Today’s HumanFuckery: London Man Reports Fake Bomb Threat To Delay Flight He Was Running Late For!!! (1/21/2020)

Fake Bomb Threat…

Excerpt From Article:

“EasyJet flight 8897 leaves in 40 minutes … There may be a bomb on the plane, you need to delay it, you need to stop it now,” Islam told the operator, according to police.

Passengers and crew on the flight were evacuated and held in a gate room as authorities investigated.

EasyJet could not be reached for comment.

When Islam arrived at the airport to check-in, police realized his number matched the one from the anonymous call, according to authorities.
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What a well thought out plan dummy!! We at humanfuckery.com wish this fucktard luck with his upcoming trial!!

see also:Ohio Man Called In Bomb Threat So He Would Not Miss United Airlines Flight!!

see also:Man, 65, Made Fake Bomb Threat To Get Date With Flight Attendant!!!

source:abcnews.go.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Drunk Florida Woman Passes Out On Sidewalk Next To Baby In A Stroller!! (1/20/2020)

Florida Woman Passes Out On Sidewalk With Baby!!

Due To The Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

Police arrested Stephanie Saladino after she was found unconscious on a Clearwater sidewalk Saturday afternoon next to an 11-month-old baby in a stroller.

According to the Clearwater Police Department, the baby was asleep and there was alcohol in Saladino’s belongings.

Both Saladino and the baby were taken to the hospital and nurses said that Saladino’s Blood Alcohol Content was .338.

Investigators said Saladino told them she drank wine before taking the baby on a walk and ultimately passing out on the sidewalk.
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Don’t know about you folks but when I’m drinking heavily like this woman was the idea of taking an 11-month year old baby for a walk is probably one of the last things that would be on my agenda for that day.. SMH…

source:fox13news.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 3-Month-Old In Critical Condition After Being Punched Multiple Times!! (1/19/2020)

3 Month Old In Critical Condition After Being Punched Multiple Times!!

This sorry sack of shit is going to have a hell of a time in prison… Bubba & Company are gonna have a great time administering prison justice to this fucktard!!! We at humanfuckery.com has this poor child in our thoughts and prayers….

see also:Potential Father Of The Year Candidate: Man Charged With Murder For Punching Newborn Son After Losing Video Game!!

see also:2 Month Old Child Airlifted To Fargo Hospital After Man Loses His Temper Playing Video Games!!

see also:Potential Father Of The Year Candidate: Baby Was Being ‘Difficult,’ So Father Dropped Him On His Head!!!

source:wspa.com

Fuckery We Missed: 3 Arrested After ‘Cages’ For Children Found In Alabama Home!!! (1/19/2020)

Kids Kept In Cages!!

Excerpt From Article:

According to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office, on Monday investigators and Lee County Department of Human Resources personnel conducted a welfare check at a home in the 5000 block of Lee Road 246 Smiths Station. There, they found four children aged 3, 4, 10 and 11 years old. They also found two wood constructed cages with hasps and locks.

An investigation revealed the children had been locked in the cages multiple times. On Wednesday, authorities arrested 66-year-old Pamela Deloris Bond, 69-year-old James H. Bond and 30-year-old Kylla Michelle Mann. All three are charged with two counts of aggravated child abuse of a child less than 6 years of age and two counts of reckless endangerment; Pamela Bond is also charged with tampering with physical evidence.
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At a loss for words with this fuckery!!!

see also:Louisiana Family Kept Autistic Woman Caged, Forced Her To Eat Her Mother’s Ashes!!

see also:Parents Lock Daughter With Fetal Alcohol Syndrome In Cage!!!

see also:10 Year Old Autistic Girl Found Locked In Cage!!!

source:wsfa.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: North Dakota Woman Left 6 Children With Dead Body!!! (1/18/2020)

North Dakota Mom Leaves Children With Dead Body!!

Excerpt From Article:

Fargo police officers responded to the home for a reports of an unresponsive man on Nov. 16.

Police said six kids inside the home told officers the man was their mother’s friend. The kids believed he overdosed.

Detectives spoke with Barrett, who said the victim was sweating and slurring his words when they met at a supermarket, which led her to believe he was possibly overdosing, according to court documents.

Barrett allegedly let him sleep on her floor. A few hours later, she saw him and was positive he was dead, yet left the house to go to work, leaving her six kids alone with the body, the documents stated.
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So you suspected this man was overdoing and yet you elect not to call for help!!??!. Nope!! You say fuck it and let this man perish in your house with your damn kids in the house.. Unbelievable, you ma’am are the epitome of human fuckery..

source:wdbj7.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 2 Florida Women Accused Of Illegally Performing Butt Enhancements!!!(1/18/2020)

2 Florida Women Arrested For Preforming Illegal Butt Injections!!

Here we go again with this fuckery!! Man it’s simply amazing what some of you women will do to obtain what is so called “beauty”… We get it, these illegal doctors who preform these procedures are a lot cheaper than going the legit route but these assclowns aren’t licensed doctors and most of these so called “doctors” have botched these procedures which ended in some women dying (view the see also below)!!

see also:Woman Arrested For Fatally Botching Mom’s Butt Injection!!!

see also:Fake Doctor Finally Arrested In Fatal Butt Injection!!!

see also:Fake Doctor’s Butt Enlargement Procedure Nearly Kills Woman In Florida!!!

see also:2 Butt Injection Horror Stories!!!

source:local10.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Virginia Man Charged With Pulling Knife On Taco Bell Workers Because He Was Mad About Taco, Prices!! (1/16/2020)

Knife Pulled Over Free Taco At Taco Bell!!

Why do this, WHY??? This employee pretty much gave you a free taco because you were short money and yet you act like this?? Unbelievable!! Please feel free to view the see also links below for more Taco Bell fuckery..

see also:Man Shoots Up Taco Bell Because He Didn’t Receive Any Taco Sauce!!

see also:Customer Calls Police On Taco Bell Because They Ran Out Of Taco Shells!!!

see also:Pregnant Taco Bell Employee Choked By Woman Upset Over Hot Sauce Packets!!

see also:Woman Offers Undercover Officer A Blowjob For 2 Soft Tacos From Taco Bell!!!

source:baltimore.cbslocal.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Stole Amazon Packages In Arizona To Pay Off Meth Debt!!! (1/15/2020)

Porch Pirate Busted By Her GPS Ankle Bracelet!!

All this fuckery shows is that a tweaker will do anything to get their next fix, it’s unbelievably sad what some folks will do to score their next high.. Like we always say ladies and gentleman: DONT DO METH!!

see also:Florida GNC Employee Accused Of Selling Meth Inside Store!!!

see also:Florida Man Stashes Meth ‘Deep’ In Belly Button!!

see also:Brothers Saved Meth Equipment In Fire, Left Their Grandmother To Die!!!

see also:New York Man Charged In 10 Burglaries While Wearing GPS Ankle Bracelet!!!

see also:Man Robs Home While Wearing GPS Ankle Bracelet!!

see also:Parolee Allegedly Robs Subway; Ankle Bracelet Alerts Authorities!!!

source:azfamily.com