Fuckery We Missed: Warren,OH Boy Told Police Mom Left Kids Alone All Day To Pursue ‘Rap Career’!!! (9/15/2020)

Kids Abondoned For Mom’s “Rap Career”!!

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A 12-year-old Warren boy told police his mother left him home alone all day with his younger siblings while pursuing her “rap career.”

Police said they went to a home on Lane Drive around 1 a.m. Thursday, where a child went to get help from his neighbors.

Officers talked to the child, who said his mother left around 10:30 a.m. Wednesday.

The boy said he called his mother to get her to come home, but said she yelled at him and hung up, according to a police report.

Police said while talking to the boy, his three younger siblings came home, crying and wearing no shoes. The report listed them as 8 and 9 years old.


Bet she kicked off her first rhyme like this:

Fuck dem KIDZ Im tryin to make it big!
Fuck dem KIDZ Im tryin to make it big!
Fuck dem KIDZ Im tryin to make it big!


Fuckery We Missed: Woman Caught Using Sex Toy In Store In Florida!!! (9/12/2020)

Woman Caught Using Sex Toy In Store In Florida!

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Police arrested Theresa Ann Stanley, 36, on a lewd and lascivious charge last month.

An employee at the Lion’s Den on Okeechobee Road said Stanley came into the store around 7 p.m. on Aug. 31, removed a sex toy from the packaging, and used it to pleasure herself. Initially, Fort Pierce Police said the woman wore only a T-shirt, but by the time officers confronted her in a back room, she was completely naked and using the pink sex toy while sitting in an office chair.

According to the arrest report, police said Stanley appeared to be slightly intoxicated.

Nasty bitch!!!! There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!! For more sex toy fuckery please feel free to visit the see also links below!!

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Fuckery We Missed: Tennessee Man Arrested After Calling 911, Asking If Dispatcher Wanted To Buy Egg Rolls!! (9/8/2020)

You Want Egg Rolls?

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A man was arrested after he reportedly called 911 many times and asked the dispatcher if they wanted to buy egg rolls.

Court documents say Huu Nguyen has called 911 approximately 1,171 times since July 15, 2020 without having an emergency. Nguyen reportedly called 911 241 times on September 1 and 32 times on September 2.

During one of the calls on September 2, Nguyen reportedly asked dispatchers if they wanted to buy egg rolls and then hung up.

Memphis Police found Nguyen in a shopping center in the area of Ridgeway and Winchester and took him into custody.

Dispatch: 911 whats your emergency?

This guy: You want buy egg roll or no?

This fucktard wont be the first nor last person to call 911 for an asinine reason, please feel free to visit the see also links below for some more cockamaine 911 calls!!

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Today’s HumanFuckery: Texas Man Killed Wife, 2 Sons For Being Too Loud!!(9/3/2020)

Your Being Too LOUD!!

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Webb told detectives that he started arguing with his wife around 10 a.m. because he had a headache and the children were too loud, an affidavit says.

According to the affidavit, Webb shot Bunton twice and then shot his sons. He waited for an hour then called 911 to confess.

Webb told detectives that he was “tired” of his wife and children “yelling and telling him that there was nothing wrong with him, so he shot them,” the affidavit says.

Unbelievable!! We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to the ones who love the victims of this senseless act!!


Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Arrested For Going Through Taco Bell Drive-Thru Naked, Says His Clothes Were In Washer!! (9/1/2020)

Dumbass Drives Through Taco Bell Naked!!

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According to police reports, Christopher Sale, 61, was in his vehicle in the drive-thru completely naked. Sale paid for his order at the restaurant and then reportedly asked the employees for an additional taco.

One of the employees was not comfortable with this and another employee gave him the additional taco when he then asked for more sauce, still not leaving the drive-thru.

Sale asked for napkins after receiving the sauce and then eventually left the drive-thru, only to come back and ask for more sauce for his food.

When police were able to detain Sale, he told them that he was hungry and that all of his clothes were in the washer. He also stated to the police that he “didn’t know it was against the law to drive naked.”

This man had to be under the influence of something because a person his age cannot be this stupid and not know that it’s against the law to drive naked!! DUMBASS!!

