Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Woman Stole Money From The City Of Gainesville To Get A Butt Lift!! (6/17/2017)

Stolen Butt Lift!!

The things women do for beauty! I really wanna know what she did with the rest of the money! Unfortunatly this isn’t the worst story we covered that dealt with butt lifts… We covered a “doctor” who filled her patients asses with fix a flat (view see also link below)!!!

see also:2 Butt Injection Horror Stories!!

source:clickorlando.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Awarded $870K After Doctor Removes Wrong TESTICLE!!(6/17/2017)

Wrong Ball Removed!!!

This fuckery speaks for itself!!!

source:fox43.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Gas Station Fight Over Flammin’ Hot Cheetos!! (6/17/2017)

Flammin Hot Cheetos

Three things: (1)Who the fuck shoplifts Cheetos? (2) The clerks voice overs was great! (3) When I came across this news story I knew they were black!

source:click2houston.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Officer In Philando Castile Shooting Acquitted!! (6/17/2017)

Jeronimo Yanez Acquitted

Not gonna spend to much time on this… All I want to know is when will the cops be held accountable for these excessive force killings? In case you’ve been living under a rock and was uncertain on what happened in this case check out the video below.


Aftermath

Update (6/26/2017): Philando Castile Family Reaches $3 Million Settlement in His Death

Update (11/30/2017): Diamond Reynolds Philando Castile’s Girlfriend Awarded $800k In Damages!!

source:cnn.com nbcnews.com

Fuckery Flashback: Dr. Jean – The Guacamole Song (6/16/2017)

A few years ago this :20 second clip was all over our timelines on every social media platform! I’m sure most of you had no clue that this clip was only a segment of a 3 and a half minute song. We’ve posted both versions of the guacamole song below, feel free to listen at your own leisure!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Chinese Man Arrested For Capturing Up 500 Cats He Planned To Sell To Restaurants!! (6/15/2017)

Your Neighborhood Cat Snatcher!!

Before you mind wanders to the stereotype that is cast on Chinese food here in the states, over in China it is not illegal to eat cat or dog.. The crazy thing about this incident of fuckery is that this man was capturing every single cat he came across… Sadly, this isn’t the first time we’ve came across someone with a questionable surplus of cats. In one case we covered a man who bought a storage locker discovered a freezer full of dead cats (view see also link below)!!

see also:Man Buys Storage Locker At Auction And Discovers At Least 40 Frozen Dead Cats Inside!

source:washingtonpost.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Poisonous Snake Bites Man, Man Bites Wife So They Could “Die Together”!! (6/15/2017)

“He told me he loved me too much and want to die together before grabbing my wrist and sinking his teeth into it. I allowed him to do so”

It is truly hard to find love like this in this day and age! We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to this man’s wife (who is a true ride or die bitch) and the rest of this man’s family and friends!

source:gulfnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Prostitution Sting Ends With Officer Being Attacked By A Sword!!! (6/14/2017)

9 Arrested In Prostitution Sting

Ninjas need love too! Nothing much more to say on this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:kcentv.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp To Give Out Pregnancy Tests During ‘‘You Might Be The Father’s Day’’ Promotion!! (6/14/2017)

Free Home Pregnancy Test!!

Hopefully the team placed their logo on these test!! If that is the case these pregnancy test will become an instant collector’s item!

source:jacksonville.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Accused Of Shooting Statue At Church 7 Times!! (6/14/2017)

Man Shoots Church Statute 7 Times!!

A few questions: (1) What was the point of this fuckery? (2) What was this man under the influence of? (3) Why wasn’t this man shot if he was reaching for his weapon?

source:sfgate.com