Today’s HumanFuckery: 3 Arrests In Atlanta Highway Bridge Fire!! (4/1/2017)

This fuckery speaks for itself!

source:11alive.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Maryland Lawyer Caught Trying To Hook Up With 15 Year Old Boy!! (4/1/2017)

Maryland Attorney Caught Trying To Hook Up With TEEN

Somehow I could see this man getting out of this.. I’m sure one of the clients this man is representing the state of Maryland really wants, so…. one can assume that he would give that person up to make these charges disappear!!

source:washingtonpost.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Mother Charged With Murder In Death Of Newborn Found In The Trash!! (4/1/2017)

39 Year Old Mom Throws Newborn In The Trash

This lady is old enough to know better!! She isn’t a teen who didn’t know she was pregnant and was throwing the baby out so her parents wouldn’t find out.. She’s 39, she knows what type of options are out there but yet she elects to go the fuckery route!

see also:Teen Throws Newborn Baby Out Second Story Window

see also:19 Year Old College Student Throws Newborn In Dumpster

source:mlive.com

Fuckery Flashback: I’m Tyrone (3/31/2017)

I wanna know where this guy went!! I wanna say about 2 years ago Tyrone was flooding our timelines with his fuckery!

It seems that when anyone gets a little bit of internet fame they always end up trying to parlay their success with a music video!

And to answer the aforementioned question of where is Tyrone… He’s still trying to fuck somebody’s wife!! Long Dick Style!! This is his latest video, which was uploaded 4 days ago!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Dad Arrested After His 13 Year Old Son Overdosed On His Heroin! (3/30/2017)

Father “On Drugs And The Boy Got Into His Stuff”

Lets hope that this boy really just got into his dad’s stuff and that these three weren’t all getting high together!!

source:whio.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Day Care Provider Ticketed After 2 Year Old Girl Tests Positive For THC!! (3/30/2017)

Day Care Provide Ticketed

This lady only got ticketed for this? I didn’t know Nebraska had this lax of weed laws!

source:abc2news.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: This Mom Who Is Accused Of Sitting On Her Baby’s Head! (3/30/2017)

Mom Indicted For Sitting On 2 Year Old’s Head

Quoted from the article. “Kelley placed a towel on a wooden dining chair, put her son’s head on the towel and then sat on him with all her body weight for about an hour.” I’m willing to bet that this lady probably doesn’t believe in spanking her child but somehow thinks that this fuckery is a formable substitute for it!

source:ajc.com

Craigslist Fuckery: Couple Attempts To Sell Their 5 Month Old Baby For $3K On Craigslist!!! (3/30/2017)

Couple Attempts To Sell Baby For $3K On Craigslist!!

Was that firm or OBO (or better offer)? We can only speculate that the cops talked these two down from that price! All joking aside, this fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:abcnews.go.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Hugs Then Fatally Stabs Roommate Who Was Saying Goodbye!!! (3/29/2017)

Man Stabs Roommate Who Was Saying Goodbye

Goodbye for the day, we promise we wont stab you on the way out! All joking aside, we would like to send our condolences to this young lady’s family.. What a tragedy!!

source:cbsnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Teen Borrows Family Friends Computer And Discovers Nude Pictures Of His 10 Year Old Sister!!! (3/29/2017)

Teen Discovers Sisters Nude Pictures On Friend Of The Family’s Computer

According to the affidavit that was obtain, this “family friend” assaulted not only this young 10 year old girl but also her older sister! Enjoy your new life in prison, hopefully your new friends in the big house show you a warm welcome!

source:star-telegram.com