Fuckery We Missed: ‘Twerking’ Dispute Led Woman To Bite Off Another Woman’s Fingertip!!! (7/14/2018)

Finger Bit Off Due To Twerking!!!

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A West Virginia woman bit off the tip of another woman’s index finger around midnight Wednesday because the victim was twerking on her, authorities said.

Latasha Barrett, 31, was charged with malicious wounding after what began as a verbal argument with an acquaintance escalated into a physical altercation, the Charleston Gazette-Mail reported.

A prosecutor at the arraignment said the fight started when the victim began twerking on Barrett, upsetting her, according to FOX11 Charleston. A photo of the victim’s finger was shown to the magistrate.

The victim was rushed to a hospital for medical treatment, police said. Her condition hasn’t been released.

Barrett could face two to 10 years in prison if convicted.

Barrett was held at South Central Regional Jail on a $20,000 property bail or 10 percent cash.

There’s nothing much more to say about this fuckery, this fuckery speaks for itself!!!


Fuckery We Missed: Couple Arrested For Fucking In Courthouse Stairwell!! (7/14/2018)

Caught Having Sex In Courthouse Stairwell!!

Yes fucking where there’s a chance where you can get caught adds to the hotness of the sex but these two have to be a certain type of stupid to bump uglies in a courthouse!! Sadly this isn’t the first time we’ve seen and incident of fuckery like this before, please feel free to visit the see also link below for more info!

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Fuckery We Missed: Woman Puts HR Representative In Chokehold, Stabs Her With Pen When Resigning From Job!!! (7/14/2018)

Woman Chokes Out HR

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TROY, Mich. (WXYZ) – A former home health care employee is facing charges after allegedly stabbing another employee with a pen when she was resigning from the company.

Police say 28-year-old Sakyra Ellis, of Redford, was resigning from her position at Custom Home Health Care. She arrived at W. Big Beaver Road in Troy to meet with a human resources employee to turn in her equipment.

According to a release, when the suspect turned in a broken computer tablet, the HR representative told her that she would have to pay $500 for it to be fixed, per company policy. That’s when Ellis became enraged and attacked the victim, putting her in a choke hold and stabbing her in the left arm with a pen.

Ellis then fled the scene in a black 2016 Nissan Altima before officers arrived. Shortly after, other officers located the vehicle during a traffic stop on southbound I-75 near W. 14 Mile Road.

Ellis is charged with assault and battery.

The closest I’ve come to doing some fuckery like this was when one time in particular a manager firing me stated that he was “terminating me” so in return I said so “I’m fired” he then states that “termination isn’t the same as being fired”..


Fuckery We Missed: Arkansas Man Smothers Infant Daughter, Attempts To Revive Daughter By Shocking Her With Extension Cord!!! (7/14/2018)

Fucktard Attempts To Revive Daughter With Extension Cord

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Police were called to 1112 Baldwin St. in Van Buren on the morning of June 12 about a report of an unconscious baby. Medical personnel transported the child to Sparks Hospital in Van Buren where she was pronounced dead.

A probable cause affidavit said that during questioning by police, Buchanan initially said the baby awoke about 5:30 a.m. that day and that he fed her a bottle and she went back to sleep. Buchanan woke later to find the baby not breathing, and he cut off the end of an extension cord and attempted to use it to shock her back to life, according to the affidavit.

Buchanan later admitted to holding the baby’s head against his shoulder to stop her from breathing because she was screaming and he wanted to go to sleep, the affidavit said. He told officers he knew what he was doing was wrong.

He also admitted that he smothered the child about 2 a.m. but never called for help, the affidavit said. Help was not summoned until about 9 a.m. when the baby’s mother awoke, found Buchanan holding the baby and he told her the baby was not breathing. The baby’s mother called 911.

First and foremost we at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to the ones who loved this child!!

This fucktard should be facing the death penalty for this fuckery, which is legal in the state of Arkansas!!


Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Gets 40 Years In Prison For Trying To Sell 2 Year Old Daughter For Sex!!! (7/14/2018)

40 Years In Prison For Trying To Sell 2 Year Old Daughter For Sex!

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A Houston woman accused of offering to sell her 2-year-old daughter for sex at a cost of $1,200 has been sentenced to 40 years in prison.

