Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man Stole Ambulance Because He Needed A Car!!! (9/11/2018)

Florida Man Steals Ambulance After Checking Out Of Hospital!!

Here we go again with folks stealing ambulances.. SMH.. Wait a minute… WTF is that growing off this man’s face????
For more fuckery involving fucktards stealing ambulances please feel free to view the see also links below!!

see also:Kentucky Woman Steals Ambulance Because She Was Tired Of Waiting!!!

see also:Arizona Man Claims To Have Stolen Ambulance Because It Was Too Hot To Walk!!

see also:Florida Man Steals Ambulance Because He Was Sick Of Waiting To Be Seen By Doctor!!

see also:83 Year Old Man Steals Ambulance After Checking Out Of Hospital!!

source:nbcmiami.com

Fuckery We Missed: New York Man Charged In 10 Burglaries While Wearing GPS Ankle Bracelet!!! (9/11/2018)

Smartest Criminal In The WORLD!!! Man Commits 10 Robberies While Wearing GPS Bracelet!!

It’s truly unbelievable that some folks are this stupid… Sadly, this isn’t the first time we’ve seen incidents of fuckery that are comparable!!!

see also:Man Robs Home While Wearing GPS Ankle Bracelet!!!

see also:Parolee Allegedly Robs Subway; Ankle Bracelet Alerts Authorities!!!

source:longisland.news12.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Massachusetts Man Buried Dog Alive Because It Didn’t Get Along With Kitten!!! (9/11/208)

Mass. Man Buried Dog Alive Because It Didn’t Get Along With Kitten!

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

A Massachusetts man was reportedly arrested on Sunday after he allegedly buried an 18-year-old dog alive because it didn’t get along with his cat.

Richard Piquard, 24, of Whitinsville, buried “Chico,” a Shih Tzu dog, behind his home while he was still alive, Northbridge Police Chief Walter Warchol told the Telegram & Gazette.

“Even in my 41 years here, I’ve never seen anything like it,” Warchol said. “We’ve seen other forms of animal cruelty. Burying something alive is a little beyond the reach.”

Piquard reportedly had the dog for 18 months after his former girlfriend could no longer keep him in her apartment.

Kaylee Belanger, the woman who found Chico buried alive, wrote on Facebook that Piquard texted her on Sunday around 11 a.m. that the dog “passed away last night.” Belanger said that just a day prior, Piquard was showing off his new kitten to her.

She claimed she found Chico buried alive in dirt and underneath a rock.

“He yelped in pain, dirt in every part of him,” Belanger wrote. “He felt flat like a pancake from the rock weighing him down the hole.”

The dog was rushed to a veterinary hospital, where he was euthanized, police told the newspaper.

Piquard was reportedly charged with one count of animal cruelty and was released on $1,000 bail.
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Wow… What fucktard doesn’t know that there’s a possibility that a cat and a dog may not possibly get a long?? You should be locked up for your stupidity sir! We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to the ones who loved this poor dog!!

source:foxnews.com

Fuckery We Missed: Manager Of Checkers Accused Of Throwing Hot Grease On Customers!! (9/10/2018)

Manager Of Checkers Throws Hot Grease At Customers!!!

Look… How hard is it for the employees of this Checkers to admit that they’ve mad a simple mistake and fix the food? Personally I hate when employees act as if they’re giving away their own personal food or that their fuck up is coming out of their personal checks.. Just fix the error!!! Catching an assault charge for throwing hot grease on customers over your fuck isn’t worth it you fucktard!!!

see also:Taco Bell Employee Throws Hot Grease On Coworker!!

source:philadelphia.cbslocal.com

Fuckery We Missed: 2 Disturbing Videos Showing Babysitters Abusing 8 Year Old Boy With Down Syndrome!!! (9/9/2018)

Teen Babysitters Force 8 Year Old Boy With Down Syndrome To Smoke Weed!!

Unbelievable!!! These two fucktards deserve every single charge they’re facing, especially since they did this to a disabled kid!!

see also:Babysitters Arrest For Putting Crying Baby In Refrigerator!! Girls Posted Video To Snapchat!!!

see also:2 Arrested For Letting 3 Kids Smoke Weed!!!

source:krqe.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Claims He Put Toddler In Trunk Because He Was Conducting Social Experiment In Hopes Of Becoming A ‘Internet Sensation’!!! (9/8/2018)

Man Places Toddler In Trunk In Hopes Of Becoming Viral!!

