Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Woman Arrested For Hitting Man In Face With KFC Box!!! (1/15/2019)

KFC Worker Assaults Drive-Thru Customer With Box!!

There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!! For more fuckery involving chicken feel free to visit the see also links below!

see also:Florida Man Accused Of Punching And Pistol Whipping Woman Over KFC!

see also:Florida Man Charged With Trying To Force KFC Employee To Reopen Restaurant At Gunpoint!

see also:Florida Man Arrested For Attacking Girlfriend With Piece Of Chicken!!

see also:Husband Accused Of Burning Wife With Hot Oil Because Chicken Wasn’t SEASONED!! Man Also Attempted To Smother Infant Son!

see also:Mcd’s Fuckery!! Fight Over McNuggets Caught On Video In Indy!!

see also:Woman Short A Chicken Nugget At Jack In The Box Pulls Gun On Workers!!

see also:Woman Intentionally Hits Chicken Truck Because….. She’s A Vegan!!

see also:Burglar Caught Frying Chicken In Woman’s Home!!

source:news4jax.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Illinois Man Fatally Beat 4 Year Old Who Spilled Juice On Xbox One!! (1/15/2019)

4 Year Old Beat To Death Because She Spilled Juice On Xbox One!!

Excerpt From Article:

Scheller said that on the night of Dec. 13, the child, 4-year-old Skylar Mendez, spilled juice on an Xbox, drawing major physical punishment from Fair, who was babysitting her.

Fair brought the girl to a local hospital and initially said she had fallen and hit her head, although he later admitted to police that he had shaken her “really hard,” and beaten her as punishment for spilling the juice, Scheller said.

Scheller added the abuse allegedly including kicking her down a hallway of the home.

Authorities said Fair brought the girl to the hospital after she passed out during the attack.
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We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to the ones who love this poor child! This is unbelievably sad!

see also:5 Month Old Boy Drowns In Bathtub While Father Played Video Games!

source:chicagotribune.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Potential Mother Of The Year: Mother Drove Drunk To “Teach Her Son A Lesson”!!! (1/14/2019)

DUI To Teach A Lesson???

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

LEXINGTON, Ky. (WKYT) – A mother has been charged with DUI and endangering the welfare of a minor after reportedly driving drunk with her son in the vehicle.

According to her arrest citation, 48-year-old Sunita Jairam told police she “drank a lot of beer and got in her car to drive to teach her son a lesson.” She also claimed to have driven at 150 mph while the child was in the car.

Officers say Jairam smelled of alcohol and was slurring her speech. Jairam also reportedly told investigators that she had been drinking all day.

The citation says Jairam’s son told police he had tried to get out of the car several times because of his mother’s driving, but was unable to because the door was locked.

Jairam was taken to the Fayette County Detention Center.
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First and foremost glad no one was hurt!! This woman’s son should take note on how much everything is going to cost this woman… Between bailing out of jail, getting your car out impound, hiring a good lawyer, and potential fines for your crime you’re probably looking at about $10,000! Also this son should take note on how time consuming getting a DUI is between going to court for lord knows how long, to going to court appointed classes, oh and if you’re placed on probation you have to meet with your probation officer regularly too,and you possibly may have to do community service also! Thanks Mom for the life lesson!

see also:“You Are Dreaming”: Florida Woman Arrested For DUI Tried To Convince Injured Victim He Was Dreaming!!

see also:2 Woman Arrested For DUI Twice In One Day!!

see also:“I Drink To Get Drunk” Minnesota Man Arrested For 28th DUI!!

source:wkyt.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Corrections Officers Find Stolen Rolex Watches In Florida Woman’s Vagina!! (1/13/2019)

Florida Woman Stashes 4 Stolen Rolex Watches In Her Pussy!!

Excerpt From Article:

Diaz freshened up in the bathroom, he came back into the hotel room and noticed his Crown Royal whiskey bag — containing five watches valued at a total of $108,000 — gone.

Brookens then dashed out of the room, went outside and hailed a taxi. Before she could get into the cab, Diaz saw his whiskey bag inside her purse and demanded it back. Brookens then beat him on his head with an unknown object. “Diaz became dazed and fell to the ground,” according to police.

