Fuckery We Missed: Indian Man Chops Off Son’s Hand Over Porn Addiction!!! (3/10/2018)

Indian Man Chops Off Son’s Hand Over Porn Addiction!!!

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According to police, Qayyum has four children including two sons and Khalid is the elder of the two sons. Recently, Khalid bought a smartphone and got addicted to watching movies and pornography. Despite repeated warnings, he did not stop watching porn films.

On Sunday, Qayyum caught his son red-handed watching a porn film. He tried to snatch the mobile from his son, but the latter resisted and even bit the hand of his father. He immediately left home, stating that he would not come back. However, late in the night, the boy returned home when everybody had gone to bed.

“On Monday morning, both father and son quarrelled on the same issue again. In a fit of anger, Qayuum picked up the butcher’s knife and chopped off Khalid’s right hand. Hearing the son’s screams, the other family members came and immediately took him to a nearby hospital, where the doctors said the hand was 90% severed and the chances of restoring it are bleak,” police said.
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Back in the day many moons ago when I was 18 years old this type of fuckery probably wouldn’t happen… Back in the early 2000 (yes folks I’m old) porn wasn’t readily available like it is nowadays, honestly I think your options for porn back then was to access 30 second clips on sites or pay for a subscription, use images found on the net, a magazine, or if you had it a porno vhs tape or dvd.. Today all you have to do is hop on your favorite free porn site, pick your genre/fetish you’re feeling that day and go to work!

source:hindustantimes.com

Fuckery We Missed: Florida Man Steals Ambulance Because He Was Sick Of Waiting To Be Seen By Doctor!!! (3/10/2018)

Impatient Florida Man Steals Ambulance!!

It’s apparent that this man needs help, hopefully this man gets help before it’s to late! For more fuckery involving ambulances view the see also links below!

see also:83 Year Old Man Steals Ambulance After Checking Out Of Hospital!!

see also:Ambulance Stolen With Crew And Patient Aboard!!

see also:Woman Steals EMS Truck, Leads Nevada Police On Two State Chase!!

source:fox13news.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: South Beach Night Club Gets License Revoked After Horse Was Brought On Dance Floor!! (3/10/2018)

Club Closed After Horse Stunt!!

At a loss for words with this fuckery!!!

sourcelocal10.com

Fuckery Flashback: Aqua-Barbie Girl (3/9/2018)

On this day back 1959 Mattle introduced the iconic Barbie doll at the American Toy Fair in New York City. With today being Barbie’s 59th birthday it only seemed fitting that we would commemorate this moment with Aqua’s atrocious song Barbie Girl.. Without any further ado we present to you this weeks Fuckery Flashback!

Did you know Mattel attempted to sue MCA over this song???

In Barbie’s 59 year existence Mattle has sold more than 800 million dolls have been sold around the world..

#TBT Fuckery: Woman Who Shot Her Husband Over A Burnt Casserole!! (3/8/2018)

(Originally Posted 3/2/2017)

Woman Shoots Husband Over Burnt Casserole

When I came across the headline for this story I instantly knew that this woman was Caucasian, no black person would be upset about a damn casserole, nor cook one!! All joking aside, we at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to the remainder of this family, this couples kids lost both parents over this fuckery!

source:cbsnews.com

#TBT Fuckery: Drunk Man Forces 8 Year Old Girl To Drive Him Around!! (3/8/2018)

(Originally Posted 9/23/2017)

8 Year Old Chauffeur

Bet this man needed to go score some drugs… In all seriousness thank god no one was injured!!

see also:11 Year Old Girl Pulled Over For Speeding, Girl Claims Mother Gave Her Permission To Drive!!

see also:Drunk Teacher Wanted Waffle House.. So She Made A 14 Year Old Boy Attempt To Drive Her THERE!!

source:wpxi.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 14 Year Old Dressed Up As A California Deputy , Starts ‘Responding’ To Crimes!!! (3/8/2018)

14 Year Old Wanna Be Cop Plays Dress Up!!!

Due To The SEVERITY Of This Fuckery We’ve Decided To Repost:

But that didn’t stop a 14-year-old boy in Victorville, Calif., from dressing up in a San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Department uniform, taking his grandfather’s car and putting red and blue emergency lights on it this week, police said. The boy then started tormenting southern Californians with fake traffic stops and home visits, according to Victorville police.

The brazen (and illegal) role-playing started to catch up with the teen on March 5, when the boy pulled into the driveway of a home in his white Ford Explorer — emergency lights on — and went to the front door saying he was there to investigate a domestic disturbance, surveillance video shows.

the residents told him no one had called the police. The teen then tried opening their door, police said, but found that the residents had already locked it.

After a short exchange with the homeowner in the driveway, the teen left — and then the homeowner called police to report the suspicious incident.

The very next day, authorities spotted a vehicle that matched the description the homeowner had given them. The vehicle had no license plates, police said.

