Today’s HumanFuckery: Montana Attorney General Says There Is No Way To Appeal 60 Day Jail Sentence For Man Who Raped Daughter (12/13/2016)

60 Day Sentence Upheld In Case Of Father Raping His Daughter

How does this work? This shitty excuse for a father gets only 60 days for raping his own flesh and blood, only in America folks! If you are outraged by this fuckery, please feel free to click the link that is listed under see also. In the link there is a petition for the impeachment of this judge who made this lenient ruling!

see also:Montana Judge’s Ruling

source:cbsnews.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Embezzles $5 Million Dollars, Spends A Million On Game Of War (12/12/2016)

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Man Spends A Million Dollars On Game Of War

For any of you that don’t know what Game of War is, you must be living under a rock! This mobile app is incredibly successful, they have enough money to advertise nationally and during the Super Bowl in 2015,and also have Kate Upton star in the ad!! As an avid gamer myself, I have heard to many stories of people becoming addicted to massively multiplayer online games (MMOG or MMO) because of hearing stories of fuckery like this for instance, I will never pick up a game that is a MMOG!

source:ign.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Another Prison Mannequin Challenge (12/12/2016)

This time from California! This time with music!!!! Also did you notice how many cellphones these inmates had??!! All I wanna know is how? How the hell they get those in?

see also:Mannequin Challenge… Prison Edition

Today’s HumanFuckery: Pastor Tells Kids That Mall Santa Is Fake!! Do You Think His Actions Are Just?? (12/12/2016)

We get that everyone has the right of freedom of speech but was this the right time for it? This guy probably crushed a lot of these kids holiday with his rant! We are sure that all the kids within earshot of this rant are going to have some questions for their parents, I bet the car ride home from the mall was quite eventful for everyone!

see also: Santa And Crew Being Naughty

HodgePodge Fuckery: Finland’s Got Talent Winner -Antton Puonti (12/11/2016)

I’m sure this Antton Puonti probably had this talent all his life and he probably proudly displayed it when he was an adolescent in grade school. His teachers probably told him he wouldn’t amount to shit but look at him now, winner of Finland’s Got Talent! We at humanfuckery.com congratulate you in being #1 in this competition, enjoy your new fame and notoriety.

Today’s HumanFuckery: Woman Hides Lighter In Her Fat Roll, Proceeds To Light Toilet Paper On Fire In Jail Cell (12/10/2016)

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Woman Sets Jail Cell On Fire

According to this article this lady was on all types of fuckery!! After reading this article I’ve come to the conclusion that this lady maybe a female version of Houdini! Good luck trying to get out of this arson charge, the charges that got you placed in jail aren’t shit compared to arson!

source:www.wjhg.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Man Attempts To Steal TV At Wal-Mart While Shop With A Cop Was Taking Place (12/10/2016)

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Man Attempts To Steal Tv During Shop With A Cop

Brilliant idea!! He probably assumed that all the cops would be in the toy section and he could make haste quickly out the front door!

source:cbs12.com

Today’s HumanFuckery: Naked Man Uses Top Of Metro Bus As A Catwalk (12/10/2016)

Any guesses on what this dude was fucked up on?? No way a person would attempt this fuckery sober unless this is some sort of mental breakdown, if that is the case, we wish this man all the best on getting the help that is needed!

source:abc7.com

Fuckery Flashback: Sitting On The Toilet (12/9/2016)

Enjoy your weekend folks!

Fuckery Flashback: Why The Fuck You Lying (12/9/2016)

I’m sure most of you remember the chorus from this song due to it being all over Instagram and various other social media platforms but did yall know that there was a full video?