Humanfuckery.com End Of Year Awards/Polls

Humanfuckery.com officially turns 1 today (9/5/2017)!!! To celebrate this fuckery filled year we will be polling our visitors in different categories such as mugshot of the year, fuckery involving food, parent/ parents of the year, ect. ect. Polls will be open until Thanksgiving day so vote as often as you like!!! For more info on the stories you are voting on see the links below the polls!!

Option 1: Botched CarJacking!!!

Option 2:Potential Mugshot Of The Year!!!

Option 3: This Guy’s Mugshot After Being Arrested For DUI!!

Option 4:DUI Driver Had Unrestrained Child In Car

Option 5:Man High On Meth And In Black Face Running Wild In Texas!!

Option 6:Check Out This Man’s Mugshot!!!

Option 1:Alabama Man Beat Brother With Baseball Bat Over Taco Bell

Option 2:Taco Bell Employee Throws Hot Grease On Coworker!!!

Option 3:Woman Offers Undercover Officer A Blowjob For 2 Soft Tacos From Taco Bell!!!

Option 4: Woman Short A Chicken Nugget At Jack In The Box Pulls Gun On Workers!!

Option 5: Florida Prostitute Offers Undercover Cop A Blowjob For $25 And MCnuggets!!

Option 6:Man Attempts To Pay Hooker With Quarter Pounder With Cheese Value Meal From Mcds

Option 7:Mcds Drive-Thru Passenger Pulls Out Replica AR-15 Rifle Because The Ice Cream machine Wasn’t Working!!!

Option 8: Female Fast Food Worked Accused Of Putting Menstrual Blood In Hamburger

Option 1: Man Accused Of Sexually Assaulting A Chicken!!!!

Option 2: Man Sexually Assaults Pit Bull Over 100 Times!!

Option 3:Man In Puerto Rico Bites Off Head Of Girlfriend’s Chihuahua!!

Option 4:Chinese Man Arrested For Capturing Up 500 Cats He Planned To Sell To Restaurants!!

Option 5: Pennsylvania Man Admitted To Fucking Miniature Horse ”Several Times” Avoids Jail!!

Option 6:Fifteen Teens Treated For Rabies After Gang Raping A Donkey!!!!

Option 7:Arizona Man Accused Of Fucking Horse!!!

Option 8:Dog With Swastika Painted On Its Head Shows Up On Neighbor’s Doorstep!!

Option 1:Man Arrested After Pissing On Family Of 3 During Metallica Concert!!!

Option 2: Man Who Pissed On Sneakers At Wal-Mart!!!

Option 3: Man Breaks In Woman’s Home, Pisses On Her Bed And Steals Her Sex Toys!!! After Only One Date!

Option 4:Man Claims Casino Kicked Him Out For Shitting His Pants!!!

Option 5:Man Said The “Holy Spirit” Told Him To Take A Shit In A Church!!

Option 6: Suspect Disrobes In Patrol Car, Spits His Own SHIT At Officers!!

Option 7: Mother Accused Of Injecting Shit (feces) Into Son’s IV! Her Son Has Leukemi

Option 8:San Antonio Officer Attempts To Feed Homeless Person A Shit Sandwich!!!

Option 9: Woman Sets Boyfriend On Fire, Dumps Urine On Him To Extinguish The Fire!!!

Option 1: ”Million Dollar Ho” Arrested In Prostitution Sting In Florida

Option 2:Prostitution Sting Ends With Officer Being Attacked By A Sword!!!

Option 3:Backpage Prostitute Solicits Officer For Cash And NACHOS!!

Option 4:Owners Of Massage Parlor Accused Of Running A Prostitution Ring After Hundreds Of Condoms Clog Pipes!!!

Option 5:Pennsylvania Man Threatens Divorce If Wife Stops Working As Prostitute!!!

Option 6:Florida Prostitute Offers Undercover Cop A Blowjob For $25 And MCnuggets!!

Option 7:Man Attempts To Pay Hooker With Quarter Pounder With Cheese Value Meal From Mcds

Option 8:Woman Offers Undercover Officer A Blowjob For 2 Soft Tacos From Taco Bell!!!

Option 1: Man Robs Jack In The Box Restaurant… Man Then Returns Later For A Job Application!!

Option 2:Robbery Suspect Returns To Buy Cigar At California Convenience Store Just Hours After Robbery!

Option 3:Car Theft Suspect Pulls Over To Watch Eclipse, Gets Arrested!!!

Option 4:Burglar Caught Frying Chicken In Woman’s Home!!

Option 5:Accused Burglar Doesn’t Flush Toilet, Leaves DNA For Police!!

Option 6:Burglar Drinks Whiskey, Eats Muffins And Falls Asleep Naked!!!

Option 7: Woman Catches Burglars Having Sex On Her Couch

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