Today’s HumanFuckery: Youtuber Cements Head In Microwave!! (12/9/2017)

Youtuber Cements Head In Microwave!!

This story is the epitome of human fuckery… This is what we’ve become as a society, doing the most cockamamine shit just for some likes and views…

source:bbc.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Who Entered Stranger’s Party Naked And Drunk After Sniffing Glue Sentenced To More Than 4 Years In Prison!!! (12/9/2017)

Naked, Drunk, And High On GLUE!!!

We’ve elected to repost the whole news story due to this story being short!

A man who showed up at a party naked and groped a woman has been sentenced to more than four years in prison.
Robert Roy Engelsman was sentenced Thursday in Multnomah County Circuit Court.
The Oregonian/OregonLive reported that he told the judge he wasn’t acting normally the night of June 25 because he was drunk and had sniffed glue.

The 43-year-old man said he thought he heard his ex-girlfriend’s voice inside the house.
Authorities say Engelsman came into the house visibly aroused, lifted up a woman’s skirt and pressed himself against her.
He pleaded no contest to first-degree burglary and attempted first-degree sexual abuse.
Multnomah County Circuit Judge Gregory Silver noted that Engelsman had a history of drug abuse and said he needs to make changes in his life.
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Yeah… If any one elects to sniff glue to get high they really need to re-evaluate their whole life!! Hopefully prison will motivate this man to change!

source:kpic.com

Fuckery We Missed: Fake Doctor Finally Arrested In Fatal Butt Injection!!! (12/9/2017)

Another Fake Butt Injection Doctor!!

We’ve said this before and we will say this again.. If the price is too good to be true it probably is…What makes makeshift injection stories scary is that some of these so called “doctors” are using things such as fix a flat (yeah the stuff that you would use on car tires) and other mystery ingredients as filler!!

see also:Woman Arrested For Fatally Botching Mom’s Butt Injection!!!

see also:2 Butt Injection Horror Stories!!!

source:nypost.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Suspect Steals Freezer From Veterinary Hospital In Florida! (12/9/2017)

Freezer Stolen From Veterinary Hospital In Florida!!

If I were this veterinary hospital I would start my search with the person who is the local area scrap collector in town, they’ve probably been eyeballing this freezer for a few months!

see also:Man Buys Storage Locker At Auction And Discovers At Least 40 Frozen Dead Cats Inside

source:wfla.com

Fuckery We Missed: 27 Year Old Man Accused Of Shooting 16 Year Old And Leaving Her In A Burning Car After She Threatened To Tell About Their Sexual Relationship!! (12/9/2017)

16 Year Old Killed For Threatening To Expose Sexual Relationship With 27 Year Old

At a loss for words with this fuckery…

source:wtnh.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Aztec High School Shooter Disguised Himself To Get In!! (12/9/2017)

We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to all parties affected by this senseless act…

source:nbcnews.com

Fuckery Flashback: Ms. Peachez- Fry That Chicken (12/8/2017)

We feel as if you folks should see this fuckery just once in your lifetimes.. Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Sentenced To House Arrest After Ripping Man’s Testicle Out With Her Teeth!! (12/7/2017)

Woman Ripped Of Man’s Testicle With Her Teeth!!

Excerpt From Article:

She claimed she had been acting in self defence, but was convicted of assault.
Del Viscio has been placed on a restriction of liberty order for six months, which means she must stay at home between 22:00 and 06:00.
Appearing for sentence at Edinburgh Sheriff Court, she was also ordered to pay her victim £500 compensation.

Del Viscio, Mr Palma and two other people met in a nightclub after work. They had been drinking, and Del Viscio admitted to having taken drugs.
When the nightclub closed, all four went to Mr Palma’s flat in a taxi.
Mr Palma told the court that in the early hours of the morning, Del Viscio had begun “destroying” one of the bedrooms.
He said he told her to calm down and leave, but during the argument she bit his left testicle.

He said he tried to stop the flow of blood with a towel and called for an ambulance.
He was taken to Edinburgh Royal Infirmary, where his testicle was put back into the scrotum and he was given 15 stitches.
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Yikes…. We’ve come across our fair share of horror stories involving male genitalia i.e. genitalia being cut off, snapped by hand, ect ect…BUT… We think someone using their teeth to rip out a man’s ball is a first for our site!

see also:Man Who Had Dick Chopped Off By Woman With Pruning Shears Claims It Was ‘Sex Game Gone Wrong’!!

see also:South Korean Wife ‘Hacked Off Her Husband’s Dick And Flushed It Down The Toilet Because He Spent Too Much Time Golfing!!

see also:Woman Attempts To Break Husband’s Dick Off With Her Bare Hands!!

source:bbc.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Connecticut Man Pleads Guilty To Fucking His Dead Girlfriend Who Overdosed On Heroin!!! (12/7/2017)

Man Fucks Dead Girlfriend Who Overdosed!

Excerpt From Article:

The case began in January, when Willimantic police received a 911 call about an unresponsive woman. Officers arrived and found heroin and needles near the woman and tried without success to revive her. A medical examiner would later tell police the woman was dead before anyone called 911.

The woman was Graser’s girlfriend, and a detective began to question him as others examined the scene inside the apartment. A detective spotted ligature marks on the woman’s wrists and ankles. And Graser wondered aloud to a detective whether they suspected his arrest months earlier for choking the woman could be relevant.

So Graser began to talk. He told detectives he found his girlfriend, unresponsive and tried to wake her up. She was sitting and hunched over on their bed, and heroin and drug paraphernalia were on her lap.

“Aaron stated that he laid the victim down the bed and he rubbed her sternum,” according to the warrant for his arrest. “Aaron stated he listened to see if the victim was breathing and he heard gurgling. Aaron stated he knew the victim hated having sex with him so he figured that the victim might wake up if he had sex with her.”

Questioned further, Graser admitted to detectives that he tied the woman’s ankles and wrists to bed posts “because it was a fetish of his.” After he finished, he untied her, put her pants on and called in his neighbor, a former paramedic who later told police she believed the woman had been dead for a couple of hours.

An autopsy determined that the woman was dead when Graser had sex with her.
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This is some sick sad shit here!!Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:courant.com

#TBT Fuckery: Daycare Worker Caught On Video Pushing 4 Year Old Child Down Stairs!!! (12/7/2017)

(Originally Posted On 3/8/2017)

Daycare Worker Caught On Video Pushing 4 Year Old Down Flight Of Stairs!!!

This fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:philadelphia.cbslocal.com