Malcolm Downes, 61, said he had been planning to see his doctor for libido suppressing drugs but instead went to a field after being freed from prison. He was spotted on February 18 in Bransholme, Hull, by a witness who thought he was urinating.
Prosecutor Neil Coxon said it ‘soon became clear he was in fact masturbating’. He added: ‘This activity went on for three or four minutes. His penis was exposed for about 10 minutes.’ During a police interview he told detectives: ‘I was sat on a bench. I was feeling sexy so I started to…’ Downes told them he knew what he was doing was wrong but didn’t do it to draw attention to himself. He was released on bail but within 24 hours he was spotted by an off-duty police officer at the same field, again masturbating. He admitted that he had a problem but got a thrill out of it.
Gross!!! There’s nothing much to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!
Please, please, PLEASE release these idiots mugshots when the authorities catch up with these geniuses!! When we first came across this story a few days ago we thought this was an idea that a high schooler would think would work, not 15-20 grown adults. SMH!!
Estrella’s owner asked that a rape kit be done because Fidel Lopez had expressed an interest in bestiality by exposing his genitals to the dog, bragging about watching another person sexually assault a dog and asking if his fiancee would ever consider getting a dog bigger than a Lhasa Apso mix, according to the affidavit.
DNA evidence linked Fidel Lopez to the crime, investigators say.
According to the affidavit, he told police that he had sex with the dog while in bed with her, after becoming frustrated that the dog’s owner — who was his fiancee of 2 ½ years — didn’t return home the previous night or answer his phone calls. He told police the dog seemed fine. He said he had been drinking.
WHY!!! This fuckery is so gross on so many levels!! We can only hope that during this man’s short jail stay that a prisoner who’s a dog lover does the same to him while he’s incarnated!
California City police continue to investigate a crash that severely injured a 10-year-old boy who was “surfing” atop a car driven by one of his parents.
Police say no charges have been filed against the boy’s parents as they investigate.
California City police responded to a child hit by vehicle near Neuralia Road and Ironwood Avenue just after 4 p.m. on Friday.
When police arrived on scene, they found the boy with what were described as major injuries.
According to witnesses, the boy fell forward and was dragged underneath the car for a short distance. Witnesses believe he suffered a head injury.
The boy was taken to a children’s hospital for his injuries.
Two things in this incident of fuckery: (1) We bet this fuckery was done in an attempt to get some likes and views. (2) Guarantee someone has footage of this fuckery!!! We at humanfuckery.com wish this kid a speedy recovery, we hope you recover from this..
An Alabama man flapping his arms like wings attacked a police officer with a flashlight and gashed the officer in the head.
Police in Level Plains arrested 51-year-old William Doran of Enterprise on Sunday. He’s charged with second-degree assault and possession of marijuana.
Local new outlets report Doran was standing in the road near a convenience store “acting like a bird” and trying to get into a passing vehicle.
When an officer arrived and approached Doran, Level Plains Investigator Raemonica Cloyd says Doran attacked with the flashlight. The officer called for backup, and once help arrived, Doran was arrested.
The injured officer was taken to a hospital to be treated for two gashes to the head and is expected to recover.
Doran remains jailed Monday and no bail is set.
Wow!! We’re truly shocked this “bird” wasn’t shot especially after attacking the police!!
Shannon Moore was all smiles after West Springfield police arrested her following a two-car crash that reportedly caused Moore’s automobile to flip over. The happy-go-lucky motorist allegedly declined to cooperate with firefighters when they arrived to see if she’d been injured, according to Western Mass News.
ZERO FUCKS GIVEN!! We at humanfuckery.com are glad that no one was harmed by this woman’s recklessness!! For past and present potential mugshots of the year post please feel free to visit the see also links below!!
Here’s an idea… If your mother was “driving you crazy” why not move out of her basement instead of murdering her, you dumb fuck! We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to the ones who love this woman.
Wow!! All over a $2500 drug debt!! We’re sure this bitch could have sold other valuables she owned , that’s if she hadn’t done so already for drugs! If she happened to have sold everything for her drug addiction maybe should have thought of becoming a prostitute instead of attempting to sell your kids!! (we at humanfuckery.com do not condone prostitution in any way shape or form)
According to the report, officers arrived on the scene at 11 a.m. The victim, Joshua Scott, told officers struck him in the face and stole his 2011 Nissan Sentra.
On April 2, investigators met up with Scott again to discuss the investigation into the report. After Scott provided another statement, investigators determined there were “some inconsistencies.” They confronted Scott with evidence and determined the report was “fabricated.”
Scott then admitted that he reported the carjacking to cover up the fact that he gave his vehicle to a friend in exchange for meth.
We said it before and we’ll say it again… Ladies And Gentlemen…. DONT DO METH!!!