Today’s HumanFuckery: Child, 4, Thrown From Truck And Left On Side Of Road In OWI Crash!! (11/21/2017)

Potential Father Of The Year!!

Excerpt From Article:

Investigators say Alex L Shultis, 25, was driving the truck with 1-year-old twins and a 4-year-old inside. As he approached a curve on CTH T, the truck entered the ditch and overturned, throwing the girl from the vehicle. Detectives determined the 1-year-olds were in child safety restraints, but the 4-year-old wasn’t. She was wearing a seat belt.

After rolling over, deputies say the truck came to a rest on its wheels and Shultis was able to drive away. The little girl ran behind the truck for awhile before being helped by local residents.
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What a piece of shit!!! We bet his excuse will be that he was drunk and that he just “panicked”. Unbelievable!!!

source:wkow.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Hidden Camera Tells True Story Of How Veteran Died After Calling For Help, Gasping For Air!! (11/21/2017)

Man Called For Help 6 Times Before His DEATH!!!

We actually stumbled upon this story yesterday and we couldn’t bring ourselves to view this fuckery.. After further consideration this story embodies everything humanfuckery.com is about.. We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to this man’s loved ones, these nurses should be ashamed of themselves!!

source:11alive.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Woman Kills Husband, Hides His Duct Taped Body In Closet!!! (11/20/2017)

Florida Woman Kills Husband, Hides His Duct Taped Body In Closet!!!

Excerpt From Article:

Investigators obtained a search warrant and found a fake brick wall inside a closet under a stairway. After breaking through the wall, they found the body of 72-year-old Alfred Wozniak.

A tarp was wrapped around his body, and his wrists and feet were bound with duct tape, police said.

A medical examiner later said that a “projectile,” a bullet, had traveled through his skull.

Further investigations revealed that Barbara Wozniak on Nov. 10 had bought $130 in supplies from a Fort Walton Beach business. The items included a large tarp, plastic sheet, 20 pounds of repair mortar, Clorox and tape.

Meanwhile, according to investigators, her adult children told detectives that she confessed to shooting her husband. claiming she did so after he had tried to choke her.
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Should of just turned yourself in instead of doing all this extra fuckery, either way she’s looking at dying behind bars!!!

see also:Woman Kept Her Husband’s Dead Body In Bedroom Closet For 2 Years!!!

see also:Arkansas Couple Arrested After Baby’s Decomposing Body Found In Closet!!!

see also:Man’s Body Found In Closet Stabbed 30 Times And Dismembered!!!

source:wpxi.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Anti-Gay Ohio State Lawmaker Was ‘All Over Craigslist’ Looking For Encounters With Other Men!! (11/19/2017)

Anti-Gay Ohio State Lawmaker Seeking Men On Craigslist!!!

You’d be amazed how many ads are on Craigslist for men seeking men so this lawmaker using Craigslist for his hook ups isn’t shocking at all!! If you’re unaware of this sort of thing and are bored feel free to browse your local area listings for shits and giggles… Note: don’t open the post with pics, 99.9% of them are dick pics!!

source:nydailynews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Palm Desert Walmart Employees Accused Of $25,000 Gift Card Embezzlement Scheme!! (11/19/2017)

Wal-Mart Associates Embezzle More Than $25,00!!!

To the 24 of you who got caught scheming, good luck finding any sort of work that deals with you handling money… You just played yourselves over all of you being greedy!!!

see also:Florida Woman Allegedly Swaps Barcodes, Pays Only $3.70 For $1800 Worth Of Electronics!!!

source:kesq.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: WTF China!!!!! Two Extreme Cases Of Insertion Of A Foreign Object!!! (11/18/2017)

Man Gets Padlock Stuck In His Bladder After Pushing It Up His DICK!!!

Excerpt From Article:

The 31-year-old, who hasn’t been named, inserted the small lock into his urethra and pushed it further down his penis for sexual pleasure. But the padlock travelled into his bladder and it became stuck there. He was taken to hospital in Fuzhou city in east China and shocking X-rays showed the padlock jammed into his organ.
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How exactly can one experience pleasure from this?? This is human fuckery at its finest folks!!!

Drunk Man Refuses To tell Doctors How Eel Got Stuck Up His Ass!!!

We may have a guess on why this man did this due to the fact that we’ve came across a story like this once!! In the previously reported story a man stuck an eel up his ass in an attempt to cure his constipation so our guess is that this man was probably constipated…

see also:Chinese Man Attempted To Cure His Constipation By Stuffing An Eel Up His ASS!!!

source:metro.co.uk