Author: @humanf_uckery

Man Drove Stolen Car To Court To Face Stolen Car Charge!

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A Hartford man due in court to answer a charge of stealing a car apparently stole a car to get to court, police said.

Jonathan Rivera, 25, was at Superior Court in Hartford on Wednesday to answer a charge of first-degree larceny and tampering with a motor vehicle involving the theft of a car in Hartford on Feb. 17.As he waited to appear before a judge, Hartford Parking Authority agents scanning license plates for parking violators got a hit on a white 2014 Subaru Legacy parked near the courthouse. The license plates had been reported stolen and the car itself had been stolen from Newington because a key fob was left in it, police said.

Police kept an eye on the car, and when Rivera left court, got in and tried to drive away, they moved in and arrested him.

He was charged with second-degree larceny and taking a motor vehicle without the owner’s permission
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Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!!

source:courant.com

8 Year Old Boy Will Not Face Charges For Shooting Of 4 Year Old Sister!!!

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Home alone in a small town in northern Ohio, authorities said, an 8-year-old boy loaded a .22-caliber rifle and opened fire on his younger sister.

Prosecutors said that the boy called his mother Saturday morning to tell her that his 4-year-old sister had been shot. The mother, who had left the children alone to go to work on a horse farm near their home in Hayesville, returned home to check on the girl, washed her up and then went back to work, prosecutors said.

“She came home, cleaned up a bed cover with blood on it, examined the 4-year-old and was aware the 4-year-old was injured at the time,” Ashland County Prosecutor Christopher Tunnell said during a recent bond hearing.

Then, “despite that knowledge,” Tunnell said, the woman returned to work, “leaving the 8-year-old and the 4-year-old home alone yet again.”
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At a loss for words with this fuckery… The only thing we can hope for is that this woman gets a lengthy sentence for her stupidity…

source:washingtonpost.com

Greyhound Bus Stabbing In California!!

We commend all of those who stepped in to save this poor baby from possibly being killed!! In situations like this nowadays people tend to pull out their phones to record incidents of fuckery rather than attempting to intervene and possibly save someone’s life!!

source:kmph.com

Zombie Apocalypse Coming!!!

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PEORIA — A man who allegedly tried to ram a car into the Peoria airport’s terminal, then boarded an empty plane and then tried to steal a county deputy’s squad car said he was worried about an impending zombie apocalypse.

After a Peoria County grand jury on Tuesday indicted Justin T. Deemie, 27, of 1115 E. Elmhurst Ave. on charges of home invasion, residential burglary, possession of a stolen motor vehicle and criminal damage to government-supported property, prosecutor Steve Pattelli said Deemie had been under the influence of drugs early Feb. 17 when he began to worry about zombies at about 3 a.m.

The 2005 Ford Escape that Deemie is accused of stealing belonged to a woman in a neighboring apartment located in the 200 block of East Oak Cliff Court. Pattelli said Deemie broke into the apartment looking for keys to her vehicle so he could flee to Gen. Wayne A. Downing Peoria International Airport. Once at the airport, he tried to ram his way into the terminal. He then accessed a restricted and secured area, made his way onto the tarmac and onto a plane, the prosecutor said.

Once there, he realized the plane was empty and, whether it was fear of flying or zombies, he left the plane and ran toward a Peoria County sheriff’s deputy’s car, where he used a landscaping brick to break out the back window. The plan? To take the car and drive to Florida, Pattelli said.

The deputy was able to shut off his car remotely, and then he and others corralled Deemie after he tried to run away. Deemie was taken to a hospital afterward, but that had as much to do with the toxicity of the drugs in his body as any possible injuries he had suffered, the prosecutor said.

As a result of his misadventures, about a half dozen flights were delayed or canceled that day.

Deemie remains at the Peoria County Jail on $500,000 bond pending his arraignment on the charges Thursday morning. If convicted, he faces up to 30 years in prison.
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Willing to bet my left nut that the drug this man was tweaking on was meth…. Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:pjstar.com

Prescription Medical METH!!!

