Today’s HumanFuckery: Is This Man Living In 3017??? Vancouver Driver Busted For Attaching Cellphone, Tablet To Steering Wheel!!! (11/16/2017)

Is This Man Living In 3017?

Eventually some car company will emplement this type of device in a car,shit they might as well since some cars come standard with wifi nowadays! This man was issued a $81 ticket for failing to produce his driver’s licence and he also received a lengthy conversation about road safety.

Today’s HumanFuckery: Trust Fall Gone Wrong!!!! Diplomat Plunges 5 Stories to His Death During!!! (11/16/2017)

Trust Fall Gone Wrong!!

Excerpt From Article:

Simpson and a number of other people were on the roof of the building to look at the Empire State Building, which was lit up in rainbow colors in recognition of a survey that found most Australians support marriage equality, when Simpson swung a woman around, angering her husband, according to police.

Simpson later offered to prove his trustworthiness to the man by playing a game of “trust fall” on an apartment terrace. He went to a ledge and leaned back, but as he grabbed for the man’s hand, he slipped and fell to a second-floor landing, police said.

We at would like to send our condolences to this man’s family and friends, we are sorry for your loss!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Former Florida Firefighter Arrested For Stealing, Setting Walmart On Fire!!! (11/16/2017)

Former Firefighter Sets Wal-Mart On Fire!!

Best believe you’ll see all sorts of fuckery close to this magnitude this coming holiday season. If memory serves me correct last year some lady attempted to burn down a dollar store in Washington because the store had no shopping carts available!

see also:Woman Starts Fire In Store Because There Wasn”t Any Shopping Carts!!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Tweaker On The Roof!!! Family Wakes Up To Stranger Stomping On Roof Claiming He’s Meeting A DEA Agent!!! (11/15/2017)

Tweaker On The Roof

Excerpt From Article:

A man living in the home told deputies he and this three young sons woke up to Futch yelling, howling and walking down the road around 6 a.m. on Nov. 11.

Two hours later, the man says they woke up again after hearing Futch on the roof of his home near the 1800 block of 4th Ln.

When Futch was asked if he was under the influence he said he had injected meth at approximately 2 a.m., an arrest affidavit states.

Ladies and gentelmen… DONT DO METH!!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man Stabs Friend In Chest Over Pizza!! (11/15/2017)

Man High On K2 Stabs Man Over Pizza!!!

Yikes, the first mistake these two made was to use K2… Anyone who elects to use any of these so called “legal weed” products is setting their selves up for a shitty experience because you never know what type of high you’re gonna get with these synthetic drugs. As far as the pizza goes we would like to know what type/brand it was if this man had this type of freak out over it…. Sadly, we’ve seen a lot of people get violent over various different types of foods, feel free to view some more stories below!!!

see also:Man Fatally Shot Stepson Over A Chili Dog!!

see also:Alabama Man Beat Brother With Baseball Bat Over Taco Bell!!

see also:Woman Shot Boyfriend Over Cold Taco!!!

see also:Man Stabs Gas Station Employee Over Bad Chicken!!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Ohio Couple Charged After Fight Over Pair Of Underwear!! (11/14/2017)

Fight Over Underwear??

Excerpt From Article:

Police said Helen Gionfriddo admitted that she did attack Joseph because she was “tired of it all.” She told police that Joseph purposefully put his underwear in the bathtub to upset her, and she said he had a girlfriend who worked at a nearby gas station.

She then told police that Joseph choked her with a pair of jeans and pushed her, hurting her hip.

These two are too old for this type of fuckery (Helen is 89 and Joseph is 69)!! We at do not condone cheating but in this case we can see why Joseph allegedly has a girlfriend, there’s no way Helen could possibly have any sort of libido at the age of 89!

see also:Florida Man Charged After Trying To Strangle Wife With Underwear!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: After 8-Hour Standoff With Police, Florida Man Told Officers He Was Shooting Rats In His Yard!!! (11/14/2017)

Shooting Rats In Backyard

We came across this story yesterday and we elected not to post this story until there was a mugshot of this goof! (1) Where exactly does this man live if he has that bad of a problem with rats and if there was a rat problem wouldn’t you wanna move or call an exterminator? (2) Why would you elect to use an actual gun instead of a pellet gun or b.b. gun? We’ve seen our fair share of people attempting to exerminate vermin and failing miserably.. Feel free to view the see also links below!

see also:Man Tries To Use Fireworks To Take Out Bees Nest, Burns Garage Down Instead!!

see also:Man Using Propane Torch On Spiders Suspected Of Starting Home On Fire!!!

see also:Kansas Woman Tries To Kill Bug With A Lighter And Ends Up Setting Her Apartment On Fire!!!

see also: Man Burns Down Parents House While Trying To Exterminate Ants With Matches!!!