Over the years we’ve seen our fair share of Taco Bell fuckery, below in the see also links we’ve posted a few of our favorite post!!

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Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Woman Accused Of Attacking Father Due To His Relentless Farting!! (8/26/2020)

Daughter Beats Father For FARTING!!!

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A 40-year-old Florida woman was arrested last Sunday for reportedly attacking her father because he wouldn’t stop passing gas, the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office said.

Nicole Dozois, who lives with her father, made a stink about his relentless farting, then punched him in the face several times, according to the sheriff’s office. The man ended up with a bloodied left eye and scratches all over his neck.

Dozois was charged with domestic battery.


We’ve honestly seen people do worst shit than this over a fart…Feel free to visit the see also links below for more farting fuckery!!

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Today’s HumanFuckery: Springfield,MA Police Seek Serial Hugger Harassing Customers At Walmart And Threatening To Give Them COVID-19!! (8/24/2020)

Police Seek Serial Hugger Harassing Customers At Walmart And Threatening To Give Them COVID-19!

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According to police, the unidentified man walked up to a man in the Boston Road store, took an item from the man’s hands, and then gave him a hug.

He reportedly told the victim, “Just giving you a COVID hug. You now have COVID.” He then laughed and walked away.

This was reported to have occurred Aug. 15 at about 7 p.m.

The victim, a cancer survivor, was not amused and reported it to police. He said he had never seen the man before.

The man reportedly repeated this activity with other customers in the store, according to police.

This fuckery is unbelievably DUMB!! There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

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Fuckery We Missed: Kentucky Man Tries To Sell 4-Year-Old For $2,500 At Gas Station!! (8/23/2020)

Kentucky Man Attempts To SELL Kid For $2500!!

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Harry Day was arrested Sunday after police responded to reports of a man trying to sell an African American child at a Speedy Mart in Corbin, Ky.

A 911 caller described Day’s car and license plate, and police said they found the White Nissan parked along Spider Creek Road.

State troopers found the boy at his mother’s house along with methamphetamine and drug paraphernalia. She was identified as Gertrude Henson, 26.

Police said both Day and Henson told officers they’d been using methamphetamine.

Day was charged with promoting human trafficking and driving under the influence. He pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor trafficking charge at his arraignment Monday and was sentenced to one year in jail, according to Kentucky-based WYMT

Like we always say folks… Ladies and gentlemen: DONT DO METH!!! This isn’t the first time we’ve posted fuckery like this, please feel free to visit the see also links below for similar incidents of fuckery…

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Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man Steals Scratch Off Ticket From Store, Tries To Cash Winning Ticket At Same Place!! (8/22/2020)

Florida Man Attempts To Cash In Stolen $30 Lottery Ticket!!

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According to police, McClellan stole 13 scratch-off tickets from a convenience store and immediately tried to see if any of the tickets were winners.

Officers said when one of the tickets turned out to be worth $30, McClellan returned to the same store where the ticket was stolen and tried to cash it in.

Staff called police and McClellan was arrested.

How fucking dumb could one be to attempt some fuckery like this?? There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

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Fuckery We Missed: 3 Men In Florida Broke Into Home While Wearing GPS Ankle Monitors!! (8/22/2020)

3 Men With Broke Into Home While Wearing GPS Ankle Monitors!

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A group of men already on pretrial release for previous offenses are behind a string of burglaries carried them out while wearing ankle monitors that track their locations, police said.

Authorities seized more than $150,000 in cash, an AK-47, a Smith & Wesson handgun, cellphones, iPads, jewelry, designer handbags, ammunition, blank checks, fraudulent debit and credit cards, and a stolen vehicle, the South Florida Sun Sentinel reported.

Zion Odain Denvor Hall, 21, Tyrek Davontae Williams, 19, and Tremaine Raekwon Hill, 18, were arrested Friday. They are accused of being part of a criminal organization committing burglaries, armed burglaries, fraud, gun thefts and other criminal acts throughout South Florida, Hollywood police said Tuesday.

Ugh!!! This stupid fuckery again (view see also links below)!!!

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