Today’s HumanFuckery:Florida Men Robbed Graves Of Veterans Because They Have ‘Stronger Spirits,’ (1/9/2020)

Florida Men Robbed Graves Of Veterans Because They Have ‘Stronger Spirits,’

Should we be shocked that this fuckery happened in florida… UNBELIEVABLE!! We at send our condolences to the families who had their loved ones bodies and grave damaged in this grotesque manner!!

see also:Former Caretaker Arrested in ‘Nightmare’ Desecration of Graves at Connecticut Cemetery!!

see also:Tennessee Man Went To Cemetery To Meet Date; Instead, Someone Shot At Him!!

see also:Woman Raped While Visiting Relative’s Grave!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man Calls 911 About McDonald’s Order & Says He Has Cocaine ‘In His Butt’!! (1/9/2021)

Prince Of Morocco!!

Excerpt From Article:

When deputies arrived at the McDonald’s, employees said Ouardi had been yelling and cursing at staff over his mistaken order, and they wanted him taken from the premises. Ouardi said he wouldn’t leave unless his burger was fixed. The deputy told him again that he had to leave.

“Fine, then take me to jail. I’m not leaving, ” he said as he raised his hands toward the deputy, the report states.

The deputy escorted the disgruntled customer from the burger joint. Upon searching his pockets, the deputy found marijuana folded into a napkin.

While he was being placed into the patrol car, he then admitted to having another drug tucked away — in his crack.

This is a double whammy in a sense that this incident of fuckery covers two of our favorite topics, asinine 911 calls and drugs stuffed in someone’s Ass!! Over the years we’ve seen our far share of this fuckery, below in the see also section we’ve provided a few similar incidents of fuckery from previous post..

see also:Florida Woman Found With Baggies Containing Pills Inside Her ASS After DUI Arrest!

see also:Authorities Finds Pipe, Three Bags Of Drugs, And A Box Inside Florida Woman’s Pussy!!

see also:Florida Man Denies Syringes Found In His ASS!!

see also:36-Year-Old Woman Charged For Repeatedly Calling 911 Because Her Parents Shut Off Her Cell Phone!!

see also:Florida Woman Arrested For Asking 911 How To File For Divorce!!!

see also:Man Calls 911 To Report Stolen Weed, Winds Up Getting Arrested Instead!!

Fuckery We Missed: North Dakota Man Kicks In Front Door After Getting No Reply To Facebook Friend Request!!! (1/4/2021)


Excerpt From Article:

Police say Burczyk started sending aggressive Facebook messages to his ex-coworker on Dec. 24, according to an affidavit of probable cause. He threatened his ex-coworker’s life and warned him that he was going to “come at” him if he did not accept his Facebook friend request, the affidavit stated.

“Accept my friend request or I’m going to murder you,” Burczyk wrote in a message to his ex-coworker, according to the affidavit.

Police say Burczyk broke into the house of his ex-coworker’s father on Dec. 26. Security footage shows a man kicking in the front door of the house and investigators later identified the man as Burczyk,

Any person with a brain would have not accepted this man’s request if this fucktard was making these crazy threats over not accepting a god damn facebook request!! UGHHHH!! There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

see also:Mother Live Streams Her Toddler Tapped To A Wall On Facebook Live!!

see also: Connecticut Fugitive Says He’ll Surrender if 15,000 People ‘Like’ His Wanted Poster on Facebook!!

Potential Mother Of The Year: Tennessee Woman Charged With Leaving 1 Year Old In Car While Celebrating New Year’s Eve!! (1/4/2021)

Potential Mother Of The Year

Excerpt From Article:

An affidavit obtained by NewsChannel 9 says about an hour before midnight, a bystander spotted the child in the car on Cherry Street, and busted out a window to retrieve her.

25-year-old Sylvie King faces child neglect, public intoxication and disorderly conduct charges. Police say the child is now with her grandmother.

The affidavit says a bystander called police about the child, who was seen locked and by herself in the vehicle, which had been parked near the front of the bar.

Officers contacted security at the nearby bar to have the owner of the vehicle paged over the intercom. No one responded.

Ugh… It seems like we post a story like this Multiple times EVERY FUCKING YEAR!! SMH… Welp we guess we have our first potential mother of the year candidate for 2021!!

see also:Parents Accused Of Leaving Son With Autism Alone Outside Bar While They Watched The Super Bowl!!!

see also: Warren,OH Boy Told Police Mom Left Kids Alone All Day To Pursue ‘Rap Career’!!!

see also:Potential Mother Of The Year: Florida Woman Left Five Children In Car While Drinking At Bar!!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Wendy’s Employee Shot Over Dipping Sauce!!(12/22/2020)

Shot Over Dipping Sauce!!

