Fuckery We Missed: Man Calls 911 To Report Stolen Weed, Winds Up Getting Arrested Instead!! (11/11/2019)

Man Calls 911 Because His Weed Was Stolen!!

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

A 21-year-old man is accused of calling 911 after his marijuana had allegedly been stolen while at a gas station.

According to the Dekalb County Sheriff’s Office, dispatchers received the bizarre call last week.

Officers from the local police department, along with deputies, responded to the scene where they met Dante Bellamoli.

Upon further investigation, they found him to be in possession of cocaine and drug paraphernalia.

“It probably wasn’t the best decision for this individual to choose to report stolen marijuana, but we were happy to investigate it for him,” said Sheriff Nick Weldon in a press release.

Bellamoli was arrested and is now charged with possession of a controlled substance and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Two things in this incident of fuckery: (1).You’ve gotta be a certain type of stupid if you elect to call 911 to report your weed was stolen (this guy isn’t the only one to do this fuckery view the see also below) and (2) knowingly calling the authorities when you are in possession of other drugs besides the weed you reported stolen makes this man the epitome of human fuckery!!

see also: Florida Man Calls 911 Several Times To Report Roommate ‘Stole His Weed’!!!


By @humanf_uckery

"The World Is Filled With Fuckery!!! Please Feel Free To Share It Here!!!"