Today’s HumanFuckery: Oklahoma County Jail Nurse Sentenced For Smuggled Cellphones!! (5/22/2017)

Smuggled Cellphones

This lady took $200 from an inmate in return she smuggled phones in!!! This nurse must of been tight for cash if she would risk her career and face penalties/jail for $200!!

see also:Mannequin Challenge… Prison Edition

see also:Another Prison Mannequin Challenge

source:newsok.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Thieves Steal Hearse, Ditch Body On Rural Road!!! (5/22/2017)

Stolen Hearse

What exactly posses a person to steal a hearse?? I doubt a chop shop would be in the market for this type of vehicle! These thieves gave no fucks that day, they just handled and dumped a dead body on the side of the road without thinking twice about it!!

source:nypost.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man In Clown Mask Arrested For Scaring Motorists! (5/22/2017)

Scary Clown

I just asked myself this awhile ago ” whatever happened to the scary clowns that were randomly showing up?” Lets hope these creepy clowns never make a resurgence again!!

see also:Where The Fuck Did These Creepy Ass Clowns Come From?

see also:Do Clowns Lives Matter? Apparently To This Clown!! Clown Lives Mater March Coming Soon!!

source:lex18.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 2 Children, Who Were Shot In Head By Mother, Have Died!! (5/22/2017)

2 Children (6 and 8 Years Old) Shot In Head By Mother

These two didn’t deserve to go out like this!! It is evident that this mother has a mental issue to do this type of fuckery to her own children!!! We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to the family members that really care about these two kids!!

source:whio.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Upset Over Fries At Wendy’s Maced Drive Thru Employee (5/21/2017)

Maced Over French Fries

So I’m not the only one who makes Wendy’s make a fresh batch of fries for me!! It seems as if every time I get Wendy’s there fries are always cold and inedible!

source:minnesota.cbslocal.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Drunk Man Passes Out On Car: Driver Goes 14 Miles Without Noticing!!! (5/21/2017)

We are thankful that this man didn’t fall off!! Could you imagine how freaked out this couple would have been if they made it all the way home and realized a man was sleeping on their car or could you imgaine if this man slid off somewhere and woke up and had no clue where the fuck he was at!!!

source:fox13memphis.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man In Wheelchair Goes On Racist Tirade After Hearing Man Speak Spanish To His Mother!!! (5/21/2017)

I’ve been seeing this video circulate around on social media and I finally got around to viewing and posting the whole video! Honestly there isn’t to much to say about this video, the fuckery speaks for itself!

see also:Woman Goes Off On Greek Couple For Not Speaking English!!!

see also:This Old Lady’s Racist Tirade

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Arrested After Removing Transgender Woman’s Testicles!!! (5/20/2017)

Man Arrested After Removing Transgender Woman’s Balls

Red flags all over the place: (1) NO MEDICAL LICENCE, (2)Dude used an Army surgical kit (didn’t say how old it was), (3) Was done in someone’s home, not at a medical office!! (4) “call 911 if any “complications” developed”!! I could go on and on but to be frank, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:denverpost.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Gas Station’s Nacho Cheese Paralyzes California Woman!!! (5/20/2017)

Nacho Cheese

If I wasnt already weary of eating anything from a gas station already!! I won’t be eating anything that isn’t sealed in a gas station until further notice!!!

see also:Backpage Prostitute Solicits Officer For Cash And Nachos!!

source:sacbee.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Teachers In Georgia Gives Student “Most Likely To Not Pay Attention Award”, Student Who Won Award Has ADHD!!! (5/20/2017)

“Most Likely to Not Pay Attention Award”

Lets give a girl who suffers from ADHD an award in front of the school, not an award for something good but an award making fun of her condition!!!! If I were this mother I would hire a lawyer and file a lawsuit against this school ASAP!!!

source:fox5dc.com