Weekly Recap Of Covidiots From This Week! (7/11/20/20)

There’s really no need to delve deep or explain what this post is going to be about, well maybe one thing… If you’re uncertain what the term “covidiot” means urban dictionary defines the term as:

Relating to the 2020 Covid-19 virus:
Someone who ignores the warnings regarding public health or safety.
A person who hoards goods, denying them from their neighbors.


Florida Man, Sons Were Selling Fake Coronavirus Cure



Security Guard Charged With Murder After Fighting With Customer Over Face
Mask Rules!!

Excerpt From Article:

The incident began when Lewis apparently entered a market without a face covering. The lack of a mask led to a confrontation between the defendant and the victim, according to the DA’s Office.

Lewis left the store but returned. The pair then began to fight, officials said.

That’s when 50-year-old Sabrina Carter — who was in the parking lot as she waited for her husband to get off work — armed herself and pointed the gun at the victim and other customers, according to the Gardena Police Department. Her intervention caused the fight to end.

As Lewis was walking away, Hawkins produced a firearm and allegedly opened fire on the victim, hitting him in the lower part of his body, police said. Lewis died at the scene.



Florida Man Mists Hydrogen Peroxide Over Wauchula Streets To Combat COVID-19!!


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#TBT Fuckery: Music Teacher From Southern California CONTAMINATES Flutes With His Own Cum!! (7/9/2020)

(Originally Posted 10/1/2017)

Flutes CONTAMINATED With Cum!!!

We can only hope that this vile piece of shit gets manhandled by Bubba & Friends in prison!

(UPDATE 7/9/2020):This Sick Fuck Was Sentenced To 18 Years!!


Today’s HumanFuckery: A Memoriam For The Folks Who Loss Their Lives To Improper Firework Use During The 4th Of July Weekend!!! (7/7/2020)

This post is pretty self explanatory.. Every god damn 4th of July there’s cases like this where people doing stupid fuckery like this either end up blowing their hands off or worse ending in death… Below are two incidents of fuckery that are just plain reckless and idiotic..

Officials Identify Man Killed In Homemade Fireworks Blast

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

Authorities in Kentucky have identified a homeowner who was killed in an explosion allegedly sparked by homemade fireworks. Hardin County Coroner Dr. William Lee identified the victim as 53-year-old Kelly Zilisch. Sheriff John Ward said Zilisch was pronounced dead near his Elizabethtown home Wednesday night. Ward added that at least seven people were inside the home when an explosion happened at 10 p.m. Five people were taken to hospitals with injuries. Officials have said the preliminary investigation indicated people inside the home were making homemade fireworks at the time. The sheriff’s office and the Bureau of Alcohol, To­bacco, Firearms and Explosives are continuing to investigate.



Man Died After Firework He Held Above His Head Ejected After Being Ignited!!

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Investigators have identified the victim as 33-year-old Jose Tony Alvarez Umanzor of Northwest. According to police, Umanzor was holding a commercially made mortar firework above his head when the base of the object ejected downward after it was ignited.

At 11 p.m. Friday, police responded to the 800 block of Jefferson Street, NW for the report of an injured person. Officers found Umanzor unconscious and with trauma to his body. He was taken to local hospital where he died.


Fuckery We Missed: Man Shot Into Arkansas Pizzeria After Getting Snubbed On Toppings!! (7/5/2020)

Where’s My Toppings!!

Excerpt From Article:

Pie Five employee Eboni Smith said Brown became upset with her because she wasn’t putting enough toppings on his pizza, according to a Little Rock Police Department report.

She called her manager and handed the phone to Brown, which he proceeded to throw at Smith’s face. Another employee asked him to leave, and he began arguing and went outside to his white van.

He then walked back to the restaurant holding a gun. Brown was locked out of the restaurant, so he shot the glass out of the front door while standing on the patio area. Brown then got in his van and drove away from the restaurant.

Brown later turned himself in and admitted in a police interview that he was upset over the portion size of the food he received. He admitted going into his work van to grab the gun and shooting out the window.


Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!! Sadly, this isn’t the first time we’ve posted fucktards going crazy over pizza!!Please feel free to visit the see also links below for similar incidents of fuckery!!

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see also:3 Teens Shoot Up Pizza Joint Due To Wrong Toppings On Pizza!!!

see also:65 Year Old Man Beat To Death With Cane Over A Slice Of Pizza!!

see also:Florida Woman Attempts To Stab Woman Because She Was Denied Slice Of Pizza!!

see also:Man Sentenced To 20 Days In Jail After Slapping Little Caesars’ Manager Over Pizza Toppings!!!

see also:Man Cited For Disorderly Conduct After Pizza ‘Didn’t Have Enough Cheese’!!


