Today’s HumanFuckery: Tennessee Inmates Escape Jail By Removing Toilet In Cell (12/27/2016)

Inmates Remove Toilet To Escape Jail

Wonder how long it took these six inmates to think of this master plan. From the looks of it 5 out of the 6 have already been captured, the link above has more info!

video source:usatoday.com link source:foxnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Ambulance Stolen With Crew And Patient Aboard!!! (12/27/2016)

Ambulance Stolen!!!

Dumbest fuckery I’ve seen or heard in a while! I mean, if you steal and ambulance where exactly would you take it to get rid of it? You wouldn’t think that a chop shop would want one of these things, also I would think all ambulance vehicles have some sort of tracking device inside of them?

source:kxan.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Charged With DUI, Only Traces Of Caffeine In System (12/26/2016)

Man Charged With DUI, Only Traces Of Caffeine In System

This case should have been thrown out after they decided to give this man a blood test and it came back clean but…. the state is still pressing on. When this guy gets this case thrown out (which we all should be appalled if it doesn’t) he definitely should seek some sort of restitution for all this fuckery he had to deal with!

source:theguardian.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Mom Arrested For DUI After Handing Kid A Sippy Cup Full Of Wine During Traffic Stop (12/26/2016)

Mom Hands Son Sippy Of Wine During Traffic Stop

We may have a new candidate in the humanfuckery.com end of year polls, under the category of Mother Of The Year! In all seriousness, we are glad that she didn’t cause any damage to anyone or thing, the only thing here that maybe damaged is her and her son’s relationship.

source:local12.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Demands Armed Robbery Be Streamed On Facebook Live (12/26/2016)

Man Demands Armed Robbery Be Streamed On Facebook!
I’m starting to see a trend of sorts with these dumb ass criminals who commit a criminal act and then without any hesitation elect to stream their fuckery themselves or in this case request it to be broadcasted on Facebook Live! People please realize when you do this you are only snitchin on yourselves and when your day comes up in court this stream will be exhibit A in your case! Listed below are just a few instances that we have covered here on humanfuckery.com!

see also:Man Driving Reckless While Recording On Facebook Live

Man Steals Cop Car And Streams It On Facebook!!

The Hunt For Michael Vance

source:newyork.cbslocal.com

Happy Holidays From Kanye The Shiba (12/25/2016)

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Today’s HumanFuckery: Teen Texts Mom To Get Drugs Out Of Car After He Has An Accident (12/24/2016)

Teen Txt Mom To Get Drugs Out Of Car

Best quote in this article,quote “Hipp was interviewed by deputies at Delray Medical Center, telling them that he buys medication on the street because he doesn’t agree with the pharmaceutical industry.” Hopefully that defense holds up in court!

source:local10.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Dogs Saved From Being Ate!!! (12/24/2016)

32 Dogs Saved From Being Ate

Yes, ladies and gents, There is a festival in China were they eat dogs!!! With a simple google search I stumbled on the Lychee and Dog Meat Festival which sounds very appeasing… Bone Apple Tea!!!

Today’s HumanFuckery: Priest And Son Charged With Beating 12 Year Old Boy (12/24/2016)

We are glad that this young boy escaped these religious zealots. In our society we really dont have a say on what type of religion we are, we usually have religion forced upon us by our families.. After all this fuckery, hopefully they dont force this 12 year old to continue to attend this perish, these two have already damaged this young man enough!

source:kstp.com/

Today’s HumanFuckery: Fort Worth Cop On Fuckery (12/24/2016)

I’m sure that all of you out there have come across this video in your social media feeds!! There in no reason in hell that this situation should have escalated to what it became but unfortunately when you get the law involved sometimes you never know what the fuck is gonna happen!