Today’s HumanFuckery: Engaged Couple Jailed In Dubai After Doctor Discovers Woman’s Pregnancy!! (3/9/2017)

Couple Arrested For Having Sex Before Marriage

Just imagine if this fuckery existed in the US! Lets hope that these two get released sometime soon!

source:9news.com.au

Today’s HumanFuckery: Thieves In Indiana Are Reading The Obituaries To Find New Robbery Opportunities!!! (3/9/2017)

Thieves Targeting Newly Deceased For Their Next Score

As soon as I saw this headline, I immediately understood these thieves motive and it doesn’t surprise me one bit that this is happening in our society! More info on this fuckery is in the link provided above!

source:cbs4indy.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 18 Year Old Beheads His Own Mother!!! Tells Dispatchers He Did It ” Because I Felt Like It”!!! (3/9/2017)

“Because I Felt Like It”

I actually stumbled upon this story yesterday but the source didn’t provide as much information as wncn.com did! There isn’t really much to say but this fuckery, it speaks for itself and that I am slowly losing faith in this generation of kids!! What I mean is that I’m sure this mother didn’t do anything to warrant her beheading, she may have told her son something that he didn’t want to hear and he just snapped!

source:wncn.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Daycare Worker Caught On Video Pushing 4 Year Old Child Down Stairs!!! (3/8/2017)

Daycare Worker Caught On Video Pushing 4 Year Old Down Flight Of Stairs!!!

This fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:philadelphia.cbslocal.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Wife Poisoned Husband’s Lucky Charms Cereal To Avoid Having Sex With Him!! (3/8/2017)

If I was a woman I wouldn’t want to be sleep creeped either!! Obviously her husband was doing this so often that she had to take matters into her own hands!! What’s the fun in having sex with your spouse when they are sleeping, it just seems a bit rapey to me!

source:insideedition.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 4 Charged In Starvation Death Of 9 Year Old Boy!! Boy Also Had Meth In His System!!!

9 Year Old’s Tragic Death

This is the epitome of human fuckery!!! What often kills me with these tragic starvation cases is that there is usually always a fat fuck involved, see top right corner of the mugshots!

source:chicagotribune.com

HodgePodge Fuckery: Magician In Arkansas Proves His Sobriety To Cops By Juggling During Traffic Stop! (3/7/2017)

I bet he could still juggle if he was drunk due to the fact that he made this look easy!

source:9news.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: The Synthetic Drug Called “Pink”!! (3/7/2017)

First and foremost, we at humanfuckery.com do not condone any sort of drug use! Drugs are bad mmmmmk… For all of you that are curious about any synthetic drugs we advise you not to try them!!!! It seems like every year a new synthetic enters the market i.e. spice,k2,bath salts,pink ect. ect. and most people who experiment with these synthetics report having a shitty experience! This pink shit sounds crazy as fuck and if its as powerful as the DEA says you would be a fool to use this shit!… If your looking to see horror stories about this pink, head over to Youtube and watch some vidoes!

source:nbcnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Mom Let 10 Year Old Drive Car While She Streamed It Via Facebook Live! (3/7/2017)

Mom Lets 10 Year Old Drive!!! Streams On Facebook Live

A few questions here….Where is the footage??? I want to see how well this kid did behind the wheel! Was she drunk too? From the looks of the mugshot she looks like she is.. According to the article she wasn’t,so we can only assume that the authorities took the mugshot when she wasn’t ready!

source:wfsb.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Stabbed Mother To Death!!! Claimed He Was A Werewolf And That His Mother Was a Vampire!!! (3/7/2017)

Man Claims He Is A Werewolf

It is apparent that this man is suffering from some mental disorders, it’s unfortunate his mother had to perish due to her son’s mental state!! We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to the remaining family!

source:bellinghamherald.com