Today’s HumanFuckery: WTF Is Wrong With These Teens Nowadays!!! (2/19/2018)

A 15 Year Old Boy Was Arrested For Threatening Copycat Killings On Instagram After The Florida High School Shooting

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A fifteen-year-old boy has been arrested in Broward County, Florida, after claiming online that he was planning a follow-up attack after the mass shooting in the US state last week.

Sheriff’s deputies took the boy into custody after his post, made on Instagram, was reported to them. It follows the massacre of 17 people at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School on Wednesday.

The sheriff’s office said the threat was posted less than 48 hours after the attack. They said that the boy used to post to say “he was going to kill people” and “listed various schools” that could be his target.
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The charge against this kid is “sending a written threat to kill,” This kid could be facing a maximum punishment of five years in prison… Times have truly changed, I know for a fact when I was 15 the only thing I had on my mind was girls, never once did I have a thought of threatening violence on a whole school… JEEZ!!

source:businessinsider.com

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17 Year Old Arrested After Threatening To Blow Up School In North Carolina TWICE!!!

Teen Threatens To Blow Up School Not Once But TWICE!!

At a loss for words with this fuckery… Thank god this kid was ignorant enough to repeat this threat again because lord knows if he would of carried this threat out!!

source:myfox8.com

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Bonus Coverage:

(Originally Posted 2/17/2018)

Teen Snapchats That He Could ‘Beat’ Florida Shootings!!

What the hell is going on with these teens nowadays??? Right off the top of my head I can think of a handful of stories that are like this, one that stands prevalent in my mind is listed below in the see also links! These Kids need HELP ASAP!!!

see also:14 Year Old’s School Shooting Plot Thwarted In Pennsylvania!!

source:journal-news.com
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(Originally Posted 1/27/2018)

14 Year Old’s School Shooting Plot Thwarted In Pennsylvania!!!

4 Year Old’s School Shooting Plot Thwarted In Pennsylvania!!!

How does a 14 year old acquire a small arsenal???? HOW!!!!! We would like to commend the vigilant student who didn’t take this kid’s threat lightly and said something about it!!!

source:pittsburgh.cbslocal.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Severely Burned As Gasoline Is Pumped Into Garbage Can!!! (2/18/2018)

Pumping Gas In A Garbage Can In YOUR BACKSEAT!!!

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MOSES LAKE, Wash, — A woman suffered severe burns Saturday morning after gasoline fumes ignited when gas was being pumped into a garbage can in a car’s backseat, the Grant County Sheriff’s Office says.

Deputies later found a large amount of marijuana in the car’s trunk. The woman was taken to Samaritan Healthcare in Moses Lake.

The male driver who was pumping the gas ran away.

The incident occurred just after 8 a.m. at the Cascade Grocery at 8034 Valley Road N.E.

The driver had been pumping gasoline into the garbage can in the backseat.

The woman, who was a passenger, was smoking a cigarette, which apparently ignited the fumes, the Sheriff’s Office says.

A bystander took the woman to the hospital.
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So you dummies haven’t heard of something called a gas can? We’re glad that this incident of fuckery didn’t turn out much worse than it did!!!

source:komonews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Father Tells 12 Year Old Son To “Set Himself On Fire And Shoot Himself In The Head!!!! (2/18/2018)

Father Tells 12 Year Old Son To “Set Himself On Fire And Shoot Himself In The Head”!!!!

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The man from Claremore, Oklahoma, told the preteen that he wouldn’t be successful killing himself by suffocation because “medical professionals will be able to keep him alive,” according to documents the Pauls Valley Daily Democrat obtained from police.

Instead, the father allegedly had another suggestion — set yourself on fire and shoot yourself in the head.

He took his father’s words to heart, police say. The 12-year-old doused himself in lighter fluid and ignited a flame, according to KTUL. A family member had to put the fire out and called 911.

Police told KTUL that the boy was upset because Jensen told him to go to bed because he had school the following morning.
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In case your wondering, this 12 year old survived this suicide attempt with only minor injuries… We can report to you that this “father” has now become the front runner for the humanfuckery.com end of the year awards.. In all seriousness if you or someone you love are struggling with suicidal thoughts please seek help.

see also:Potential Father Of The Year??? Arizona Man Gives Daughter Gun, Tell Her To Kill Herself!!!

source:kansascity.com

Fuckery We Missed: ”I’m An Old Dirty Man” Flordia Man Caught Hiding Camera Inside Loofa!!! (2/18/2018)

“I’m A Dirty Old Man”

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Kelly Birkley is no longer behind bars in Duval County after he was arrested for video voyeurism this week.

