Fuckery We Missed: Businessman Stripped Naked And Simulated Sex With BMW At Side Of Busy A-Road!!! (2/6/2019)

Man Strips Naked, Simulates Sex With BMW!!

Excerpt From Article:

A businessman stripped naked and simulated sex with a BMW at the side of a busy dual carriageway.

Michael Jameson, 37, of Islington, London, ended up in court over the “bizarre” incident following car crash on the A55 in Holywell, North Wales.

He removed all his clothes and pretended to have sex with one of the BMW’s wheels, magistrates heard.

Jameson admitted outraging public decency by removing all his clothing and simulating an act of sexual intercourse. He also pleaded guilty to dangerous driving.

Prosecutor Robert Blakemore said motorist David Jones had been driving a BMW X5 at 60mph on the A55, with his wife Susan as passenger, when they saw Jameson driving closely behind them in another BMW.

The couple feared a collision and after a number of minutes there was a bump.

Mr Jones turned off the A55 along a slip road and pulled in a lay-by.

Mr Blakemore said the other BMW approached slowly and began shunting Mr Jones’s vehicle with Mrs Jones still inside, causing £1,689 damage.
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This article states that this man was forced to take a toxicology screening and the report came back that this man wasn’t under the influence of alcohol or drugs which is shocking! This man must of had some sort of mental break down to pull fuckery like this!!

see also:The Man Who Fucked A Van!!

see also:Police Use Stun Gun On Man After He Attempts Sex With Tailpipe Of Car!!

source:mirror.co.uk

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