Weekly Recap Of Covidiots From This Week!!(5/23/2020)

There’s really no need to delve deep or explain what this post is going to be about, well maybe one thing… If you’re uncertain what the term “covidiot” means urban dictionary defines the term as:

Relating to the 2020 Covid-19 virus:
Someone who ignores the warnings regarding public health or safety.
A person who hoards goods, denying them from their neighbors.

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Man Accused Of Shooting Waffle House Cook After Face Mask Dispute In Aurora,CO

source:kdvr.com

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Woman With COVID-19 Coughs On, Threatens Disabled Grandmother In Lehigh, FL Dunkin Donuts Parking Lot

source:nbc-2.com

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Officers Rescue Children From Locked Car, Find Mom In Maryland Nail Salon!!

Excerpt From Article:

Police charged Keontae Moodie, 22, with two counts of leaving her children unattended.

Officers say they were forced to break the backseat window of her vehicle on Wednesday to rescue a 3-year- old and a 3-month-old, who they suspect had been inside the locked vehicle for an hour.

Officers found Moodie inside the First Class Nail Salon in Randallstown, Maryland.

The county has shut down the nail salon, which police say wasn’t allowed to be open under COVID-19 restrictions.

source:abc3340.com

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Today’s HumanFuckery: Delaware Man Arrested For Sexually Assaulting Multiple Ponies!!! (5/23/2020)

31 Year Old Man Caught Fucking Ponies!!

You nasty fuck, your actions are the EPITOME of human fuckery!! There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery this fuckery speaks for itself!!

We’ve seen our fair share of horse fuckers in the past.. Please feel free to visit the see also links below for similar incidents of fuckery!!

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source:philadelphia.cbslocal.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: West Virginia Man Gouges Out Neighbor’s Eyes Over A Loud Rooster!! (5/20/2020)

Man Gouges Out Neighbor’s Eyes Over A Loud Rooster!

Excerpt From Article:

Richard Wayne Ellison, 47, of Rock was arrested Sunday by the Mercer County Sheriff’s Department in the killing of Benny Foutch, the Bluefield Daily Telegraph reported, citing a statement from the agency.

In an interview, Ellison told a detective that he killed the rooster because it was crowing and then gouged out his neighbor’s eyes because Lucifer made him do it, according to a criminal complaint.

Emergency crews initially responded to a request for a mental evaluation, the complaint said. The Princeton Rescue Squad found the body of the victim outside and requested law enforcement.

“When looking at the victim, the gouging out of his eyes appeared to be his cause of death,” the compliant said, but the body was being sent for autopsy.Ellison has an attorney.
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WHOA!!! Unbelievable!! We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to the victims love ones..

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source:abcnews.go.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Winnipeg Man Stabbed After Refusing To Buy Meth!! (5/19/2020)

BUY THIS METH… OR ELSE!!

Excerpt From Article:

Police said the victim had been walking in the area when he was approached by a man who tried to sell him methamphetamine. When the victim declined, the man became enraged and attacked him with a knife, causing a significant laceration. The attacker left the scene, and police were contacted.

Upon arrival, police say officers found the victim and gave him medical treatment, including using a tourniquet. The victim was taken to hospital in stable condition.
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WTF!! NO MEANS NO MAN.. We at humanfuckery.com wish the victim a speedy recovery!!

see also:Florida GNC Employee Accused Of Selling Meth Inside Store!!!

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source:winnipeg.ctvnews.ca

Today’s HumanFuckery: Georgia Man Caught Having Sex With Dead Woman Outside Shelter!!! (5/18/2020)

Georgia Man Caught Having Sex With Dead Woman Outside Shelter!!

Excerpt From Article:

Officials say they were called to the 100 block of Walnut Street just after 4 Sunday morning after a caller complained that two people were having intercourse on the front steps of the property.

When deputies arrived at the scene, they say they found a 55-year-old man in the middle of the act with a woman.

After asking the man to get dressed, deputies discovered the woman was unresponsive. An investigation showed that she “had been deceased for some time,” officials say.
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Soo you’re walking down the street and you stumble upon a LIFELESS body laying on the side walk and instead of attempting to alert the proper authorities on what you’ve found you elect to fuck this DEAD BODY!!! WTF…You sir are the epitome of human fuckery!

