Today’s HumanFuckery: Cooking Course That Encourgages Participants To Bring In Semen As An Ingredient (10/20/2016)

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Bring Your Cum To Cook With In This Cooking Class

This by far has to be the most fucked up thing I’m going to stumble across today, I guarentee it!!! I’ve only been up for less than an hour and I’m pretty sure I will not see any other fuckery that will be on par with this story!! Imgaine what type of people this type of class will attract… Check the link out for more information..

source:mirror.co.uk

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Divorces Wife After Seeing Her Without Makeup On For The First Time!! (10/19/2016)

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She Must Look Like A Whole Different Person

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

DUBAI: A newly-wed man in the UAE has divorced his wife saying he could not recognise her when he saw her face for the first time after her make-up got washed off when she went for swimming.

The Arab couple went swimming at the Al Mamzar beach in Sharjah in the UAE after the 34-year-old man saw his 28-year-old wife’s “features change” as her makeup washed off, said a psychologist who counselled the unidentified woman.

The husband believed she did not look as pretty as before the wedding and accused her of deceiving him by using so many cosmetics, including fake eyelashes, the Gulf News reported.

Dr Abdul Aziz Asaf, consultant psychologist said his clinic received a request from the woman to help her overcome her psychological suffering after her divorce.

The groom said he could not recognise his wife after the make-up was gone. The bride wore artificial eyelashes and had undergone cosmetic surgeries before the marriage.

The bride said she intended to tell her husband the truth about her but it was too late, Dr Asaf said.

“The groom immediately divorced his bride and refused any attempt to reunite them again,” he said.
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Humanfuckery.com sends our heartfelt sentiments to this woman. You’ll get back on your feet!

source:www.ndtv.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Buys Storage Locker At Auction And Discovers At Least 40 Frozen Dead Cats Inside (10/19/2016)

I honestly wanted to attend a storage locker auction at some point of my life ( One man’s trash is another man’s treasure!!), but this story out of New York might have just deterred me from doing so! This fuckery is grotesque as fuck and I cant seem to wrap my head around this … Ladies and gents out there lets refrain from any urges to make assumptions that this 66 year old lady is Chinese and that quite possibly she may have owned a Chinese restaurant!

source:abc7ny.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Stabs Gas Station Employee Over Bad Chicken!! (10/18/2016)

Everyone knows that your taking a risk by buying food from a gas station!! I must say, the quick shot of the chicken this newscast showed looked tasty to me…It must not of passed the taste test for this 60 year old man! This man is too old to be acting this way over some damn chicken!!!! Humanfuckery.com wishes this employee a quick and speedy recovery!!

source:wreg.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Goes Berserk On CTA Bus!!! Attacks Passenger And Driver With Frozen Bag Of Chicken! (10/18/2016)

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Man Attacks With A Frozen Bag Of Chicken

Dear Men, When a woman isn’t into you just move the fuck on, epecially if its someone you possibly wont see again. Sometimes our male ego gets the best of us and we think there is no possibly way that I’m being shot down! Well, it does happen!! When it does happen, don’t go berserk and impose violence or become vengeful or in this case, start beating people with a bag of frozen chicken!

source:www.dnainfo.com mugshot:abc7chicago.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: This Man’s Sex Doll Review (10/17/2016)

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So I ended up at Amazon.com in pursuit of a new copy of 48 Laws Of Power (my personal favorite book that I read every year!!)and I got curious. I was curious to know if Amazon was truly a one stop shopping solution! My curiosity led me to type in sex dolls to see if they actually carried them, and they do! With the numerous results I filtered by price, high to low and lo and behold the next few pages were filled with these extravagant sex dolls with prices ranging from around $2500 and lower!! Again my curiosity got the best of me, so I sought out one of these dolls with a customer review (see pictures above) to see if these men were getting their monies worth. The best thing this gent said in his review was in the closing: Quote ” It would be nice if she took care of the laundry and dinner was available when I returned home from work, but maybe an option on the next model” End Quote. My suggestion to anyone who is in the market for one of these dolls and has that much cash is to GO THE ROUTE OF THE MAIL ORDER BRIDE!!! This review is really prompting me to do a google search for mail order brides to help this dude out!