(Story Originally Posted 6/17/2017)
Three things: (1)Who the fuck shoplifts Cheetos? (2) The clerks voice overs was great! (3) When I came across this news story I knew they were black!
We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our thoughts and prayers to all that have been affected by this senseless act!! We also would like to send our condolences to the 17 families who lost their loved ones!
Lets face it, this pastor is probably going to get more action that most of us this Valentine’s Day.. This man has a “playmate” and a wife so odds are he’s fucking somebody tonight!!!
Due To Articles Length We’ve Decided To Repost:
Troopers have charged Holly E. Malone, 43, of Simsbury, with second-degree breach of peace. State police said Tuesday that Malone could not make it to her destination or a bathroom.
The investigation was spurred when the first selectman reached out to Trooper Sean Mahar to say that feces was found in the cul-de-sac on Nov. 6 of last year. They did some testing and determined it was, in fact, human excrement.
Tiolet paper was also found at the scene.
Nine days passed, and troopers again found some feces in the roadway. So they set up a motion-activated camera to catch the culprit, they said.
On Dec. 5, state police said even more feces was found, so they downloaded the video from the camera and spotted the suspect’s car.
Troopers spoke to Malone, who admitted to the incidents. She was taken into custody Tuesday during a routine traffic stop.
The incidents under investigation by troopers happened more than 3 miles from Malone’s Simsbury home.
Nothing to see here… just another sick fuck shitting in public for god knows why… For more incidents of fuckery like this please feel free to view the see also links below!!
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Usually we stay away from stories involving students and teachers engaging in sexual activity but in this case it seems as if this fuckery was just forced upon this poor kid..
We could only imagine how frustrating and how much of a challenge it would be having a child who is dealing with autism, but…. C’mon people… You know bleach isn’t a cure all for this. When we first came across a story dealing with bleach and autism we thought “you’ve gotta be kidding me” “WHO WOULD DO THIS”.. Welp it’s 2018 and we’re still covering fuckery like this!!!
You have to be a certain type of low life to stoop to this level for a quick score.. We at humanfuckery.com wish you a plesant stay in prison sir, we hope Bubba & Company give you a warm welcome…