Fuckery We Missed: Man Asks Clerk About Stealing Beer; Steals Beer And Lands Himself In Jail!!! (4/16/2018)

Man Asks Clerk About Stealing Beer; Steals Beer And Lands Himself In Jail!!!

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SEBASTIAN, Fla. (AP) — A Florida man asked the store clerk, “What would happen if I stole some beer?”

Police say Christopher Maxwell soon found out.

Sebastian police told TCPalm.com the 33-year-old Maxwell entered a convenience store at 2:30 a.m. Friday but was told he couldn’t buy beer because alcohol sales are banned in the city between 1 and 7 a.m. In response to Maxwell’s question, the clerk replied she would call 911. Maxwell still grabbed two 18-packs of Bud Light and left. The clerk did as she said.

Police found Maxwell nearby with an 18-pack in each hand. Officers said he struggled when they tried to arrest him. He remained jailed Sunday on charges of petty theft and battery on a police officer. Records don’t show if he has an attorney.
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You have no one to be mad at but yourself in this incident of fuckery!! Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!!

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source:tcpalm.com

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