Fuckery We Missed: Man Says Ariana Grande Told Him To Cut Power Lines To Keep KGB From Spreading Toxins!!! (824/2019)

Ariana Grande Told Me To!!

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Botteron then allegedly cut power lines from a power pole and inside a power meter box in the 6400 block of Santa Fe Trail. That is where deputies found him, still cutting lines, the statement said.

Botteron told deputies that he worked for the U.S. government and that he was disabling the boxes to prevent Russian KGB agents from poisoning the U.S. with nuclear toxins transferred through the power lines, the statement said.

He also reportedly said Grammy Award-winning recording artist Ariana Grande told him to do it and that he worked with the U.S. military.
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Welp, at least this fucktard didn’t blame his fuckery on Taylor Swift like the other fucktards in our previous post…

see also:Texas Man Accused Of Burning Historic Building Monday Claimed He Was Taylor Swift!!!

see also:Man Claims Taylor Swift Told Him To Stab People!!!

source:bellinghamherald.com

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