pipe Appears To Have Led To Man’s Death!! (7/20/2020)

Killed Over Meth Pipe!!

Like we always say folks: Ladies and gentlemen… DONT DO METH!! We at also would like to send our condolences to the ones who love this victim

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Fuckery We Missed: Brooklyn Woman Fatally Shot After Asking Man To Stop Setting Off Fireworks!! (7/20/2020)

Woman Fatally Shot After Asking Man To Stop Setting Off Fireworks!

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Walls was shot eight times at 1259 Loring Ave. in the Pink Houses around 8:30 p.m. Her companion, Kelvin Hernandez, was also struck, the sources said.

Setting off illegal fireworks is a “nonviolent act,” Brooklyn Borough President Eric Adams said last month, urging residents to “go talk to the young people or the people on your block who are using fireworks” instead of calling 911 or 311.

Walls made the apparently fatal mistake of telling the man, who remains at large, to cease the pyrotechnics. The suspect left, only to return with a gun, shooting the doomed Walls and Hernandez as they tried to run away, police said.

Unbelievable!!! We at send our condolences to the ones who love this woman..


Weekly Recap Of Covidiots From This Week! (7/18/20/20)

There’s really no need to delve deep or explain what this post is going to be about, well maybe one thing… If you’re uncertain what the term “covidiot” means urban dictionary defines the term as:

Relating to the 2020 Covid-19 virus:
Someone who ignores the warnings regarding public health or safety.
A person who hoards goods, denying them from their neighbors.


Woman Who Refused To Wear Mask Wants Half Of $100K Donated To Starbucks Barista!!


Woman In California Urinates On Floor After Refusing To Leave Verizon Store For Not Wearing Mask

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In a 911 call, you hear a dispatch operator tell an officer three people are “refusing to leave, not wearing a mask… they’ve asked several times and she refuses.”

About three minutes later the operator tells the officer, “They’re calling back and advising that that female is pulling down her pants and is now urinating inside the business.”

Walmart Shopper Pulls Gun on Man in Dispute Over Mask


Louisiana Man Refuses To Mask Up At Walmart, Hits Officer With Vehicle!!

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When the officer offered Taylor a mask, Taylor began cursing at the officer inside the store and saying, “You can’t make me wear a f***ing mask.” At that point, the officer let Taylor know that he was being placed on a trespassing notice and must leave.

Reports say that the officer told Taylor that the business’ policy required all customers to wear a mask.
The officer asked for Taylor’s driver’s license as he was leaving, but Taylor refused and stated, “I could give it to you but I’m not.” Reports continue saying that Taylor then got into his vehicle and refused to identify himself to the officer. As the officer was taking down Taylor’s license plate number, Taylor allegedly backed his vehicle up and struck the officer twice.

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