Author: @humanf_uckery

CU in the NT Ad Campaign

I’ve seen this story floating around the net these past couple days and today my curiosity and the need for some sort of levity going into this Election Day got the best of me! In this clever allusion we all know what this ad is alluding but most of us stateside may not know what the NT in the ad stands for (Northern Territory which is located in Australia)! For more information on this witty ad campaign go ahead and check out the link above. For official CU in the NT merchandise check out their Official Facebook Page!

sources:huffingtonpost.com image:abc.net.au

Is this woman a modern day Houdini or did the authorities drop the ball on this one? There are a few things that I question: (1) Was she originally cuffed behind her back? (2) Why does it look like she still had her purse on her after she was detained? Anyways,on top of the arson charge you can go ahead and tack on fleeing an officer charge, grand theft auto, ect..ect…

See Also: Man Steals Cop Car And Streams It On Facebook!!

Man’s Version Of Story

Woman’s Version Of Story

I decided to go with “person” in the headline instead of giving the gender because I’ve read two different stories from two different sources and I’m uncertain on which one is accurate. I feel as if in this situation a woman would take a different approach than trying to rappel down a building like they do in the movies to retrieve this drone! I Could see this person humming the Mission Impossible theme in the process of this act. Nevertheless, we at humanfuckery.com wish this person all the best and a speedy recovery!

sources:nypost.com www.nydailynews.com

18 Year Old Charged With Murder After Attack Grandma Over Beer

This boy was probably fighting his grandma over a case of Natural Ice. I know that when I was his age I would go for any beer that would get me fucked up the quickest, who gives a shit about taste.. We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to this family, I can only imagine how much they are going through with this fuckery!

source:jacksonville.com

Honestly if this band would’ve released this song a months ago versus releasing this song 5 days before the actual election they probably would’ve easily had a millions views!! I’m not doubting their ability to do so, this shit will only get bigger and bigger. With all that being said check out this video!

Couple Overdose At Gas Station While Kids Are In Backseat

This heroin shit is getting way out of hand! I hope these kids get placed in a nurturing and stable environment that isn’t gonna stunt their growth versus staying with these two where they are in great danger!

source:pittsburgh.cbslocal.com

Officer Attempts To Feed Homeless Person A Shit Sandwich

Excerpt From Article:

The alleged incident occurred in May, when Officer Matthew Luckhurst, a five-year veteran of the department, bragged to a fellow officer that “he had picked up some feces, placed it in a slice of bread, and put it in a Styrofoam container next to the unknown homeless male,” according to a press release from the chief’s office. “The officer reported that he told Luckhurst to go back and throw it away. The officer said he saw Luckhurst go back and he assumed that Luckhurst discarded the container.”
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Yes, ladies and gents you read that headline correctly!! I’m glad that his fellow officers did the right thing and turned this piece of shit in (no pun intended)!! Check the link above for more information on this vile act!!

source:mysanantonio.com

On this date 8 years ago Barack Obama became America’s first black president elect! If you followed this presidential race I’m sure you probably heard these two tracks numerous times, I’m also sure a lot of you have forgotten both of these tracks…

This is why I’m bringing you this flashback..

Attack your Friday as if you were a honey badger, devour every snake in your path!!!

Taco Bell Employee Gives Customer A Beat Down

This employee did what everyone who has ever worked in any service industry wished they could do to a customer who is rude,unruly, or just down right disrespectful! Duane Massie pulled some gangsta shit by clocking out and proceeding to put hands on this customer..

see also:Son Knocks Mom Unconscious With Hockey Stick For Not Letting Him Get Taco Bell!!

source:ksl.com