Today’s HumanFuckery: Menards Shoplifter Escapes By Throwing Her Own Shit At Loss Prevention Associate !!!(2/17/2018)

Menards Shoplifter Escapes By Throwing Her Own Shit At Worker!!!

Due To Articles Length We’ve Decided To Repost:

Indianapolis Metropolitan Police are searching for a woman who escaped a shoplifting incident Tuesday using her own feces at a Menards on the city’s east side.

Police were dispatched around noon to the Menards at 7701 E. 42nd St, Indianapolis, according to IMPD.

Upon arrival, officers spoke with a Menards loss prevention officer, who witnessed a woman remove a video camera from its packaging and place the item in her personal bag.

According to police, the loss prevention officer stated when he tried to stop the woman from leaving the store, she “reached behind her and dug into her pants and pulled out a handful of feces and threw it at him, striking him on his chest.”

The woman immediately ran out the door and escaped, police said.

The stolen camera was eventually recovered.

Police have reviewed security camera footage, but the woman remains unidentified.
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Human fuckery at its finest folks!!!! All we wanna see is what this vile piece of shit looks like!!! As soon as we find a mugshot we’ll post this nasty bitch!!!

see also:Suspect Disrobes In Patrol Car, Spits His Own SHIT At Officers!!!

source:indystar.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Georgia Woman Arrested For Trying To Rip Off Boyfriend’s NUTS!!!! (2/17/2018)

Arrested For Attempting To Rip Boyfriend’s NUTS OFF!!!

Due To Articles Length We’ve Decided To Repost:

AUGUSTA, GA (WFXG) –
An Augusta woman was arrested Sunday night for reportedly attempting to tear off her boyfriend’s genitals.

At around 8:16 p.m. on Feb. 11, deputies responded to a home on Alden Drive for reports of a domestic situation. Deputies spoke with the victim, who told them that while he and his girlfriend, forty-seven-year-old Melinda Dillashaw were sitting around the house, he told her to start cleaning the house, which he says was fully covered in animal feces. He says that angered Dillashaw and she started a verbal altercation, which turned physical when she grabbed him by the genitals and attempted to rip them off.

Dillashaw told deputies the victim got mad at her for the state of the house, threw her on the ground, and tried to choke her. She says that’s when she grabbed him by the genitals and attempted to rip them off.

EMS arrived on the scene and treated the victim for bleeding coming from his genitals.

Dillashaw was placed under arrest for simple battery, family violence. While on the way to the jail, the arresting deputy says he heard her say “you’re damn right I was going to rip his nuts off.” When he asked her to repeat herself, she murmured under her breath.
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Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!! For more stories involving people attempting to break people’s dicks or balls off feel free to visit the see also links below!!

see also:Woman Killed Father-In-Law By Squeezing His NUTS Until They Burst!!!

see also:Woman From Botswana Bites Of Boyfriends Nutsack

see also:Woman Attempts To Break Husband’s Dick Off With Her Bare Hands!!

see also:Woman In India Blindfolds Man And Then CUTS Off His Dick!!! Her Motive… He Was Going To Marry Someone Else!!!

source:wbrc.com

Fuckery We Missed: Teen Snapchats That He Could ‘Beat’ Florida Shootings!! (2/17/2018)

Teen Snapchats That He Could ‘Beat’ Florida Shootings!!

What the hell is going on with these teens nowadays??? Right off the top of my head I can think of a handful of stories that are like this, one that stands prevalent in my mind is listed below in the see also links! These Kids need HELP ASAP!!!

see also:14 Year Old’s School Shooting Plot Thwarted In Pennsylvania!!

source:journal-news.com

#TBT Fuckery: Burglar Caught Beating His Meat During Robbery!! (2/15/2018)

#TBT Fuckery: Burglar Caught Beating His Meat During Robbery!!

(Story Originally Posted 9/8/2017)

We’ve seen our fair share of burglars who lost track of their agendas but this one ranks pretty high on the fuckery meter!! To view some of our favorite burglar stories please feel free to view the see also links below!!!

see also:Woman Catches Burglars Having Sex On Her Couch!!

see also:Burglar Caught Frying Chicken In Woman’s Home!!

see also:Burglar Drinks Whiskey, Eats Muffins And Falls Asleep Naked!!

see also:Accused Burglar Doesn’t Flush Toilet, Leaves DNA For Police!!