Today’s HumanFuckery: UK Man Jailed For Fucking Chickens!! (10/21/2020)

Chicken Fucker Jailed!!!

Excerpt From Article:

Baig, 37, abused the chickens in the basement of the home he shared with wife Haleema, 38, who also featured in footage of the abuse, Bradford Crown Court heard. The videos – recorded using a GoPro camera – were saved under the file name “family vids”. At one stage Baig alternated between having intercourse with his wife and the chickens, the court was told.

Baig was sentenced after pleading guilty to having intercourse with chickens, possessing images of himself and his wife engaging in sex acts with a dog, and making indecent images of children. His wife was handed a six-month suspended sentence after admitting that she filmed her husband. The brown and white chickens died as a result of the abuse at the couple’s home in Great Horton, Bradford, West Yorkshire. Police discovered the “depraved” offenses when they searched the family home last July.
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NASTY FUCKS!!!!There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!!

Feel free to visit the see also links below for similar incidents of fuckery…

see also:Man Accused Of Sexually Assaulting A Chicken!!!!

see also:Nude Man In Chicken Coop Arrested After Doing ‘Way Too Much Meth’!!!

see also:Colorado Couple Charged With Animal Cruelty After Fucking Their Dog In Homemade Sex Chamber!!!

see also:3 Pa. Men Facing More Than 1,400 Counts Of Allegedly Having Sex With Dogs, Horses, Cow & Goat!!!

source:newsweek.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Iowa Man Arrested After Biting A Man’s Nose Off During A Fight!! (10/21/2020)

Nose Bit Off During Fight!!

Excerpt From Article:

During the fight, Ward punched a man and tackled him to the ground. The man was able to break free and ran, with the other person being attacked, to a residence at 1491 Bluff Street.

Officials said Ward threw two large rocks at the residence causing $350 damage to a window and threatened to kill the man’s family while yelling at him to come out and fight.

Another physical altercation occurred between Ward, Turner and the man, with Ward throwing punches and Turner wielding a long metal pole.

During this fight, officials said Ward bit most of the man’s nose off, which Ward later admitted to.
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OUCH!!! Hopefully the victim didn’t feel a thing because he was allegedly drunk at the time of this assault… We at humanfuckery.com wish the victim a speedy recovery..

Over the years we’ve seen similar fuckery like this happen, please fell free to visit the see also links below for similar incidents of fuckery…

see also:Woman Accused Of Biting Off Victim’s Nose And Swallowing It!!!

see also:Alaska Man Charged With Biting Off Part Of Friend’s Nose!!!

see also: Florida Man Arrested After Nearly Biting Off Cousin’s Nose Over Gas Money!!!

source:kcrg.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Police Say Man Fired Shots Into Memphis KFC Because His Order Was Wrong!!! (10/17/2020)

Man Shoots Up KFC Over Wrong Order!!

Here the fuck we go again…Another hangry fucktard who cannot peacefully resolve a fast food order discrpency without attempting to shoot someone!!

Folks we’ve seen our fair share of similar fuckery like this in the past, please feel free to visit the see also links below for more fuckery!

see also:Woman Fires Shot Into KFC Drive Thru Window After Not Receiving Fork And Napkin!!

see also: Florida Man Charged With Trying To Force KFC Employee To Reopen Restaurant At Gunpoint!!

see also:Florida Man Accused Of Punching And Pistol Whipping Woman Over KFC!!!

source:wkrn.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 70-Year-Old Pensacola Woman Shot Man 6 Times After He Denied Her Advances!!! (10/17/2020)

Damn Lady!! No Means No!!

Excerpt From Article:

The report states the man said Buschbaum tried to kiss him three days prior, but he denied her advances. He said she had also made other sexual advances towards him since he moved into a neighboring apartment, but he always denied.

According to the report, the man had been staying at a friend’s place across town since a tree fell on his apartment during Hurricane Sally. When he returned home on Sept. 25 to check on his property, Buschbaum asked him to stop over briefly — and he obliged.

The man says when he followed her to the backdoor and then turned away from her, Buschbaum shot him six times as he pleaded for her to stop, according to the report.
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NO FUKING MEANS NO LADY… Jeez.. We at humanfuckery.com wish this this man a speedy recovery!!

see also:Florida Woman Battered Boyfriend Who Refused To Perform Sex Acts!!

source:weartv.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Woman Battered Boyfriend Who Refused To Perform Sex Acts!! (10/15/2020)

Eat My Cat!!!

Excerpt From Article:

The victim claimed that the two had been arguing about Jordan smoking crack when she began yelling at him and demanding he perform oral sex. When he refused, she began “hitting and scratching him,” giving him “several small lacerations” which appeared to have been “caused by fingernails.”’

Pinellas County investigators spoke to a witness who corroborated the victim’s account of the altercation.

Jordan fled the house before police arrived and was found after a short search with the help of a K-9 unit. After she was apprehended, Jordan did not deny doing anything but claimed her boyfriend had choked her and she had acted in self defense.

