Unreal.. We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to the ones who love the victim. We also wish all the people on this Zoom meeting the best on their road to recovery, we know witnessing fuckery like this may give you the urge to drink but attempt to stay strong! Unbelievable!!
Richard Wayne Ellison, 47, of Rock was arrested Sunday by the Mercer County Sheriff’s Department in the killing of Benny Foutch, the Bluefield Daily Telegraph reported, citing a statement from the agency.
In an interview, Ellison told a detective that he killed the rooster because it was crowing and then gouged out his neighbor’s eyes because Lucifer made him do it, according to a criminal complaint.
Emergency crews initially responded to a request for a mental evaluation, the complaint said. The Princeton Rescue Squad found the body of the victim outside and requested law enforcement.
“When looking at the victim, the gouging out of his eyes appeared to be his cause of death,” the compliant said, but the body was being sent for autopsy.Ellison has an attorney.
WHOA!!! Unbelievable!! We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to the victims love ones..
Police said the victim had been walking in the area when he was approached by a man who tried to sell him methamphetamine. When the victim declined, the man became enraged and attacked him with a knife, causing a significant laceration. The attacker left the scene, and police were contacted.
Upon arrival, police say officers found the victim and gave him medical treatment, including using a tourniquet. The victim was taken to hospital in stable condition.
WTF!! NO MEANS NO MAN.. We at humanfuckery.com wish the victim a speedy recovery!!
Officials say they were called to the 100 block of Walnut Street just after 4 Sunday morning after a caller complained that two people were having intercourse on the front steps of the property.
When deputies arrived at the scene, they say they found a 55-year-old man in the middle of the act with a woman.
After asking the man to get dressed, deputies discovered the woman was unresponsive. An investigation showed that she “had been deceased for some time,” officials say.
Soo you’re walking down the street and you stumble upon a LIFELESS body laying on the side walk and instead of attempting to alert the proper authorities on what you’ve found you elect to fuck this DEAD BODY!!! WTF…You sir are the epitome of human fuckery!
Deputies were called to a Taco Bell on Peach Orchard Road about 11:45 p.m. Friday after a manager said a woman tossed the bottle into the restaurant, the Augusta Chronicle reported. An employee said he opened the drive-thru window and a rear passenger leaned out of a vehicle and squeezed the bottle’s contents at him before throwing it inside, the newspaper reported. A second employee said the mixture also got on him.The manager had to close the restaurant about two hours early that night because the food and work space was contaminated, the sheriff’s office said.
You NASTY BITCH… WHY? Why pull some fuckery like this, let me guess they got your order wrong or was this a “prank”?
Saturday evening, the Louisa Police Department stated, “An arrest has been made, thank you to the community for all your assistance.”
On May 6, at 9:35 p.m., two people arrived at the Sheetz in a lifted 2006 Black Toyota Tacoma wearing hollowed-out watermelon rinds with holes cut out for the eyes into the store where they proceeded to commit a larceny.
If you know who these two are or their whereabouts, please contact Officer Taylor of the Town of Louisa Police Department at 540-967-1234 or Crime Solvers at 1-800-346-1466.
There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!! Please feel free to view more terrible robber disguises from some of our previous post in the see also section below.
The suspects–Amos Troublefield and Antonio Green, both 18-were captured on store surveillance footage “recording themselves coughing” while spraying Febreze from under their armpits “onto customers in the store.” The spraying of air freshener on a victim was apparently intended to replicate the expulsion of droplets from a mouth during a cough.
When questioned, Troublefield and Green told police that they were recording a YouTube video depicting them “pretending to cough on somebody but actually spraying them with Febreze.”
When a cop asked the teens why they “would be coughing on people during a pandemic (COVID-19) they advised they were just trying to be funny and make their videos for YouTube.”