Fuckery We Missed: Man Accused Of Rubbing Produce On His ASS At Northern Virginia Grocery Store!!! (9/19/2018)

Man Rubs ASS On Produce At Grocery Store

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

A man was arrested at a Northern Virginia grocery store after allegedly dropping his pants and rubbing produce on his backside.

Police were called to a Giant Food grocery store in Manassas, Virginia, on Saturday after a witness reported seeing a man picking fruit off of the shelf, rubbing it on his butt and putting the fruit back on the shelf.

Manassas City Police Department charged Michael Dwayne Johnson, 27, with destruction of property and indecent exposure.

The Giant store had to destroy several pallets of produce in fear of contamination, police said.

Senior Police Officer Charles Sharp told USA TODAY he does not believe the incident was mental health related. At the time, Johnson was with another person at the grocery store who was not charged, Sharp said.
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We actually came across this fuckery the other day and elected not to post this new story until we were able to track down a mugshot of this fucktard… We’re sure that if everyone could ask this man one question it would simply be why?

source:usatoday.com

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