Potential Mother Of The Year Candidate: Mother Runs Over Drunk Son On Purpose!! (3/21/2019)

Potential Mother Of The Year!!!

This mom gave ZERO FUCKS that day… We at humanfuckery.com wish this man a speedy recovery, that’s if he makes one! To View the other potential Mother Of The Year candidates please feel free to visit the see also links below!!!

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Fuckery We Missed: Arby’s Manager Accused Of Chasing Employee With Knife After Argument!!! (3/20/2019)

Arby’s Manager Attacks Employee!!!

Due To The Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

An Arby’s manager was arrested after she chased an employee with a knife after they argued over her request that he work overtime, an affidavit shows.

Le’Terria Akins faces charges of aggravated assault, battery and criminal mischief.

According to the probable cause affidavit, the employee, Ernst Point Du Jour called 9-1-1 to report that Akins was chasing him in the parking lot with a knife.

Deputies responded to the Arby’s at 9970 Belvedere Road.

Point Du Jour told deputies he got into an argument with Akins after she asked him to work overtime and he refused, the report said.

According to the report, Akins sprayed a mace-like substance at Point Du Jour’s eyes and he ran out the door.

One employee said Akins threw a long serrated kitchen knife at the door, picked it up and ran after Point Du Jour, the report said.

Witness also said, Akins used the knife to damage Point Du Jour’s car.

Akins was taken to the Palm Beach County jail.

She is out on bail and is due back in court next month.

This man better sue the pants off Arby’s, he could easily win!!


Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Throws Shoe With Gun In It At Cockroach, Bullet Strikes Him In Foot!!! (3/20/2019)

Man Shoots Self In Foot Attempting To Kill Cockroach!!

Due To The Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

A man trying to kill a cockroach ended up with a bullet wound in his foot Tuesday morning at a home in the 18700 block of Albion Street in Detroit.

Police said the 50-year-old man, who uses a wheelchair, threw his shoe at the cockroach in an effort to kill the bug. However, his revolver was inside the shoe. The gun fell out of the shoe, discharged and a bullet struck him in his foot.

His condition is not known at this time.

There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!! For similar incidents of fuckery feel free to visit the see also links below…

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Today’s HumanFuckery: 2-Year-Old Iowa Boy Died After Man Sat On Him!!! (3/20/2019)

Man Kills 2 Year Old Boy By Sitting ON HIM!!

Excerpt From Article:

Police say Murphy had been staying with the boy’s mother and her two sons at a Council Bluffs motel. She told police Murphy became angry at the 2-year-old for taking his cellphone Friday, so he sat on the boy for around 20 seconds as the boy lay on a motel bed. Murphy was described as being 6 feet tall, weighing 160 pounds.

The boy was unresponsive when Murphy checked him later and was pronounced dead after being taken to a Council Bluffs hospital. The criminal complaint says a doctor noticed signs the boy may have been asphyxiated.

Welp…. if the obese woman from Florida (view the see also link below) received life for sitting on her 9 year old relative this man should receive the same sentence!! We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to the ones who love this poor child..

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Today’s HumanFuckery: Pennsylvania Man Reportedly Tells Cops ‘I’ve Been Doing Meth And Masturbating All Day, And It Feels Great!! (3/19/2019)

‘I’ve Been Doing Meth And Masturbating All Day, And It Feels Great!!

Excerpt From Article:

An enraged man who threatened to kill his wife told officers he had been “doing meth and masturbating all day, and it feels great,” Bangor police said.

Borough police were called Sunday evening to the couple’s home in the first block of North Fourth Street.

Eric Farnack’s wife ran out to officers in a panic and said her husband was “out of control” and threatened to kill her.

The 46-year-old Farnack walked out of the house “in a state of rage,” according to police, and was screaming as he came toward officers.

Farnack was told he would be shocked with a stun gun if he did not follow officers’ orders. He reportedly got on the ground while saying he had “been doing meth and masturbating all day, and it feels great.”

We said it before and we’ll say it again… Ladies and Gentleman… DONT DO METH!!!! For more tweaker fuckery feel free to visit the see also links below!

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Fuckery We Missed: CPS Teacher Resigns After Allegations Of Disciplining Students With Duct Tape!!! (3/19/2019)

Teacher Duct Tapes Students Mouths!!

Excerpt From Article:

“In my 7th bell, students were talking during their semester exam,” he wrote in his email. “In the efforts of maintaining a proper test environment, I told students I would give them zeros to counter their conversations. But, instead of giving them reprimands and zeros on their semester exam, I proceeded to using duct tape on students.”

He apologized for his action.

Unbelievable!! For similar incidents of fuckery feel free to see the see also links below!

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Fuckery We Missed: Person With Unicorn Costume, Crowbar Robs Store!!! (3/18/2019)

Unicorn Robs Store!

We at humanfuckery.com do not condone or support this person’s actions but this disguise is probably the cleverest one we’ve seen used by a robber in a while..

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