Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man Arrested For Botching Castration On Victim He Met On Dark Web!!!! (8/21/2019)

Botched Castration!!

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Deputies say Van Ryswyk told them he met the victim on a website on the dark web for people with a castration fetish. The sheriff’s office says he told the victim he had experience on animals and had performed a procedure on himself back in 2012.

“He also said he had done a similar procedure on a man in a local motel a few years ago that turned out pretty much like this one, but couldn’t remember the other man’s name. The man went to the hospital, but law enforcement was not notified,” the sheriff’s office said in its Facebook post.

Van Ryswyk was arrested on Monday and charged with practicing medicine without a license resulting in bodily injury. His bond has been set at $250,000.
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Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!!

see also: Man Arrested After Removing Transgender Woman’s Testicles!!!

see also: Man Detoxing Cuts Off Own Genitals!!

source:wfla.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Drunk Florida Man Drives Walmart Courtesy Scooter Out Of The Store, Then Another Mile!! (8/21/2019)

Drunk Florida Man Steals Scooter From Wal-Mart!!

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John Davis is accused of stealing a courtesy scooter from a St. Petersburg, Fla., Wal-mart shortly before 11 p.m. Friday, then riding it out of the store and driving for another mile before stopping at a gas station as the battery started to run out of juice, according to Pinellas County police.

Making matters worse, police say the 58-year-old motorist was intoxicated when he drove the $1,500 scooter to a WaWa gas station, where he told cops he’d planned to charge the battery.

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Man its been awhile since we’ve had a good scooter theft story, granted its not as good as some of our previous post but still.. Please feel free to visit the see also links below for more scooter thefts from Wal-mart..

see also:Florida Couple Steals Motorized Shopping Cart From Walmart, Drives To Bar!!!

see also:Woman Steals Scooter From Walmart Claims She Was Just On Her Way To Waffle House To Get A Cup Of Coffee!!!

see also: Woman Took Motorized Walmart Scooter After Car Wouldn’t Start!!

see also:Police Chase Man On Stolen Walmart Scooter!!

see also:Woman Banned From Walmart After Riding Electric Cart While Drinking Wine From Pringles Can!!

source:nydailynews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man Threatens Man With Sword Over Cart Found In Trash!! (8/20/2019)

Dumpster Dive Gone Wrong!!!

We’re not justifying this man’s actions by any means but that cart looked as if it was in pretty good shape so we can see why these Floridians were fighting over it!! At the the time and point when this man pulled out a sword for the cart you’d think the man in the blue would’ve just let him take the cart…

see also: Florida Man Allegedly Attacks Multiple People With Sword For Stealing His Socks!!

see also: Florida Man In Wheelchair Injures Officers With Sword!!! (5/29/2018)

see also: Hotel Guest Charged In Sword Attack On Bride, Wedding Party!!!

see also:Prostitution Sting Ends With Officer Being Attacked By A Sword!!

source:miami.cbslocal.com

Fuckery We Missed: Woman Accuses Professional Cuddler Of Placing Her Nipple In Her Mouth For 5 Mins!! (8/20/2019)

Professional Cuddler Accused Of Sexual Misconduct!!

(1) How does one not notice a god damn nipple in their mouth that was allegedly there five minutes and (2) How does one become a professional cuddler, shit if people are paying up to $80 an hour for this I’d cuddle a stranger and possibly let them suck a nip … but that’ll cost you extra!!!

see also:This Guy Gets Paid To DRY HUMP People!!!!!

source:abc15.com

Fuckery We Missed: Woman Stood Up After Late Night Call For Sex Tried To Kill Man By Torching His House!!! (8/19/2019)

Side Piece Attempts To Burn Down Man House Because Of Not Getting Sex!!

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The victim told police he had invited her to his house for sex, but fell asleep before she arrived.

A review of his phone showed eight missed calls from Russell, police said, along with text messages in which she wrote “You wasted my money to come out here,” “U smoked,” “I see you wanna die,” and “I swear to god I hope you die.”

Police obtained security camera video showing her purchasing lighter fluid, matches and a lighter from a nearby gas station. Other video shows her return to the residence and head to the back door, the only entrance to the residence, with the items. By 4:08 a.m., the house was ablaze.

