Today’s HumanFuckery: Cafe Sells Nazi Smoothies (11/28/2016)

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Nazi Smoothies

This fuckery speaks for itself! Check the link above for more information on this bullshit product!

source:mirror.co.uk

Today’s HumanFuckery: Texas Man Arrested For Passing Out Porn DVDS During Halloween (11/28/2016)

Man Arrested For Handing Out Porn DVD’S During Halloween

I know this story is a little old but there is just too much fuckery going on here! I can see how this could of happened, their was a time and point in my life where I had acquired a vast collection of burnt disk and there were times when I’d burn something and forget to label the disk or I’d even mislabel a disk. In this case, I wonder what made this man think that kids would want his old DVDs? Do children actually use DVDs anymore? Why would you pass out DVDs not knowing what are on them? I wonder what type of porno was discovered in this incident of fuckery? So many questions that need answers!!!!

source:wfaa.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: 11 Year Old Boy In Canada Takes Family Van For Joyride (11/28/2016)

At least this boy didn’t cause any damage or harm to others or himself! Whenever I hear a case of kids stealing their parent’s vehicles I instantly think of Latarian Milton!!

see also: 5 year old and 3 year old take a joy ride

source:www.ctvnews.ca

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Attempts To Rob Chipotle, Only Manages To Get Away With A Burrito (11/27/2016)

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Chipotle Robber Only Manages To Steal Burrito

People still eat Chipotle after that E.coli outbreak? We at humanfuckery.com are glad that no one was injured in this botched robbery…

source:usatoday.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: This Homeless Man’s Abode (11/27/2016)

I stumbled on this guys abode via Instagram a few weeks back and I was unaware that a full clip was available. I must say that this guy has a great set up for what limited resources he has!!!

HodgePodge Fuckery: Alain Robert A.K.A French Spider-man Climbs Barcelona Sky Scraper (11/26/2016)

Alain Robert, you are one gutsy human being! This isn’t his first climbing stunt! If you have some spare time on your hands go head and type his name into YouTube to see more of his crazy climbs!!!!

Today’s humanfuckery: Man Receives Porno From RedBox Instead Of Central Intelligence (11/26/2016)

I swear that if the porno was of a better genre those two may have had much more of an enjoyable night!!!

source:fox40.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Mother Accused Of Injecting Shit (Feces) Into Son’s IV! Her Son Has Leukemia (11/26/2016)

Mother Accused Of Injecting Shit Into Sons IV

I’ve officially decided that here at humanfuckery.com we will be putting up a poll at the end of our fiscal year(Sept) for you viewers out there to vote on certain categories such as: mother/father of the year, saddest story of the year, craigslist listing of they year, ect.ect.. With that being said, I honestly think we have a front runner in the Mother Of The Year Category!

(UPDATE 12/28/2019): This “mom” Was Sentenced To 7 Years In Prison For This Fuckery!!

source:wric.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Rival Liquor Store Owner Sets Competitions Store On Fire (11/26/2016)

Liquor Store Beef

This isn’t a way to try and 86 your competition! It is healthy in life to have someone to compete against to know what skills you are lacking and to know what skills you have that are strong! There are times where you can see how weak your competition is by sitting back and letting them hang themselves, this incident of fuckery is a perfect case of hanging yourself!!!

source:abc7.com

Fuckery Flashback: Bad Ass Chuck E. Cheese Kid (11/25/2016)

Man… this kid went on a terror! Uncertain where his parents were at the time of this fuckery but I know this, if he would of attempted to spit on me lord knows what I would’ve done to this kid!!! The first video above is a short 3 min video of the chaos this kid unleashed, the second video is the whole 10 minute video, which I suggest you watch if you have time!!