Today’s HumanFuckery: Mom Beats Kids For Opening X-Mas Presents Early (12/24/2016)

Honestly, this is a case of kids being kids! What kid doesn’t snoop for their presents as the excitement of Christmas day draws closer and closer by the day!! I’m sure that she probably hid these presents in the back of her closet that is in her room (one of the most obvious places!)

Fuckery Flashback: Nintendo 64!!!!!!! (12/23/2016)

We at humanfuckery.com wish all of you out there a safe and happy holiday! Hopefully all of you out there get a present that makes you feel like these two did! This clip never gets old!!!

Fuckery Flashback: Your Going To Jail Now!!!!!!! (12/23/2016)

GOODDDD DAMN!!!!!

Fuckery Flashback: Free Donna Goudeau (12/23/2016)

In this instant classic, Donna blessed us with so many quotable quotes! My personal favorite is this quote “They say I drove the getaway car but I cannot see because I’m legally blind”. After she makes this statement a few more times a reporter asked ” So you cant see at all?” Donna Replies with “huh?” and looks in the direction of the reporter asking the question!!! This clip is 4 minutes of pure fuckery!! I also included a remix of the original clip down below!

Today HumanFuckery: Texas Man Fatally Stabs Step Mom Over “Gloating” About Dallas Cowboys Victory (12/22/2016)

Stabbing Over Cowboys Victory

As a Dallas Cowboys fan this story pains my heart!! The Cowboys are having a historic run that no one could have predicted! With the Boys rolling and really showing no signs of slowing down entering the playoff, we Cowboys fans should be feeling ourselves. Unfortunately, this lady’s pride in the Boys ended up costing her life. We at humanfuckery.com send our condolences to the friends and families who have to deal with this fuckery! Attention Jerry Jones, you better send some flowers to this lady’s funeral from the team, its the least you could possibly do!

source:nbcdfw.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Black Man In Mississippi Charged With Arson, Burns Church And Spray Paints “Vote Trump” On Church (12/22/2016)

Apparently, this man was a member of this church too!! This story reminds me of the lady who spray painted Black Lives Matter on her own home

sources:apnews.com www.washingtonpost.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: This Old Lady’s Racist Tirade (12/22/2016)

People need to realize that as soon as some sort of fuckery happens in public that all of us have the ability to record on our phones… so when fuckery pops off someone will be capturing your actions! This lady is old and probably doesn’t understand the power of the net, she probably doesn’t understand what going viral means… This video has been on all formats of social media abd also on NBCNEWS so this lady has been exposed!!!

HodgePodge Fuckery: BK Will Let You Exchange Bad Gifts For A Whopper (12/21/2016)

BK Whopper Exchange

Before you get excited about a free Whopper, this offer is only available in select locations in Miami, London and Brazil. The gifts that are exchanged are donated to charity.

source:foxnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Teacher Suspended After Assignment to Defend KKK (12/21/2016)

The teacher who assigned this is African American!! Just wondering why she thought that this fuckery was gonna fly, especially if there are Black students in your classroom.

see also:Baltimore Teacher’s Meltdown In Classroom!!! Uses N*GGER With A Class Full Of Black Kids

source:nbcnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Chargers Security Guard Scratching His Dangus (12/21/2016)

I’m sure that a lot of you may have already witnessed this fuckery by scrolling through your timelines yesterday. Well, in the clip above we learn this security guards fate… Below if you haven’t seen the uncensored version of this it is posted below. Warning:viewer discretion is advised.

Bonus clip Bills Mafia throws dildo on field

source:nbcsandiego.com