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Tacos valued at $2.14

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In four cases, the women offered to perform a sex act on an undercover detective in exchange for money, according to police reports.

Two of the women are also facing charges of use or possession of drug paraphernalia.

The fifth woman arrested, Buffy Suzanne Bryan, told a detective posing as a customer that she would perform oral sex in exchange for two soft shell tacos — totaling $2.14 — from Taco Bell, her arrest report said.
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I honestly wanna know what the connection is with prostitutes and Mexican food (I dont really qualify Taco Bell as true Mexican food)? For those of you that are new to the site we covered a story a while back about a prostitute who wanted nachos and money in exchange for her services. FYI:The lady who offered the officer a bj for two tacos is the lady in the top row on the right!

source:news4jax.com

This morning I asked my girlfriend what was on the agenda for this weekend, specifically what we were doing Saturday night. Her response has me baffled.. Ladies and Gents, she wants to watch the Britney Spears biopic on Lifetime entitled Britney Ever After! I had no clue that there was such a movie, so of course I’m doing a little bit of research to know what I’m getting myself into and it looks as if its going to be a horrific train wreck! To be honest, the past two biopics I watched on Lifetime were flaming hot trash (The save by the bell story: Screech’s edition and Whitney’s biopic!)! With that being said, we at humanfuckery.com find it fitting to have the viral video Leave Britney Alone as a Fuckery Flashback because the timing is impeccable with this biopic debuting tomorrow night!

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First and Foremost, we at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to the families who have to deal with this craziness! I reside in the state of Illinois and it just seems like gunplay is getting out of control in Chicago. This fuckery needs to stop!!!

Man Caught Smuggling Gold IN ASS!!!

This fuckery speaks for itself!

see also:Mint Employee Smuggled 180k Worth Of Gold In His ASS

source:newindianexpress.com

No one got arrested for this fuckery because this couple is from Saudi Arabia and this is common practice over in their home country! I understand that there is a learning curve moving to or visiting a new country but this could have ended badly if on that day there was some extreme weather or if something worse would happened like a person abducting their child!

source:kiiitv.com

If your unfamiliar with this game someone picks 3 people and then you personally decide who you would marry,fuck, or kill!! These teachers fucked up by choosing to use high school students as their subjects!!! Nowadays you must always remember that people have the capability to record you at all times,so be aware of your actions!! Yeah, its a bit intrusive but what can you do.. Below is the full video of these teachers game of marry,fuck,kill!

source:wzzm13.com

Hope all of you have a great Valentine’s Day!

Shit escalated quickly!! Fuckery kicks off at the :45 second mark!

source:liveleak.com

Playboy Reverting Back To Nudity

The only thing I want to know is how is Playboy still alive in this day in age with all of these porno sites out there? Must be a niche thing for people who have been fans of the magazine from the earlier years!!

source:nbcnews.com

PewDiePie Dropped

If you already have a mass following and you are making $15 Million dollars yearly to make videos I ask this question, why the hell would you even think of venture down the slippery slope of racism? You should focus on the format that brought you success, at this point you could do almost anything (besides racist jokes) and your followers will eat it up! With this fuckery being in the news, PewDiePie should gain even more notoriety because unfortunately in our society any press is better than no press!

source:bbc.com