Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Rapes And Kills Teen Girl, Victim’s Mom Assisted Man In Dismembering Body!! (1/8/2017)

Man Rapes And Kills Teen Girl, Victim’s Mom Helps Him Dismember Body

These two deserve nothing less than the death penalty for these deplorable acts! The link above gives a great breakdown of the whole incident. Humanfuckery.com sends our condolences to the family members out there that truly cared about this teen, it is for certain that her ”mother” didn’t to participate in these vile acts!

source:nbcphiladelphia.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Pregnant Woman Stealing From Ikea (1/7/2017)

Why would she think that no one would notice that she placed a fucking frying pan in the back of her pants? This is human fuckery at its finest ladies and gents!!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Taiwan Politician’s Epic Funeral, Which Included 50 Pole Dancers!! (1/7/2017)

This is exactly how I would like my funeral to go!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Florida Man Attempts To Break Into Spy Store! (1/7/2017)

Florida Man Attempts To Break In Spy Store

This fuckery truly speaks for itself! This man make my head hurt!!

source:cnet.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Fort Lauderdale Airport Shooting (1/7/2017)

Yes, this fuckery happened yesterday, but if you have been a frequent visitor to humanfuckery.com you may have noticed that on Fridays we mix it up with Fuckery Flashback/s. We need a day of decompression and levity from reporting some of the fuckery that happens during the week! With that being said, we will address this matter now! First and foremost we send our condolences to the victims families and friends. Secondly, if this person went to the an FBI office and said some cockamamie stuff like this guy did, why wasn’t this guy taken in for a mental evaluation, especially if he served this country?

source:nbcnews.com

Friday’s Food For Thought: When Life Pitches (1/6/2017)

“Life never pitches you a pitch that’s a strike, it’s never a fastball straight down the middle! It’s always gonna be a curveball or a screwball! You will strike out!! The next time you see that same pitch, you will knock it out of the park!! B.L.

Fuckery Flashback: Viral Internet Stars: Special Ed Edition (1/6/2017)

If you were following the correct people on Instagram or on Vine, you have probably came across one of these 3! These 3 were virtually all over the place for a minute doing and saying all types of fuckery which you have the pleasure of viewing below!

Welven Da Great

Welven Da Great single handily brought back the phrase ” Deez Nutz”!! In a state of pure elation from him dropping that joke on his unsuspecting father Welven Da Great screams GOTTTTEM!! which entered everyone’s lexicon for a few weeks (dont lie)..

Real Wings

Next up we have Real Wings.. The first video pretty much sums up my first impressions of Real Wings which was, “Who is this sloth who invaded my timeline??”

A-Town

Last but not least, we have A-town! With his exotic hair color(which reminds me of Rodman) he may have the most style in my opinion between the 3.. But in all actuality the 3 of them have their own distinct styles that kept us entertained.

In closing, these 3 had one hell of a run on social media, hopefully they enjoyed ever minute of their internet fame!

HodgePodge Fuckery: 105-Year-Old Cyclist Sets New World Record (1/5/2017)

This should be motivation for all of you who made a New Year’s Resolution to get fit in 2017! 105 Year old is out there still doing the damn thing, what are you doing?

source:nbcnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Bank Robber Reveals Who He Is By Using The ATM Before Robbery (1/5/2017)

Robber Uses ATM Before Robbery

First thing you do when you use an ATM is that you put a card with your government name on it,then the machine prompts you to enter your Personal Identification Number (PIN), and also sometimes these machines have cameras on the ATM.. This man didnt think this robbery through…

source:us.blastingnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Wisconsin Man Used Homemade Taser To Subdue Woman, Then Placed Her In Wooden Box (1/5/2017)

Wisconsin Man Places Woman In Wooden Box

No, this isn’t a scene form a horror movie, this is real life! We all should be glad this lady did everything she could to escape this sick fuck, if she didn’t fight and just conceded I’m sure that this would of ended in this lady not being alive! In the link above there is more information on this ladies daring escape!

source:weau.com