This man had to be beyond intoxicated, any person who wasn’t intoxicated would have pulled over after the victim’s ended up in the driver’s front seat.. WOW!! We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to the one’s who love the victim.
Believe it or not folks… There’s been a similar incident of fuckery like this that we’ve prevously posted about in the past. Please feel free to visit the see also link below for more fuckery..
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A microwaved package of Oreos started a fire in a motor home off Lazy D Farm Road Tuesday, according to Estero Fire Rescue.
Someone put the entire package into the microwave and started cooking.
The packaging contains small amounts of metal in the printing. The metal sparked, causing a fire in the microwave that spread through the vent into the control panel and out through the rest of the motor home, according to fire crews.
There was heavy damage to the home, but no one was injured.
Man wtf… Why the fuck would someone microwave a whole pack of Oreo cookies? To be honest folks this fuckery has me curious on what exactly a microwaved Oreo taste like..
Zero fucks given that day… We guess this fuckery is a result of hiring some random person off of Craigslist instead of going a more legit route to find a caregiver.. We at humanfuckery.com wish this victim a speedy recovery..
Seloni Khetarpal, 36, of Jackson Township, was charged with disrupting public services, a fourth-degree felony.
On Feb. 13, Khetarpal called 911 and demanded police respond to her home because her parents had shut off her cell phone.
The first time she called, police warned her to only call for a legitimate emergency. Hours later, she called again about her parents shutting off her cell phone.
According to court documents, she was “belligerent” and said she thought it was a legitimate issue.
Khetarpal is scheduled for a preliminary hearing on Feb. 27.
First world problems right here… This bitch better figure it out, she’s 36 year old.. she should be able to figure out how to obtain a cellphone plan by her damn self!! We at humanfuckery.com wish this woman the best of luck at her court date..
Welp folks we can add calling 911 because your parents turned off your cellphone to our list of assinine 911 calls. Feel free to visit more 911 fuckery below in the see also links below.
Police in Cedar Rapids, Iowa arrested a man after he allegedly kidnapped a woman and forced her to watch “Roots,” a 1977 TV miniseries about slavery in the United States.
Cedar Rapids newspaper The Gazette reports Robert Lee Noye, 52, was arrested Monday.
A criminal complaint stated Noye forced the victim to watch the show, which is a nine-hour historical miniseries about slavery in the U.S. through the post-Civil War era, “so she could better understand her racism.”
The complaint also stated the suspect told the victim he would “kill her and spread her body parts across Interstate 380 on the way to Chicago” if she did not sit and watch the show.
The Gazette reports Noye is charged with first-degree harassment and false imprisonment.
Wonder if she retained any info during this forced racism lesson? SMH… There’s nothing more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!
According to an arrest report, the suspect, 52-year-old Angela Evans, asked the victim about some missing chocolate. The victim said she didn’t know where the candy was.
The report says Evans had another child check under the victim’s bed, where a bag of chocolates was found.
The victim told deputies that her dog slept under the bed and believed the dog had taken the bag. However, the report states Evans didn’t believe the story and blamed it on the victim.
According to court documents, Evans “became angry and grabbed her [the victim] hair on the back of her head and pulled it.” Documents add that Evans also slammed the girl against a wall and grabbed her by the neck, choking her.
We get it.. These chocolates were probably yours but you’ve gotta understand the mindset of a child and how all they want is CANDY!! This kid sneaking these candies and lying about it is just a kid being a kid!! Bet you would have thought that aforementioned thought in your mind before you pulled fuckery like this..
Norvin Leonidas Lopez-Cante was charged with statutory rape, statutory sodomy and incest after police said he admitted to having sex with an 11-year-old family member about 100 times.
Police started investigating after Lopez-Cante’s father, Francisco Javier Gonzalez-Lopez, brought an infant to St. Joseph Hospital on Tuesday. Gonzalez-Lopez told police someone dropped the infant off on his front porch. Charging documents said the baby still had the umbilical cord and placenta attached and had a body temperature of just 90 degrees.
Police interviewed Gonzalez-Lopez at his home two days later, where he told police the father of the child was his son, Lopez-Cante, and the mother was Lopez-Cante’s 11-year-old relative.
Gonzalez-Lopez said he did not know the girl was pregnant or that Lopez-Cante was raping her until she gave birth to the child in their bathtub.
Unbelievable!! This young man will get his prison justice for sure..