Excerpt From Article:

According to police, witnesses said the car was parked in the fire lane in the parking lot at Panera Bread, 4244 N. Harlem Ave. At 3:15 p.m., police said Matlak was seen grabbing a toddler by the hand and walking him to a 2004 gray Audi A6 sedan, telling the boy that he was being bad and that he would punish him by putting him in the trunk. Police said the boy was put into the trunk, and then Matlak then slammed the trunk shut, got into the driver’s seat of the car and drove away through the parking lot.

Police said Matlak then walked out of the restaurant. Approached by police, he unlocked his car and showed police there was no boy inside. He told police he had returned to Panera because he was hungry and wanted to get food and stop by the Harlem Irving Plaza. He said the boy was home with his wife, who is the boy’s mother.

He told police he was conducting a “social experiment” to see how people would react to him placing a toddler in the trunk and driving off. He told police he first went to the Kmart and Petco store parking lots nearby, but that no one at those locations reacted to the stunt so he decided to try Panera. Matlak said he hoped to establish a YouTube channel to become “an internet sensation,” according to the report.

When the officer suggested that the action was irresponsible, he said Matlak added that getting arrested was a possible outcome of running this social experiment, the report stated.
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It seems as if everyone’s goal nowadays is to become some sort of celebrity online, we honestly want to know why?? Eventually that fame is short lived and to stay relevant so called internet starts retort to extremes like what this fucktard did in attempt to go “viral”.. It’s crazy how some folks in this society value views and likes!!! We at humanfuckery.com hope that this man isn’t let off easy for this fuckery!

source:chicagotribune.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Plans To Die In Fire Until He Discovers Fire Is Hot!! (9/8/2018)

Fire Is Hot???

Thank god no one was injured in this fire.. There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:wspa.com

#TBT Fuckery: Chargers Security Guard Scratching His Dangus!!! (9/6/2018)

#TBT Fuckery: Chargers Security Guard Scratching His Dangus!!

(Originally Posted 12/21/2016)

I’m sure that a lot of you may have already witnessed this fuckery by scrolling through your timelines yesterday. Well, in the clip above we learn this security guards fate… Below if you haven’t seen the uncensored version of this it is posted below. Warning:viewer discretion is advised.

Bonus clip Bills Mafia throws dildo on field

source:nbcsandiego.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Russian Teen Uses Chainsaw To Saw Off Own Head After Losing At Video Game!!! (9/6/2018)

Computer Game Obsessed Russian Teen Chops Of Head With Chainsaw After Losing!!!

Excerpt From Article:

According to reports Pavel Mateev, 15, went into his yard yesterday morning before he “switched on a chainsaw and sawed off his own head.”

Russian media cited local sources saying that he was addicted to a computer game that his single mother had bought for him.

State owned Russian television channel NTV reported: “A teenager from Tomsk region committed suicide after he lost a computer game.”

It is unclear what computer game he was playing, but a female source said Pavel spent hours at his computer and that his “nerves gave in after a game”.

The local office of the Russian Investigative Committee gave no further details on Pavel’s case except to confirm a criminal case had been opened into incitement to suicide.
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We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to the ones who love this child.. We are truly sorry for your loss!

source:thesun.co.uk

Today’s HumanFuckery: Police Arrest Man For Sexually Assaulting Beaver In A Park In Washington!!! (9/5/2018)

Man Possibly High On Meth Sexually Assaults Dead Beaver!!!

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

KENNEWICK, Wash.– A man has been arrested for animal cruelty after a woman said she witnessed him sexually assaulting a beaver in Columbia Park late Monday night.

The woman said she saw someone run the animal over with a car and then tried to help it by wrapping it in a towel before going home to get a container to put it in.

The woman claims she returned to the site about 30 minutes later and found a man on top of the beaver with his pants unzipped.

The witness then called police to report the incident.

When officers arrived, they arrested 35-year old Richard Delp, who was also found to be in possession of suspected methamphetamine.

He is facing charges of animal cruelty and possession of a methamphetamine.

The witness said the beaver did not survive.
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Bet this man would blame this sexual assault on possibly being high on meth, regardless this man’s actions is the epitome of human fuckery!! We will update this post when we obtain a mugshot of this vile fucktard!

source:yaktrinews.com