Fuckery We Missed: Missouri Couple Charged With Child Abuse After They Put 4 Month Old Son In Microwave!!! (12/2/2017)

4 Month Old Son Put In Microwave By Parents!!

At a loss for words with this fuckery… This couple better not receive anything less than life for this..

source:stltoday.com

Fuckery Flashback: The Rock- Pie (12/1/2017)

Everyone knows how everyday there is some sort of national day for example National Pie Day .. According to a few sites out there today is National Pie Day. We are confused on if today is National Pie Day or not because a quick google search states that National Pie Day falls on January 23 and actually has to do with pie the food. The second pie day is actually for the number Pi and appropriately this day falls on 3/14!!

We at humanfuckery.com purpose that there should be a 3rd pie day and that December 1st should be considered National Poontang Pie Day and Pie by The Rock should be the theme song for the day!

#TBT Fuckery: Woman Intentionally Hits Chicken Truck Because……… She’s A Vegan!! (11/30/2017)

(Story Originally Posted 3/2/2017)

Crazy Vegan Lady On Fuckery

This bitch is reppin’ the vegan set hard!!! I wonder how many people from the vegan community ride for the vegan set like this bitch! VEGAN 4 LIFE!!

source:11alive.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Apartment Fire Started When Teen Tried To Burn Bedbugs!!! (11/30/2017)

Teen Starts Apartment Fire By Attempting To Set A Bed Bug On Fire!

People taking matters into their own hands by attempting to exterminate bugs/animals is slowly becoming our new favorite genre of human fuckery! In case your wondering what our favorite genre of human fuckery is it would be prostitutes who have strange demands for their johns!!!

see also:Kansas Woman Tries To Kill Bugs With A Lighter And Ends Up Setting Her Apartment On Fire!!!

see also:Georgia Man Tries To Use Fireworks To Take Out Bee’s Nest, Burns Garage Down Instead!!!

see also:Man Using Propane Torch On Spiders Suspected Of Starting Home On Fire!!

see also: Man Burns Down Parents House While Trying To Exterminate Ants With Matches!!!

see also:Fire Set To Scare Off Opossums Destroys Man’s House!!

see also:Man Started Fire To Rid Home Of Snakes!!!

source:wcpo.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man Attempts To Attack Officers With Large Dildo!!! (11/30/2017)

Dildo Attack!!

Excerpt From Article:

A man told officials that Donald Hornback, 71, was slumbering on his property.

Investigators saw Hornback “sleeping next to a bike inside the fence line of the victim’s property.”

Hornback was asked to pack up his belongings and leave.

He started yelling that “we had no right to remove him from the victim’s property.”

He put his belongings in a back pack and “picked up a large dildo and began to swing it around at the officers and the victim on scene,” a report states.
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We’re surprised that none of these cops “mistakenly” misidentified this dildo as a weapon and that they didn’t get trigger happy in this incident of fuckery!!!

source:tcpalm.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Police In Lakewood, Ohio Are Searching For Man In Blue Face Paint Who Robbed Gas Station!! (11/29/2017)

Lost Member Of Blue Man Group Attempts To Rob Gas Station In Ohio

Excerpt From Article:

The robbery happened about 4:30 a.m. at the 7-Eleven on Hilliard Boulevard near Madison Avenue, according to a Lakewood police report. An employee of the store believes the man is the same person who came into the store the night before wearing a tan jacket.

The man walked into the store and made a purchase, pulled out a large kitchen knife and pointed it at the employee, Lakewood police Capt. Ed Hassing said.

The employee backed up and the robber reached toward the cash register.

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If they could find a man who used blackface as a disguise we all can be sure they’ll be able to find this blue man… To view more unique disguises that armed robbers have used please feel free to visit the see also links below!!!

see also:Man Who Attempted To Rob A Bank In Blackface Arrested!!

see also:Man Robs Gas Station…With A Drawn On Beard!!

see also:Robber Attempted To Rob 2 Stores With A Cardboard Box On His Head!!

source:cleveland.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Accused Of Stealing Ferrari With Keys Inside Caught After Asking For Gas Money!! (11/29/2017)

Ferrari Car Theft

Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!!

source:ktla.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Michigan Man Attempts To Pay Ticket With Pennies, Gets Choked By Guard And Shits Himself!!! (11/29/2017)

Choked Out For Paying In Pennies!!!

The thing that’s fucked up is this man used penny rolls which are 50 cent per roll (50 cent X 20= $10)….This method is better than paying these folks 1000 loose pennies.. All of this fuckery over $10 measly bucks…Unbelievable!!!

source:fox2detroit.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Who Had Dick Chopped Off By Woman With Pruning Shears Claims It Was ‘Sex Game Gone Wrong’!! (11/28/2017)

Dick Chopped Off With Shears!!

Excerpt From Article:

His side:

It was previously reported that the 40-year-old rock musician – named only as Sergio F – was asleep when he was allegedly mutilated by stunning blonde architect Brenda Barattini.

But his lawyer insisted today that he was both blindfolded AND aroused when the attack took place.

Barattini’s lawyer claims the 26-year-old was defending herself from a sex assault – after being fooled into letting Sergio into her apartment in Cordoba, Argentina.

Her side:

“She let him into her apartment because he’s someone who’s in a rock band and is an acquaintance of her brother but once inside, instead of removing a musical instrument as he was supposed to, he attacked her sexually and she assumed a defensive attitude.

“Whether or not she acted excessively is for the courts to decide.”
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At a loss for words with this fuckery…. We at humanfuckery.com will keep a close eye on the developments in this incident of fuckery because this case is extreme… It’s sad to say that since we’ve stared this site that we’ve seen fuckery like this before…. Please feel free to view the see also links for more cases like this!!

(UPDATE 4/25/2018):Woman Claims She Cut Off This Man’s Dick Over Leaked Sex Tape!!!

see also:Woman In India Blindfolds Man And Then Cuts Off His Dick!! Her Motive… He Was Gonna Marry Someone Else!!

see also:South Korean Wife ‘Hacked Off Her Husband’s Dick And Flushed It Down The Toilet Because He Spent Too Much Time Golfing!!

see also:Bronx Man Cuts Off Lovers Dick With Intentions On Eating It!!

see also:Man Cuts Off Dick After Parents Pressure Him To Marry Again!!

source:mirror.co.uk

Today’s HumanFuckery: Minneapolis Woman Charged With Killing Thanksgiving Guest For Smoking Crack!! (11/28/2017)

Crack Is Wack!!!

Excerpt From Article:

After she was arrested, Hare told police that she invited Caliph over for Thanksgiving dinner, but “before they started to eat, she looked over and saw the victim lighting up a crack pipe,” according to the criminal complaint.

She said she got angry because he did not ask her permission and did not offer her any of the drug. Hare told police she tried to appear intimidating by standing in front of the apartment with an antenna in one hand and a butcher knife in the other and told him he couldn’t leave.
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Who actually knew that there is such a thing as crack etiquette? We understand this woman getting upset about someone unsuspectingly freebasing crack in your crib but this man has to share his rock also??? Well we guess she did prep the Thanksgiving meal, letting her get a hit is least he could do!!

(UPDATE 1/23/2019):This Woman Was Sentence To Slightly More Than Six Years!!

source:startribune.com