Today Kicks Off The NFL’s 100th Season !!!

In observance of the NFL’s 100th season we’ve elected to post some NFL/football fuckery we’ve posted in the past!!!

Chargers Security Guard Caught Beating His Meat On Sideline!!!

I’m sure that a lot of you may have already witnessed this fuckery by scrolling through your timelines yesterday. Well, in the clip above we learn this security guards fate… Below if you haven’t seen the uncensored version of this it is posted below. Warning:viewer discretion is advised.

Bonus Story: Bills Fan Threw Dildo On Field Again!!

source:nbcsandiego.com
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Florida Man Beat Up Girlfriend For Dissing Tom Brady!

Man Has A Man Crush On Tom Brady, Beats Up Girlfriend Because She Dissed Tom!!!

Excerpt From Article:

Allen Tusing, 39, was watching the Super Bowl at the couple’s home in Palmetto Sunday, when the woman made “provocative comments” about the Patriots quarterback, according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun.

The football buff allegedly flew into a fit of rage, smashed a plate of food on the floor, pushed his 39-year-old girlfriend on the bed — and held her arms down, according to the report.

He allegedly whacked her on the right side of her mouth and yelled, “‘I’ll hit you again!’” his son, who witnessed the wild outburst, told cops.

Tusing ran off after the attack, returned at around 10:30 pm and was arrested on a misdemeanor domestic battery charge, according to police.

It’s unclear exactly how the woman dissed Brady. But Tusing isn’t the only Florida football fan who lashed out at his lover over the big game.
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We’re sure that this woman wasn’t the only woman in America who got roughed up after the Pat’s SuperBowl loss!! All joking aside Super Bowl LII was a great game!!

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Man Fatally Stabbed Wife After She Changed The TV Channel From A Football Game!!

We elected to repost the whole article due to its length:

(CARLISLE, Ark.) — Investigators say a central Arkansas man fatally stabbed his wife after she changed the TV channel from a football game while he was outside smoking.

Court records say 58-year-old Tony Thomas of Carlisle was charged Monday with capital murder. Investigators say he admitted he killed his wife during an argument after she switched the TV channel in November. He’s been jailed since the incident.

The Lonoke County Sheriff’s Office says Thomas told investigators he blacked out and came to while standing over the woman with a knife in his hands. A sheriff’s affidavit says Thomas called police after the stabbing.

Court records don’t list an attorney for Thomas. The local public defender’s office didn’t immediately return a call seeking comment about the case Tuesday.

Carlisle is about 35 miles (56 kilometers) east of Little Rock.
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The crazy thing with this incident of fuckery is that when this man’s wife was probably watching her favorite shows this man couldn’t probably even say a word to her or think about changing the channel!! Nevertheless, we at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to the ones who actually loved and cared about this woman!

source:yahoo.com

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Florida Man Kills Girlfriend And Her 10 Year Old Son Over Football

Florida Man Kills Girlfriend And Her 10 Year Old Son Over Football

We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to the ones who love the victims in this senseless crime!

source:abcactionnews.com

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Texas Man Fatally Stabs Step Mom Over “Gloating” About Dallas Cowboys Victory

Stabbing Over Cowboys Victory

As a Dallas Cowboys fan this story pains my heart!! The Cowboys are having a historic run that no one could have predicted! With the Boys rolling and really showing no signs of slowing down entering the playoff, we Cowboys fans should be feeling ourselves. Unfortunately, this lady’s pride in the Boys ended up costing her life. We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to the friends and families who have to deal with this fuckery! Attention Jerry Jones, you better send some flowers to this lady’s funeral from the team, its the least you could possibly do!

source:nbcdfw.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Perth (AUS) Vegan Demands Neighbor Stop Cooking Barbecues!! (9/4/2019)

Vegan Demands Neighbor Stop Cooking Barbecues!!

Being a vegan is cool and everything if that type of thing floats your boat but when you’re a fanatic and bat shit crazy about your lifestyle like this lady it’s quite frankly annoying!!!

(UPDATE 9/4/2019):Massive BBQ Planned Outside Vegan’s Home!

see also:Woman Intentionally Hits Chicken Truck Because……… She’s A Vegan!!

see also:Vegan Activist Covers Herself In Shit Outside Trader Joe’s In California!!!

source:9news.com.au

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Pulls Gun On Popeyes Employees After Learning They’re Out Of Chicken Sandwiches!! (9/3/2019)

Gun Pulled Over Sold Out Popeyes Chicken Sandwich!

Unbelievable, all this fuckery over a SOLD OUT chicken sandwich! This group who pulled this fuckery is a true embodiment of what human fuckery is!!

see also:Chick- Fil-A Customer Arrested For Allegedly Beating Pregnant Woman Who Tried To Cut In Drive-Thru!!!

see also:Man Pulls Gun On Popeyes Manager Over Condiment Conflict!!

see also:Woman Smashes Window at NYC Popeyes Because $4 Wicked Good Deal Doesn’t Come With Soda!!!

source:khou.com

Potential Mother Of The Year Candidate: Kentucky Mom Arrested For Abandoning Six Children At Walmart!!! (9/3/2019)

Potential Mother Of The Year!!