Meanwhile, a hotel employee called Springs police. Cops swept the area and found Brookens — who sports a tattoo on her left arm that reads ‘Whore’ — in a nearby alley behind Tally Ho Tailors at 5391 NW 36th St.

During the arrest, police found one of Diaz’s stolen watches. They searched the area nearby and couldn’t find the other four.

But during a jailhouse strip search, corrections officers recovered the rest, according to police: “Four Rolex watches which were found in Delajurea Brookens’ vaginal cavity.”
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A few things things in this incident of fuckery:

(1). Of course this incident of fuckery would happen in Florida

(2). Never trust these hoes in the club, you should know this by now its 2019!!!

(3). If you’re traveling with that much in valuable goods why not make sure the hotel you’re staying at has a safe?

(4). Do you personally know how heavy a Rolex is? (110 grams according to a quick google search!! 110×4= 440 grams. 440 grams converted to ounces equals 15.52 ounces which is almost a pound!

Yikes!! We usually just come across folks hiding drugs and weapons in their pussies, visit the see also links below for more fuckery!!

see also:Woman Found With Gun Inside Of PUSSY During Strip Search Pleads Guilty!!

see also:Authorities Find Pipe, Three Bags Of Drugs, And A Box Inside Florida Woman’s Pussy!!

see also:3 Syringes, $20 Bill, And Pill Found In Arkansas Woman’s Pussy!!

see also:Florida Woman Caught Stealing From Wal-Mart, Smokes Crack In Squad Car, Hides Pipe & Drugs In Pussy!!

source:miamiherald.com

Fuckery We Missed: Woman Banned From Walmart After Riding Electric Cart While Drinking Wine From Pringles Can!! (1/13/2019)

Woman Riding Around On Electric Cart Drinking Wine From Pringles Can!!

Excerpt From Article:

The woman was reportedly riding on an electric shopping cart more commonly used for people with physical limitations. Officers were also told she was drinking wine from a Pringle’s can.

Hughes said the reporting party said the suspect had been riding around in the store’s parking lot since 6:30 a.m. while drinking the alcoholic beverage.

When officers arrived, they found the woman in a nearby restaurant, at which point she was notified that she had been barred from the Walmart location.
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If some of you ladies out there don’t get your act together this will be you in the distant future!! There’s nothing much more left to say about this fuckery,this fuckery speaks for itself!!! For more fuckery involving people doing stupid shit on scooters at Wal-Mart feel free to visit the see also links below!

see also:Florida Couple Steals Motorized Shopping Cart From Walmart, Drives To Bar!!

see also:Woman Took Motorized Walmart Scooter After Car Wouldn’t Start!!

see also:Police Chase Man On Stolen Walmart Scooter!!

source:timesrecordnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Utah Teen Attempts ‘Bird Box Challenge,’ Crashes Car While Eyes Are Covered!!! (1/12/2019)

Failed “Bird Box” Challenge While Driving!!

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

(KUTV) — A Utah teenager may face a reckless driving charge after trying to complete the “Bird Box” challenge on the highway.

On Monday at approximately 4:50 p.m., a 17-year-old girl was driving on Layton Parkway near Interstate 15, according to Lt. Travis Lyman with the Layton Police Department.

The teen and a 16-year-old passenger decided to try the “Bird Box” Challenge, when participants blindfold themselves and see if they can do everyday tasks.

The driver pulled a beanie over her eyes and kept driving, Lyman said.

Shortly after, the teen overcorrected and skidded into the eastbound lanes.

She hit another car, a light pole and a sound wall, Lyman said.

No one was injured in the crash.

Police are screening a reckless driving charge with the City Attorney’s office.
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Shouldn’t this fuckery be filed as an attempted suicide?? It’s truly baffling how fucking dumb some people are in this society!

source:kutv.com

Fuckery We Missed: Crack Pipe Found In Florida Woman’s Groin!! (1/12/2018)

Crack Pipe Found During Florida Woman’s X-Ray!!

Excerpt From Article:

Graham told officials she had no contraband on or in her.

An X-ray scan, however, helped reveal a “small object” in her pelvic region.

Given a change of clothes, Graham was scanned again.