A sergeant stopped the vehicle March 6 and confirmed it was the same teen, police said. When authorities searched the boy’s home, they uncovered all the props he’d been using, including the sheriff’s deputy uniform and “counterfeit money, simulation firearms, ballistic vests and other law enforcement related items,” police said.

Police also realized the teen had a busy night before he was pulled over: He had pulled over a woman in a fake traffic stop, and asked for her identification, police said. The teen let her off with a warning.

During a separate incident that day, the juvenile turned on his emergency lights, drawing a 16-year-old out of a home. The dressed-up teen told the 16-year-old he was responding to a domestic disturbance call. But when the imposter was told no one had made such a call, he left the scene, police said.

The suspect was arrested and booked at High Desert Juvenile Detention Center, police said. He was already on probation at the time of his arrest.

Police said they’re still looking for other potential victims.
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Lets all be grateful that that this little shit didn’t attempt any power moves and tactics that some police officers on the force use!

source:sacbee.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Death By Mortar Insertion!!! Drunk Husband ‘Kills His Wife By Using A Mortar As A Sex Toy’!!! (3/8/2018)

Death By Mortar Used As SEX TOY!!1

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The man told police that he could not remember much about the evening but says he recalls his wife asking him to use objects from their home as sex toys.

He claims that he fell asleep and only realised what had happened when he woke up to find his wife unresponsive.

Police officers investigating the case reported that they found the mortar with blood stains and pubic hair on it in a handbag among other sex toys.

Arequipa police chief Javier Arana said that the mortar, which was reportedly believed to be inactive and used as an ornament, was around 16 inches long and around two inches wide.

The mortar bomb is not believed to have exploded during the romp.

He added: “Painkillers were also found and it is believed they were used to control the pain.”

Valera Cornejo was reportedly arrested on suspicion of murder.

Following his son-in-law’s reported arrest, the woman’s father Washington Llerena called for Cornejo to be jailed.

He said: “He should be jailed for what he did with my daughter. I will keep on fighting until the end.”
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What a way to go… We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to the ones who loved this woman!

see also:Woman Shot In Pussy With A Shotgun After Sex Game Goes Wrong!!

source:thesun.co.uk

Today’s HumanFuckery: Minnesota Man Pissed In Co-Worker’s Water Bottle After She Rejected Him!!! (3/8/2018)

Minnesota Man Pissed In Co-Worker’s Water Bottle After She Rejected Him!!!

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The incidents started after the woman told Cruz Perez, her co-worker, that she only wanted to be friends after he expressed a romantic interest in her, authorities say.

Cruz Perez initially denied tampering with the woman’s water bottle when deputies first interviewed him about the allegations, but later admitted to once urinating in the container after investigators suggested they might conduct DNA testing on the bottle, the complaint said.

Cruz Perez said he had to go to the bathroom when the incident occurred but that the restaurant was too busy at the time for him to use the facilities, authorities say.

He added that he forgotten to throw away the water bottle after relieving himself in it, according to the complaint.

The woman told investigators that she noticed a taste of urine in the bottle about 15 times over the past several months.
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Two things with this story (1) It’s crazy how some men handle rejection, as a male I understand that I’m not gonna be liked or that I’m not gonna be deemed attractive by every woman in this universe! (2) After the first time of this woman’s water tasting like piss don’t you think she would take a different approach to staying hydrated immediately and not on the 15th time!!!

source:twincities.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Aussie Man Blows Up Kitchen Attempting To Exterminate Cockroaches!!! (3/8/2018)

Man Blows Up Kitchen Trying To Exterminate Roaches!!

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A Queensland man has sustained burns to his head and hands after trying to use insect spray as a flame-thrower on cockroaches.

Emergency services were called to an address in Mt Isa, Queensland on Wednesday at 8pm to treat the man’s injuries following the explosion, 7 News reports.

The explosion caused serious damage to the front of the house, with images showing windows blown out and holes right through the wall.

Police say the man’s injuries and the damage sustained to the house are unfortunate results of not listening to the instructions on the can.

“Well the instructions are put on these things for a purpose, and failure to follow them can result in, as it did in this case, extreme damage to the property,” officer Ian Louden told the ABC.

“It didn’t travel very far, but it was a very vicious explosion in the area where it was.”

The house was checked for gas leaks and after being initially treated at the scene the man was taken to hospital.

Others in the home at the time of the blast were uninjured.
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Here we go again with people attempting to exterminate insects with fire!!!

see also:Apartment Fire Started When Teen Tried To Burn BedBugs!!

see also:Man Using Propane Torch On Spiders Suspected Of Starting Home On Fire!!

see also:Man Burns Down Parents House While Trying To Exterminate Ants With Matches!!!

see also:Man Attempts To Eradicate Skunks From Crawl Space With Smoke Bomb Nearly Burns House Down!!

source:newshub.co.nz