Today’s HumanFuckery: Creepy Teacher Who Abducted His Student!! (3/19/2017)

Teacher Abducts Student

We can only hope that this creep is caught and that this girl can be returned safely to her family!

UPDATE (4/22/2017): These two have been found in California!!

source:newschannel5.com nbcnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 3 Teens Shoot Up Pizza Joint Due To Wrong Toppings On Pizza!!! (3/19/2017)

Shooting Over Wrong Pizza Toppings

Maybe these three should have handled this in a more sensible manner like calling this pizza place back and stating they messed up their order or hell talking the pizza back and showing them that there were errors on the pizza!!! These fools thought the best solution to this pizza fuck up was to shoot up the pizza joint instead…. This is story is human fuckery at its finest!

source:tennessean.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Waiter In Cali Ask 4 Diners For Proof Of Residency!!! (3/19/2017)

Waiter Ask Patrons For Proof Of Residency

This restaurant did the right thing by firing this ass clown!! It just sad that people think incidents like these are acceptable now a days. We can just chalk this fuckery up to this server catching Trump fever!

source:ocregister.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Kids Told To ” Go Back To Mexico” After Winning Robotics Competition!! (3/18/2017)

9-10 Year Old Team Encounter Racism After Win

The parents who were making these comments should be ashamed of themselves!! You are butt hurt because your kid got beat by people of color.. This type of fuckery generally happens when people of color start excelling at things whites think people of color cant conquer! Keep up the good work Pleasant Run PantherBots!!

source:usatoday.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Artist Tattoos ”Make America Great Again” Around His Anus!! (3/18/2017)

Make America Great Again

This fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:huffingtonpost.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Slays Pregnant Wife With Sword….. To “Save The World”!! (3/18/2017)

Man Slays Wife With Sword To Save The World

He killed his pregnant wife with a sword because quote “she was the “queen bee” of a race of hybrid humans that was taking over the world”… It is apparent that this man has some serious mental issues!!

source:yorkdispatch.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Two Kids Injured In Accidental Shooting In Texas! (3/18/2017)

We can only be thankful that no one was seriously injured!

see also:4 Year Old Accidentally Shoots Herself And Mom In The Head

source:wfaa.com

Fuckery Flashback: Leprechaun Visits A Neighborhood In Alabama!! (3/17/2017)

The weeks Fuckery Flashback is the epitome of human fuckery!!! It is fitting that these two videos be today’s flashback because the timing is impeccable with today being St. Patrick’s day. Without further ado Humanfuckery.com presents this weeks Fuckery Flashback: A leprechaun visits a neighborhood in Alabama!!

This fuckery speaks for itself!!! All of you folks out there have a safe St. Patrick’s day, please enjoy responsibly!!!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Mother May Have Witnessed Daughter’s Suicide On Facebook Live!! (3/16/2017)

We Can Only Hope That This Isn’t True

Well, we can only hope and pray that these accusations are false!! The sad thing is that I wouldn’t put this fuckery past some folks in this fucked up society… We at humanfuckery.com will be keeping a close eye on these alleged finding!

source:wsvn.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Taco Bell Employee Throws Hot Grease On Coworker!!! (3/15/2017)

Hot Grease Thrown On Taco Bell Employee

She did it, I can tell by the look on her face!!!

source:wtvy.com