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This fuckery is human fuckery at it’s finest folks!!!

see also:Girlfriend Sent Home In Taxi After Threesome Admits To Police She Set Boyfriend’s House On Fire!!!

source:nj.com

Fuckery We Missed: Man Freaks Out Over Not Receiving Fish Fillet From Mcd’s!! (8/19/2019)

Mcd’s Freakout!!

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According to an incident report, a deputy arrived at the McDonald’s around midnight and spoke to staff who said, “a crazed customer,” did not get the filet-o-fish he ordered in his takeout bag while going through the drive-thru and commenced to “pitch a fit.”

Deputies say the man pulled up, exited his car, grabbed a shopping cart and began, “bashing it into the side of the victim’s car,” causing about $2,000 in damages.
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Jeez… another fucktard freaking out over Mcd’s… This fuckery is minor compared to some post we’ve made in the past, feel free to view the see also links for more fucktards freaking out over Mcd’s..

see also:Georgia Woman fires Gun In McDonald’s After Receiving Cold Fries!!!

see also: California McDonald’s Manager Beaten, Choked by Woman Upset Over Missing Ketchup!!!

see also:Woman’s Freakout Over McDonald’s Apple Pie Lands Her In Jail!!

see also:McDonald’s Employee Stabbed Over Item Missing From Drive-Thru Order!!!

see also: Woman Assaults Mcd’s Worker After Receiving Wrong Breakfast Sandwich!!!

see also: Angry McD’s Customer Shoots Manager Over Food Order!!!

source:miamiherald.com

Fuckery We Missed: Paris Waiter Fatally Shot Because Sandwich Wasn’t Prepared Quickly Enough! (8/19/2019)

Waiter Shot Because Sandwich Took Too Long!!

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Police say a murder investigation has been launched after the incident on Friday evening in the eastern suburb of Noisy-le-Grand.

The suspect fled the scene and has not been caught.

Ambulance crews tried to save the 28-year-old waiter, who had been shot in the shoulder, but he died at the scene.

His colleagues told police that the customer had lost his temper at the pizza and sandwich shop because of the length of time it had taken to prepare his meal.

The killing has stunned local residents and shopkeepers.

“It is sad,” one 29-year-old woman told French media. “It’s a quiet restaurant, without any problems. It just opened a few months ago.”

Some residents, however, said there had been an upsurge of crime in the area with an increase of drug-dealing and drunkenness on the streets.
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Wow…. We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to the ones who love this waiter..

see also: Woman In Wheelchair Fires Taser At McDonald’s Worker Because Food Was Taking Too Long!!(

source:bbc.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man Arrested After Allegedly Urinating Into Child’s Mouth!!! (8/17/2019)

Florida Man Arrested For Pissing In Child’s Mouth!!

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Bay County Sheriff’s Officials arrested a Panama City Beach man after he allegedly urinated on a child, the child’s food, and in the child’s mouth.

They say the child’s mother was arrested on August 7, and during separate interviews with the victim and another child, the children said Brandon Burrus, 30, committed the acts. They said Burrus made the child hold the urine in his mouth.

Authorities say the children also said Burrus was also physically abusive.

Burrus was arrested August 15 and is charged with sexual battery on a child younger than 12 years old.
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We at humanfuckery.com wish that everyday this fucktard is in prison that Bubba & Company use this man as their personal toilet!!

source:wjhg.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man Threatens To ‘Off’ Victim Over Remote-Controlled Cars!!! (8/17/2019)

Florida Man Goes Crazy Over RC Car!!

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Police said Sloss got out of his vehicle and began yelling at the driver of the Lincoln about remote-controlled cars the man was supposed to be fixing for him.

Sloss slapped the man then reached into his waistband, pulled out a handgun and inserted an extended magazine, according to the report.

Police said Sloss yelled, “Don’t think I won’t off you,” before he fired a round into the passenger’s side window.
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Wait… Did Florida Man pick up racing RC cars as his new hobby?? In a matter of a few days we’ve posted two fucktards from Florida who’ve threatened violence over an RC car, which is truly baffling due to the fact that these fucktards are grown ass men acting as if they’re kids… Smh

see also: Florida Man Threatened To Bring A Gun To Walmart If Remote Control Car Didn’t Work!!

source:clickorlando.com