Today’s HumanFuckery: A 50 Year Old Student Is Accused Of Phoning Bomb Threats To Community College In California!!! (3/15/2018)

50 Year Old Student Calls Bomb Threat To Community College In California!!

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A 50-year -old Solano Community College student has been arrested in connection with bomb threats that prompted evacuation of the college’s three campuses on Monday.

Lavirrise Bynes of Vallejo was arrested Wednesday afternoon on suspicion of reporting a false bomb threat and criminal threats to cause great bodily injury, according to a Solano County Sheriff’s Office Facebook post.

Two calls were received shortly after noon Monday at the college’s Fairfield campus.. In the first, received about 12:05 p.m., the caller stated, “I don’t have much time. There is a bomb on each campus.” In the second call, which came in about 12:08 p.m., the caller stated, “There is three campuses and we gonna bomb all of them, one of them is gonna go off soon,” according to the news release.
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Let me guess, this lady needed more time to study for a test?? Wait… that’s another story we’ve covered!!

see also:18 Year Old Alabama Girl Arrested Form Making Terror Threat To Her High School!!! She Made This Threat Because She Needed More Time To Study!!!!!!

source:sacbee.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Convicted Rapist Rapist Stalked Victim 10 Years!! Strikes On Her 79th Birthday!! (3/14/2018)

Rapist Stalked Victim 10 Years!! Strikes On Her 79th Birthday!!

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

A 31-year-old man accused of breaking into a Citrus Heights home and sexually assaulting a woman on her 79th birthday has been convicted by a Sacramento County jury.

Dustin Todd Smith was found guilty Monday of forcible rape and forcible oral copulation. The jury also found that the victim was older than 65 and that the offenses were committed during a burglary, according to a Sacramento County District Attorney’s office news release. Smith was also convicted of assault with intent to commit mayhem, rape, sodomy and oral copulation.

The attack occurred Aug. 31, 2017. The victim, a widow, lived alone in a home around the corner from Smith’s residence. Smith broke into her house in the early morning and entered her bedroom while she was asleep. When he pulled the sheets off the victim, she woke up and screamed. She struggled with Smith, but he overpowered her and sexually assaulted her, the news release said. The woman suffered injuries from the attack.

Detectives collected video from nearby residences, and the surveillance video and DNA evidence linked Smith to the assault. Smith later stated that he had been watching the victim for at least 10 years, the news release said.

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Sick, Vile, Disgusting,and creepy to say the least… Hopefully Bubba & Company stalks you for 10 years in prison!

source:sacbee.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 3 Stories Involving Officer Negligence In Schools!! (3/14/2018)

As of late some elected leaders would like to arm teachers with guns in case some fuckery may pop off (no pun intended).. In this post we’re going to post 3 stories that you may not have heard about from yesterday involving resource officers mistakenly firing off shots in schools in California and Virginia and also a sheriff who left his piece in a middle school locker room in Michigan.

Sherriff Apologizes For Accidentally Leaving Gun At School

Sheriff Leaves Gun In Middle School Locker Room!!

Article:

SHEPHERD, MI (WNEM) –
A local sheriff is apologizing after he accidentally left a gun at a Mid-Michigan middle school.

The Shepherd Police Department said the weapon was found at Shepherd Middle School on Monday, March 12.

In a statement sent to our affiliates at 9 & 10 News, Isabella County Sheriff Michael Main admitted it was he who left the backup firearm in a locker room bathroom at the school.

“In the 20 years of law enforcement service I have never left a weapon anywhere. I have no excuse for my lack of responsibility with this matter. I have worked diligently my entire career to protect people, especially our youth. However, I have failed to do just that, and I’m devastated with my lack of accountability in this matter,” Main wrote.

Main said he had been at an event at the school over the weekend and used the locker room to change from his regular clothes to his police uniform.

“I personally apologize to the student who found it and praise him for immediately contacting an adult. I apologize to the students of Shepherd, the staff and faculty as well. The Shepherd Schools work diligently to make sure they provide a safe campus every day and to have this occur is not any reflection of their success in doing so,” Main said.

Main said school officials and the Shepherd Police Department handled the incident very professional and appropriately.

“Sadly, this type of event will portray a negative image of my Office and local law enforcement. I’m very sorry for the image of un-professionalism that it may cause. The law enforcement in this area work very hard every day to do the right thing and provide great service to the community,” Main wrote.

Main took Monday off work after learning of the incident. He said he has been “physically and emotionally distraught, which will not end anytime soon.”

“I am prepared for the harsh criticism that will follow the release of this information. I understand clearly that I have a higher level of standard that must be met and quite frankly I let myself, my family and the community down. No matter how busy or how much is going on there is no excuse for this and I am truly sorry. This will not happen again,” Main wrote.
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So what if one of these kids found this gun and took it instead of alerting an adult. This story makes me think of a hypothetical question… What if a teacher kept their gun in their desk instead of carrying their gun on them at all times?? You’d be surprised how many students will snoop in a teacher’s desk when their not around!!!

source:wnem.com

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School Resource Officer Accidentally Fires Gun Inside Alexandria School

Resource Officer Accidentally Fires Shot In School!!!

