Cops Called After Man’s Blunts Were Stolen!!
Not only did this thief steal this man’s weed, he also stole a cellphone and five dollars worth of quarters!!! People….if you have a cellphone install a find my phone app (i.e Find My Iphone or Find My Phone for Android) in case your phone is stolen… If this man would have had one of these apps installed he wouldn’t of had to get the police involved!!
see also:Chicago Man Shot And Killed For Not Sharing His Blunt!!!
Teacher Fired After Leading Third Graders In Nazi Salute!!
No excuse for this type of fuckery, especially when these kids couldn’t possibly know what they were doing was wrong!!
Deputy Arrested After Stealing And Using Suspect’s Credit Card
Fire this officer immediately!! There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!
Man’s Bodily Fluid Found In Soap Dispenser
One can only guess that the person who did this is a disgruntled janitor!! What a nasty fuck!!!
$51K Spent On Online Psychic
Think its time to switch up our format, we weren’t aware that there was this much money in being an online psychic!!!
Mentally Disabled Teen Used In Robberies
Wait, is the man on the left in this mugshot mentally disabled too?? The kid these two coached is 17 so the police are withholding his mugshot/info!
Another Cop Shooting
We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to this young man’s family and friends! We are truly at a loss for words…
15 Year Old Has Cops Baby!!!
Excerpt From Article:
The official complaint says DNA tests performed by the state police based on samples from Martinez, the girl and the child show that Martinez is the father. Authorities say Martinez allegedly admitted to being the child’s father and signed the child’s birth certificate, the station reports.
Martinez was arrested on Sept. 12 and has been suspended without pay.
Why the fuck is this officer not fired and not placed in jail with no bail!
see also:Police Officer From North Carolina Pleads Guilty To Impregnating 14 Year Old Girl!!!