Today’s HumanFuckery: 4 Year Old Girl Accidentally Shoots Herself And Her Mother In the Head (11/14/2016)

Why the fuck is a gun just chilling on a night stand instead of in a lock box or a safe, especially if you have kids around??? humanfuckery.com hopes both parties involved will survive this unfortunate accident!

source:huffingtonpost.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Mother Kicks 8 Year Old Out Of House For Voting For Trump In A School Election! (11/14/2016)

At a loss for words with this fuckery…

Today’s HumanFuckery: L.A. Teacher Caught Telling Kids That Their Parents Will Be Deported!! (11/13/2016)

Teacher Caught Telling Kids Their Parents Will Be Deported!!

This substitute gave zero shits that day! This teacher went on this tangent because the kids wouldn’t listen but everyone knows that when you have a sub in your class kids always tend to act up and not give a fuck!!

source:losangeles.cbslocal.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Gets Chopstick Stuck In His Dick!!! (11/12/2016)

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Man Gets Chopstick Stuck In Dick

This fuckery speaks for itself! We at humanfuckery.com wish this man a speedy recovery!!!

source:dailystar.co.uk

Today’s HumanFuckery: Mom Claims That She Beat The Flu By Drinking Cum Smoothies!!! (11/12/2016)

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Ladies Secret Elixir Is A Cum Smoothie !!

We go from a post about a bleach elixir to a post about cum smoothies as a health remedy??? Everyone is willing to take some sort of cockamamie concoction to get well, what happened to rest and taking regular cold and flu pills?

see also :Bring Your Cum To Cook With In This Cooking Class

source:nypost.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Parents Attempt To Cure Autism By Using Bleach? (11/12/2016)

This lady who is claiming that this is true is nothing more than a charlatan peddling a bleach elixir!! I understand that it must be hard seeing your kid struggle with such a disease but never should anyone start giving your kid bleach to drink or giving your kid a bleach enema! This fuckery is unbelievable!!!

source:abc7.com

Fuckery Flashback (11/11/2016)

Rappin’ for Jesus A.K.A. Jesus is my N*GGA!!! I bet this ”pastor” could out rap some of these so called rappers out today.

Next up we have IceJJFish’s video On The Floor. This video some how managed to get almost 53 million views in about a 2 year period.. I can make it through about half of this video before my ears cant take anymore of it, how long can your ears endure?


It’s so cold in the D! How the fuck do we ‘sposed to keep peace? What’s all on a n*gga’s mind? Murkin’ and doin’ time!!! Detroit stand up!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Japanese Cops Arrest ”Foot Licker” (11/10/2016)

”Foot Licker” Arrested

Yes, ladies and gents you read that headline correctly! This fuckery speaks for itself!!!

source:www.japantimes.co.jp

Today’s HumanFuckery: 19 Year Old College Student Throws Her Newborn Baby In The Trash (11/10/2016)

Thank god this baby was found alive and in stable condition! I commend this station for including information on Daniel’s Law in their coverage of this deplorable act, hopefully with this information being included in this newscast it can save a baby’s life!

see also: Teen Throws Newborn Baby OUT Second Story Window!!!

source:wltx.com

Today’s Humanfuckery: Introducing The New President…. Donald Trump (11/9/2016)

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Well… I’m sure a lot of us out there are blindsided by Trump’s victory.. Some of us out there may have had a plan b if the unthinkable happened. NPR reports that Canada’s Immigration website was down for hours during the election, this spike in traffic is no coincidence. For those who aren’t looking to relocate to another country, sit back,try and relax,and watch all the carnage unfold!

source:npr.org photo:snopes.com