Today’s HumanFuckery: This Guys Mugshot After Being Arrested For DUI (12/29/2016)

Mugshot Of The Year???

I’ve officially just added a new category to the humanfuckery.com end of the year polls due to this guy! Best Mugshot Of The Year! Every time I see this mugshot I just imagine this guy mentally saying FABULOUS!!!! before the picture is taken!

source:nbcconnecticut.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Armed Man Shot By Officer, Man Claims He Was Testing ‘Theory’ (12/29/2016)

Man Theory

We at humanfuckery.com wouldn’t suggest anyone try this, especially if you’re a person of color. When I first came across this headline I thought to myself ” no one of color would try this”, I was wrong! It is apparent that this guy hasn’t been paying attention to any sort of police matters the past few years. More info on this “theory” is available in the link above!

source:bakersfieldnow.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Fort Worth Police Are In The News Again, This Time For A Shooting (12/29/2016)

The video below is 10 full minutes of the incident, but the action happens about 33 seconds into the video!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Beheaded In Afghanistan ‘For Going Out In City Without Her Husband’ (12/29/2016)

Woman Beheaded For Going Out In City Without Husband

Ladies out there, be thankful that you have certain liberties that some don’t in other parts in the world!

source:independent.co.uk

Today’s HumanFuckery: Lyft Driver Stabs Passenger Over Fare Dispute (12/29/2016)

Hopefully with the New Year coming up this Saturday there will be no other incidents of fuckery like this! We all know that a lot of us will be celebrating the end of this crazy year and that a lot of us will be using some sort of taxi service to get us home (please no drinking and driving).

source:necn.com

HodgePodge Fuckery: Uber Driver/ Matchmaker (12/28/2018)

Would love to see full length episodes of this!!

source:nbcnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Bronx Man Confesses Murders Of His Teacher (Who He Had Relations with) And Their 4 Year-Old Love Child (12/28/2016)

Double Murder

After reading this article and gathering this man’s reasoning for these murders you can see that he was on fuckery. Didn’t wanna pay child support, she’s fucking up things for me in my new relationship, she’s raising him wrong ect ect.. None of those warrant you killing your baby momma or your son! Enjoy your new life in prison!

source:nydailynews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: “Armed” White Supremacy Rally In Montana (12/28/2016)

Armed Rally Planned By Hate Group

Same group/website was trying to start a ”troll storm”. Maybe this group/website drew their inspiration from the recent season of South Park!! Really cant take this fuckery serious!

source:kxlh.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Brutally Beats Victim And Then Post Act On Victims Snapchat (12/28/2016)

I’m uncertain how I missed this story a week ago, I will blame it on my hectic holiday schedule!! Anyways, again this is the new norm in our culture nowadays, broadcast everything you do in life to some sort of social media platform, even if its murder! Hopefully some of you will stop leading a braggadocious social media lifestyle in 2017. Humanfuckery.com sends our condolences to this man’s family and friends.

source:fox6now.com

Hodgepodge Fuckery: 6 Year Old Girl Uses Sleeping Mom’s Fingerprints To Buy Pokemon Gifts Off Of Amazon (12/27/2016)

Girl Uses Mom’s FingerPrint To Shop Online For Pokemon

Honestly, these kids are getting smarter and smarter by the day!!!

source:cnet.com