Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Woman Accused Of Sandwich Assault!! (7/15/2019)

Florida Woman Arrested For Assault With Sandwich !!

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

A woman was arrested for assault after throwing a sandwich at her boyfriend Thursday night, the Pasco Sheriff’s Office said.

According to arrest affidavits, 35-year-old Stacy Chamberlain was charged with domestic battery after getting into an argument with her live-in boyfriend over their pets attacking each other.

During the argument, Chamberlain threw a sandwich at her boyfriend. While attempting to clean up the mess, Chamberlian pushed the man causing a scratch.

Officials did not release any information on the type of sandwich used in the argument.
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The real question in this incident of fuckery is did this man really call the police over this fuckery.. Yes this is considered to be a domestic dispute but does throwing a sandwich and being pushed warrant a police visit and an arrest?

see also:Florida Man Accused Of Beaning Girlfriend In The Face With Burrito!!

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source:wfla.com

Fuckery We Missed: Man Says DoorDash Delivery Driver Ate Half His Food Before Delivering It!!! (7/15/2019)

DoorDash Driver Allegedly Eats Half Of Customer’s Order!!

This man should be happy that this delivery driver only just ate his food because we’ve posted delivery drivers who have done way worse than just eat a customer’s food… View the see also links below for more info on the aforementioned post!!

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source:fox43.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man Left Child With Special Needs Home Alone To Go To A Strip Club!! (7/14/2019)

Florida Man Abandoned Special Needs Child For The Strip Club!!

Excerpt From Article:

Kalvin Guice, 38, admitted to leaving the child alone knowing he is unable to take care of himself, according to an affidavit. The child lives with severe autism, is physically disabled and suffers from brain damage, records show.

Guice left the child alone for four hours while he was drinking at the gentleman’s club on Gandy Beach, according to records. It happened around 1 a.m. Friday morning.

Deputies say the victim, who is non-verbal, was found in his room in a urine-filled diaper.

The child’s mother is out of state attending a funeral, the affidavit says.
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This fucktard should have just got some alcohol and drank at home and then when he was in the mood to look at asses and titties he could have just pulled out his phone and watched some porn… Bet he wishes he would’ve done that instead of this fuckery!!

see also: Florida Man Leaves Children In Car In Strip Club Parking Lot!!!

source:abcactionnews.com

Fuckery We Missed: Florida Man Stashed 18 Grams Of Drugs In His ASS!! (7/14/2019)

18 Grams Of Drugs Found In Florida Man’s ASS!!

Excerpt From Article:

Heroin, cocaine, pills, crack and marijuana were found hidden inside a man’s butt after a traffic stop, according to the Flagler County Sheriff’s Office.

Deputies said they pulled over Derick McKay, 36, around 9 a.m. Thursday for speeding and not wearing a seat belt. He appeared to be nervous and smelled of marijuana so he was ordered out of the vehicle as deputies investigated further, the affidavit said.

A search revealed McKay’s license was suspended for the fifth time since 2008, according to the report.

During a pat-down, deputies said they felt a bulge on McKay’s rear and he seemed to be clenching and refused to release, even when warned he could face a charge of introduction of contraband into a correctional facility.

McKay said he was out on bond for a sale of narcotics charge and would only remove the drugs from his body if he could be assured his bond wouldn’t be revoked, according to the affidavit.
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Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!! For more fucktards stashing drugs up their asses feel free to visit the see also links below!!

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source:clickorlando.com

Fuckery We Missed: Florida Woman Attacked Boyfriend With Knife After Being Denied Sex!! (7/13/2019)

Florida Woman Goes Ape Shit After Being Denied Sex!!

Excerpt From Article:

A sheriff’s deputy reported that Chapman and the 36-year-old victim “got into a verbal argument over defendant wanting to have sex and the victim did not because he was too tired.”

After Chapman grabbed a knife and cut her arm, the couple began grappling on the kitchen floor. When they briefly separated, Chapman allegedly “cut victim’s left arm and shoulder area multiple times.” She also head-butted and punched her boyfriend in the face, cops allege.
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Ladies!!! How many god damn times do we have to tell you that NO MEANS NO!! We’ve posted a few other women in the past who have gone ape shit after being turned down for sex in the past… Feel free to view these other psychopaths below in the see also links below!!

see also:Florida Woman Cuts Man’s Face After He Refuses To Have Sex With Her!!

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see also:Florida Woman Who ‘Demanded’ Sex From And Threw Paint Roller At Boyfriend Arrested!!

