Today’s HumanFuckery: The Synthetic Drug Called “Pink”!! (3/7/2017)

First and foremost, we at humanfuckery.com do not condone any sort of drug use! Drugs are bad mmmmmk… For all of you that are curious about any synthetic drugs we advise you not to try them!!!! It seems like every year a new synthetic enters the market i.e. spice,k2,bath salts,pink ect. ect. and most people who experiment with these synthetics report having a shitty experience! This pink shit sounds crazy as fuck and if its as powerful as the DEA says you would be a fool to use this shit!… If your looking to see horror stories about this pink, head over to Youtube and watch some vidoes!

source:nbcnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Mom Let 10 Year Old Drive Car While She Streamed It Via Facebook Live! (3/7/2017)

Mom Lets 10 Year Old Drive!!! Streams On Facebook Live

A few questions here….Where is the footage??? I want to see how well this kid did behind the wheel! Was she drunk too? From the looks of the mugshot she looks like she is.. According to the article she wasn’t,so we can only assume that the authorities took the mugshot when she wasn’t ready!

source:wfsb.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Stabbed Mother To Death!!! Claimed He Was A Werewolf And That His Mother Was a Vampire!!! (3/7/2017)

Man Claims He Is A Werewolf

It is apparent that this man is suffering from some mental disorders, it’s unfortunate his mother had to perish due to her son’s mental state!! We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to the remaining family!

source:bellinghamherald.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Proclaims He’s Spider-Man And Then Jumps Out Of Window After He Is Dumped By His Girlfriend! (3/6/2017)

Spider-Man, Spider-Man

This fuckery speaks for itself! We hope this man has a speedy recovery!

source:mlive.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Harvard Administrators Accused Of Stealing Money Meant For Students With Disabilities! Administrators Used Money On Apple Products And Sex Toys!! (3/6/2017)

Harvard Law Administrators Steal Money For Disabled Students!!

This is the main reason that I dont give to charity that frequently! If I would have to guess on which one of these two bought the sex toys just by viewing their pictures, I would of put my money on Meg DeMarco, she looks as if she would have a huge dildo under her bed!

source:boston.cbslocal.com

HodgePodge Fuckery: Kyle Katsandris Jumps Over Freeway On Dirt Bike (3/5/2017)

Of course this could of ended badly… But it didn’t! Kyle please be careful, I dont wanna have to write about you dying in a freak accident on here!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man In Texas Caught Fucking A Fence!! (3/5/2017)

Man Caught Getting Freaky With Fence

I think this might be a first for the site!! Just off of the top of my head, here is a list of foreign objects that people used to get off that we’ve covered: Dogs(of course), a van, a plastic bottle, and a letter box.. You get the drift!!! All of these plus more will be on the humanfuckery.com end of year polls.

source:statesman.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Hate Crime In Washington State!! Shik Man Shot In Drive Way, Was Told To “Go Back To Own Country” Before Being Shot! (3/5/2017)

Hate Crime In Washington State

Stories of hate crimes are steadily rising, unfortunately we shouldn’t be to shocked by this because of the newly found/undercover racist who think they have become untouchable because our commander in chief is trying to quote “Make America Great Again”, we already know what that means! What I’m curious to know is what exactly is going on in the state of Washington? I recently came across a story about a 18 year old black Muslim who was found hanged in the woods, lets hope that if there is foul play in this story that they find whoever is involved in this fuckery! We also want to wish the man in the aforementioned hate crime a speedy recovery!

source:seattletimes.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Junkies Injuring Their Dogs To Score Pain Meds From The Vet!! (3/4/2017)

I first heard and came across this fuckery about 4 or 5 years ago because someone I knew would take their dogs Tramadol. Back then I thought it was weird and also thought that type of activity was that of a junkie. In my personal opinion when your injuring you pooch just so you can score a fix you have officially have entered a new low in your life, please reevaluate your current situation and seek some sort of help for your problems.

source:cbs12.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Mailman From Minnesota Is Facing Burglary And Bestiality Charges!! (3/4/2017)

Mailman Was Breaking Into Residence To Have Sex With Dog

Yes, you’ve read that correctly.. This dude broke in to a garage to have sex with a dog…. This fuckery speaks for itself!

source:wdaz.com