Fuckery We Missed: Florida Woman Brings Meth Into Court, Tells Deputy It’s Makeup!! (11/9/2019)! (11/9/2019!

It’s Not Meth, It’s Make Up!!

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According to the report, Schrider asked Lilly to empty her pockets. When she pulled out a plastic baggie, she said it was makeup used for skin treatment, the report states, but Schrider thought the substance might be narcotics. Detectives tested the substance and it tested positive for methamphetamine and weighed 1.44 grams, according to the FCSO.

Like we always say ladies and gentleman: DONT DO METH!!!

see also:Woman Tells Police Meth Shards Found In Purse Are ‘Healing Crystals’!!!

see also:Pennsylvania Man Reportedly Tells Cops ‘I’ve Been Doing Meth And Masturbating All Day, And It Feels Great!!

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see also:‘I Know It Looks Like A Meth Lab, But It’s Really Not,’ Lincoln County Suspect Tells Deputies!!


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