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source:thesmokinggun.com

Fuckery We Missed: Woman Lived In Seguin, TX Home For 3 Years With Mother’s Decomposing Body!!! (7/13/2019)

Woman Lived 3 Years With Mother’s Decomposing Body!!

At a loss for words with this fuckery… Unbelievable!!!

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see also:Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Lived With Boyfriend’s Dismembered Remains Until She Couldn’t Take The Smell Anymore!!

source:ksat.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Opens Fire At DMV Because Line Was Moving Too Slowly!!! (7/11/2019)

Shots Fired At DMV Because Line Was Moving Slowly!!

Excerpt From Article:

Haris said Richey walked to the counter and demanded a duplicate ID, saying it was a matter of national security and the president’s life was in danger. Then she allegedly said, “What do I have to do, grab a gun?”

“I checked with the woman behind me and said, ‘Did she say what I thought she said? That doesn’t sound good,’” Hutsler said.

Hutsler said he followed Richey outside, that she grabbed a gun, fired it into an island in the parking lot and then he told her she wasn’t getting back inside. That’s when he took his truck and pulled up behind her car, boxing her in.
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We at humanfuckery.com commend this man for thwarting this situation, this could have turned out a lot worse than it did…

Honestly who expects to go to the DMV and not have to wait, it’s almost a guarantee that you’ll have to! Here’s a tip for you folks on your next visit to the DMV.. Before you depart to the DMV you should google the DMV you’re headed to, google will tell you what times your local DMV is usually the busiest so you can see when it’s a better opportune time to go and possibly not have a long and tedious wait..

source:wmur.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Illinois Mom Arrested For Having Kids Hold Pool On Top Of Moving Car!!! (7/10/2019)

Mom Arrested For Having Kids Hold Pool On Top Of Moving Car!!

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Dixon Police say a woman is arrested after she allegedly had her two daughters ride inside an empty pool on the roof of her Audi SUV.

Police say around 3:07 p.m. they received a call from a concerned citizen about an Audi Q5 driving north on the Peoria Avenue Bridge with kids inside of a pool while the pool was on top of the SUV.

Police found the vehicle driving west on Illinois Route 2 near Palmyra Road.

Police pulled the SUV over and spoke to Jennifer A. Janus Yeager, of Dixon, who was driving the SUV.

Police say Yeager drove into town to inflate the pool at a friend’s house and had her two daughters ride inside of the empty pool to hold it down on the drive home.

Yeager was arrested for two counts of endangering the life or health of a child, two counts of reckless conduct and failure to secure a passenger between 8 and 16.

She was taken to the Dixon Police Department and posted bond.
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Because you couldn’t just ask your friend to borrow the pump or go buy one for $10 at Wal-Mart.. Smh.. We’ve posted a similar incident of fuckery like this before, please feel free to visit the see also link below for more info..

see also:Wisconsin Mom Accused Of Tying 9 Year Old Son, Plastic Pool To Roof Of Minivan!!

source:wrex.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Faces Felony Charges For Spitting In Ice Cream, Urinating In Buckets At Florida Ice Cream Shop!! (7/10/2019)

Woman Faces Charges For Spitting In Ice Cream, Urinating In Buckets At Florida Ice Cream Shop!

Excerpt From Article:

Wypcha runs Indian Shores Food Mart next door. The two businesses share a bathroom, Chiulli said.

“I guess she wasn’t liking that we were getting popular,” he said.

Contacted Tuesday, Wypcha declined to comment.

The arrest affidavit gives this account:

On June 17, Wypcha used the bathroom with the door ajar five times and didn’t wash her hands afterward. Then she went to the organic ice cream freezer and put her hands into the ice cream containers.

Videos that day also caught her picking her nose then putting her hands in the product and later spitting into ice cream containers.

On June 18, she attempted to open an ice cream freezer and failed.

And on June 22, she went to use the bathroom but found the door locked and urinated in a bucket used to churn ice cream.

She then dumped the bucket in a sink where ice cream utensils and bowls are washed and later put her hands in the freezer again.
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Only in Florida… There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:tampabay.com

Potential Mothers Of The Year Candidates: 8 Month Old Baby Dies In Fire, 5 Other Children Injured While Mothers Are Out Clubbing!!! (7/10/2019)

Potential Mothers Of The Year!!

We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to the ones who love this poor child.. It’s unbelievable to think that these mothers could be so irresponsible and negligent enough to leave their children unsupervised so they could go clubbin.. It’s truly only a matter of time before the full truth of this story is revealed and these mothers can be possibly charged for this fuckery…

To View Other Potential Mother Of The Year Candidates Feel Free To Visit The See Also Links Below!!

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source:wsmv.com