Soooo… Was he bored and just fucking around with his piece or what? We’re sure this officer will only get a slap on the wrist…

source:nbcwashington.com
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Seaside High Teacher Accidentally Fires Gun In Class, Students Injured

Students Injured After Teacher Fires Shot In Classroom!!!

Welp.. Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!!

source:ksbw.com

Imagine… If the ones who carry guns everyday are having accidents like this imagine if all teachers across the US are armed!!! Trained or not how often do you think stories like this would appear in the news???

Today’s HumanFuckery: Parents Parked In Middle Of Road, Overdosed On Heroin With 3 Children In SUV!!! (3/14/2018)

Parents Parked In Middle Of Road, Overdosed On Heroin With 3 Children In SUV!!!

Incidents of fuckery like this are becoming way to common, we’ve seen this sad story way too many times.. Please if any of you out there are suffering from any sort of addiction please seek help!!!

see also:5 Months Pregnant Mother In Indiana Passes Out Behind Wheel With 10 Month Child In Backseat!!!

see also:Florida Moms Overdose On Heroin While Babies Strapped In Car Seats!!

see also:Indiana Man Causes 2 Car Accident Because He Was Injecting Heroin!!!

source:fox59.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Teen Killed 1, Stabbed 2 Others At Sleepover Because ‘Of His Muslim Faith’!!! (3/14/2018)

Stabbed Over Muslim Faith!!

We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to the ones who loved and cared for the victims of this horrific act!!

source:abcactionnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Tennessee Mom High On Meth Poured Boiling Hot Water On Toddler!!! (3/13/2018)

Mother High On Meth Pours Boiling Hot Water On Toddler!!!

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

A Greeneville, Tennessee, woman made her first court appearance Monday after police said she scalded her 1-year-old daughter with boiling water while giving her a bath.

Ashley Dawn Randolph, 24, was arraigned in General Sessions Court and is charged with one count of aggravated child abuse, according to the Greene County Sheriff’s Office.

An affidavit obtained by News 5 says Randolph admitted to taking methamphetamine prior to boiling the water for her child’s bath on Sunday at her home located in the 1600 block of Fodder Stack Mountain Loop.

“(Randolph) stated that she could not get the water hot so she boiled a pot of hot water to in the tub,” the report said.

The child received second-degree burns on her body and Randolph took the girl to a local hospital for treatment.

Randolph is being held on $50,000 bond and is scheduled to be back in court on April 2.
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We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again… DONT DO METH Ladies and Gentlemen!!! Thank god this toddler survived this, we’ve seen a incident of fuckery similar to this where the poor child died due to a bath being too hot!!

see also:Wisconsin Father Charged With Baby’s Death From Too Hot Bath!!!

source:wcyb.com

Fuckery We Missed: 2 Kleptomaniacs Steal $11K Worth Of Victoria’s Secret Bras!!! (3/13/2018)

$11,000 Worth Of Victora’s Secrets Bras Stolen!!

We really didn’t miss this incident of fuckery, there are times when information is withheld from some stories and when that is the situation we elect not to post.. In this case the source we had only had the names of these two kleptomaniacs and not their mugshots.. You best believe these two were about to flip all of those bras online, which would have been a great score if they weren’t caught!!

source:fox40.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Arizona Woman Arrested For DUI!! She Was En Route To Her Wedding!!! (3/13/2018)

Bride Arrested For DUI En Route To Wedding!!

Where was this lady’s best woman or her wedding party??? With all the nerves and stresses of getting married we can see the reasoning behind this lady getting fucked up, but isn’t it part of the wedding party’s job to keep an eye on the bride and groom and attended to their needs on their big day?

source:nbcconnecticut.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Police Need Your Help Catching The “Gumball Bandit”!!! (3/13/2018)

“Gumball Bandit” Strikes At Animal Shelter!!

Just estimating we would probably guess this man only got maybe $100 in quarters out of this machine… Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:latimes.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Arson Suspect Claims He Was Trying To Kill Roach With Fire In Housing Authority Lobby!! (3/13/2018)

Man Attempts To Exterminate Roach By Fire???

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Bro we believe you about attempting to exterminate a roach with fire, I mean we just covered a story a few days back with a man who attempted the same fuckery!! We’ve also covered various other geniuses who attempted to use fire to exterminate various bugs/animals…

see also:Aussie Man Blows Up Kitchen Attempting To Exterminate Cockroaches!!!

see also:Man Using Propane Torch On Spiders Suspected Of Starting Home On Fire!!

see also:Canadian Man Tries To Get Rid Of Wasp Nest, Sets House On Fire!!

source:al.com