Man Tells Police He Fucks Pool Floats Instead Of Raping Women!!!
Excerpt From Article:
On Thursday morning at approximately 1:25 a.m., police stopped a suspicious person who had a large garbage bag full of deflated pool floats.
Christopher William Monnin, 35, admitted to stealing the pool floats, and recently a bacon-shaped one because he has sex with them, the report said.
“Defendant stated that he sexually gratifies himself with the floats and does this instead of raping women,” the officer said.
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At a loss for words with this fuckery…
source:sebastiandaily.com
