Wakefield, 26, of Hollidaysburg, and several cohorts knew the other prisoner had tobacco hidden in a plastic bag inside his rectum. So, they demanded that he give it to them, investigators said.
The other inmate tried to comply and pass the package naturally, Ott noted. When that didn’t work, his tormenters tried to remove it by force.
The tools they used were two toothbrushes, the judge wrote. That invasion only left the other inmate battered and bloody and didn’t succeed in freeing the tobacco.
When the inmate did finally pass the tobacco, he tossed it to his attackers. Then despite their threats, he told the police what had happened.
That tobacco that was smuggled into this prison was worth its weight in gold due to the fact that tobacco is banned in prison which makes tobacco a highly sought out item that could be used to barter for things a prisoner would want.. .. One could say this man was diggin for booty in this man’s booty… Prison life sounds great jeez…
The report says neighbors told firefighters that Moore had borrowed a water bottle of gasoline from them earlier in the day. They told firefighters that they watched Moore climb over a fence into the home’s backyard and try to remove a window screen. It says the neighbors later saw Moore leave the backyard with an empty water bottle.
Moore was arrested last week and charged with first-degree arson.
We get you’re mad but really??? SMH.. There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!
For more fucktards setting house fires for stupid reasons please feel free to visit the see also links below!!
A 21-year-old man is accused of calling 911 after his marijuana had allegedly been stolen while at a gas station.
According to the Dekalb County Sheriff’s Office, dispatchers received the bizarre call last week.
Officers from the local police department, along with deputies, responded to the scene where they met Dante Bellamoli.
Upon further investigation, they found him to be in possession of cocaine and drug paraphernalia.
“It probably wasn’t the best decision for this individual to choose to report stolen marijuana, but we were happy to investigate it for him,” said Sheriff Nick Weldon in a press release.
Bellamoli was arrested and is now charged with possession of a controlled substance and possession of drug paraphernalia.
Two things in this incident of fuckery: (1).You’ve gotta be a certain type of stupid if you elect to call 911 to report your weed was stolen (this guy isn’t the only one to do this fuckery view the see also below) and (2) knowingly calling the authorities when you are in possession of other drugs besides the weed you reported stolen makes this man the epitome of human fuckery!!
The victim indicated she met Sidebottom through work, and in November 2018, he asked to become more than friends. She declined, and by April, texts from Sidebottom had escalated, with Sidebottom threatening to harm himself in front of her, a criminal complaint said. The victim did not respond.
According to the complaint, Sidebottom “promised she would watch him die,” and he would “not allow her to forget what you did.”
On Oct. 26, prosecutors said Sidebottom showed up at her home and stabbed himself in the wrist approximately 10 times.
He then contacted her on Nov.4, and said, “Let’s hope tomorrow something good happens, otherwise I’m gonna pay you one last visit and we can test if you’ll really stop me or not.”
We truly feel sorry for women who have to deal with fuckery like this!! There’s so many men out there who just can’t take the hint that a woman isn’t interested!! To be honest with this approach this psychopathic fucktard will off himself soon… We at humanfuckery.com hope that this man gets the psychiatric care he truly needs!
So was this man a tweaker tweaking on drugs or is this man just mentally ill?? Regardless we hope this man gets help for whatever drove this man to think that these mannequins needed saving from sex trafficking.. SMH!!
According to the report, Schrider asked Lilly to empty her pockets. When she pulled out a plastic baggie, she said it was makeup used for skin treatment, the report states, but Schrider thought the substance might be narcotics. Detectives tested the substance and it tested positive for methamphetamine and weighed 1.44 grams, according to the FCSO.
Like we always say ladies and gentleman: DONT DO METH!!!
According to the report, the man, who suffers from schizophrenia and bipolar disorder, entered the operation room in septic shock, complaining of week-long abdominal and pelvic pain.
Doctors performed a CT scan of the man’s abdominal area and found what appeared to be a screwdriver. The tool appeared to have pierced part of his large intestine.
Doctors originally attempted to remove the screwdriver without surgery, but were unsuccessful due to large amounts of blood and hard feces.
The doctors then turned to surgery to remove the foreign object. After opening the man up, they noticed the screwdriver had pierced through the large intestine and dug itself into the buttock muscle
Why Florida Man… WHY!!! Honestly if one knew that a screwdriver was stuck in one’s ass you’d think that they wouldn’t wait 2 weeks to go to the doctor…BUT.. this man was obviously embarrassed by this fuckery, anyone would be. To be honest this man probably though ” oh it will just come out eventually when I shit” instead of going to the hospital ASAP!! SMH
When officers arrived at 1204 West Olive Street, they found Falls, still naked, attempting to clean the coop’s floor with his hands.
Police spoke to the homeowner, who said he did not know the man and did not want him in the chicken coop. When the man arrived on the scene, he turned over a few plants on the porch before heading to the coop.
Officers examined Falls and noted dilated pupils and erratic, jerky body movements. When they interviewed him, he admitted that he had done “way too much meth” and then attempted to have a conversation with the door of his vehicle.
We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again… Ladies and gentleman: DONT DO METH!!!
The photo showed him wearing a long trench coat, combat boots and a mask along with the semi-automatic rifle. A man who saw the post reported it to police and said he had never seen Mauer act like that before, but that he had recently returned from deployment overseas.
Police contacted Mauer who admitted he had posted the picture. He said it was a joke and was part of his Halloween costume, according to the criminal complaint.
When police asked him what his costume was, Mauer said he wasn’t sure. The responding deputy explained that given the recent rise in mass shootings, the situation was serious, and Mauer laughed and didn’t take the situation seriously, according to the complaint.
When will people learn that any type of threat of a shooting being made on social media “joking” or not will probably end with the person making this threat arrested and investigated? SMH…
It’s apparent that this man gave zero fucks about this fuckery, look at his smile in his mugshot..
Unbelievable!! These sandwiches have made their return to Popeye’s stores just a few days ago and we’ve already have fuckery poppin off like this!! This can’t be life !! We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to the ones who love the victim, we’re truly sadden that this man lost his life over a chicken sandwich..