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Fuckery We Missed: Georgia Woman Threw Bottle Of Urine, Feces Through Taco Bell Drive-Thru Window!!!(5/18/2020)

Shit And Piss Thrown At Taco Bell Employees!!

Excerpt From Article:

Deputies were called to a Taco Bell on Peach Orchard Road about 11:45 p.m. Friday after a manager said a woman tossed the bottle into the restaurant, the Augusta Chronicle reported. An employee said he opened the drive-thru window and a rear passenger leaned out of a vehicle and squeezed the bottle’s contents at him before throwing it inside, the newspaper reported. A second employee said the mixture also got on him.The manager had to close the restaurant about two hours early that night because the food and work space was contaminated, the sheriff’s office said.
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You NASTY BITCH… WHY? Why pull some fuckery like this, let me guess they got your order wrong or was this a “prank”?

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see also:Woman Shoots At Building After Taco Bell Order Isn’t Filled!

see also:Man Shoots Up Taco Bell Because He Didn’t Receive Any Taco Sauce!!

source:ajc.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Louisa Police Department Make Arrest In Larceny Investigation!! (5/17/2020)

Watermelon Hold Up!!

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

Saturday evening, the Louisa Police Department stated, “An arrest has been made, thank you to the community for all your assistance.”

On May 6, at 9:35 p.m., two people arrived at the Sheetz in a lifted 2006 Black Toyota Tacoma wearing hollowed-out watermelon rinds with holes cut out for the eyes into the store where they proceeded to commit a larceny.

If you know who these two are or their whereabouts, please contact Officer Taylor of the Town of Louisa Police Department at 540-967-1234 or Crime Solvers at 1-800-346-1466.
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There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!! Please feel free to view more terrible robber disguises from some of our previous post in the see also section below.

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source:nbc12.com

Fuckery We Missed: Florida Man Accused Of Exposing Himself To Women While Driving!! (5/16/2020)

Florida Man Arrested For Masturbating While Driving!!

Excerpt From Article:

A female undercover detective was driving on highway 27 near Pine Crest Road and a gray Mazda pulled up to her unmarked patrol car.

The detective looked at the driver and identified him as Mosser. She caught him exposing his genitals.

PCSO deputies pulled Mosser over and arrested him.

Mosser told deputies that he does the lewd behavior often because he gets hot and “airs it out.”

He admitted to detectives that he’s done this sort of thing about four or five times to random women driving down the road.
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This fuckery is just Florida Man being Florida Man, there’s really nothing much more to say about this fuckery…this fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:nbc-2.com

Weekly Recap Of Covidiots From This Week!! (5/16/2020)

There’s really no need to delve deep or explain what this post is going to be about, well maybe one thing… If you’re uncertain what the term “covidiot” means urban dictionary defines the term as:

Relating to the 2020 Covid-19 virus:
Someone who ignores the warnings regarding public health or safety.
A person who hoards goods, denying them from their neighbors.

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Brawl Breaks Out After Two Men Refuse to Wear Face Masks at Target Store!!

source:nbclosangeles.com

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Man Smashes Rock Into Windshield Of Bus After Being Told He Had To Wear A Mask To Ride!!

source:wxyz.com

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Two Florida Teens Jailed After Cough And Febreze Walmart Coronavirus Prank ‘For Youtube’

Excerpt From Article:

The suspects–Amos Troublefield and Antonio Green, both 18-were captured on store surveillance footage “recording themselves coughing” while spraying Febreze from under their armpits “onto customers in the store.” The spraying of air freshener on a victim was apparently intended to replicate the expulsion of droplets from a mouth during a cough.

When questioned, Troublefield and Green told police that they were recording a YouTube video depicting them “pretending to cough on somebody but actually spraying them with Febreze.”

When a cop asked the teens why they “would be coughing on people during a pandemic (COVID-19) they advised they were just trying to be funny and make their videos for YouTube.”

source:thesmokinggun.com

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Fuckery We Missed: Florida Woman Set Tenant’s Shed On Fire Over Missing Towel!! (5/13/2020)

Fire Set To Home Over Missing Towel!!

We the people need to know what kind of towel drove this woman to pull some fuckery like this?? If we’d personally had to take a guess on what type of towel it was we’d probably guess either an Elvis themed towel or one that was from a Nascar driver.. SMH

source:wcjb.com