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Bleach Attack!!!

Excerpt From Article:

The 53-year-old woman told police officers that she was standing on Mason Street between Turk and Eddy streets about 7:30 p.m. on July 30 when the assailant approached her and told her to leave.

He left for a short period, returned with a cup of bleach in hand and poured it on the woman, police said.
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This type of behavior sounds like something a crackhead would do! We at humanfuckery.com wish this lady a speedy recovery, hopefully you aren’t permanently blinded by this senseless act of fuckery!!

see also:Woman Kills Boyfriend By Forcing Him To Drink Bleach!!!

see also:Parents Attempt To Cure Autism By Using Bleach!!!

see also:This Gas Station Employee Who Poured Bleach Into The Stations Sloppy Joe Mix!!!

source:sfgate.com

16 People OD In 1 Hour!!!

To those of you out there who aren’t familiar or dealt with drug dealers in your life, they offer you the first hit for free to try and get you hooked on that shit… If any of you or someone you love are dealing with addiction please seek some help!!

source:nbcphiladelphia.com

Charlottesville Driver

Not gonna spend to much on this fuckery…. We all should expect that demonstrations like what happened in Charlottesville will keep popping up all across the US with all the attention this fuckery is getting!!!

(UPDATE 12/8/2018) This Fucktard HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY!!!

(UPDATE 6/28/2019): This fucktard is has been sentenced to life in prison!!

source:cbsnews.com

Jiftip The Diktip

(1) Just feel like this strip would fall off and (2) Wait…. We would have to rip this off when we cum???

see also:Mensez Feminine Lip Stick

source:jiftip.com

Man Blames Groundhog For Beating Off In Public!!!

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According to a woman, who was one of the alleged victims, McCoy was following her and others, watching them playing in the park and making motions consistent with a sex act. When the woman turned to face him, she says McCoy’s pants were down and his private area was exposed!!

When police confronted McCoy about the allegations, he said he had an explanation, according to the arrest report. Police say he told them he was urinating, when his pants fell down. That’s when, he said, he was surprised by a groundhog which caused him to expose himself.

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This man couldn’t just beat off in the comforts of his own home while watching pornhub? I feel as if this man doesn’t know such websites like pornhub exist so he still beats off to his old VHS tapes!!

source:wdrb.com

Attempted Kidnapping Thwarted!!!

We at humanfuckery.com would like to commend these two for their heroic efforts to thwart this pedophile’s kidnapping! Way to set up and be good Samaritans!!

see also:Man Tried To Abduct 1 Year Old In Duffel Bag In Indiana!!

source:chicago.suntimes.com

This week’s Fuckery Flashback is a total mood post… I’ve been under the weather the past 2 days and of course with my luck I’m not able to shake this sickness going into a weekend that was jammed packed with parties and festivities I was supposed to attend, so therefore I’m blue! Humanfuckery.com wishes all of you a great weekend, I on the other hand will be resting and attempting to recover!!

STORY ORIGINALLY POSTED ON (11/17/2016)

Prostitute Wants Money And NACHOS

All we really want to know is what type of nachos she requested! My hypothesis would be this: 7/11 nachos, light nacho cheese (in case she would have to service a john later.. dont want any gas), heavy hamburger meat, light jalapenos (again might get outcalled), shredded cheese(light),salsa, and sour cream. Oh and upsize it because my daddy want some too!!!

see also: Man Attempts To Pay For Hooker With Mcds

source:wkbn.com

Babysitters Place Crying Baby In Refrigerator!!

This story makes my head hurt… Who is willing to bet these two will only get something like community service for this stunt!

source:wsbtv.com

75 Year Old Man Tied Up Son And Posted It To YouTube!!

This man is too old to be chasing likes on YouTube!!! We all should be thankful this child is safe!!!

source:wcnc.com