Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Jailed For Stealing Electric Shopping Cart; Driving It To A Bar!!! (11/5/2019)

Man Steals Electric Scooter, Drives It To Bar!!

Excerpt From Article:

Brice Kendell Williams, 32, was arrested Sunday after he removed the electric-powered shopping cart from a Walmart in Houma, and drove it to a bar about a half mile away from the store.

A deputy was called out around 12:30 a.m. to a bar on Corporate Drive in response to a complaint that an individual had arrived there driving the cart. The deputy saw the cart parked between two cars in the bar’s parking lot.

The deputy made contact with a security guard at the bar and with Williams.

During the investigation, the deputy learned that Williams claimed he was at a different bar and believed he could get charged with DWI if he drove his own vehicle to the one on Corporate Drive, causing him to take the cart from Walmart.
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Drunk logic makes you think of the most cockamamie shit!! There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

View the see also links below for similar fuckery!!

see also: Florida Couple Steals Motorized Shopping Cart From Walmart, Drives To Bar!!!

see also:Woman Banned From Walmart After Riding Electric Cart While Drinking Wine From Pringles Can!!

see also:Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Took Motorized Walmart Scooter After Car Wouldn’t Start!! (7/13/2017)

source:fox8live.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Baby Sitting On Drunken Grandmother’s Lap Dies After Crash!!! (11/5/2019)

Baby Sitting On Drunken Grandmother’s Lap Dies After Crash!

We truly can’t believe how one could be this careless.. WAIT… this “grandma” had a .225 BAC at the time of the accident which probably contributed to her deciding to put a BABY in her lap while she drove … UNBELIEVABLE!! We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to the ones who love this poor child,we’re sorry for your loss!!

source:wtsp.com

Fuckery We Missed: Man Cited For Disorderly Conduct After Pizza ‘Didn’t Have Enough Cheese’!! (11/4/2019)

Man Freaks Out Over Pizza Not Having Enough Cheese!!

Catching a disorderly conduct charge over extra cheese on a pizza is the epitome of human fuckery!! View the see also links below for more fucktards freaking out over pizza!!

see also:Man Sentenced To 20 Days In Jail After Slapping Little Caesars’ Manager Over Pizza Toppings!!!

see also:Man Shoots At Detroit Domino’s Pizza After Order Wasn’t Ready!!!

see also:Woman Attacks Seattle Pizza Shop Employees With Bear Mace!!!

see also: Man Calls 911 After Break In Claims ‘This Is Jesus Christ And I Just Broke Into Pizza Hut’!!

source:waow.com

Fuckery We Missed: Florida Man Winds Up On Roof In Underwear With No Memory Of How He Got There!! (11/3/2019)

Florida Man Gets Stuck On Roof, Doesn’t Know How He Got There!!

Man how the fuck he get up there and what the hell was he tweaking on, in the news clip the homeowner states that this man was under the influence of something at some point… We’re just gonna assume that it was meth since we’ve posted about a similar incident of fuckery like this in the past and that individual happened to be tweaking on meth. View the see also link for more info on the aforementioned post!

see also: Tweaker On The Roof!!! Family Wakes Up To Stranger Stomping On Roof Claiming He’s Meeting A DEA Agent!!! (11/15/2017)

source:nbc-2.com

#TBT Fuckery: Texas Man Arrested For Passing Out Porn DVDS During Halloween!! (10/3/2019)

(Story Originally Posted 11/28/2016)

Don’t Be This Guy This Halloween!!!

Man Arrested For Handing Out Porn DVD’S During Halloween
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I know this story is a little old but there is just too much fuckery going on here! I can see how this could of happened, their was a time and point in my life where I had acquired a vast collection of burnt disk and there are times when you burn something and forget to label the disk or you mislabel them. In this case, I wonder what made this man think that kids would want his old dvds? Do children actually use dvds anymore? Why would you pass out dvds not knowing what are on them? I wonder what type of porno was discovered in this case? There’s so many questions!!!!

source:wfaa.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man Smashes Into Store With Brick To Steal 15-Pack Of Natty Ice!!! (10/31/2019)

Florida Man Uses Brick To Steal 15 Pack Of Natty Ice

What we don’t get is why when fools break in to places to steal liquor or beer they always, always, ALWAYS choose the shittiest beer or liquor on the planet!! View the see also links below for more examples of this fuckery!!

see also:Driver Steals 2 Beers After Crashing Into Beer Distributor Store In Pennsylvania!!!

see also:Wisconsin Man Locked In Beer Cooler Overnight Drinks Beer, Gets Arrested!!!

see also:Man Stole Beer 57 Times From Phoenix Convenience Stores In 3 months!!

see also:Man Accused Of Stealing Beer From Mesa,AZ QT 17 Times In Eight Days!!!

see also:Man Asks Clerk About Stealing Beer; Steals Beer And Lands Himself In Jail!!!

see also:Excavator Used To Break Into Detroit Party Store And Steal Liquor!!!

source:nbc-2.com

Fuckery We Missed: Man Falls Asleep On Railroad Tracks In Pensacola, Train Rolls Over Him!! (10/31/2019)

Man Falls Asleep On Train Tracks!!

So was this a homeless man catching zzz on the tracks, a drunk dude who passed out on the tracks, or was it just a mentally ill person who was trying to end it… These 3 aforementioned scenarios probably sound the most reasonable in this incident of fuckery.

see also:Man Dies After Attempting To Crawl Under Train!!

see also:Man Attempts To Roll Under Moving Train In Salt Lake City, Dies!!!

source:weartv.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Fires Shot Into KFC Drive Thru Window After Not Receiving Fork And Napkin!! (10/30/2019)

Shot Fired Over Not Receiving Fork And Napkin At KFC!!

Instead of just asking the worker nicely to give you a fork and napkin you decide to pull a gun and pop a shot through the window endangering everyone inside the restaurant!! Madam you’re the epitome of human fuckery and you deserve every charge you’re facing for this stupid shit!!

see also: Florida Man Charged With Trying To Force KFC Employee To Reopen Restaurant At Gunpoint!!

see also:Florida Man Accused Of Punching And Pistol Whipping Woman Over KFC!!!

source:wlky.com