The arrest report from the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office says one woman was in the shower when she noticed something hard in the loofa shower. She brought the item to another woman inside the home and asked about it. The second woman suggested she asked Birkley about the item and he told it was a camera.

The second woman told police JSO that the only person who uses the shower is Birkley and herself. The second woman confronted Birkley about the item, and he told her he had put in the shower just once for a couple of hours.

The arrest report goes on to say the woman was unaware that the camera was in the shower and said Birkley did not have her permission to place the camera in the shower loofa.

The responding Jacksonville Police officer says he noticed Birkley sitting in his car. The officer approached Birkley and without the officer saying anything, Birkley said: “I’m an old dirty man.”

According to the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office jail log, Birkley was released on Feb. 15.
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Nothing much to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:actionnewsjax.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Menards Shoplifter Escapes By Throwing Her Own Shit At Loss Prevention Associate !!!(2/17/2018)

Menards Shoplifter Escapes By Throwing Her Own Shit At Worker!!!

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Indianapolis Metropolitan Police are searching for a woman who escaped a shoplifting incident Tuesday using her own feces at a Menards on the city’s east side.

Police were dispatched around noon to the Menards at 7701 E. 42nd St, Indianapolis, according to IMPD.

Upon arrival, officers spoke with a Menards loss prevention officer, who witnessed a woman remove a video camera from its packaging and place the item in her personal bag.

According to police, the loss prevention officer stated when he tried to stop the woman from leaving the store, she “reached behind her and dug into her pants and pulled out a handful of feces and threw it at him, striking him on his chest.”

The woman immediately ran out the door and escaped, police said.

The stolen camera was eventually recovered.

Police have reviewed security camera footage, but the woman remains unidentified.
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Human fuckery at its finest folks!!!! All we wanna see is what this vile piece of shit looks like!!! As soon as we find a mugshot we’ll post this nasty bitch!!!

see also:Suspect Disrobes In Patrol Car, Spits His Own SHIT At Officers!!!

source:indystar.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Georgia Woman Arrested For Trying To Rip Off Boyfriend’s NUTS!!!! (2/17/2018)

Arrested For Attempting To Rip Boyfriend’s NUTS OFF!!!

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AUGUSTA, GA (WFXG) –
An Augusta woman was arrested Sunday night for reportedly attempting to tear off her boyfriend’s genitals.

At around 8:16 p.m. on Feb. 11, deputies responded to a home on Alden Drive for reports of a domestic situation. Deputies spoke with the victim, who told them that while he and his girlfriend, forty-seven-year-old Melinda Dillashaw were sitting around the house, he told her to start cleaning the house, which he says was fully covered in animal feces. He says that angered Dillashaw and she started a verbal altercation, which turned physical when she grabbed him by the genitals and attempted to rip them off.

Dillashaw told deputies the victim got mad at her for the state of the house, threw her on the ground, and tried to choke her. She says that’s when she grabbed him by the genitals and attempted to rip them off.

EMS arrived on the scene and treated the victim for bleeding coming from his genitals.

Dillashaw was placed under arrest for simple battery, family violence. While on the way to the jail, the arresting deputy says he heard her say “you’re damn right I was going to rip his nuts off.” When he asked her to repeat herself, she murmured under her breath.
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Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!! For more stories involving people attempting to break people’s dicks or balls off feel free to visit the see also links below!!

see also:Woman Killed Father-In-Law By Squeezing His NUTS Until They Burst!!!

see also:Woman From Botswana Bites Of Boyfriends Nutsack

see also:Woman Attempts To Break Husband’s Dick Off With Her Bare Hands!!

see also:Woman In India Blindfolds Man And Then CUTS Off His Dick!!! Her Motive… He Was Going To Marry Someone Else!!!

source:wbrc.com

Fuckery We Missed: Teen Snapchats That He Could ‘Beat’ Florida Shootings!! (2/17/2018)

Teen Snapchats That He Could ‘Beat’ Florida Shootings!!

What the hell is going on with these teens nowadays??? Right off the top of my head I can think of a handful of stories that are like this, one that stands prevalent in my mind is listed below in the see also links! These Kids need HELP ASAP!!!

see also:14 Year Old’s School Shooting Plot Thwarted In Pennsylvania!!

source:journal-news.com