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Man Takes Cab To And From Bank Robbery!!

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A man in Indiana who apparently needed a ride decided to take a cab to and from the bank he robbed, police claimed.

Derrick Faria, 19, was arrested on Thursday less than an hour after he allegedly robbed a Fifth Third Bank in Evansville, the Evansville Courier & Press reported.

Faria reportedly ordered a taxi cab at home before taking it to the bank, where Evansville Police said he gave the bank teller a note that read: “this is a robbery give me all your money.” Faria reportedly did not have a weapon.

The man then allegedly took the cab back home and paid the driver $20 from the money he stole.

Authorities recovered all the money stolen during the robbery except the $14 cab fare and $6 tip.

Investigators, according to the newspaper, found “paraphernalia used to ingest synthetic drugs” in Faria’s home after they executed a search warrant.

Faria is being charged with possession of drug paraphernalia and robbery, and is being held at the Vanderburgh County Jail.

Evansville is in Southern Indiana, a couple hours southwest of Louisville.
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Human fuckery at it’s finest folks!!!

see also:Mom Leaves Young Daughter In Taxi As She Robs Bank!!!

source:foxnews.com

Man Attempts To Attack Pokemon Go Players With Tire Iron!!!

Who actually knew people still played Pokemon Go??? In this incident of fuckery we’re glad that no one was harmed!!!

see also:6 Year Old Girl Uses Sleeping Mom’s Fingerprints To Buy Pokemon Gifts Off Of Amazon!!

see also:Argument Over Magic The Gathering Card Game Leads To Stabbing!!

source:katu.com

Man Goes On Rampage, Destroys Police Department Lobby In Wisconsin!!

Hypothetically speaking…. We wonder if this guy happened to be a person of color and pulled this fuckery would he have gotten shot?

Man Destroys Police Department Lobby!!!

see also:Drunk Utah Man Uses Empty Bottle Of Vodka To Break Into Police Department To Meditate Until Cops Arrive!!

source:fox6now.com

9 Year Old Brother Fatally Shot 13 Year Old Sister In Head Over Video Game!!!

There’s a lot of issues we could touch upon in this incident of fuckery but quite frankly we feel as if sending our condolences is more fitting. We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to the ones who loved this poor girl and to the family we simply just wanna say sorry for your loss!

source:wtva.com

This week’s Fuckery Flashback is the epitome of human fuckery!!! It is fitting that these two videos be today’s Fuckery Flashback because the timing is impeccable with tomorrow being St. Patrick’s day. Without further ado Humanfuckery.com presents this week’s Fuckery Flashback: A leprechaun visits a neighborhood in Alabama!!

This fuckery speaks for itself!!! All of you folks out there have a safe St. Patrick’s day weekend, please enjoy responsibly!!!!

(Originally Posted 3/19/2017)

Her connect better be hiding his or hers stash because these people will probably snitch on you and next thing you know the feds will be kickin in your door!!!

source:11alive.com

(Originally Posted 8/10/2017)

Babysitters Place Crying Baby In Refrigerator!!

This story makes my head hurt… Who is willing to bet these two will only get something like community service for this stunt!

source:wsbtv.com

Ex Robs And Attempts To Burn Down Boyfriend’s House With Spaghetti Sauce!!

“He was trying to make it look like I left the stove on but who gets up 2 a.m. and fixes sketti”- Unknown

This quote is the quote of the year, hands down!!! There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:clickorlando.com

Ex Con Uses Blackface Disguise To Rob Casino

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LAS VEGAS — A man who previously served prison time for bank robbery has been accused of covering his face with black makeup during a $23,000 armed robbery of a Las Vegas Strip casino cashier earlier this year.

The cashier at the New York-New York resort, who wasn’t hurt in the January holdup, initially described the man as black but later said his skin tone was irregular and “blotchy,” according to a criminal complaint.

Cameron James Kennedy, 26, of Las Vegas, has been charged with robbery and could face 20 years in prison.

Kennedy was identified by his distinctive gold teeth, a tip from an anonymous person and accounts from an unidentified witness who told the FBI that Kennedy bought him a $1,000 prepaid debit card several weeks after the casino heist.

That man said Kennedy appeared to have wiped a dark substance from his face before he came to the man’s apartment a couple of hours after the early Jan. 10 casino robbery, according to court documents.
Kennedy appeared Monday in U.S. District Court in Las Vegas, where a judge ordered him held in federal custody until a March 26 court hearing.

A deputy federal public defender appointed to Kennedy’s case, Tiffany Nocon, did not immediately respond Tuesday to a telephone message seeking comment.

Kennedy was freed from prison last July after serving more than five years for two bank robberies in 2012, according to the criminal complaint.

He was on house arrest pending a hearing on an accusation that he forged a check in December in violation of supervised release. He is accused of cutting off a GPS monitor late Jan. 9, just before the heist
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This fool may have gotten away with this if he would’ve paid this anonymous person more money, regardless…anyone who dons blackface should be kicked in the face repeatedly!!

see also:Man Who Attempted To Rob A Bank In BlackFace Arrested!!!

see also:Police In Lakewood,Ohio Are Searching For Man In Blueface Paint Who Robbed Gas Station!!

see also:Black Woman Paints Herself White!!

source:nydailynews.com

Long Island Volunteer Firefighters Charged With Arson!!
These pyromaniacs were obviously just bored and wanted to see some action.. Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!

source:pix11.com