Fuckery Flashback: ElimiDate (3/10/2017)

I recently just got caught up on Workaholics (sad this is the last season) last night and there was an episode entitled Termidate which is actually a spoof of ElimiDate. What is Elimidate you may ask? To paraphrase what this show was about one person male or female has the pleasure of dating 4 people of the opposite sex at one time. The group would go do various types of activities and at the end of that activity the person who the four contestants are vying for gets to eliminate one of the four contestants until there is only one person left! You can only imagine what type of fuckery would ensue!! With out further ado humanfuckery.com presents this weeks fuckery flashback: Elimidate!!

Gotta love it when things get to the point where bitches are getting violent!!

And then we have the hoes


And we will wrap this up with clips with men doing the most!!


R.I.P ElimiDate 2001-2006

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Found Not Guilty Of Stealing Cheese, But Left His Trial Before The Verdict Was In…. Now He’s Facing Prison Term! (3/9/2017)

Man Leaves Trial Early Now Faces Prison Term

This type of fuckery makes my brain hurt!!!! This man now faces 5 years for this episode of stupidity!!

source:pilotonline.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: This Terrible Dog Owner From Tennessee!! (3/9/2017)

Man Owned 9 Dogs Who He Never Let Outside

This fuckery speaks for itself! This man’s house must of smelt fantastic!

source:fox17.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Engaged Couple Jailed In Dubai After Doctor Discovers Woman’s Pregnancy!! (3/9/2017)

Couple Arrested For Having Sex Before Marriage

Just imagine if this fuckery existed in the US! Lets hope that these two get released sometime soon!

source:9news.com.au

Today’s HumanFuckery: Thieves In Indiana Are Reading The Obituaries To Find New Robbery Opportunities!!! (3/9/2017)

Thieves Targeting Newly Deceased For Their Next Score

As soon as I saw this headline, I immediately understood these thieves motive and it doesn’t surprise me one bit that this is happening in our society! More info on this fuckery is in the link provided above!

source:cbs4indy.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 18 Year Old Beheads His Own Mother!!! Tells Dispatchers He Did It ” Because I Felt Like It”!!! (3/9/2017)

“Because I Felt Like It”

I actually stumbled upon this story yesterday but the source didn’t provide as much information as wncn.com did! There isn’t really much to say but this fuckery, it speaks for itself and that I am slowly losing faith in this generation of kids!! What I mean is that I’m sure this mother didn’t do anything to warrant her beheading, she may have told her son something that he didn’t want to hear and he just snapped!

source:wncn.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Daycare Worker Caught On Video Pushing 4 Year Old Child Down Stairs!!! (3/8/2017)

Daycare Worker Caught On Video Pushing 4 Year Old Down Flight Of Stairs!!!

This fuckery speaks for itself!!

source:philadelphia.cbslocal.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Wife Poisoned Husband’s Lucky Charms Cereal To Avoid Having Sex With Him!! (3/8/2017)

If I was a woman I wouldn’t want to be sleep creeped either!! Obviously her husband was doing this so often that she had to take matters into her own hands!! What’s the fun in having sex with your spouse when they are sleeping, it just seems a bit rapey to me!

source:insideedition.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 4 Charged In Starvation Death Of 9 Year Old Boy!! Boy Also Had Meth In His System!!!

9 Year Old’s Tragic Death

This is the epitome of human fuckery!!! What often kills me with these tragic starvation cases is that there is usually always a fat fuck involved, see top right corner of the mugshots!

source:chicagotribune.com

HodgePodge Fuckery: Magician In Arkansas Proves His Sobriety To Cops By Juggling During Traffic Stop! (3/7/2017)

I bet he could still juggle if he was drunk due to the fact that he made this look easy!

source:9news.com