Believe us folks… This isn’t the first nor last time someone will pull fuckery like this!! View the see also links below for more fucktards freaking out over fast food condiments/dipping sauces!!

see also:Man Shoots Up Taco Bell Because He Didn’t Receive Any Taco Sauce!!

see also:Pregnant Taco Bell Employee Choked By Woman Upset Over Hot Sauce Packets!!

see also:Woman Pulls Gun On McDonald’s Employees Over Jelly/Ketchup Mix-Up!!!

see also:Man Pulls Gun On Popeyes Manager Over Condiment Conflict!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Tennessee Grandmother Accused Of Stealing Grandchild’s Christmas Present!!(12/22/2020)

TN Grandma Steals Grandkids Presents!!

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

A grandmother is charged with stealing a Christmas present from her grandchild in Scott County, Tennessee, according to the sheriff’s office.

Investigators said the present was snatched from under the Christmas tree, prompting victims to report the crime on December 18, 2020. The detective on the case said Amy Best swiped a Nintendo Switch that was later found at the Winfield Pawn Shop.

Scott County Sheriff Ronnie Phillips said, “It’s a sad day and time to see charges like this at such a special time of the year for special people, including children. We won’t stand for it. We appreciate Detective Anderson’s noble work and we will continue to commitment ourselves to these investigations.”

Best was arrested on charges of theft under $1,000. The investigation continued because deputies say other items may have been missing.

Wonder what she bought with the money?? SMH… What a way to create a lasting negative memory of yourself for your grandkids!! What you need to do Grandma is go seek help for what your dealing with (probably drugs)!!

Fuckery We Missed: Florida Man Gives Himself An Early Christmas Present By Setting Truck On Fire!!(12/21/2020)

Florida Man Sets Truck On Fire!!

We said it before and we’ll say it again… Ladies and gentlemen: DONT DO METH!!!!!! Feel free to visit the see also links below for more tweaker stories from this year!!

see also:Dispute Over Meth Pipe Appears To Have Led To Man’s Death!!

see also:Winnipeg Man Stabbed After Refusing To Buy Meth!!

see also:Police Find Meth And Baby Squirrel In Woman’s Purse During Traffic Stop!!

see also: Florida Woman Hid Meth In Child’s Diaper During Traffic Stop!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Maine Man Arrested After Revving Chainsaw Behind McDonald’s Counter, Chasing Manager!! (12/17/2020)

Chainsaw Robbery At Mcds In Maine!!

METH… This dumb fuck had to be tweaking on METH!!! There’s nothin much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself! Believe it or not folks this isn’t the first time we’ve seen an incident of fuckery involving a chainsaw or Mcd’s! Please feel free to visit the see also links below for more fuckery!!!

see also:Russian Teen Uses Chainsaw To Saw Off Own Head After Losing At Video Game!!!

see also:20 Year Old Florida Man Randomly Attacks 64 Year Old Woman With Chainsaw!!!

see also:Argument Over Bacon Leads To Knife Attack!!

see also:Woman Pulls Gun On McDonald’s Employees Over Jelly/Ketchup Mix-Up!!!

see also:Florida Man Arrested For Covering Sleeping Girlfriend In Ketchup!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: 17 Year Old Dunkin’ Employee Stabbed Over Donuts!!(12/10/2020)

Dunkin’ Employee Stabbed Over Donuts!!

This incident of fuckery is unreal!! It’s unreal that folks can’t grasp the concept of something at a business being SOLD OUT!! It’s also unreal that someone would attempt to STAB/ attempt to MURDER someone over some fuckin donuts!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Tennessee Man Went To Cemetery To Meet Date; Instead, Someone Shot At Him!!(12/1/2020)

Tennessee Man Went To Cemetery To Meet Date; Instead???

Excerpt From Article:

According to Monroe County Deputy Jason Johnson, the victim said he went to Dehart Cemetery, also known as Holly Springs Baptist Church, to meet a woman for a date at around 8:30 p.m., the Advocate and Democrat reported.

While the victim waited in his 2000 Ford Expedition, McJunkin allegedly came out of the woods near the cemetery and walked toward the vehicle. The victim said McJunkin leveled what appeared to be a .22-caliber rifle and fired three shots at the driver’s side window, the newspaper reported.

The victim said that as he drove away, McJunkin allegedly fired four more shots at the rear of the vehicle. The victim then jumped out of the car and ran into the woods, the Advocate and Democrat reported.

He later asked his sister to return to the cemetery to get the vehicle, but she said the vehicle was on fire, the sheriff’s office said.

Don’t care how thirsty this man was for a date, there’s no way in hell anyone that is sane would arrange their first date to be in a FUCKING CEMETERY!!