Man Claims To Down Syndrome So Caretakers Would Bathe Him!
At a loss for words with this fuckery!!
source:abc15.com
Author: @humanf_uckery
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Man Calls 911 Over Free Whopper Coupon!!
Here we go again with people calling 911 for stupid shit!!! For more fucked up 911 calls feel free to view the see also links below!!
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source:cleveland19.com
Man Threatens Girlfriend, Stabs Cat 12 Times…. Meanwhile Child Fires AK-47
All this fuckery over this man being upset because he had to watch some kids while his girlfriend was at work!! SMH!! Unbelievable!!
source:click2houston.com
(Originally Posted 12/18/2016)
Man Uses Cheetos To Try And Burn Down Ex’s Home
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A Massachusetts man was recently convicted of malicious destruction of property after he attempted to burn down his ex-girlfriend’s home while she was still in it, using the bizarre combination of Cheetos and a propane tank.
According to the Taunton Gazette, an investigation revealed that Shemroy Williams tried to light his ex-girlfriend’s home on fire in five different locations and even wedged a propane tank next to the house while there was a fire burning on the back porch.
Reportedly, police located him roughly 100 yards from the home with two lighters in his pocket and an empty bag of Cheetos; according to investigators, Williams had attempted to accelerate the fire with Cheetos. It all seems like a terrible use of cheesy goodness — although it does give a whole new meaning to Flaming Hot Cheetos.
Williams was sentenced to serve two and half years in jail for his actions.
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How does this fuckery even work? This story makes me wanna run to the store and buy a bag of Cheetos and attempt to set them on fire just to see how they burn! This guy couldn’t think of anything else to use to start this fire? This maybe a strong candidate in the humanfuckery.com end of the year polls under the category of dumbest crime/criminal act!
source:time.com
Man Beat To Death With A Cane Over A Slice Of Pizza!!!
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The 65-year-old man who was beaten by a woman wielding a metal cane last week has died — and police say the fatal blows came during an argument over a slice of pizza.
The San Francisco Medical Examiner’s office identified the victim as Harvey Grosser, of San Francisco. His death is now being investigated as a homicide, said Mark Powning, an investigator for the medical examiner.
The incident occurred in the South of Market neighborhood on Sixth Street just before 1 a.m. on Sept. 6. Officers reviewed surveillance footage showing the unidentified woman hitting Grosser with the cane.
Police were still searching for the assailant Wednesday. The investigation is ongoing.
San Francisco Police Chief Bill Scott announced the death on Wednesday evening during the Police Commission meeting. Grosser’s family has been notified.
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We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to the ones who love this man!! It’s unbelievable that this man simply lost his life over a slice of pizza that maybe at most cost five bucks! Unbelievable!!!
(UPDATE 10/30/2018):Suspect Found And Arrested In This Incident Of Fuckery!!
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source:sfgate.com
JetBlue Passenger Has Epic Freak Out Over 1 Hour Flight Delay!!
An hour flight delay isn’t worthy of a freak out of this magnitude, you impatient fucktard!! You sir are the epitome of human fuckery, no doubt about it!!!
source:fox13news.com
Mom Steals Dying Daughter’s Pain Meds To Feed Her Addiction!!!
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A Missouri mother has confessed to stealing opioid painkillers intended for her terminally-ill daughter, and instead taking the drugs herself, according to police.
Medical workers caring for the dying 20-year-old woman called police Monday because they were worried the patient’s mother, Carol Ballweg, wasn’t giving her daughter the oxycodone and fentanyl prescribed to treat her pain, Troy police said in a press release Wednesday.
Those concerns were well-founded: A urine test on the dying patient from Sept. 7 revealed that there were “no signs of her prescribed medication in her system,” according to police.
Medical staff caring for the woman, who is in hospice care, decided to stop filling her prescription for the drugs, police said.
Police searched Ballweg’s home on Tuesday. She confessed that she has an opioid addiction, and admitted that she had been stealing her daughter’s oxycodone to consume herself, police said.
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Feed my addiction or watch my daughter who is terminally ill dwindle away before my eyes because I’m taking her pain pills.. To most of us who aren’t dealing with addiction the answer would be simple, we at humanfuckery.com aren’t taking this woman’s side by any means but if this woman wasn’t an addict we’re sure she would of done the right thing…
source:kansascity.com
Pennsylvania School Uses Blanks During Active Shooter Drill!!
Man the state of Pennsylvania keeps cranking out great idea after great idea for ways to be prepared for an active shooter! A few months back one superintendent thought of the great idea of arming students with rocks to throw at a active shooter and another school district wants to arm teachers with baseball bats to defend against the shooter!! Maybe this state is onto something… WHO KNOWS!!!
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source:wpxi.com
‘Yall Can’t Let Me Have No Fun’
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MEMPHIS, Tenn. — A self-fondler is off the streets after exposing himself in front of a Walgreens in South Memphis.
A woman contacted police after she saw Clayton Gamble, 31, outside the Walgreens on the 1800 block of South 3rd Street exposing himself.
Police said the woman was scared to exit the Walgreens store until police arrived.
As police arrested Gamble, he had a spontaneous utterance of “yall can’t let me have no fun.”
Gamble was charged with indecent exposer and is being held at 201 Poplar.
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Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!
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source:wreg.com
Man Attempts To ‘Buy’ Teen Girl From Her Parents!!
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A man is accused of trying to kidnap a 13-year-old girl in Boston on Sunday after he offered to “buy” her from her parents.
Police said they responded at 4:41 p.m. to a call for an attempted kidnapping in area of North and Congress streets near Faneuil Hall.
According to the police report Alfred Patterson, 27, of Raymond, New Hampshire, approached the family, pulled out a “significant bundle of money,” and offered to buy the teen saying, “I’m rich. How much to take her out?”
Prosecutors said Patterson was carrying nearly $11,000.
The child’s father intervened and Patterson fled the area, police said.
Officers said they found Patterson near 260 Washington St. and he was taken into custody.
At a court hearing Monday, Patterson’s attorney said he suffers from cognitive issues.
“It’s all exaggerated and blown out of proportion. It’s all lies. I never even grabbed her arm and there’s footage of it,” Patterson told WCVB by phone after he was bailed out Monday.
Police haven’t released surveillance footage of the encounter.
Patterson, who has a long criminal history in several states, was ordered not to return to Massachusetts.
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We wanna give a shot out to this teen’s father for keeping his cool and not murdering this fucktrard for his actions!! Unbelievable!!!
source:wcvb.com