Today’s HumanFuckery: Instagram Live Video Leads To Texas Fugitive’s Arrest!!! (9/19/2017)

Instagram Live Video Leads Authorities To Fugitive Wanted In Texas!!

One can be sure that this man knew he was wanted for murder… If this man knew this why the fuck would he get on Instagram to show off your guns?? This story should be a cautionary tale to all criminals out there, the police monitor social media so you may wanna reconsider what type of things you post on social media!!!!

source:abc7.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Sets Himself On Fire At Bank After Getting Annoyed At Waiting Too Long!!! (9/19/2017)

Man Sets Himself On Fire Inside Of Bank!!

Excerpt From Article:

It is believed Islam, from Myanmar, had wanted to withdraw $442 from his account but became angry because he had to wait a long time.

So he allegedly walked to a nearby service station and bought 11.33 litres of fuel for $14.71.
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This incident of fuckery happened in November of last year but the trial is officially starting this week!! This fuckery is just plain senseless and silly. This dummy couldn’t be patient and just wait.. Jeez!!

source:metro.co.uk

Today’s HumanFuckery: Indiana Woman Arrested After 6 Week Old Boy Tests Positive For Heroin!!! (9/19/2017)

6 Week Old Baby Test Positive For Heroin!!

Excerpt From Article:

According to a doctor from the Indiana State Department of Toxicology, the boy would have either had to ingest heroin orally or breathe in the powder in order to test positive.
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So pretty much this bitch was giving her poor baby heroin.. Sadly, this isn’t the first time we’ve seen a sad story like this one that involved parents giving their children heroin or other durgs !!!

see also:Parents Injected Kids With Heroin To Help Kids Sleep!!! Parents Dubbed Heroin As ” Feel Good Medicine” !!

see also:3 Arrested After A Heavy Amount Of Meth Discovered In 9 Month Old Baby’s System!!!

source:fox59.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Former Teacher From Ohio Accused Of Faking Cancer And Her Husband’s Death!!! (9/19/2017)

Former Teacher Fakes Cancer And Husbands Death!!

People chose cancer because who doesn’t know anyone who has been affected by this sickness.. Check the see also links below for more stories like this one!!

see also:Former Denver USPS Worker Who Faked Cancer To Serve 652 Hours Of Community Service At Cancer Centers!!!

see also:Why The Fuck You Lying!!! Mom Lied About Her Son’s Cancer And Lied About Being A Doctor!!!

see also:Woman From Alabama Arrested For Faking Cancer!!

see also:College Student Accused Of Faking Cancer!!

see also:Server At Olive Garden Claimed To Have Cancer To Receive Bigger Tips!!

source:nbc4i.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Burglar Caught Beating His Meat During Robbery!! (9/8/2017)

We’ve seen our fair share of burglars who lost track of their agendas but this one ranks pretty high on the fuckery meter!! To view some of our favorite burglar stories please feel free to view the see also links below!!!

see also:Woman Catches Burglars Having Sex On Her Couch!!

see also:Burglar Caught Frying Chicken In Woman’s Home!!

see also:Burglar Drinks Whiskey, Eats Muffins And Falls Asleep Naked!!

see also:Accused Burglar Doesn’t Flush Toilet, Leaves DNA For Police!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Lady Paints Entire Face In Pink Glitter Poster Paint Because Bottle Said That It “Washes Easily Off Of Skin!! (9/18/2017)

Lady Paints Face Pink With Poster Paint!

This lady doesn’t have anything else better to do??? You’ve gotta think that this lady figured this fuckery would go viral to stoop to doing something this dumb… This lady’s stunt isn’t the dumbest we’ve seen with body paint, there was a lady who painted her whole body white, she did this due to some Caucasians folks doing black face! To view that video feel free to visit the see also links below!

see also:Black Woman Paints Herself White!!

source:time.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Shots Fired After Father Chased 6 Year Old Daughter In Clown Mask; Dad Arrested!! (9/18/2017)

Father Chases Daughter In Clown Suit As A Form Of Discipline!!

Just like what we predicted… There will be a resurgence of clown fuckery after It hit the theaters!!! This father elected to chase his daughter around in a clown mask instead of spanking her… Our advice on this incident of fuckery is to not torment your child like this, we’ve actually seen a case where a grand parent faces a life sentence for dressing up like a witch to discipline their grand children!

source:Grandmother Sentenced To Live In Prison For Dress Up Like A With To Torture Grandkids!!!

source:fox6now.com