Fuckery.NewsAll over stealing a phone charger! We want to know if he stole it from a store or was it this man’s personal charger? Sadly, I wouldn’t put it past anyone nowadays to react this way if someone stole their personal charger, with so many of us in society being glued to our mobile devices!
source:nbcnews.com
Dude hid behind the SUV pulling away from the drive and then sprung up for the surprise attack!!! In the link above there is a video that shows another angle which shows the suspect sneaking up behind the SUV and then popping in the window! I would share it to humanfuckery.com but it has some annoying music that plays during the footage… Just to warn you folks!
source:wftv.com
Customer Beheads Owner Over Bill
This fuckery happened in China! According to the article allegedly this man was overcharged 15 cents for a bowl of noodles… 15 cents, may not be shit to us over here in the USA but it is obviously is in China. We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to this man’s family, what a horrific way to die!!
source:scmp.com
All this fuckery over a parking dispute!! At least this drunk man was nice enough to leave a note explaining his motive.
source:postindependent.com
Great Gift Given To Somali President
We can only make the assumption that every time a US ambassador is on an official visit that he or she will be gifting that country a new “Make _________ Great Again” hat! My suggestion, since we (America) got jokes is that we should have these hats created with a fill in the blank space, then have the ambassador use a sharpie to fill in whatever country he or she is visiting at the time.. The Somali President is going to burn that hat as soon as the visit is over, I can see it in his eyes!
Update: It looks as if someone is trying to capitalize on this fuckery!! You can now buy a “Make Somalia Great Again” hat off of Amazon!
source:independent.co.uk
Instantly this discovery made me think of this clip from one of my favorite shows Check It Out With Dr. Steve Brule (starts at the 2:35 mark)
Bone Apple Tea
source:baltimoresun.com
Judge Orders Woman Not To Get Pregnant
Honestly,I’m willing to bet the farm that this woman will be pregnant before the end of the summer, you know how it is in the summer!!! Also, most people dont give a shit about things that are ordered by the courts, what I mean by that is that no one likes to be ordered to do anything!! In all actuality… this maybe a tough feat for this lady to accomplish, according to the article she is a prostitute, so her odds are increasing by the day!
source:edition.cnn.com
Shots Fired At Car Out Of Anger
This fuckery pretty much speaks for itself! Check the link above for more info on this fuckery!
source:kshb.com
Woman Blinded By Contacts Bought At Flea Market!!
I know why this lady bought these at a flea market, it was to save money but there comes a time and point where you need to go through the appropriate protocol to obtain things like contact lenses.. She probably was like what is the worse thing that can happen? They are sealed and they are a very good deal!!! Probably never thought to herself that these lenses were gonna make her go blind!
source:click2houston.com
Woman Slutting It Up In Courthouse
What the hell is going on in Florida, this is the third story in a row that features fuckery from the Sunshine State! I dont know if this is true for Florida but here in Illinois when you enter most court houses it states that the courthouse is being recorded with video and audio recording… Obviously, these two only had sex on their minds!
source:jacksonville.com