Twenty-five-year-old Sarah Marie Peters was sentenced Thursday after pleading guilty to charges that include promotion of prostitution.

Authorities say undercover officers in Montgomery County, north of Houston, encountered Peters online on a social media site. They say she forwarded photos of young girls and asked if there was anyone who wanted “to have fun” with her daughter.

Detectives watched Peters board a bus in Houston with her daughter to travel to Conroe, where she thought she was meeting a man who would pay for sex with the toddler.

She was arrested Feb. 22. Her daughter is the custody of state Child Protective Services.

At a loss for words with this fuckery!!


#TBT Fuckery: Man Mails Meth To Hotel So He Could Try It On Vacation!! (7/12/2018)

(Originally Posted 2/13/2017)

Man Mails Meth To Hotel

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A tourist told Key West police he mailed himself crystal methamphetamine so he could try the drug for the first time while on the tropical island, according to reports.

Robert Bare, 24, of Bullhead City, Ariz., admitted he mailed the package — meth wrapped in dirty socks and paper — to the Inn at Key West “because he was in town to party,” said police spokeswoman Alyson Crean.

On Feb. 8, an employee opened the small box, which was addressed only to the hotel, 3420 N. Roosevelt Blvd., and had a return address with the name Robert Dean Bare, who was not listed as a guest at the time. Hotel management called the police.

When Bare came to pick up the package, an undercover detective posing as a hotel manager handed it over. Bare took the package and was stopped by undercover detectives in the lobby. After a brief struggle, he was taken into custody.

The smartest thing this guy could have done was waited until he got to his destination and asked the cleaning staff at the hotel,odds are they would of known where to find some for him! Instead this man’s brilliant plan probably has him facing federal charges!!


Today’s HumanFuckery: Miami Man With No Arms Uses Feet To Stab Tourist From Chicago With Pair Of Scissors!!! (7/12/2018)

Armless Florida Man Stabs Chicago Tourist

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A homeless South Florida man with no arms has been charged with stabbing a Chicago tourist.

Miami Beach police say 46-year-old Jonathan Crenshaw held a pair of scissors with his feet and stabbed 22-year-old Cesar Coronado just after midnight early Tuesday.

The Miami Herald reports that Crenshaw is a popular fixture in the area, known for painting on canvases along a trendy spot in South Beach.

According to the arrest report, Crenshaw says he was lying down when Coronado approached him and punched him in the head. Police say Crenshaw stabbed Coronado twice and fled.

A friend who was traveling with Coronado said they asked Crenshaw for directions when he suddenly jumped up and stabbed Coronado in his arm. He was taken to the hospital.

Crenshaw has been charged with aggravated battery.


When we came across this story on our Instagram feed we thought there is no way that this fuckery is true… Welp folks it’s true!! Unbelievable!!


Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Causes Multiple Accidents While Driving Under The Influence, Kidnaps Random Man In Attempt To Pass Him Off As Suspect !! (7/12/2018)

Unbelievable Accidents And A Kidnapping!!

Wow!!! It’s unbelievable that all parties involed in these accidents are ok, honestly the first time watching this fuckery I thought for sure that the man on the bicycle wasn’t gonna survive!! The fucktard responable for this fuckery without any doubt should be facing a lengthy jail/prison sentence!!


Today’s HumanFuckery: Man With Drugs Calls 911 To Ask For A Ride Home!! (7/12/2018)

Florida Man With Drugs Calls 911 To Ask For A Ride Home

DESTIN — A man who admitted to having drugs on his person called 911 three times to ask lawmen for a ride.

According to an Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office arrest report, on July 1 the 27-year-old Freeport man called the 911 emergency line on three separate occasions requesting a ride home. Dispatchers told the man to call the non-emergency line if he needed assistance, but the man began cursing and became belligerent, according to the report.

A deputy arrived at the man’s location and he was still on the line cursing at dispatchers. He admitted to being the caller and was placed under arrest. The deputy patted him down and found 6 grams of marijuana and nine pills. The man told the deputy the pills were Xanax.

He was arrested and charged with misusing the 911 system, felony drug possession and misdemeanor marijuana possession.

We honestly need a mugshot of this fucktard!! If your this stupid while being in possession of drugs you deserve all the consequences that follow! For more dummies who called 911 for asinine reasons feel free to visit the see also links below!!

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