Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Mails Meth To Hotel So He Could Try It On Vacation!! (2/13/2017)

Man Mails Meth To Hotel

Due To Length Of Article We’ve Decided To Repost:

A tourist told Key West police he mailed himself crystal methamphetamine so he could try the drug for the first time while on the tropical island, according to reports.

Robert Bare, 24, of Bullhead City, Ariz., admitted he mailed the package — meth wrapped in dirty socks and paper — to the Inn at Key West “because he was in town to party,” said police spokeswoman Alyson Crean.

On Feb. 8, an employee opened the small box, which was addressed only to the hotel, 3420 N. Roosevelt Blvd., and had a return address with the name Robert Dean Bare, who was not listed as a guest at the time. Hotel management called the police.

When Bare came to pick up the package, an undercover detective posing as a hotel manager handed it over. Bare took the package and was stopped by undercover detectives in the lobby. After a brief struggle, he was taken into custody.
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The smartest thing this guy could have done was waited until he got to his destination and asked the cleaning staff at the hotel,odds are they would of known where to find some for him! Instead this man’s brilliant plan probably has him facing federal charges!!

source:miamiherald.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: San Francisco Sheriff Evicts 100 Year Old Lady!!! (2/13/2017)

100 Year Old Woman Evicted From Home

This fuckery should be the least of this centenarian’s concern! I understand that the courts and the sheriff are trying to do their jobs, but for fuck sake this lady could go at any day!!! This type of stress maybe the final nail in the coffin for this lady!

source:abc7news.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 22 Pounds Of Illegal Meats Found In Lady’s Luggage In Dallas! (2/12/2017)

Lady Attempts To Bring 22 Pounds Of Illegal Meats To Dallas

Here is a list of what was brought in:raw chicken, pig, and cow meat, brains, hearts, heads, tongues, feet, and other body.. In my short stint of being a TSA agent, I saw some fuckery in people’s bags.. None to this magnitude!!

source:wfaa.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man In Hong Kong Ordered To Stay Away From Dogs…….After Being Caught Fucking One!!! (2/12/2017)

Hong Kong Dog Fuckery

Really!!!! I’m sick of these nasty fucks out there having sex with dogs! I always say this, go find a real person to bump uglies with, it is easier than ever now a days to get a piece.. If all else fails pay for some, dont fuck dogs.

source:shanghaiist.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Daycare Worker Caught Breastfeeding Kid That Isn’t Her’s!!! (2/12/2017)

Daycare Worker Caught Breastfeeding Kid That Isn’t Her’s

Just watch the video!!! This fuckery speaks for itself!!!

source:abc11.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Attempting To Contact Hitman Accidentally Sends Text Messages To His Former Boss!! (2/12/2017)

Man Text Former Boss Instead Of Hitman

As soon as they release a mugshot of this man, it will be promptly uploaded to humanfuckery.com, we have to match a face with this fuckery! I like that this man is trying to recant this txt by making the statement that he was “venting” and that he was making up everything!!

source:q13fox.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man In Canada Who Beheaded Bus Passenger Is Freed!! (2/12/2017)

Man Free After Beheading Bus Passanger

I guess other countries have slip ups like us here in the US, it just seems as if it isnt as frequent! Canada has dropped the ball on this one, what I mean by that is that this person decapitated someone on a bus and… allegedly engaged in cannibalism during this fuckery! There is no way this man should be out!!

source:theguardian.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Diners Leave Note For Owner Of Restaurant! (2/11/2017)

Note For Restaurant Owner

This fuckery speaks for itself!!!

source:fox5atlanta.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Fed Woman’s Shih Tzu To Two Pit Bulls!!! (2/11/2017)

As a dog owner myself, I can understand what this lady is going through at this time and point! Having a pet is like having another family member,except with fur,gills,feather,ect.ect. Witnessing poor little Charlie Brown getting mauled to death by two pit bulls is gonna resonate for a while. We at humanfuckery.com would like to send our condolences to you, we are sorry for your loss!

source:kob.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Blames Uber For Divorce (2/11/2017)

Man Is Suing For 45 Million

I’m willing to bet that this man’s wife had his log in credentials the whole time, women are smart/sneaky when it comes matters like this!!

source:newser.com