Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Charged After DNA Shows He Fathered Young Relative’s Child!! (6/3/2017)

Accused Of Predatory Criminal Sexual Assault Of A Relative Since The Age Of 8 Years Old!!!

This sick fuck deserves nothing less than life in prison!!!

source:chicagotribune.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Texas Man Dies After Being Choked Out At Denny’s!!! (6/3/2017)

Man Beat At Denny’s

I dont know what the fuck has been going on at Denny’s as of late (view see also links below)! What I question in this incident of fuckery is where the footage is? Everybody knows that there was at least one person who probably busted out their cellphone to record this!! All joking aside, we at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to this man’s family and friends!

UPDATE: Here is the footage of the fuckery!! Of course people standing around not doing anything while this man is getting the life choked out of him!!!

(UPDATE 11/8/2018):This Man Was Sentenced To 25 Years For This Fuckery!!

see also: Man Charged In Attempt To Set Patrons On Fire At Denny’s!!

see also:Man Sets Stranger On Fire Inside Of A Denny’s Restaurant!!

source:khou.com chron.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Father Killed After Fight Between 6 Year Old Boys At Kindergarten Graduation Party Escalates!! (6/3/2017)

Father Shot And Killed

We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to this man’s family and friends!!! We are truly sorry for your loss!

source:wnep.com

Fuckery Flashback: Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz – I Don’t Give A Fuck(6/2/2017)

This weeks Fuckery Flashback currently captures my mood for this weekend!!! I honestly don’t give a fuck what’s on the agenda or what is planned, I’m just going with the flow this weekend on impromptu shit!!

Ladies and Gentleman, enjoy your weekend!!

TBT Fuckery: Man Forced To Pay Child Support For A Kid That Isn’t His!!! (6/1/2017)

I would advise any and all fathers out there to know the statute of the laws in your state dealing with your kid/s… Wouldn’t want you to have to pay, excuse me, give your scandalous ex money for a kid that isn’t even yours!! In this case you know this bitch aint giving this kid a god damn dime of it.. I also wonder how much she took him for in the divorce???

source:m.newson6.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Beating Off On Top Of Excavator!!! (6/1/2017)

viewer discretion is advised

This fuckery speaks for itself!!!

see also:Two Extreme Cases Of Men Scratching Their Dangus!!!

see also:NJ Man Breaks Into Home And Beats Off Over Sleeping Woman!!

source:liveleak.com

Today’s HumanFuck: Sex Toys, 30,000 Condoms Stolen From Las Vegas Warehouse!! (6/1/2017)

Sex Toy And Condom Robbery

Coming to a black market near you!!!

see also:Sex Toys Used To Thwart Attempted Robbery!!

source:nbclosangeles.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Want Your Vagina Rejuvenated? Try Using Ground-Up Wasp Nests!!! (6/1/2017)

New Trend In Vagina Rejuvenation?!?

I’m no gynecologist but there is no way this is safe!! What I would suggest is maybe kegels and not being ran through so often! This fuckery is the most cockamamie shit I’ve seen in awhile!!!

see also:Mensez Feminine Lip Stick!

see also:Parents Attempt To Cure Autism By Using Bleach?

source:dailymail.co.uk

Today’s HumanFuckery: Steak N Shake Waitress Accidentally Drops Cocaine Into Officer’s Drink!!! (6/1/2017)

Waitress Accidentally Drops Coke In Officer’s Drink

She should of hid the coke in her bra… I’m sure it wouldn’t of fallen out, or here is a better one not have drugs on you while your at work!

source:wate.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Hits Girlfriend Over The Head With Hot Crock Pot During Domestic Dispute!!! (6/1/2017)

Man Assaults Girlfriend With Crock Pot

I wonder what they were making?? The article neglected to say! Honestly, I am glad that the contents inside of the crock pot didn’t get on this lady’s face and burn her!

source:kentucky.com