Today’s HumanFuckery: The Coachella Phone Burglar (4/18/2017)

Coachella Phone Burglar

Find My Iphone is a life saver… I’ve had to use this feature once due to the fact that I was drunk as fuck and decided to throw my phone out of a car going 65 miles per hour.. This dummy obviously didn’t know that this was a feature on almost all cellphones nowadays..

source:nypost.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Walmart Brawl In Cali (4/18/2017)

Look at how many people have their phones out recording this fuckery!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Suspect In 1 Year Old Infants Death Is A 8 Year Old Girl!! (4/18/2017)

We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to the victim’s family! We can only hope that the authorities get down to the bottom of this!

source:wzzm13.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Shoplifter Used Candy To Lure Boys To Wal-Mart!!(4/17/2017)

Woman Lures Kids With Chocolate

This story is all over the place!!! She must just smoked some of the meth that she was hiding in her bra! This story is human fuckery at its finest!

source:dallasnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Attempts To Drown 9 Month Old Baby After Boyfriend Broke Up With Her!!! (4/17/2017)

Woman Attempts To Drown Newborn

We all should be thankful that this baby is ok! It is obvious that this woman isn’t ok, this stunt probably lost her custody of her child!!

source:azcentral.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Chicago Man Shot And Killed For Not Sharing His Blunt!! (4/17/2017)

Man Killed For Not Sharing His Blunt

Excerpt From Article:

Jaquel Foots, 20, who was charged with murder in the April 6 shooting death of 28-year-old Arsennial Allen, appeared before a judge at the Leighton Criminal Court Building.

Prosecutors said Allen was smoking a blunt outside a store in the 2300 block of East 83rd Street in the South Chicago neighborhood just before 3:30 p.m.

Foots wanted a hit of the blunt and Allen, a store employee, refused, according to Assistant State’s Attorney Jillian Anselmo.
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There isn’t much to say, this fuckery speaks for itself! We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to the victim’s family and friends!!

source:chicagotribune.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: On The Day Before Easter 4 People Shot At A Bar In Illinois, Shooter Still At Large!! (4/17/2017)

4 Injured In Bar Shooting, Shooter Still At Large

Welp, we have some local area fuckery to report… This incident of fuckery happened about 15 miles from where I reside… All 4 people who were shot are in fair condition….. Meanwhile this shooter is still on the loose.. If anyone in the area has any information on this suspect please contact the Rock Falls Police Department!

source:saukvalley.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Cleveland Man Broadcast Himself Murdering Man On Facebook Live! (4/16/2017)

Look, I wasn’t planning on doing any sort of update today because of the holiday but after seeing news of this fuckery while scrolling threw my Instagram feed I knew I couldn’t wait until tomorrow! In the comments of the post that I came across someone was quick to inform everyone that if you were to search this man’s name on Instagram that you could view this fuckery uncensored. Low and behold, I search this and there’s this murder for everyone to see… I personally did not watch this, I really cant bring myself to watch it.. We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to the victim’s family, we are deeply saddened by your loss!

Update (4/18/2017):Steve Stephens Shot And Killed Himself

source:nbcnews.com

Happy Easter From Humanfuckery.com

HE HAS RISEN!!!!! Everyone have a great Easter!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Burglar Caught Frying Chicken In Woman’s Home!! (4/15/2017)

Burglar Caught Frying Chicken During Home Invasion!!

This fuckery speaks for itself!! I dont know why but this YouTube video popped in my head when I came across this news story!

source:fox35orlando.com