Today’s HumanFuckery: Police Station In Ohio Seeking Person To Come Claim Their “Lost Property” After Finding Bag Of Meth!!! (12/4/2017)

Come Claim Your Lost Meth!

Believe it or not there would be someone stupid enough to attempt to claim this meth… What? You dont believe us??? View the see also links below to see how stupid some folks are when attempting to get their drugs back!!

see also:Man Loses Briefcase Full Of Cocaine!! Ask Cops If The Briefcase Was Found!!

see also:Woman Arrested For Drug Possession Returns To Police Station To Ask For Drugs Back!!! Police Rearrest Woman!!

see also:“Self Proclaimed Drug Dealer “Calls 911 Over Theft Of Cash And Drugs!!

source:wsaz.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man Sets Girlfriend’s House On Fire, Blames It On ”Random Black Guy”!! (12/4/2017)

18 Year Old Admits To Molesting 50 Kids Since He Was 10!!

We are just curious to know how many years this pedophile will be facing if he’s been up to this fuckery since he was 10!!!

source:losangeles.cbslocal.com

Fuckery We Missed: 15 Year Old Girl Stabbed And Set On Fire!! Teen Met Killer On Facebook!!! (12/4/2017)

Teen Stabbed And Burned To Death By Man She Met On Facebook!!

We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to this young teen’s family and friends!!

source:6abc.com

Fuckery We Missed: Florida Man Planned To Use Religion To Legitimize Sex With Girls Who Are 13 And 14!!! (12/3/2017)

“I Want To Do It, (I) Just Don’t Want To Be On TV

So… the creeps who post ads on Craigslist to impregnate people are ACTUALLY real people…. For those of you who are new to the site check out our Craigslist Fuckery section…There you’ll get to see examples of what some of these sick fucks out in this world are seeking to do.. As far as this story we’re thankful the boys in blue intervened!!

source:wftv.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Charged For Burning His House A Third Time!! (12/3/2017)

Serial Arsonist!!!

We only wanna know why!!!

source:13newsnow.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 70 Year Old Woman Made Ricin And Tested It On Neighbors!! (12/3/2017)

70 Year Old Woman Tested Ricin On Neighbors!!

We came across this story when it originally broke and elected to not post it until there was a mugshot of this lady.. After a quick scouring of the net we were unable to locate one… the only thing we came across was court room sketches.. For more info on this fuckery check out the link above, the link contains a 6 min video that should catch you up to speed with everything that’s going on!!

source:wcax.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Delivery Driver For Amazon Caught On Camera Shitting On Man’s Driveway!! (12/2/2017)

Amazon Driver Caught Taking Shit In Front Of Someone’s House!!

We are giving this man the benefit of the doubt in this case.. This man obviously was about to shit his pants and this was his only feasible option! Not gonna lie off the top of my head I’ve taken a couple of shits outdoors, granted these shits were (1) extreme emergencies, (2) done at night and (3) never in front of a person’s home!!!

see also:Man Said The “Holy Spirit” Told Him To Take A Shit In A Church!!

see also:Man Caught On Camera Pissing And Shitting On House!!

see also:“Mad Pooper” Wanted In Colorado!!

see also:Man Caught Taking A Shit On Street!!

see also:Surveillance Camera Catches Man Taking Shit On Person’s Porch!!

source:metro.co.uk

Today’s HumanFuckery: Chicago Man Beats Father’s Skull In And Also Chops Off His Dick!! Proceeds To Post Selfies Of Act On Facebook!! (12/2/2017)

Son Beats Father’s Skull In And Also Chops Of His Dick!!
Excerpt From Article:

A Chicago man murdered and mutilated his 61-year-old father before allegedly posting several selfies on Facebook, prosecutors say.

Police found Carl Edmondson’s body at the bottom of the basement stairs of his West Pullman home on Saturday. His skull had been crushed – with brain matter splattered on the floor and walls – and his penis has been cut off.

His son Carlton, 26, has been charged with his murder.
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This fuckery speaks for itself!! We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to this family… We can’t imagine how your feeling after this gruesome attack!!

source:foxnews.com

Fuckery We Missed: Jacksonville Officer Taunts Convicted Shooter During Sentencing With KY Jelly!! (12/2/2017)

“I Brought A Little Gift For You,” The Officer Said. “You Will Need It Where You Are Going.”

KY is probably only used in consensual sex relationships in prison… Usually Bubba & Company aren’t that nice!!

source:actionnewsjax.com