Today’s HumanFuckery: Oklahoman Man Arrested For Neglecting Father, Living With His Corpse For Months, And Stealing His Money!!! (2/9/2019)

Man Arrested For Neglecting Father, Living With His Corpse For Months, And Stealing His Money!!!

Unbelievable!! We at send our condolences to the ones who love this man…

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see also:North Carolina Woman Kept Mother’s Body Around To “See Stages Of Death”!!!

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Today’s HumanFuckery: Indiana Woman Dine And Dashes At Gas Station!!! (2/7/2019)

Woman Dine And Dashes At Gas Station!!

Excerpt From Article:

Starr Kuctha, 21, of Mishawaka, is accused of consuming two roller grill hot dogs, a doughnut, two candy bars and a fountain drink without paying, according to police reports.

At 6:28 p.m. Tuesday, police responded to a theft call from an employee at Luke gas station on U.S. 20 in Portage. A Luke gas station employee told police she saw a woman taking candy bars off the shelf and eating them.

When the employee confronted her, the woman said, “You can’t arrest me!” and exited the store.

We at do not condone stealing by any means but… If this woman had intentions on dining and dashing why wouldn’t she attempt to do so at an actual restaurant rather than a fucking gas station!!! Oh and in case you’re wondering what the total was of all the goods she ate it was $9.51!!

Potential Candidate For Father Of The Year: Son Didn’t Want A Bath, Dad Attempts To Run Him Over With Truck!!!! (2/7/2019)

Son Didn’t Want A Bath, Dad Attempts To Run Him Over With Truck!

Excerpt From Article:

According to the report, the victim stated his father had asked him to take a bath numerous times and when he didn’t comply with his father, Riley threatened to spank him with a belt.

The victim did not wish for that to happen so he left the residence, at which time Riley climbed into his truck and started chasing him, according to the report.

We included the small excerpt from the article because the news clip above omitted the fact that this fuckery was over a BATH!!! Sorry, we can’t help but laugh at this fuckery!!

see also:Potential Candidate For Father Of The Year: Man Left His Autistic Children Outside For More Than 10 Hours On Cold Day!!

Fuckery We Missed: Japan Shoe Sniffer Admits Sexual Kicks Drove Him To Steal 70 Pairs Of Used Footwear!!! (2/7/2019)

Japanese Shoe Sniffer!!

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A man on trial for the theft of a large number of shoes has admitted he committed the crimes because he gets his sexual kicks from sniffing people’s used footwear, police said Tuesday.

Makoto Endo, 40, is suspected of stealing 70 pairs of shoes worth about ¥300,000 in Saitama and Tochigi prefectures between June 2017 and August last year, according to the police.

He is being tried for some of the thefts.

“I did it to get sexual pleasure by sniffing the smell of well-worn shoes, regardless of their owners being men or women,” Endo was quoted as telling police.

The police arrested Endo in September last year because they suspected him of involvement in a spate of shoe thefts. While searching his house in Tochigi they found a large number of shoes in boxes.

Nothing much more to say bout this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

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Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Became Angry Over Plate Of Food At Super Bowl Party Before Killing Stepbrother!!!! (2/6/2019)

Stepbrother Shot Over To Go Plate!!!

All this fuckery over a god damn plate of food? Unbelievable!!! We at send our condolences to the ones who love the victims in this terrible incident of fuckery!

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Today’s HumanFuckery: Popeyes Robber Fails To Open Register, Steals Chicken Instead!! (2/6/2019)

Fuck It!!! I’ll Just Take Some Chicken!!

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After a Popeyes robber could not open a cash register, New Orleans police said, he resorted to making off with some fried chicken instead.

The man entered the Popeyes in the 8700 block of Chef Menteur Highway in New Orleans East just before noon Monday (Feb. 4) and attempted to steal money from the register. But the register wouldn’t budge so he grabbed some fried chicken and fled the business, according to initial police reports.

Police later located and arrested Phillip Lee, 27, in relation to the botched robbery. He was arrested on allegations of simple robbery and simple battery. He appeared in court later that day where Magistrate Judge Brigid Collins set his bond at $13,500.

Well at least he didn’t go to jail on an empty stomach! There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

see also:Man Attempts To Rob Chipotle, Only Manages To Get Away With A Burrito!!

see also:Man Pulls Gun On Popeyes Manager Over Condiment Conflict!!

see also:Woman Smashes Window At NYC Popeyes Because $4 Wicked Good Deal Doesn’t Come With Soda!!

Fuckery We Missed: Businessman Stripped Naked And Simulated Sex With BMW At Side Of Busy A-Road!!! (2/6/2019)

Man Strips Naked, Simulates Sex With BMW!!

Excerpt From Article:

A businessman stripped naked and simulated sex with a BMW at the side of a busy dual carriageway.

Michael Jameson, 37, of Islington, London, ended up in court over the “bizarre” incident following car crash on the A55 in Holywell, North Wales.

He removed all his clothes and pretended to have sex with one of the BMW’s wheels, magistrates heard.

Jameson admitted outraging public decency by removing all his clothing and simulating an act of sexual intercourse. He also pleaded guilty to dangerous driving.

Prosecutor Robert Blakemore said motorist David Jones had been driving a BMW X5 at 60mph on the A55, with his wife Susan as passenger, when they saw Jameson driving closely behind them in another BMW.

The couple feared a collision and after a number of minutes there was a bump.

Mr Jones turned off the A55 along a slip road and pulled in a lay-by.

Mr Blakemore said the other BMW approached slowly and began shunting Mr Jones’s vehicle with Mrs Jones still inside, causing £1,689 damage.

This article states that this man was forced to take a toxicology screening and the report came back that this man wasn’t under the influence of alcohol or drugs which is shocking! This man must of had some sort of mental break down to pull fuckery like this!!

see also:The Man Who Fucked A Van!!

see also:Police Use Stun Gun On Man After He Attempts Sex With Tailpipe Of Car!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Damaged Cars In Parking Lot Because He Couldn’t Remember Where He Parked!!! (2/5/2019)

Man Damaged Cars In Parking Lot Because He Couldn’t Remember Where He Parked!!

Excerpt From Article:

Deputies say 60-year-old Albert Megnath bent, broke and removed windshield wipers on several cars at the Northpointe Village Shopping Center in Lutz Saturday night. Removing the wipers also caused several windshields to crack, an arrest report says.

When deputies spoke with Megnath, they say he admitted to damaging the cars because he was angry he couldn’t find his own car that was parked in the parking lot.

A total of six vehicles were reported damaged. Deputies say that’s in addition to about ten other vehicles “in which the owners did not wish to be victims in this case.” The total cost of damage is estimated to be about $1,000, according to the arrest report.

Don’t you hate when you forget where you’ve parked?? This shit happens to me all the time but I never have an urge to fuck up other people’s cars because I failed to remember where I parked!! This man’s actions are the epitome of human fuckery !!Unbelievable!!!