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Man Gets Chopstick Stuck In Dick

This fuckery speaks for itself! We at humanfuckery.com wish this man a speedy recovery!!!

source:dailystar.co.uk

Ladies Secret Elixir Is A Cum Smoothie !!

We go from a post about a bleach elixir to a post about cum smoothies as a health remedy??? Everyone is willing to take some sort of cockamamie concoction to get well, what happened to rest and taking regular cold and flu pills?

see also :Bring Your Cum To Cook With In This Cooking Class

source:nypost.com

This lady who is claiming that this is true is nothing more than a charlatan peddling a bleach elixir!! I understand that it must be hard seeing your kid struggle with such a disease but never should anyone start giving your kid bleach to drink or giving your kid a bleach enema! This fuckery is unbelievable!!!

source:abc7.com

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Rappin’ for Jesus A.K.A. Jesus is my N*GGA!!! I bet this ”pastor” could out rap some of these so called rappers out today.

Next up we have IceJJFish’s video On The Floor. This video some how managed to get almost 53 million views in about a 2 year period.. I can make it through about half of this video before my ears cant take anymore of it, how long can your ears endure?

It’s so cold in the D! How the fuck do we ‘sposed to keep peace? What’s all on a n*gga’s mind? Murkin’ and doin’ time!!! Detroit stand up!!

”Foot Licker” Arrested

Yes, ladies and gents you read that headline correctly! This fuckery speaks for itself!!!

source:www.japantimes.co.jp

Thank god this baby was found alive and in stable condition! I commend this station for including information on Daniel’s Law in their coverage of this deplorable act, hopefully with this information being included in this newscast it can save a baby’s life!

see also: Teen Throws Newborn Baby OUT Second Story Window!!!

source:wltx.com

Firefighters May Not Face Jail Time For Sexual Assault

So…..Is this what firefighters do when they have down time? The actions by these folks remind me of something kids that are in junior high or high school would do, not firefighters! I’m hopping that the victim of this sophomoric assault got some sort of restitution for the fuckery he had to endure!

source:mysanantonio.com

Well… I’m sure a lot of us out there are blindsided by Trump’s victory.. Some of us out there may have had a plan b if the unthinkable happened. NPR reports that Canada’s Immigration website was down for hours during the election, this spike in traffic is no coincidence. For those who aren’t looking to relocate to another country, sit back,try and relax,and watch all the carnage unfold!

source:npr.org photo:snopes.com

CU in the NT Ad Campaign

I’ve seen this story floating around the net these past couple days and today my curiosity and the need for some sort of levity going into this Election Day got the best of me! In this clever allusion we all know what this ad is alluding but most of us stateside may not know what the NT in the ad stands for (Northern Territory which is located in Australia)! For more information on this witty ad campaign go ahead and check out the link above. For official CU in the NT merchandise check out their Official Facebook Page!

sources:huffingtonpost.com image:abc.net.au

Is this woman a modern day Houdini or did the authorities drop the ball on this one? There are a few things that I question: (1) Was she originally cuffed behind her back? (2) Why does it look like she still had her purse on her after she was detained? Anyways,on top of the arson charge you can go ahead and tack on fleeing an officer charge, grand theft auto, ect..ect…

See Also: Man Steals Cop Car And Streams It On Facebook!!