Today’s HumanFuckery: Illinois Man Charged With 39 Counts Of Child Porn!! (3/29/2017)

39 Counts Of Child Porn

I knew this day was bound to come, its been exactly 205 days since we launched humanfuckery.com and we have a story where it is a situation that is close to where I reside and not only is it close to us, I actually know this person personally!! Yes, there has been fuckery in my area, but none to this magnitude lately!!

source:ourquadcities.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Mexican Man Cleared Of Sexual Assault Because “He Didn’t Enjoy It”!!! (3/29/2017)

Privileged 21 Year Old Gets Out Of Sexual Assault

We could only imagine how much money this judge was given to free this man!! This story is proof that if you have enough money you can buy yourself out any sort of fuckery you get yourself into!!

source:theguardian.com

Today’s HumanFuckery:Man In Puerto Rico Bites Off Head Of Girlfriend’s Chihuahua!! (3/29/2017)

Man Bites Girlfriend’s Dog’s Head OFF!!!

Yes, ladies and gents… You’ve read that correctly!!! The chihuahua was only 2 months old!!! Not much to say about this except, this is human fuckery at its finest!!!

note: the picture above isn’t the aforementioned chihuahua

source:www.bbc.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 200-LB Gold Coin Worth Estimated 4 Million Stolen From German Museum (3/28/2017)

Whenenver we post about gold heist on our site they almost always involve the gold being stuffed up someones ass.. We know that this cant be the case with this fuckery!! Cant wait till we are given to full details of this heist!

see also:Man In India Caught Smuggling 2.65 Pounds Of Gold In His ASS

see also:Mint Employee Smuggled 180k Worth Of Gold In His ASS

source:wnep.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 2 Butt Injection Horror Stories!!! (3/28/2017)

Fake Florida Doctor Who Injeceted Customers Butts With Cement And Chalk Gets 10 Years For Manslaughter

“Doctor” In Texas Facing Murder And Practicing Medicine Without A License!!

Wykesha Reid A.K.A. Wee Wee

The things women do to try to obtain what they think is a perfect body baffles me! We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to all that were lost in these two news stories! What a terrible way to lose your life!

sources:www.washingtonpost.com http://www.dallasnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Daycare Worker In Texas Caught On Tape Slamming 4 Year Old Child’s Head To The Floor! (3/28/2017)

We can only hope that when this man gets thrown in jail, an inmate takes it upon himself to slam this man’s head to the floor! This daycare better lawyer up because a lawsuit maybe headed their way!!

see also:Daycare Worker Caught Pushing 4 Year Old Down Stairs!!

source:click2houston.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 56 Year Old Man Charged With Lewd Behavior After Fondling His Dick In Several Retail Stores!! (3/28/2017)

Man Fondling Himself In Target, Kohls, And T.J. Maxx

This man is way to old to be on this type of fuckery! This gentleman was fondling his dick through his sweatpants while asking women to view this activity! There isn’t much to say about this one, except this fuckery speaks for itself!

source:nj.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: NYPD Detective Caught Jacking Off In Random Persons Backyard!!! (3/28/2017)

NYPD Detective Caught Scratchin His Dangus In Random Strangers Backyard

He blames this incident of fuckery on having tough times.. Apparently, this type of offense only warrants a few misdemeanors for this detecive, which one could only question what type of penalties a regular citizen would get for this fuckery!

source:nypost.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Parent Discovers Daughter’s Plan To Shoot Up School In Her Diary!! (3/28/2017)

18 Year Old Girl From Maryland Planned School Shooting

This fuckery pretty much speaks for itself! We all can be thankful that her parents snooped through her diary and took action!

(Update 1/31/2018) Teen Is Sentenced To 20 Years For This Plot

source:cnn.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: United Airlines Bars 2 Girls From Flight For Wearing Leggings!!! (3/27/2017)

This fuckery pretty much speaks for itself. I know for a fact whenever I travel I dress for comfort, I’m sure these two had the same idea!

source:nbcnews.com