Fuckery We Missed: Man Found With Meth Says He Fled From Alabama Deputies Because He Was In Hurry To Feed Hogs!! (4/22/2019)

Gotta Go Feed My Hogs!!!!

Excerpt From Article:

Gary Wayne Rowell, 47, was approached by sheriff’s deputies on April 11 after they saw him parked in the middle of Martling Road. When deputies approached the car, Rowell fled on foot to an open field.

“When deputies finally made contact with Mr. Rowell he stated the reason he ran was because ‘he was in a hurry to feed and water his hogs,’” Guthrie said.

An undetermined amount of crystal meth was found on Rowell’s person
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We said it before and we’ll say it again… Ladies and Gentlemen… DON’T DO METH!!!

see also:Woman Tells Police Meth Shards Found In Purse Are ‘Healing Crystals’!!!

see also: Man Accused Of Lending Car To Friend In Exchange For Meth, Then Reporting Carjacking!!!

see also: Pennsylvania Man Reportedly Tells Cops ‘I’ve Been Doing Meth And Masturbating All Day, And It Feels Great!!

source:al.com

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