Today’s HumanFuckery: 6 Year Old Boy Accused Of Setting Two Separate Fires In Virginia!! (7/31/2017)

6 Year Old Boy Sets Two Fires!!!

How is this 6 year old obtaining lighters this easily to start 2 fires?? Someone needs to child proof their house!

see also:Kansas Woman Tries To Kill Bug With A Lighter And Ends Up Setting Her Apartment On Fire

see also:Man Burns Down Parents House While Trying To Exterminate Ants With Matches!!!

see also:Man Started Fire To Rid Home Of Snakes!!

source:wtkr.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Cleveland Strip Club Bouncer Accused Of Pistol-Whipping Stripper, Patron Prior To Shootout!! (7/31/2017)

Million Dollar Club
This strip club sounds like its a classy joint! I wonder what their customers rate this place?

source:cleveland.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Indiana Man Killed Doctor After Dispute Over Opioid Prescription!! (7/31/2017)

Doctor Fatally Shot In Head For Not Prescribing Patients’ Wife Pills

Excerpt from article:

After a brief argument in the parking lot, Michael Jarvis told two witnesses to leave the scene before shooting Graham twice in the head.

Jarvis then drove away in a red Dodge Neon to a friend’s home at the corner of Dragoon Trail and Valley Trail, about three miles away, and “gave them indication that he was not going to be around,” Cotter said.
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It sounds like this man was using his wife’s “pain” to score pills for HIS addiction! We at humanfuckery.com would like to send this doctor’s family and friends our condolences. It is very unfortunate that someone killed this man for nothing, this doctor was just trying to do his job ethically!

source:outhbendtribune.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Woman Who Was The Getaway Driver In A Armed Robbery Brings Along Her 1O Year Old Child!!!(7/30/2017)

Mother Of The Year!!!

The things people do when they cant find a sitter!!!

see also:Potential Parents Of The Year Candidates… Parents Use Their Kids To Help Shoplift From Department Store!!!

source:orlandosentinel.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Toronto Man Killed Mother And Two Siblings With Crossbow Because Mother Was Going To Expose His Secret To His Fiance!!!(7/30/2017)

Canadian Man Kills Mom And Two Siblings With Crossbow

This man’s mother was going to tell his fiance that he had a past of a bank robber!

Excerpt from article:

According to the statement of facts, Ryan only intended to confront his mother about the threats of exposing him and to convince her to continue supporting him financially until the wedding and until he got a job.

However, the argument between the two became heated quickly. Susan called her son Christopher, 42, to come and help her. During the argument, Ryan retrieved the crossbow and crossbow bolts from the garage.

Susan followed him to the garage. As the argument continued, Ryan stabbed his mother with a crossbow bolt and strangled her to death using a yellow nylon rope.

When Christopher arrived, Ryan shot him in the back of his neck using the crossbow. He moved their bodies into the garage and hid them under a tarp.

As Ryan exited the garage, he was confronted by Alexander, 29, who had arrived at the house. As the brothers fought, Ryan fatally stabbed Alexander with a crossbow bolt.
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source:thestar.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Fell From Balcony During Threesome After Argument Over Position!!! (7/29/2017)

3Some Problems!!!

Not much to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!

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see also:Woman Stabs Man With Scissors Over A Threesome!!!

source:metro.co.uk

Today’s HumanFuckery: Security Officer Allegedly Steals $100,000 On His First Day On The Job!!! (7/29/2017)

$100,00 On The First Day!!

Everyone who was involed in getting this man hired should be fired… NO QUESTIONS ASKED!!!

source:foxnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Tries To Steal Police Car With Officer In It!! (7/29/2017)

Man Attempts To Hijack Cop Car With Cop Sitting Inside

It is apparent that this man has played to much GTA!!!

source:tcpalm.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: British Man Crashes $325K Ferrari An Hour After Buying It!!! (7/29/2017)

325k Ferrari Crashed Within One Hour Of Ownership!!

We are glad your ok…. Nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!

source:thestar.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Argument Over Magic The Gathering Card Game Leads To Stabbing!! (7/29/2017)

Stabbed Over Magic The Gathering

NERD ALERT!! NERD ALERT!!! NERD ALERT!!!! NERD ALERT!!!

1. I didnt know people still played Magic The Gathering
2.Your too old for this fuckery…
3. Was there money on this game? That’s the only way we could see Magic becoming violent!

source:fox9.com