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If your wondering how I figure out what to post on any Fuckery Flashback, I usually post the first thing that pops in my mind when I wake up on Friday… Today it happened to be the terrible song Who Let The Dogs Out by the Baha Men! One of my fondest memories of this trash was at my sophomore homecoming, the god damn dj played this song at least 10 times that night… Fun fact about this song, I bet none of you knew this song actually won a Grammy for Best Dance Recording in 2001.

Everyone enjoy your Memorial Day weekend!! I may take a short hiatus due to the fact that I will be on vacation.

In a post from 3 days ago we said we didn’t want to see a resurgence of creepy clowns…. Well we have more incidents of it… One can only assume that since its gonna be summer soon that there will be more crazy clown sightings!!1

Man In Clown Makeup With Bladed Gloves Accused Of Killing Man!!

Clown Murder?

(UPDATE 6/27/2018):Christian Gulzow, Guilty Of Second-Degree Murder Following A Four-Day Trial

(UPDATE 8/13/2018): This Clown Was Sentenced To 42 Years In Prison!!

Clown Wielding ‘Bloody’ Machete Scares Drivers On California Highway

Clown On The Interstate

sources:denverpost.com ksbw.com

Fake Beard Bank Robber

This isn’t the worst fake beard we’ve come across!!

see also:Man Robs Gas Station, Suspect Has Drawn On Beard

source:sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com

Toddler Dies From Wrestling Moves!

R.I.P Addie Cook!! These two better not get anything less than a life sentence for this fuckery! We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to the family members who actually cared about this baby!!

source:fox2now.com

9 Year Old Researching Porn

Excerpt from article: When the teacher asked the girl why she was searching for pornography, the child told her that she was searching for what was being done to her at night. She said Garay sexually assaults her “all the time at night” and never lets her sleep.
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How does a father do this to their own child?!?! We can only hope that this father gets his in prison!

source:mysanantonio.com

Student Stab With Scissors During Fight!!

We should be thankful that this girl survived this fuckery, this fight could have been a lot worse!!

source:abc7chicago.com

Principal Commits Suicide On School Grounds

There’s gotta be more to this story, I’m sure more details will become available in due time!!! We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to this man’s family and friends, I’m sure all of you are pretty shocked by this suicide!

source:ktre.com

We commend the people in the video who actually came to the aid of this Mexican lady! Usually nowadays whenever scenarios like this happen we just see people stand by and not do a god damn thing, except pull out their phones to record!

see also:This Old Lady’s Racist Tirade

Segregated Water Fountains

What we really wanna know is what type of punishment this student faced, bet it was just a slap on the wrist!

see also:Student Post Racist Hunting License On SnapChat

source:wtkr.com

Man Catfishing Teenage Boys On Facebook For Sex

Quote from the article “Holyfield told the boy he would be wrapped in a blanket, using the excuse that he had previously been videotaped and didn’t want that to happen again. In reality, George said, Holyfield was trying to disguise the fact that he was a man.”
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This man should have no problems assimilating into the prison lifestyle.. He will be someone’s bitch as soon as he steps foot in the pen!

source:al.com