Today’s HumanFuckery: “If I’m Not using It, I Might As Well Shoot It Off!!! Man Threatens To SHOOT Off Own Dick After Wife Catches Him Watching Porn!!! (5/17/2017)

Man Threatens To Shoot Off Own Dick

Excerpt From Article:

“If I’m not using it, I might as well shoot it off,” Robert C. Ahorner, 57, formerly of N7270 Highway 120, East Troy, told his wife during the argument, according to the complaint filed in Walworth County Court. On May 3, Walworth County sheriff’s deputies responded to the East Troy home and found what looked like four bullet holes in the floor of the master bathroom, according to the complaint.

Ahorner told a deputy he wanted to scare his wife and aimed the gun at the floor so the rounds would go into the basement, where no one was supposed to be, the complaint states. Ahorner admitted to drinking a 12-pack of beer the day of the incident. He said he started drinking about noon, according to the complaint. Ahorner’s wife said her husband has mental health issues and takes several medications, according to the complaint.

The wife told deputies she argued with Ahorner about 5 p.m. because he was looking at porn on the internet. Ahorner grabbed his then-unloaded 9mm semi-automatic pistol, pointed it at his penis and pulled the trigger, according to the complaint.
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Either his wife needs to start giving it up or he should look into finding pros on Backpage!!!

source:norfolkdailynews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Burglar Took Selfies With Stolen iPad!! (5/17/2017)

Stolen Ipad

Quote from article: “The iPad has an iCloud feature on it and a feature where if someone’s trying to get into the iPad, it snaps a picture of them,” Baltimore police spokesman Chief T.J. Smith said.
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If you went to this extent to set up your Ipad to do all this extra shit, why didn’t you set up find my iphone on this device also? This young man would be arrested by now!!!

source:wbaltv.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man Accused Of Raping Neighborhood Girl, 8, Blames Her Provocative Clothing!! (5/17/2017)

Blamed Rape On 8 Year Old’s Attire!!

This story disgusts me!! Nothing much more to say about this story, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:orlandosentinel.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Mislead Police About Finding Baby In Shopping Cart At Wal-Mart!!! (5/17/2017)

Baby Found In Shopping Cart AT Wal-Mart

At least she notified the authorities and didn’t just leave the poor baby there…

see also:Baby Found In Trash In China

see also:Mother Charged With Murder In Death Of Newborn Found In Trash!!

see also:Teen Throws Newborn Baby Out Second Story Window!!

see also:19 Year Old College Student Throws Her Newborn Baby In The Trash

source:daytondailynews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Was This Officer’s Actions Just?? (5/17/2017)

Was This Necessary??

Of course this shit was excessive!! What exactly was this suspect gonna do to this cop when he was already detained? Another thing that was unnecessary was this man’s crime history being aired… Yes, he has had quite a few run ins with the law, but what did his previous arrest history have to do with him being tased for no fucking reason!

source:fox4news.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Hate Crime In NY!!! Suspect Set Fire That Burned Down Garage And Caused Damage To Family’s Home!! (5/17/2017)

Arson Hate Crime!

We are thankful that everyone is safe!! One can only hope local authorities get down to the bottom of this fuckery!

source:wnyt.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Black “White Supremacist” Arrested For Vandalizing High School!!(5/16/2017)

Black “White Supremacist”

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

MERIDIAN, Miss. (WTOK) – Meridian police have made two arrests in connection with a break-in and vandalism at Meridian High School Friday.

The ninth grade building was burglarized and extensive graffiti and profanity was spray painted on buildings.

Police say 19-year-old Jordan Wolfe is responsible for destroying property at Meridian High School and promoting racial hate.

Detectives say Wolfe calls himself a white supremacist. In Wolfe’s preliminary hearing investigators revealed that Wolfe told them he has fantasies of killing black people.

“He admitted to the vandalism and burglary at Meridian High School. He also named his 16-year-old accomplice,” Meridian Police Chief Benny Dubose says.

Wolfe and his younger brother were identified through surveillance footage. Both have been charged with commercial burglary. Wolfe was also charged with carrying a concealed weapon and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

On Saturday night, more graffiti was found around the city. Chief Benny Dubose says a city employee was taking pictures of the recently spray-painted hate messages when he saw Jordan Wolfe nearby.
Detectives testified that Wolfe was arrested in the tunnel on 26th Avenue after he spray-painted more graffiti.

“The police department was in the area at the time. They took the individual into custody after questioning him and finding spray paint along with fresh graffiti in the subway,” Dubose explains.

Dubose says the anti-defamation league and federal authorities are looking into this case to determine if it will be classified as a hate crime. He anticipates more charges will be added to the Wolfe brothers by Meridian detectives. Meanwhile, Mayor Percy Bland says Meridian has come together and will not tolerate this.

“Everyone in this community condemns these cowardly acts and they do not reflect who we are as a community or as a city,” Bland says.

Wolfe said in court Monday that he only broke a few glass windows and that it shouldn’t cost the estimated $15,000 to repair.

Police anticipate several charges being added to the list for both suspects.

A GoFundMe account has been created by Meridian High School students to replace the graffiti with a mural.

https://www.gofundme.com/meridian-high-schools-new-mural
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This fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:wtok.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Teen Dies Of Caffeine Overdose!!! (5/16/2017)

Caffeine Overdose

Personally I’m surprised more incidents like this aren’t happening more frequently!! We at humanfuckery.com would like to send this young man’s family and friends our condolences…

source:nbcnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Oregon Man Carries Mom’s Decapitated Head In Grocery Store, Proceeds To Stab Clerk!! (5/16/2017)

Son Decapitates Mom’s Head

What exactly did this mother do to deserve this vile act??? I bet it was something petty like this mother asking this crazy fuck to take the trash out!

(UPDATE 6/27/2018): Webb Was Committed To A Psychiatric Hospital!!

see also:Man Beheads His Mother Then Takes A Selfie With Dismembered Head!!!

see also:18 Year Old Beheads His Own Mother!!! Tells Dispatchers He Did It “Because I Felt Like It”

source:washingtonpost.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Charged With Murder After Ramming Teen Into Tree!! (5/16/2017)

Woman Rams Teen Into Tree

We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to this victim’s family and friends!! This incident of fuckery was senseless!!

source:chicago.cbslocal.com