#TBT Fuckery: Couple Accused Of Having Sex In Mcd’s Parking Lot, While Child Watches!! (9/20/2018)

(Originally Posted 11/22/2016)

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Perverted Couple Caught Having SEX In Mcdonalds Parking Lot

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ORANGE–Two McDonald’s employees who were leaving work last Tuesday probably didn’t expect to see two of their customers in the parking lot partially naked. But they say they did.

On November 15 around 9:30 p.m. two people were leaving work after their shifts at the fast food restaurant located at 57 Boston Post Road in Orange when they noticed a parked car with two people inside. The employees called police to say it appeared the pair were having sex, and that a small child was in the back watching.

When police arrived they found a woman partially naked in the front seat with a man, and a 6-year-old in the back seat who was alert and awake.

The couple said they were “cuddling” after eating at McDonald’s.

Police arrested Rory Clark, 27, of West Haven, and Kimberly Onorato, 28, of Bristol. Both were charged with second-degree breach of peace and impairing the morals of a minor, and both were released on $5,000 bond.
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Is this a case of Sitophilia (sexual arousal from food)? I could definitely see these two getting aroused by watching each other smash McDonald’s. If that is what these two are into, that is cool, but what in the hell are you thinking bumping uglies in front of a god damn child?? Makes you wonder what other adult “activities” these two indulge in while being watched by adolescent eyes!

see also: Man Attempts To Pay For Hooker With Mcds

source:fox61.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Arrested For Threatening To Shoot 11-Year-Old Who Beat Him At ‘Fortnite’!!(9/19/2018)

Sore Loser Threatens To Shoot 11 Year Old Over Fortnite!!

Whoa what a plot twist!!! We thought for sure when this news crew interviewed this man’s mom that she would reveal that he lived in her basement and was a good boy….Come to find out this 45 year old man owns a company and owns his own residence.. This man is too old to be on fuckery like this!!

see also:Madden Mass Shooting!!

source:newyork.cbslocal.com

Fuckery We Missed: Man Accused Of Rubbing Produce On His ASS At Northern Virginia Grocery Store!!! (9/19/2018)

Man Rubs ASS On Produce At Grocery Store

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A man was arrested at a Northern Virginia grocery store after allegedly dropping his pants and rubbing produce on his backside.

Police were called to a Giant Food grocery store in Manassas, Virginia, on Saturday after a witness reported seeing a man picking fruit off of the shelf, rubbing it on his butt and putting the fruit back on the shelf.

Manassas City Police Department charged Michael Dwayne Johnson, 27, with destruction of property and indecent exposure.

The Giant store had to destroy several pallets of produce in fear of contamination, police said.

Senior Police Officer Charles Sharp told USA TODAY he does not believe the incident was mental health related. At the time, Johnson was with another person at the grocery store who was not charged, Sharp said.
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We actually came across this fuckery the other day and elected not to post this new story until we were able to track down a mugshot of this fucktard… We’re sure that if everyone could ask this man one question it would simply be why?

source:usatoday.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Police Say Man Who Huffs Spray Paint Accused Of Beating Mother With Spatula!! (9/18/2018)

West Virginia Man Huffs Paint And Beats His Mom With Spatula !!

We at humanfuckery.com wish this man’s mom a speedy recovery.. With that being said, there’s nothing much more to be said about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

see also:Police Find Naked Man Huffing, Doing Jumping Jacks In McDonald’s Women’s Bathroom!!

see also:Potential Mugshot Of The Year: Tennessee Man Arrested After Search Yields Super Glue- Huffing Stash!!!

see also:Vomit-Covered Woman Arrested After Compressed Air Huffing Binge In Walgreens Parking Lot!!

source:wchstv.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Finds Dog Shit In Her Yard, Smears It On Neighbor’s Door Handle!!! (9/18/2018)

Woman Finds Dog Poop In Her Yard, Smears It On Neighbor’s Door Handle!

