Today’s HumanFuckery: This Man’s Crazy Obituary! (2/11/2017)

This man’s family did him so wrong! Even if everything that was said rang true, this is the last thing that everyone will remember about poor Lesile. It’s great that the website took this obit down but various news outlets got wind of this fuckery and the obit is still circulating!!

source:wtsp.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Cambridge Student Burns £20 Note In Front Of Homeless Man!! (2/11/2017)

Cambridge Student Sets Fire To £20 In Front Of Homeless Man

This fuckery was done just to demoralize this homeless man. Ladies and gents out there we can only hope that karma strikes this young man hard, karma that possibly places this young man in this homeless man’s shoes one day! This young man’s actions got himself kicked out of Cambridge and he can only blame himself for that, I mean was it necessary to SnapChat this fuckery? It has become apparent that the new norm in our society is to record every deviant act and to also stream it to our “followers”. Our site is riddle with this type of material, sadly its never gonna end!!

Here is the homeless man’s reaction to the fuckery

source:mirror.co.uk

Fuckery Flashback: Let Me Smell Yo Dick!! (2/10/2017)

It seems fitting for this to be a Fuckery Flashback today due to this weekend being the weekend before Valentine’s Day, oh and with tax season upon us also!! Ladies, before you cough up any of your refund to your man attempt to catch him slippin after he has been out all night! Casually ask him if you could smell his dick, it may save you some money in the long run!!

Fuckery Flashback: Salvia Divinorum (2/10/2017)

After doing a little research it has come to my attention that this shit is still legal in some states!!! All we have to say is if your of legal age and in a state where salvia is still legal and your curious, proceed with caution! This shit can be crazy if you overdo it!!! (see video above) We at humanfuckery.com by no means are encouraging anyone to smoke salvia!!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman From Botswana Bites Off Boyfriends Nutsack!!! (2/9/2017)

Woman Bites Dudes Balls Off

All I wanna know is how she pulled this fuckery off? Only scenario I could possibly see is that after things cooled down maybe she gave him a blowjob and while she was down there she capitalized on her opportunity to strike! Humanfuckery.com would like to wish this man a speedy recovery and we would also like to offer this advice, get as far away as you can from this crazy bitch!!

source:dailymail.co.uk

Today’s HumanFuckery: Husband Saves Suicidal Wife By Grabbing Her Ponytail Before She Attempts To Plummet Off Of Building!!! (2/9/2017)

Husband Saves Wife Just In The Nick Of Time

What a save!!! We hope that this lady gets some sort of help for whatever demons she is facing! Ladies and gents out there if you are thinking of committing suicide, please dont and please attempt to get help!! You may not think your strong enough to keep going but you are and you can overcome those demons!!

source:shanghaiist.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Bangladesh Family Arrested For Fake Dick Scam!! (2/8/2017)

Family Claimed Genie Preformed Sex Change On Daughter

This family just seemed like they got bored with the humdrum of everyday life in Bangladesh, so they decided to make a few bucks by running this genie scam. According to the article people in Bangladesh believe in genies.

source:.thehindu.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 10 Year Old Autistic Girl Found Locked In Cage!!! (2/8/2017)

Couple Had Been Using The Cage For The Last Three To Four Years!!!!

Quote: “they were able to control the child better by locking her up.” What is shocking in this case is that they are trying to claim that Department of Children’s Services had been to the home several times and was aware of the cage.. That previous statement is the epitome of fuckery!!! You mean to tell me that child protective service knew about this cage and did nothing about it.. These two need to stop their lying!

(UPDATE 1/12/2019):This Couple Has Been Sentenced To Probation!!

source:wjhl.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Cheetos That “Look” Like Harambe the Gorilla Invade eBay!! (2/7/2017)

People Can’t Be SERIOUS

At a loss for words with this fuckery! I honestly thought this was a joke until I actually made my way over to eBay and viewed all types of crazy listings for single Cheetos that allegedly resemble Harambe! Check out the eBay link below to view the fuckery!

Harambe The Gorilla Cheeto Rare And One Of A Kind

source:cnbc.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Shot Boyfriend Over Cold Taco!!! (2/7/2017)

Boyfriend Shot Over Cold Taco

I honestly dont know how many stories we have covered that involved food and gun play.. Off the top of my head here are a few food items people got shot over or had a firearm drawn on them over: a taco, a grilled cheese sandwich, a chili dog, and chicken wings!!

source:abc13.com