Today’s HumanFuckery: Man, Woman Drive 900 Miles From Arizona To Wyoming With Kids In Trunk!! (12/8/2018)

Man, Woman Drive 900 Miles With Kids In Trunk!! Two German Shepard Ride In Back Seat Instead!!

These fucktards deserve more than just 30 days jail time for this fuckery! There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

see also:Grandma Arrested For Transporting Grandchildren In Dog Kennels!!

see also:Man Claims He Put Toddler In Trunk Because He Was Conducting Social Experiment In Hopes Of Becoming A “Internet Sensation”!!

see also:Mom Locks Kids In Trunk Of Car While She Shopped At Wal-Mart!!

Fuckery We Missed: Job Applicant Caught Stealing From Kohl’s After Interview!!! (12/8/2018)

Job Applicant Caught Stealing After Interview!

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

HERNANDO COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) – Authorities say a man walked into a Kohl’s for a job interview and left with a pair of stolen shoes. Needless to say, he didn’t get the job.

Dominick Breedlove was arrested and charged with retail theft after an incident at the Kohl’s department store on Aerial Way in Spring Hill.

At about 4 p.m. Wednesday, investigators said a loss prevention employee contacted the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office to report a retail theft in progress.

The employee said Breedlove had come to the store for a job interview. After the interview, he started checking out the Nike display to look for shoes without a security tag. Once he found them, he left the store and got a Kohl’s bag from a previous shopping trip. He then returned to the store, stalled a bit and left with the shoes, a pair of Nike Air Bella TR shoes, valued at $80, and a pair of women’s Nike Elite TR shoes, valued at $70.

Breedlove was arrested on his way to the car.

He later told deputies he planned to gift the shoes to his mother.

He was booked into the Hernando County Detention Center, where he’s being held on a $500 bond.

What the hell was the purpose of going through the whole hiring process if this fucktard was just gonna do some stupid fuckery like this. Oh wait.. You probably were gonna gain everyone at the stores trust if you got hired and then start stealing shit huh?

see also:Man Robs Jack In The Box Restaurant… Man Then Returns Later For A Job Application!!

Fuckery We Missed: Former Caretaker Arrested in ‘Nightmare’ Desecration of Graves at Connecticut Cemetery!! (12/8/2018)

Cemetery Caretaker Arrested In Connecticut Arrested!!

How the fuck can someone do this!! Truly at a loss for words with this fuckery!!!

see also:Driver Charged With 12 Attempted Murder Charges After Plowing Into Cemetery Crowd!!

see also:Woman Raped While Visiting Relative’s Grave!!

see also:Florist Caught Stealing Flowers Off People’s Graves!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Just Released From Jail, Man Immediately Steals Woman’s Car With Her Baby Grandson Inside!!! (12/6/2018)

Man Steals Car Immediately After Being Released From Jail!

Excerpt From Article:

A 13-month-old baby was in the backseat when Thomas Lee Williams, 36, sped away with the Kia Sorento about 6:15 p.m. in Hempfield, according to the county park police department.

Youngwood Fire Department later found the baby, Adrian Pearlman, of Leechburg, in the crashed car. It appears he was unhurt, said county park police Chief Kirk Nolan.

Williams had just been released from the county facility when he approached Dorothy Pearlman, 65, as she sat near the building in her vehicle with Adrian, her grandson, according to police.

There, Williams opened her passenger door, struck Ms. Pearlman and forced her from the vehicle, police said. He injured her face, back and shoulder area, according to authorities.

You’ve gotta be a special type of retarded to pull fuckery like this in a police station parking lot…. Wait…. This isn’t the first time this year some fucktard have committed fuckery like this??? SMH.. Check the see also links below for similar incidents of fuckery..

see also:Florida Man Released From Jail, Arrested Again In Jail Parking Lot For Trying To Steal Car!!

see also:Man Stole Car From Jail Parking Lot…. Moments After Being Released From Same Jail!!

Fuckery We Missed: Man Pulls Gun On Popeyes Manager Over Condiment Conflict!! (12/6/2018)

Gun Pulled Over Condiments At Popeyes In Louisiana!!

Excerpt From Article:

Jethroe apparently took issued with the condiments provided by employees, the report indicates. Jethroe’s arrest report makes no mention of reason for his sauce dissatisfaction – whether he hadn’t received enough or if he’d requested a different flavor.

But the manager allegedly refused Jethroe’s request to make amends for the perceived condiment shortcoming, according to JPSO. That’s when Jethroe threw his chicken across the counter, pulled a pistol from his waistband and pointed it at the manager, the arrest report said.

Jethroe didn’t fire the weapon, and no one was injured. He then left Popeyes and walked over to the neighboring Church’s Chicken, Rivarde said. Deputies arrived and found him inside the restaurant, yelling, the report said. They noted Jethroe smelled of alcohol and was unsteady on his feet.

Going full retard and pulling a gun over sauces is the epitome of human fuckery!!

see also:Woman Smashes Window At NYC Popeyes Because $4 Wicked Good Deal Doesn’t Come With Soda!+

see also:California McDonald’s Manager Beaten, Choked By Woman Upset Over Missing Ketchup!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Brian M. Bates Serial Masturbator Arrested After Beating Off At Doctor’s Office!! (12/6/2018)

Brian M. Bates Serial Masturbator
Excerpt From Article:

A man with a history of exposing himself in public was arrested after cops found him masturbating in front of women at a Paramus doctor’s office, authorities said Wednesday.

Brian Bates was charged with criminal open lewdness for the Friday incident at a Ridgewood Avenue office, according to borough police Chief Kenneth Ehrenberg. Officers went to the medical office for a report of a man exposing himself to patients.

“Upon police arrival, officers found Bates in the bathroom with the door open while masturbating and simultaneously attempting to penetrate his anus with the handle of the toilet bowl scrubber,” Ehrenberg said in a statement.

MAN WHAT.. This man’s actions is the epitome of human fuckery!!