This woman’s actions are the epitome of human fuckery… We’re sure if somehow medical METH got legalized and existed nobody would want to live on this earth anymore.

source:kob.com

10 Year Old Arrested Again For Motor Vehicle Theft!!!

This young’n better chill before he becomes a career criminal,hopefully this young man shapes up before it’s too late!!

source:wesh.com

Boyfriend Stabbed With Samurai Sword Over Tinder App

This young lady probably should of just confronted her boyfriend about having tinder on his phone first before channeling her inner ninja!! We at humanfuckery.com would like to wish this young man a speedy recovery!!! For more fuckery involving swords feel free to view the see also links below!!

(UPDATE 3/13/2019):This Woman Was Sentenced To 19 Years In Prison!!

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source:kptv.com

4 Year Old In Harm’s Way During Bar Fight!!!

This fight is down right unfair and dirty.. These two lowlifes didn’t even give this man a chance to get his kid out of harm’s way before one of them sucker punches dude in the face.. Hopefully this man gets the child abuse charged dropped and hopefully this man has a speedy recovery…

source:kdvr.com

Men Chase Down Teen Car Thieves, Force Them In Trunk At Gunpoint, Drive Them To Cleveland Police Station!!!

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The incident began when the two teens stole a 2013 Chrysler 200 from Garfield Heights, according to police. The car belonged to the mother of one of the men who got arrested.

The trio tracked the car though a GPS locator inside the car, according to police. They caught up with the stolen car about 5 p.m. on Anita Kennedy Avenue and East 70th Street, police said.

The men got out of cars, pulled out guns and told the teens: “You stole the wrong car…,” according to police reports. Barnes then fired several gunshots into the car, police reports and court records say.

The teens sped off with the trio following in their cars, according to police. The teens hit several utility poles during the chase.

The teens jumped a curb on East 80th Street and Bessemer Avenue and crashed into a townhouse, causing extensive damage to both the home and the car, according to police reports. No one was inside the home at the time of the crash, police said.

Barnes and Ware then ordered the teens out of the car at gunpoint, according to police. They punched the two teens, knocking them to the ground, then stomped on them, according to police.

They ordered the teens at gunpoint to get in the trunk of one of the cars, police said. The teens complied and Ware and Beale drove the teens to the Fourth District headquarters, police said.

Ware and Beale were arrested at the police station. Barnes drove off and was later arrested near the scene of the crash, according to police.

Ware admitted to attacking the teens and Beale admitted to forcing them inside the trunk, according to police reports.
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If your end game was to turn these two teen carjackers in to the police why wouldn’t you just call the police and inform the law that you have the location of the vehicle and have the police arrest them? If you would of taken that approach instead of you three taking the law into your own hands you three wouldn’t be facing any charges…

source:cleveland.com

Charged With DUI Hit And Run!!!

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CAPE CORAL, Fla. — A Cape Coral woman is in jail on a DUI charge after police say she bought more wine after crashing in a Publix parking lot.

50-year-old Lisa Lehman is facing charges of DUI and Hit and Run.

According to Cape Coral Police, around 8am Sunday, a customer came out of the Publix on Cape Coral Parkway to find her parked vehicle damaged.

As the victim talked to police at the scene, Lehman arrived, placed a brown bag in her car, and identified herself as the driver of the car. She admitted that she had hit and damaged the victim’s car. Officers noted that Lehman was having balance issues and smelled of alcohol.

EMS checked Lehman and found no medical issues, and officers conducted a DUI investigation, during which she failed several sobriety tests, according to a police report.

Lehman was arrested and booked into the Lee County Jail.

A search of her vehicle revealed an empty Chardonnay bottle under a seat, and the brown bag contained a bottle of Moscato she had just purchased from Publix.
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Damn Lisa…. That bottle of Moscato that you had to have just probably cost you a bunch of money and time… Our advise for you Lisa is to hire a pretty good lawyer..

source:fox4now.com