Today’s HumanFuckery: Minnesota Grandma Accused Of Shooting Grandson Over Tea!! (10/23/2018)

Grandson Shot Over Tea!!

Excerpt From Article:

Helen Washington, of Brooklyn Center, is accused of shooting her grandson in the thigh on Oct. 12 in the 5800 block of Camden Avenue North, according to a criminal complaint. The grandson told police that Washington had become upset with him when he repeatedly refused to keep his teacup off of her furniture, prompting her to pour out the tea and grab a .38 Special revolver.

When she returned, she found he had poured a new cup of tea into the aforementioned cup. It was then, prosecutors said, that Washington pulled out her gun and shot him in the leg. The grandson was found lying in the front yard when officers arrived at Washington’s home.

The grandson told police his grandmother was the one who had shot him. Washington was arrested, but claimed she did not think she should go to jail

We can only imagine how tense the holiday season will be in a couple of months with this family.. We at wish this man a speedy recovery!!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: ‘I Didn’t See Children, I Saw Zombies,’ Said Man Accused Of Attacking Dance Troupe!!! (10/23/2018)

Man Attacks Zombie Dance Troupe

If this man is so “spooked” by zombies and such we’d suggest that this man stay indoors this weekend due to Halloween parties being thrown and also to stay indoors 8 days from now because of Halloween.. Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

see also:“He Thought It Was The End Of The World And Zombies Were Chasing Him” Mississippi Man Accused Of Ramming Cars At Wal-Mart!!

see also:Illinois Man Was Running From Zombies When He Rammed Airport Terminal!!

see also:Woman Says Half Moon Bay Fires Were About Zombie Apocalypse!!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Stole Car From Jail Parking Lot…. Moments After Being Released From Same Jail!!! (10/22/2018)

Man Steals Car From Jail Parking Lot After Being Released From Jail!!

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Topeka police arrested a man for stealing a car in the Shawnee County Jail parking lot, right after being released from the same jail.

TPD says a citizen noticed their vehicle was missing from the lot around 4 p.m. Sunday. Security footage showed Kevin E. Jones, 33, stealing the car. Jones had been released from jail at 9:00 a.m.

Officers were then called to the 500 block of NE Grattan St. on a report of a car break-in. The owner of the vehicle and neighbors stopped the suspect and kept him there until police arrived.

The officers found that suspect was also Jones.

The original stolen vehicle was located by officers in the 700 block of SE Taylor around 7:15 p.m. Jones was arrested under suspicion of theft of a motor vehicle and criminal damage.

The damage to the vehicle on Grattan was estimated to be about $700.

This isn’t GTA, fuckery like this doesn’t working in real life! There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

Fuckery We Missed: Florida Inmate Throws Shit And Piss In Other Inmate’s Cell!! (10/20/2018)

Inmate Hurls Shit And Piss In Other Inmate’s Cell!!

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FORT PIERCE — A woman accused of throwing poop and urine was arrested on a felony charge, according to an affidavit.

The accused 50-year-old feces flinging female from the Oct. 1 incident was identified as Debra Thomes, an inmate at the St. Lucie County Jail. She had been taken to jail Aug. 17 on a robbery charge, records show.

A St. Lucie County sheriff’s official reviewed video of the alleged turd tossing and urine hurling.

The video showed Thomes “appeared to have some type of object in her hand,” the affidavit states.

Investigators later verified “Thomes was throwing urine and feces into” another inmate’s cell.

It wasn’t immediately clear whether the waste was produced by Thomes or someone else.

Thomes got irrational and wouldn’t listen to investigators.

She was arrested on a felony charge of battery by a person detained in a prison or jail facility

Was this fuckery over cigarettes? Did this woman get her Top Ramen stolen from her cell??? Or is this lady just a vile crazy bitch??

see also:Lady Throws Her Shit At Tim Horton’s Employees!!

see also:Menards Shoplifter Escapes By Throwing Her Own Shit At Loss Prevention Associate!!

see also:Suspect Disrobes In Patrol Car, Spits His OWN SHIT At Officers!!

Potential Parents Of The Year: Parents From Virginia Seen Riding On Moped With 5 Month Old Baby!! (10/20/2018)

Potential Parents Of The Year!!

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Sheriff’s Capt. C.A. Carey said the emergency communications center began receiving multiple calls about 4:45 p.m. from residents who saw a child riding in unsafe conditions. The moped was initially reported to be in the area of Plank and Salem Church roads.

Deputies caught up with the moped near the Lookout Terrace Apartments off Overview Drive, several miles from where the moped was first spotted. Deputies learned that the child had been positioned between the parents on the moped as it traveled along the roadways.

Cane Hartwick Jr., 26, and Athena N. Colon, 24, were each charged with two counts of felony child neglect

How fucking dumb can these two be… Nothing much to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

#TBT Fuckery: Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Accused Of Shooting Guest Because They Stayed Too Long In Her Home!!! (10/18/2018)

(Originally Posted 11/23/2016)


Woman Shoots Guest Who Stayed Too Long

Excerpt From Article:

Alana Annette Savell, 32, was arrested Monday on a charge of aggravated battery with a firearm, Bay County Sheriff’s Office officials said.

A woman told authorities that she had gone to Savell’s home with a friend. Savell said they started drinking and were getting too loud, and said she didn’t want them in her home.

Savell armed herself with a handgun and started shooting at their feet from the doorway of the home, officials said. The woman was hit in the legs and was taken to a hospital for treatment. Savell’s boyfriend was also hit in the leg with a bullet during the shooting, authorities said.

It’s one thing to be hospitable and open your house up for various social functions but it seems like whenever you do throw a get together there is always a few people who like to overstay their welcome… They do not get the hint that everyone else has left the party.. You casually drop subliminal hints of you being tired and how busy your day is gonna be tomorrow ect.ect. but to no avail!