Today’s HumanFuckery: 11 Year Old Boy Commits Suicide Because He Believed His 13 Year Old Girlfriend Did!! (4/8/2017)

13 Year Old Girl Faked Suicide Online

We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to this young boy’s family and friends! We also hope that this 13 year old gets a stern punishment for her actions, this girl should know not to cry wolf, she’s old enough to know better!!

source:freep.com

Fuckery Flashback: Kermit’s A Bitch (4/7/2017)

What’s this man’s beef with Kermit?

Ladies and Gents, Have a great weekend!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Police Need Your Help Identifying Self Proclaimed ” Mermaid”!!! (4/6/2017)

Self Proclaimed “Mermaid” Found Wandering Streets Nude

We are guessing that this lady was high on something!! With how often this story will be shared I’m quite certain that her real identity will be revealed within a few days or so!

source:usatoday.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Cali Pilot Facing DUI Charges After Emergency Landing In Parking Lot ! (4/6/2017)

Pilot Arrested After Emergency Landing

Honestly, how drunk could this pilot be if he pulled off this landing? This incident of fuckery could have ended much worse than it did, which we all should be thankful that no one was harmed! We at humanfuckery.com would like to offer this man a bit of advice, hire a good lawyer for this case! Your lawyer should argue that if you were so intoxicated how were you able to think smartly to land your plane in this fashion??

source:nbcsandiego.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Fined $250 For Eat Pizza At A Bus Stop!! (4/5/2017)

Pizza Fine
This fuckery speaks for itself!!!

source:nbcbayarea.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Drunk Teacher Wanted Waffle House, So She Made A 14 Year Boy Attempt To Drive Her There!!!(4/5/2017)

Teacher Really Wanted Waffle House

This fuckery speaks for itself!!!

source:abcactionnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Brags About Touching Tiger At Denver Zoo! (4/5/2017)

The last time we covered an incident with a tiger it didn’t turn out so well!! This idiot should be thankful that he wasn’t attacked!

see also:Frugal Zoo Goer Climbs Fence To Avoid Paying Ticket Price!! Ends Up Getting Mauled By Tiger

source:cbsnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Committing Adultery Gets Stuck Together With Lover!!! (4/5/2017)

This man allegedly used a potion called magun, which made these two stick together!!

source:mirror.co.uk

Today’s HumanFuckery: 3 Arrested After A Heavy Amount Of Meth Discovered In 9 Month Old Baby’s System!!! (4/5/2017)

3 Arrested After A Heavy Amount Of Meth Discovered In 9 Month Old Baby’s System

What the hell is wrong with people!!! We can only hope that this little girl survives this incident of fuckery!!

see also:Paretns Who Injected Kids With Heroin To Help Kids Sleep

source:newswest9.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Father Died Of Natural Causes, Son Hid Dead Body In Freezer So He Could Collect Fathers Retirement!! (4/5/2017)

Man Gets 7 Years In Prison For Hiding Father’s Body In Freezer

This man acted as if his father was still alive so he could collect his retirement, which he was receiving $2000 dollars a month! A 7 year sentence seems lax for this fuckery, should be longer than that!!!

source:oregonlive.com