Today’s HumanFuckery: The Next Episode Of Intervention Features Guy Who Started Smoking Crack At Age 11 (2/1/2017)

You are a product of your environment! I honestly feel sorry for this man because he was only trying to bond with his mother. It is crazy that his mother introduced him into this lifestyle so young.. She didn’t see any wrong in this behavior because drugs ruled her life!!! Honestly, I was unaware that this show was still in production, with that being said, I will be tuning into this episode and other future episodes!

source:usmagazine.com

HodgePodge Fuckery: Heinz Petition To Make The Day After The Super Bowl A National Holiday (1/31/2017)

Make The Day After The Super Bowl A National Holiday

Honestly, I wouldn’t be obliged to this! Since we are throwing out ideas that revolve around the theme of football, I also have idea for the NFL. Some how if the NFL could start the regular season on Labor Day weekend instead of the usual start time that would be ideal! Imagine how much revenue that could be generated that weekend with everyone being off that Monday and Labor Day marking the unofficial end of Summer people would be more willing to let loose,party,and enjoy some football!!! Yeah, there is college football currently on Labor Day, but it isn’t the same!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Coke Found In Nose Of American Airlines Jet (1/31/2017)

Coke Found In Nose Of Plane

I dont think whatever drug cartel sent this over isn’t concerned about these bricks being found, I’m sure other shipments made it.. The DEA probably will come down hard on every American Airlines employee who is a airplane mechanic at the Miami airport!!

source:newson6.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Frugal Zoo Goer Climbs Fence To Avoid Paying Ticket Price!! Ends Up Mauled By Tiger!!! (1/31/2017)


Warning: Viewer Discretion Is Advised

I often refer to the 48 laws of power, law 40 to be exact when I catch myself going into frugal mode!! Law 40 Despise the Free Lunch states this:

What is offered for free is dangerous – it usually involves either a trick or a hidden obligation. What has worth is worth paying for. By paying your own way you stay clear of gratitude, guilt, and deceit. It is also often wise to pay the full price – there is no cutting corners with excellence. Be lavish with your money and keep it circulating, for generosity is a sign and a magnet for power.

What stands out the most in this law for me I made bold in the law above. This man cut a huge corner, one that ended his life!!! Humanfuckery.com sends our condolences to this man’s family and friends.

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Jailed For 11 Years For Bashing Thai Royal Family!! (1/30/2017)

Man Jailed 11 Years

Imagine if our Commander in Chief implemented a law like this… The US population would diminish quite quickly!! Folks out there be happy that we have the First Amendment!!!

source:independent.co.uk

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Throws Strangers 5 Year Old Daughter On NJ Transit Railroad Tracks As Train Approaches!!!! (1/30/2017)

Crazy Lady Throws Child ON Train Tracks!!!

This fuckery makes no type of sense!! Thank god that authorities got the train to stop before this poor girl got hit!!! Our society is getting more fucked up by the minute!

source:nbcnewyork.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 3 Furries Sexually Assaulted Boy For 7 Years!!! (1/30/2017)

Furries Sexually Assault Boy For 7 Years

One of these sick fucks was this boy’s relative! How fucked up is that!! Hopefully their prison stay is filled with Big Bubba sexually assaulting them every god damn day for seven years!! That would be a ironic display of karma for these perverted furries!

source:nbcphiladelphia.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 80 Year Old Lady Who Heals Peoples Eyes With Her Tongue!!! (1/29/2017)

80 Lady Heals Eyes With Her Tongue!!!

To be honest, I think I would give this lady’s skils a try, here is why!! During the nicer months I like to engage in various outdoor activities, I do alot from running, hiking , biking, tennis, ect ect. While doing these activities I almost always get some sort of insect that flies directly into my eyeball causing terrible pain and irritation, my eye gets so irritated that it turns really red! Eye drops dont really do justice in this type of scenario. That is the only time I would let this miracle healer clean my eye out!!

source:mirror.co.uk

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Calls Police Because He Was Too High!!! Police Found Man In Fetal Position Surrounded By Snacks (1/29/2017)

Man Calls Cop After Being Too High

Excerpt From Article:

The Youngstown Vindicator reports that on Friday police responded to the 22-year-old man’s home in Austintown around 5:20 p.m., where they could hear the man groaning from a room. That’s when officers found him lying “on the floor in the fetal position” and “surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies,” the police report said.

He also claimed he couldn’t feel his hands because he had smoked too much marijuana.
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All my weed smokers out there, have you ever got this high before??? Honestly, I think this guy’s weed was laced or he is a novice pot smoker!

source:wric.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Brooklyn Mom Charged With Beating Her 4-Year-Old Son To Death With A Broomstick (1/29/2017)

Mom Beats Son To Death With Broomstick

You maybe thinking, What did this child do to deserve to get beat to death in this grisly of a manner? All he did was drop an egg on the floor… Honestly, I dont know if New York has the death penalty, if they do she better get it.. This kid made a simple boo boo, a boo boo that shouldn’t of cost him his life. We can only guess she learned her violent behavior from her ex-husband who we have covered here on humanfucker.com before (view see also link)..

see also:Man Beheads His Mother Then Takes Selfie With Dismembered Head!!

source:nydailynews.com