The woman was charged with felony domestic battery and grand theft for allegedly swiping the man’s cellphone before she tried to flee. She is being held at Pinellas County jail on a $12,500 bond.
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Sheesh NO MEANS NO AND… CRACK IS WHACK!!! Whenever fuckery like this is in the news we immediately guess the woman who committed this crime is from Florida!! Feel free to view the see also links below for similar incidents of fuckery…

see also:Florida Woman Is Arrested Again For ‘Beating Up Her Boyfriend Because He Refused To Have Sex With Her’!!

see also:Florida Woman Attacked Boyfriend With Knife After Being Denied Sex!!

see also:Florida Woman Cuts Man’s Face After He Refuses To Have Sex With Her!!

see also: Montana Woman Charged With Using Machete To Force Ex-Boyfriend To Have Intercourse!!!

source:nydailynews.com

Fuckery We Missed: Woman Charged With Murder After Illegal Silicone Butt Injection!!!(10/15/2020)

Another Botched Butt Injection!!

Excerpt From Article:

Burnley went by the name “Jag Booty,” police said.

A friend told detectives she drove King to Dallas for the $1,000 procedure and met Burnley in a parking lot.

Burnley then drove King to her house where the procedure was performed, police said.

Detectives said they found messages between Burnley and King on King’s cell phone.

“Thank you so much. I made it (home),” King texted after the procedure.

“Yes baby lay down,” Burnley responded.

Several days later, King sent five photographs of her “grotesquely misshapen buttocks” covered in gauze and went to the hospital the following day, according to the arrest warrant.
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This fuckery AGAIN!!! Please ladies if you know the person who is doing your injection isn’t a real doctor PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT GET THE PROCEDURE DONE!!!!!!

Feel free to view the see also link below for more butt injection horror stories!!

see also: Woman Accused Of Performing Botched Buttocks Enhancement Procedure In Florida!!

see also:Fake Doctor Finally Arrested In Fatal Butt Injection!!!

see also:Woman Arrested For Fatally Botching Mom’s Butt Injection!!!

see also:2 Florida Women Accused Of Illegally Performing Butt Enhancements!!!

see also:Fake Doctor’s Butt Enlargement Procedure Nearly Kills Woman In Florida!!

source:nbcdfw.com

Fuckery We Missed: Arkansas Man Convicted For Killing Woman Over Incorrect Fast Food Order!! (10/4/2020)

Bitch You KNOW I Don’t Like Mayo!!

Excerpt From Article:

According to officials, when Crockett looked at his bag of fast-food on March 5, 2019, a neighbor heard him say, “B****, you know I don’t like mayonnaise on my hamburger.”

Police said Crockett shot Thomas three times and Aldridge once, killing her.

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Wow!! SMH all this fuckery over some DAMN MAYO!!! We guess enjoy the rest of your life in prison….DUMBASS!!

see also:Burger King Worker In Florida Shot, Killed After Order Takes Too Long!!

see also:Man Shot Into Arkansas Pizzeria After Getting Snubbed On Toppings!!

see also:Man Charged In Indiana Taco Bell Shooting, Employee Allegedly Shot Over Order Error!!!

see also:Checkers Employee Shoots Customer Upset Over Wrong Wing Order!!

source:thv11.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: N.J. Hypnotist Facing Sex Assault Charges For Allegedly Subjecting Clients To Prostate Exams!! (10/3/2020)

Bend Over!!!

You’re being hypnotized,You’re being hypnotized,You’re being hypnotized,You’re being hypnotized….Now that your deep in a trance Imma need you to drop your pants and let me check your prostate… MAN WTF!!!

see also: Lawyer Hypnotized Women Clients For Sexual Pleasure

see also: Video Of Lawyer Who Hypnotized Women For Sexual Pleasure

source:newyork.cbslocal.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Couple Reportedly Stabbed, Tied Up Rideshare Driver After He Made Advances!!(9/23/2020)

Crazy Honeymoney Night!!

SMH What a way to spend your honeymoon!!! It’s obvious that this “husband” is insecure, we highly doubt this driver was hitting on this woman who we might add looks like the real life version of the mucinex man from the commercial, nobody but this husband wants that…

see also:Newlyweds On Their Honeymoon Accused Of Kidnapping, Raping Woman!!!

source:fox5vegas.com

Today’s HumanFuckery (Update): Police Find Gun Concealed In Louisiana Man’s Ass During Arrest! (9/21/2020)

Gun Found In Man’s Ass During Arrest!!

Excerpt From Article:

During a pat down of Savoie, officers discovered a concealed handgun, marijuana, and a pipe used for smoking marijuana.

The officers also spotted a homemade “zip gun” on the floorboard of Savoie’s truck, which was parked with the door open, and found several additional firearms and homemade suppressors inside the truck after obtaining a search warrant.

While Savoie was undergoing a strip search during his processing into the Lafourche Parish sub-station, deputies found a small gun concealed in his buttocks.

The caliber and make of the gun has not been released.

(Updated 9/21/2020)The pistol is more than four inches long with a 2.5-inch barrel.

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(UPDATE 9/21/2020)Sentenced To A Five-Year Suspended Prison Sentence, Three Years Probation And An Order To Serve 90 Days In Jail

Is it crazy that there’s a crazier failed attempt at trying to hid a firearm from the police… Some lady from Missouri hid a piece in her CHOCHA (view the see also link below)!!!

see also:Woman Found With Gun Inside Of PUSSY During Strip Search Pleads Guilty!

see also: Pennsylvania Drug Dealer Hides 110 Heroin Bags In His ASS!!!

see also:Florida Man Denies Syringes Found In His ASS!!

see also:Authorities Finds Pipe, Three Bags Of Drugs, And A Box Inside Florida Woman’s Pussy!

see also: Man ‘Pulled A Bag Of Coke From His Penis’ During Strip Search In Police Station!!

source:wgno.com