Today’s HumanFuckery: Judge Allows Plea Deal That Dismisses Sex Abuse Charges Against Former Deputy Of The Year!!! (1/27/2018)

Zero Jail Time, $1000 Fine, Charged With A Misdemeanor

Unbelievable!!! This bitch got the deal of a century!!! .

source:wgme.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 14 Year Old’s School Shooting Plot Thwarted In Pennsylvania!!! (1/27/2018)

4 Year Old’s School Shooting Plot Thwarted In Pennsylvania!!!

How does a 14 year old acquire a small arsenal???? HOW!!!!! We would like to commend the vigilant student who didn’t take this kid’s threat lightly and said something about it!!!

source:pittsburgh.cbslocal.com

Fuckery We Missed: Tennessee Man Truck Flips 5 Times After “Jesus Advised Him To Let Go Of The Wheel”!!! (1/27/2018)

“Jesus Advised Him To Let Go Of The Wheel”

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

SULLIVAN COUNTY, Tenn., (WVLT) — According to the Tennessee Highway Patrol, Chad O. England,33, was travelling on I-81 North through Sullivan County and was arrested after flipping his truck five times because, in his words, “Jesus was calling him and advised him to let go of the wheel.”

Just after 10 a.m. on January 20, Sullivan County deputies were dispatched to a single car accident near mile marker 73 on I-81 North. According to the incident report, the driver of the vehicle had gotten out and began to run away, carrying a jar and “speaking gibberish,” when deputies secured him in the backseat of a patrol car.

According to the report, as deputies searched the vehicle, they found six grams of marijuana, 0.6 grams of cocaine, a pipe, rolling papers, a 3/4 empty bottle of Crown Royal, a small empty bottle of Crown Royal, and several cans used for ‘huffing.’

Two witnesses said they saw England speeding down the highway, when, for no apparent reason, he left the roadway on the right side. THP reported England said that he did not take off running, he was “being called and was traveling to bow before someone.” He also stated he was not driving, but he was behind the wheel. He denied a blood draw, but was obviously under the influence of drugs, according to the incident report.

England was arrested and charged with DUI first offense, felony possession of schedule II for resale, possession of schedule VI, and possession of paraphernalia, open container, no driver’s license in possession, failure to exercise due care, no registration in possession, violation of implied consent, and no insurance in possession.

According to THP, a drug recognition expert at Bristol Regional Hospital completed medical clearance, and England was transported to Sullivan County Jail.
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This man’s actions are the epitome of human fuckery!! We are glad that he didn’t injure him self or anyone else!!!

source:local8now.com

#TBT Fuckery: 80 Year Old Lady Who Heals Peoples Eyes With Her Tongue!!! (1/25/2018)

(Originally Posted 1/29/2017)

80 Lady Heals Eyes With Her Tongue!!!

To be honest, I think I would give this lady’s skils a try, here is why!! During the nicer months I like to engage in various outdoor activities, I do alot from running, hiking , biking, tennis, ect ect. While doing these activities I almost always get some sort of insect that flies directly into my eyeball causing terrible pain and irritation, my eye gets so irritated that it turns really red! Eye drops dont really do justice in this type of scenario. That is the only time I would let this miracle healer clean my eye out!!

source:mirror.co.uk

#TBT Fuckery: Man Charged With Sexual Assault After Mentioning Incident During Interview To Become A Police Officer!!! (1/25/2018)

(Originally Posted 3/15/2017)

Just imagine what type of fuckery this man would be on if he had the power and authority of a police officer! We at humanfuckery.com are thankful for your admission to this crime!! We also hope you enjoy your new life in prison!

source:wchstv.com

Fuckery We Missed: Pennsylvania Couple Beat 4 Year Old To Death Over Spilled Cereal!!! (1/25/2018)

4 Year Old Beat To Death Over Cereal!!

We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to the family members who actually loved and cared about this poor boy!! Some folks just don’t deserve to have children!!!

source:fox29.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Homeless Man Kept Human Head In Campsite Bucket For 6 Months!! (1/25/2018)

Homeless Man Kept Head In Bucket For 6 Months!!

Excerpt From Article:

Deputies arrived, opened the camper’s door and “discovered an odor associated with decomposition,” according to court records. “The floor of the vehicle was covered in a liquid which deputies associated with the decomposition of human remains.”

Hall told them he found the remains in the desert more than six months earlier after his knock on the trailer door went unanswered. That’s when he said he broke a window and found Lucas dead on the floor, holding a handgun.

The medical examiner has since ruled his cause of death a suicide.

Hall said he pried the handgun from Lucas’ hands and grabbed a rifle from the truck.

He then moved the man’s remains outside of the truck, where they continued decomposing in the summertime heat. A couple of days later, he placed a portion of the man’s head in a container “in order for it to be preserved,” he told investigators.

But he couldn’t explain why he didn’t alert authorities to the discovery sooner..

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Um…. Why the fuck wouldn’t you alert the police if you came across a DEAD BODY!!! Not only did you neglect to alert authorites you took it upon yourself to move the body and not only that place part of the man’s head in a bucket… This is human fuckery at its finest folks!!!

source:usatoday.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Security Footage Captures Domino’s Pizza Delivery Driver Eating Pizza Toppings Off Pizza Out For Delivery!!! (1/24/2018)

Domino’s Delivery Driver Caught Eating Toppings Off Pizza Out For Delivery

You couldn’t of just waited to get back to your store where you could of enjoyed a endless supply of toppings, you nasty fuck!!

source:globalnews.ca

Today’s HumanFuckery: Police Pursuing Warrants After Burrito Used As Weapon At South Carolina Taco Bell!!! (1/24/2018)

Burrito Used As Weapon At Taco Bell???

Due To Legnth Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

SPARTANBURG, SC (FOX Carolina) –
Spartanburg police are seeking an arrest warrant for a Taco Bell worker accused of assaulting another employee with a hot burrito.

The incident happened Monday afternoon at the restaurant on Pine Street.

The victim told police the suspect had been complaining and getting into arguments with other employees, and that when she told him to “stop being a crybaby,” he retaliated with the burrito assault.

Melted cheese from the burrito got all over the victim’s arm and on several kitchen appliances.

The suspect then took off his headset, broke it on his knee, tossed it aside, and walked out of the restaurant, per police incident reports.

Police did not indicate what charges the suspect will face but noted that warrants would be sought.
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This isn’t the worst employee fight we’ve came across at a Taco Bell!!!

see also:Taco Bell Employee Throws Hot Grease On Coworker!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: California Pilot Who Flew To The Philippines To Rape Children Sentenced To Life In Prison!!! (1/24/2018)

Sacramento Pilot Who Flew To The Philippines To Rape Children Sentenced To Life In Prison!

For cases like this one it would be great if the state of California could implement the death penalty for this man. The best that we all can hope for is that Bubba & Company violate this pedophile in the same manner that he did these poor kids from the Philippines!!

source:sacbee.com