Woman Finds Dog Shit In Yard, Smears It On Neighbor;s Door!!

Damn… ZERO FUCKS GIVEN that day!!! In this incident of fuckery it would’ve been ideal for this lady to talk to her neighbor about this situation, like the neighbor suggested in the interveiw before this lady took matters in her own hands!!

source:abc3340.com

Fuckery We Missed: Woman ‘Released Bowels’ To Resist Arrest, Assault Officer!! (9/17/2018)

Woman ‘Released Bowels’ To Resist Arrest!!

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MADISON COUNTY, Ky. (LEX 18) — Police say a Livingston woman arrested early Friday morning on theft charges and an outstanding warrant made things worse for herself — and the arresting officer.

According to her arrest citation, while being taken into custody 26-year-old Amanda Rochelle Peters “intentionally released her bowels in an upward motion and with purposeful direction at this Deputy — causing said bodily waste to land on the face, arms and legs of this Deputy.”

The Madison County Sheriff’s Office sad Peters was wanted on an outstanding warrant out of Rockcastle County.

Peters was located around 1:45 a.m. Friday at home on Liberty Avenue. Police say the homeowner allowed police in, but Peter locked herself into a bathroom.

Authorities said the deputy had to force his way into the bathroom and arrest Peters with force, during which the alleged assault took place.

Peters was charged with theft of identity of anther without consent, giving officers false identifying information, resisting arrest and third-degree assault of a police officer.

She was being held in the Madison County Detention Center.
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You nasty bitch!!! Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!

see also:“I Couldn’t Control My Bowels And He Was Right There” Pennsylvania Man Explains Shitting On Another Man During Road Rage Incident!!

see also:Suspect Disrobes In Patrol Car, Spits His Own SHIT At Officers!!

source:lex18.com

Fuckery We Missed: Man Threatens To Blow Up Building After Woman Won’t Send Nude Pictures!!! (9/17/2018)

Send Nudes Or I’ll Blow Your Building Up!!

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OKLAHOMA CITY (KOKH) — A man has been arrested, and accused of threatening to blow up a building after a woman refused to send him nude photographs of herself.

The Oklahoma City Police Department confirms that Kenneth Lamonte Lee, 53, was arrested Sept. 13 on complaints of making a bomb threat and threatening to perform an act of violence.

At approximately 11:30 p.m Sept. 12 a woman’s vehicle was broken down at the Walgreens near NW 122 and May. Lee approached the woman at some point and the two befriended each other and traded phone numbers. Lee also gave the woman $20.

Later that day, the woman received messages from Lee reported asking her to send him photos of her vagina. She declined and he began sending her threatening messages, police say. One of the messages threatened to blow up the woman’s apartment building.

The woman contacted police, who one day later took Lee into custody.
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We bet this man probably thought that since he gave this lady $20 he thought he was entitled to see her goods!! Stories like this is the reason why some girls give out fake numbers!!

source:ktul.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Minnesota Couple Charged With Child Neglect After Leaving 5-Year-Old Boy In The Woods!!! (9/16/2018)

Minnesota Couple Leave 5 Year Old In Woods Because He Pissed On Clothing!!

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The couple said the boy, Wilson’s biological son, had urinated on his clothing earlier in the day, so they drove him to an isolated spot and told him to get out, trying to scare him and telling him “this is what happens to naughty boys.”

They told authorities that they drove off, then turned around after a short distance to go find the boy, but by then he was gone. They had been searching the hilltop ever since — for about 15 minutes, they said.

Wilson told authorities he was angry with the boy and had regularly spanked him in their St. Peter home.
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These two deserve to be jailed for this.. This incident of fuckery is pretty bad but we’ve seen a parent do something similar to a kid who was special needs (view the see also links below)!!

see also:NJ Mom Abandoned 10 Year Old ” Special Needs” Boy In Woods!!

see also:Father Abandoned 5 Year Old Son In Woods And Fled!!

source:startribune.com