Fuckery We Missed: Taco Bell Worker Swung Machete At Drive-Through Customer!! (12/11/2019)

Taco Bell Employee Pulls Machete On Drive Thru Customer!!

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Police responded Sunday to the Taco Bell near the corner of William Cannon Drive and South First Street around 5:40 p.m. The customer told police he tried to place an order with Hemmit in the drive-through lane but had to ask “Can you not hear?” when Hemmit asked him several times what he wanted on the menu.

The customer said Hemmit began to curse at him and told him, “Why don’t you pull up and I will show you what I have for you,” according to an arrest affidavit. The customer told police he drove up to the cashier window and saw Hemmit holding a black machete and cursing at him.

Security video footage from the drive-through window showed Hemmit swing at the customer’s truck and strike the driver’s side view mirror twice, the affidavit said. The video also showed Hemmit stow the machete in a nearby dumpster after the customer drove away.

We know you might of been in your feelings over this exchange, we really don’t know why because it’s obvious that there was a malfunction with the drive thru ordering speaker but your dumb ass elects to react to this minor mishap with this fuckery.. Unbelievable!!

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Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Woman Ran Over Child’s Father, His Girlfriend!!! (12/11/2019)

Florida Woman Ran Over Child’s Father, His Girlfriend!

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The report said Nozile had arranged to meet the father and his partner at their usual pickup spot for the child. The victims were walking to the intersection when Nozile started slowly following alongside in her car, demanding that the man get in, but he ignored her, the report said.

At one point, the victims walked in front of Nozile’s parked vehicle, and Nozile started to rev the engine, the report said. She then put it in drive at hit the two victims, knocking them to the ground, then ran over both of them, the report said.

Not one single fuck was given that day by this psychopath…WOW!! We at humanfuckery.com wish the victims a speedy recovery!!!


Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Woman Stabbed Boyfriend With Surgical Scissors While He Was In Hospital Bed!!! (12/10/2019)

Boyfriend Stabbed In Hospital By Crazy Girlfriend Who Thought He Was Cheating!!

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According to the report, Sherrod’s boyfriend was in a hospital bed at about 10:30 p.m. that day. Sherrod was with him and started arguing with him over “suspected infidelity,” the report states.

Sherrod became “irate” when her boyfriend wouldn’t let her see his phone. She then “picked up a pair of surgical scissors that were in the hospital room and began stabbing the victim in the right thigh causing multiple puncture wounds,” the report states.

The report did not indicate why her boyfriend was in the hospital in the first place.

The audacity of this bitch to accuse this man of infidelity while this man was in the hospital dealing with god knows what at the time and YET she thought it was the appropriate time and place to turn into a psycho bitch and accuse her boyfriend of fucking around on her!! Unbelievable, Some women are just down right NUTS!!


Fuckery We Missed: Teenager Threw 6-Year-Old Child From 10th-Floor Balcony Because He Wanted To Be ‘On The News’!!(12/10/2019)

“Wanted To Be On The News”

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Bravery was 17 when he was arrested for throwing the youngster from the viewing platform at the Tate Modern gallery on August 4. The boy, who was visiting London from France with his family, was found on a fifth-floor roof with extremely serious injuries, police said.

As he was arrested, Bravery told officers that he hoped the attack would be reported in the news because he wanted to raise awareness of his treatment for autism, the Evening Standard reported.

“I wanted to be on the news, who I am and why I did it, so when it is official no-one can say anything else,” Bravery told police

Unbelievable!! Folks will do anything for attention nowadays… Enjoy the rest of your life in prison fucktard.. We at humanfuckery.com wish this child a speedy recovery..


Potential Mugshot Of The Year: California Man Led Police On Short Chase After Allegedly Assaulting Former Landlord!! (12/9/2019)

Potential Mugshot Of The Year!!

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At 4:11 a.m., officers were called to a home in the 1700 block of Hillside Avenue for a reported assault. When they arrived, they found the victim, 83, who said one of his former tenants had illegally entered his home, according to a news release from the Riverside County Sheriff’s Department.

The culprit, identified by the victim as 27-year-old Paul Stephen Otto, had allegedly put him in a chokehold in an attempt to steal the victim’s car.

This man’s mugshot hands down has to be the front runner for our humanfuckery.com end of the year awards… Jeez!!! To view the other potential mugshot of the year candidates please feel free to visit the see also links below!!

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