Deputies say Van Ryswyk told them he met the victim on a website on the dark web for people with a castration fetish. The sheriff’s office says he told the victim he had experience on animals and had performed a procedure on himself back in 2012.
“He also said he had done a similar procedure on a man in a local motel a few years ago that turned out pretty much like this one, but couldn’t remember the other man’s name. The man went to the hospital, but law enforcement was not notified,” the sheriff’s office said in its Facebook post.
Van Ryswyk was arrested on Monday and charged with practicing medicine without a license resulting in bodily injury. His bond has been set at $250,000.
Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!!
You’re one stand up guy for not knocking this bitch into next year, to be honest no one would have looked at you any differently if you would have defended yourself against this crazy bitch!! We at humanfuckery.com wish you a speedy recovery!!
John Davis is accused of stealing a courtesy scooter from a St. Petersburg, Fla., Wal-mart shortly before 11 p.m. Friday, then riding it out of the store and driving for another mile before stopping at a gas station as the battery started to run out of juice, according to Pinellas County police.
Making matters worse, police say the 58-year-old motorist was intoxicated when he drove the $1,500 scooter to a WaWa gas station, where he told cops he’d planned to charge the battery.
Man its been awhile since we’ve had a good scooter theft story, granted its not as good as some of our previous post but still.. Please feel free to visit the see also links below for more scooter thefts from Wal-mart..
We’re not justifying this man’s actions by any means but that cart looked as if it was in pretty good shape so we can see why these Floridians were fighting over it!! At the the time and point when this man pulled out a sword for the cart you’d think the man in the blue would’ve just let him take the cart…
(1) How does one not notice a god damn nipple in their mouth that was allegedly there five minutes and (2) How does one become a professional cuddler, shit if people are paying up to $80 an hour for this I’d cuddle a stranger and possibly let them suck a nip … but that’ll cost you extra!!!
The victim told police he had invited her to his house for sex, but fell asleep before she arrived.
A review of his phone showed eight missed calls from Russell, police said, along with text messages in which she wrote “You wasted my money to come out here,” “U smoked,” “I see you wanna die,” and “I swear to god I hope you die.”
Police obtained security camera video showing her purchasing lighter fluid, matches and a lighter from a nearby gas station. Other video shows her return to the residence and head to the back door, the only entrance to the residence, with the items. By 4:08 a.m., the house was ablaze.
This fuckery is human fuckery at it’s finest folks!!!
According to an incident report, a deputy arrived at the McDonald’s around midnight and spoke to staff who said, “a crazed customer,” did not get the filet-o-fish he ordered in his takeout bag while going through the drive-thru and commenced to “pitch a fit.”
Deputies say the man pulled up, exited his car, grabbed a shopping cart and began, “bashing it into the side of the victim’s car,” causing about $2,000 in damages.
Jeez… another fucktard freaking out over Mcd’s… This fuckery is minor compared to some post we’ve made in the past, feel free to view the see also links for more fucktards freaking out over Mcd’s..
Due To The Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:
Bay County Sheriff’s Officials arrested a Panama City Beach man after he allegedly urinated on a child, the child’s food, and in the child’s mouth.
They say the child’s mother was arrested on August 7, and during separate interviews with the victim and another child, the children said Brandon Burrus, 30, committed the acts. They said Burrus made the child hold the urine in his mouth.
Authorities say the children also said Burrus was also physically abusive.
Burrus was arrested August 15 and is charged with sexual battery on a child younger than 12 years old.
We at humanfuckery.com wish that everyday this fucktard is in prison that Bubba & Company use this man as their personal toilet!!
Police said Sloss got out of his vehicle and began yelling at the driver of the Lincoln about remote-controlled cars the man was supposed to be fixing for him.
Sloss slapped the man then reached into his waistband, pulled out a handgun and inserted an extended magazine, according to the report.
Police said Sloss yelled, “Don’t think I won’t off you,” before he fired a round into the passenger’s side window.
Wait… Did Florida Man pick up racing RC cars as his new hobby?? In a matter of a few days we’ve posted two fucktards from Florida who’ve threatened violence over an RC car, which is truly baffling due to the fact that these fucktards are grown ass men acting as if they’re kids… Smh