Excerpt From Article:

She is now facing the new charges in Adair County. According to CPD, Jardinez entered a Walmart in Columbia on Friday and told the kids to find a worker. She then went to leave the store when three of the children tried to follow her out of the store and were told by Jardinez to go back inside.

She then left with a man and his 5-year-old daughter in a Dodge Caravan.

Police say the children range in age from 6 to 11-years-old. Police are still searching for the man, identified as James Holovich.
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At a loss for words with this fuckery!!! WOW WTF!!

View other potential candidates for Mother Of The Year in the see also links below…

see also:Potential Mother Of The Year: Mother Arrested For Leaving Toddler In Hot Car While At DCS Appointment!!!

see also:Potential Mother Of The Year Candidate: Woman Arrested For Leaving Child In Hot Car As ‘Punishment’ !!!

see also:Mom Accused Of Boiling Puppies To Death In Front Of Kids!!

see also:Potential Mother Of The Year Candidate: Arizona Mother Leaves 9 Year Old Child At McDonald’s To Go To A Casino!!!

see also:Potential Mother Of The Year Candidate: Video Shows Kids Chase Mom’s SUV When 3 Year Old Hit And Killed!!!

see also:Potential Mother Of The Year: ‘Why Don’t You Die?’ Mom Accused Of Sitting On Top Of 4 Month Old!!!

see also:Potential Mother Of The Year Candidate :Woman Accused Of Lighting Stepdaughter’s Face On Fire As A Punishment For Yelling!!!

see also:Potential Mother Of The Year: Police: Phoenix Child Punched For Not Being Good Enough Lookout For Shoplifting Grandma!!!

see also:Potential Mother Of The Year: Florida Woman Left Five Children In Car While Drinking At Bar!!! (3/31/2019)

see also:Potential Mother Of The Year Candidate: Mother Runs Over Drunk Son On Purpose!! (3/21/2019)

see also:Potential Mother Of The Year Candidate: Texas Mom Facing Up To 20 Years In Jail For Leaving Her Five Kids Home Alone During Myrtle Beach Trip!!

see also:Potential Mother Of The Year: Mother Accused Of Faking 5 Year Old’s Illness For Disability Checks!!

see also:Potential Mother Of The Year Candidate : New Jersey Mom Killed Toddler Because He Wouldn’t Eat, Listen!

see also:Potential Mother Of The Year: South Carolina Woman Posts A Facebook Video Of Her Pouring Water On Sleeping 9-Month-Old’s Face!!

see also:Two Potential Mother Of The Year Candidates : Polar Vortex Edition!!!

see also:Today’s HumanFuckery: Potential Mother Of The Year: Mother Drove Drunk To “Teach Her Son A Lesson”!!!

source:fox17.com

Fuckery We Missed: Man Forced To Streak By His Drug Dealer!!! (8/29/2019)

Drug Customer Forced To Walk Nude For Drugs, Arrested!!

What type of dealer lets his customer amass a $300 dollar debt in the first place and still allow him to buy from them?? In drug debt cases we often refer to a classic line from the late great Notorious Big’s song The Ten Crack Commandments:

“Number 6, that goddamn credit? Dead it You think a crackhead paying you back, shit forget it!”

see also:Indiana Man Files Complaint Against Drug Dealers After Buying Crack On Credit!!!

source:abc-7.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Woman Accused Of Abusing 7-Year-Old Girl Who Wouldn’t Pick Up Cockroach!!! (8/28/2019)

Girl Spanked For Not Picking Up Cockroach!!

Excerpt From Article:

An arrest report says the 29-year-old asked a 7-year-old girl to pick up a cockroach back on Aug. 17. When the child refused, police say Nobles took a leather belt and spanked the girl about eight times.

The arrest report says Nobles then took the girl’s pants off and spanked her with her hand while saying, “I hate you.”

Nobles is accused of then leaving the child alone while she went to the dog groomers. The arrest report says Nobles took a 5-month-old child with her and left the 7-year-old with no access to a cell phone.

When Nobles returned an hour later, police say she apologized to the 7-year-old girl.
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We get why this child would not pick up this roach, roaches are fucking gross, but did this poor child deserve this ass beating for it??

see also: Man Throws Shoe With Gun In It At Cockroach, Bullet Strikes Him In Foot!!!

see also: Arson Suspect Claims He Was Trying To Kill Roach With Fire In Housing Authority Lobby!!

see also:Aussie Man Blows Up Kitchen Attempting To Exterminate Cockroaches!!!

source:wfla.com

Fuckery We Missed: Excavator Used To Break Into Detroit Party Store And Steal Liquor!!! (8/27/2019)

Excavator Used To Break Into Detroit Party Store And Steal Liquor!

We still bet these fucktards grabbed some cheap rail liquor instead of going directly for the expensive good shit!!

see also:Man Stole Beer 57 Times From Phoenix Convenience Stores In 3 months!

see also:Driver Steals 2 Beers After Crashing Into Beer Distributor Store In Pennsylvania!!!

see also: Disgruntled Woman Denied
Free Beer Uses Hairspray And Lighter To Torch Deli!!

source:clickondetroit.com