“The same object was visible on the X-ray,” the affidavit states.

Graham was taken about 5 miles away to Lawnwood Regional Medical Center & Heart Institute where investigators said she agreed to a body cavity search, which is a search of body cavities and a promising name for a heavy metal band.

Additional X-rays were taken before a doctor extracted from her vagina “a small glass smoking pipe, commonly used for smoking crack or other illegal drugs,” the affidavit said.
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Here we fucking go again with perps artfully concealing drug paraphernalia in their orifices again!! Honestly this type of fuckery is slowly becoming our favorite fuckery to post!!!

see also:Woman Pulls Crack Pipe Out Of ASS While In Police Custody!!

see also:Police Recover Two Hypodermic Needles And A Crack Pipe From Woman’s Butt Crack!!

see also:Florida Woman Caught Stealing From Wal-Mart Smokes Crack In Squad Car, Hides Pipe & Drugs In Pussy!!

see also:Authorities Find Pipe, Three Bags Of Drugs, And A Box Inside Florida Woman’s Pussy!!

source:tcpalm.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Two Fucktards Did What Attempting To Enter A Court House?? (1/12/2019)

Naked Man Walks Into Courthouse On Dare Gets Arrested

Were you at least smart enough to collect any money that can be applied to your bail for this fuckery? What the fuck did you think was going to happen when up pulled this fuckery???

source:kjrh.com
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Ohio Woman Busted After Showing Up To Court With Backpack Full Of Drugs

Excerpt From Article:

Stark County Jail records show Elizabeth D. Wilson, 31, of the 9100 block of Arrow Road NW in the Minerva area, was arrested at 4:44 p.m. Wednesday at the Minerva Mayor’s Court, 209 N. Market St., where she had gone to appear on unrelated drug charges.

Police seized the multi-colored backpack and the items inside it. Those items included 0.53 grams of a methamphetamine/MDMA (Ecstasy) mixture, 11 blue pills stamped R3060, 11 white oval-shaped pills called Gabapentin, a small bag containing 2.32 grams of marijuana buds, a blue glass pipe and two pipes, each containing the residue of illegal drugs that had been smoked.
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There isn’t much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:cantonrep.com
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Bonus Fuckery: Couple Arrested For Fucking In Courthouse Stairwell!!

Caught Having Sex In Courthouse Stairwell!!

Yes fucking where there’s a chance where you can get caught adds to the hotness of the sex but these two have to be a certain type of stupid to bump uglies in a courthouse!! Sadly this isn’t the first time we’ve seen and incident of fuckery like this before, please feel free to visit the see also link below for more info!

see also:Woman Accused Of Preforming Sex Act In Florida Courthouse Arrested!!

source:kalb.com

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Bonus Fuckery: Woman Accused Of Preforming Sex Act In Florida Courthouse Arrested!!

Woman Slutting It Up In Courthouse

What the hell is going on in Florida, this is the third story in a row that features fuckery from the Sunshine State! I dont know if this is true for Florida but here in Illinois when you enter most court houses it states that the courthouse is being recorded with video and audio recording… Obviously, these two only had sex on their minds!

source:jacksonville.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Wisconsin Man Failed To Tell Sex Partners He Was HIV-Positive!!(1/12/2019)

Wisconsin Man Knowingly Spreads HIV!!

Excerpt From Article:

The criminal complaint says one of his victims has tested HIV-positive since having sex with him.

Taufner had allegedly met four of his victims at a tattoo shop in West Allis where he was working.

Taufner has been prosecuted and convicted twice previously for the same crime. Authorities say that asa condition of his last sentence, he was ordered to inform any sexual partner of his HIV status.
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This new story goes to show you how there are people out there that truly don’t give a fuck whom they harm because they’re already harmed themselves!! We at humanfuckery.com urge all of you folks to Please, please PLEASE, practice safe sex at all times!!!!

see also:Hairdresser “Slept With Man Then Texted Him I Have HIV.LOL”

see also:HIV-Positive School Aide/Coach Accused Of Sexually Assaulting Boys!!

see also:Man Charged With Murder After Knowingly Giving Side Piece AIDS!

source:channel3000.com