Humanfuckery.com Wish All Our American Visitors A Great 4th Of July Weekend!! (7/4/2020)

We are going on a brief hiatus until Monday so we can enjoy this extended holiday weekend!! We hope that all of you have fun!! Please be safe and smart if you plan on lighting any fireworks…Please don’t be like this guy!!!

Weekly Recap Of Covidiots From This Week!! (7/4/2020)

There’s really no need to delve deep or explain what this post is going to be about, well maybe one thing… If you’re uncertain what the term “covidiot” means urban dictionary defines the term as:

Relating to the 2020 Covid-19 virus:
Someone who ignores the warnings regarding public health or safety.
A person who hoards goods, denying them from their neighbors.


Report: Alabama Students Held ‘COVID-19 Parties’ To See Who Got Infected

Excerpt From Article

Tuscaloosa City Councilor Sonya McKinstry reportedly said that students had organized COVID-19 parties in an attempt to infect each other on purpose.

“They put money in a pot and they try to get COVID. Whoever gets COVID first gets the pot. It makes no sense,” McKinstry told ABC News. “They’re intentionally doing it.”

The Tuscaloosa council issued a mandatory facemask rule Tuesday night after Fire Chief Randy Smith told members that an investigation uncovered students who knew they were positive were still partying.

“We thought that was kind of a rumor at first. We did some additional research. Not only did the doctors’ offices help confirm it but the state confirmed they had also had the same information,” Smith said in remarks shown on Facebook live.

At least some of the students were from out of state, Smith said, indicating they were in college. But officials did not disclose what schools the students attended. Three colleges are located in Tuscaloosa.


Fuckery We Missed: 2 Teenage Boys Shot To Death After Asking Man How Tall He Was While Buying Candy!! (6/29/2020)

How Tall Are You??

This fuckery is senseless to say the least.. We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to the ones who love the victims in this unbelievably dumb and senseless shooting!!


Fuckery We Missed: 3 New Mexicans Dead After Hand Sanitizer Poisoning Containing Methanol!!! (6/29/2020)

3 Dead After Drinking Hand Sanitizer Posioning!!

Truly at a loss for words with this fuckery!! SMH!!!


Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man Exposes Himself At Gift Shop After Being Asked To Put On Face Mask!! (6/27/2020)

Florida Man Exposes Self After Being Asked To Wear A Mask!!

Excerpt From Article:

A 37-year-old Miami man was arrested Thursday morning after he exposed himself at a gift shop in Islamorada after being asked to put on a face mask, authorities said.

According to Monroe County Sheriff’s Office spokesman Adam Linhardt, Paul-Elie Daniel Duval refused to put on a face mask when asked to do so by an employee at the Theater of the Sea gift shop and began speaking vulgarly “particularly to the women in the room, including one minor girl, about his genitals, their bodies and pornography.”

Linhardt said Duval then pulled down his shorts and exposed himself to everyone who was inside the gift shop while continuing to use vulgar language toward them.

Witnesses told responding deputies that other children were also present at the time, but they left before they could be interviewed by authorities.

Fuck you and your fuckin mask policy!! You know what here’s my dick and balls bitch, put them in your mouth and suck em bitch!! Folks this fuckery right here is textbook behavior of Florida Man. There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!


Fuckery We Missed: Florida Woman Needing A Ride Calls 911 Four Times Instead Of Uber!! (6/27/2020)

Woman Calls 911 Instead Of Uber!!

Due To The Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

A woman was arrested and jailed after police said she called 911 four times in a row with no emergency — she just wanted a ride.

Sarah Alameh, 31, of Eagle Lake made two of the calls while police officers were with her, the Winter Haven Police Department said Wednesday.

Alameh made the first call at about 2:45 a.m. near Winter Haven Hospital and hung up after saying “hello,” and then called 911 again at 3 a.m., a call that also ended quickly, police said.

After officers told her that wasn’t an appropriate reason to call 911, she walked a short distance away and called 911 a third time to complain that the cop wouldn’t give her a ride.

She then called 911 a fourth time, according to the department.

Alameh received a ride to the Polk County Jail in Bartow, where she remained in custody as of late Wednesday afternoon, jail records showed.

There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

Fell free to visit the see also links below for more ridiculous 911 calls..

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